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Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:10/28/2014
Location:Denmark
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#120 - Feel free to try as much as you like, will deliver.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2013 on gg dova 0
User avatar #151 - mystogan (07/09/2013) [-]
**mystogan rolls 223** Shadowgreen Carvan

i give up
User avatar #150 - mystogan (07/09/2013) [-]
**mystogan rolls 291** Shadowgreen Carvan
#15 - At first I thought he had drawn a vagina. 07/08/2013 on natural 3D -Printer 0
#4 - Only person who has STD Never got laid  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2013 on cool in school +334
#103 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
FUNNYJUNK HAS DUTCH CONTENT ON IT

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#108 - vissova (07/09/2013) [-]
I see. Continue.
User avatar #105 - freddyhollensen (07/09/2013) [-]
What the hell anon.
#104 - MrLlama (07/09/2013) [-]
Stop trying to make us hate the Dutch.
#95 - I can mod in Skyrim, roll trips and I will make a house anywhe…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2013 on gg dova 0
User avatar #148 - mystogan (07/09/2013) [-]
**mystogan rolls 522** shadow green carvan
User avatar #145 - warrenzthehero (07/09/2013) [-]
**warrenzthehero rolls 526** Underwater in the big lake south of Whiterun, southwest of Riverwood, and north of Falkreath.
User avatar #116 - darkangeloffire (07/08/2013) [-]
**darkangeloffire rolls 317** don't have PC skyrim (PS3 fag here) but I'm willing to give it a shot.
User avatar #117 - darkangeloffire (07/08/2013) [-]
Ah well, nothing lost nor gained.
#120 - freddyhollensen (07/08/2013) [-]
Feel free to try as much as you like, will deliver.
User avatar #151 - mystogan (07/09/2013) [-]
**mystogan rolls 223** Shadowgreen Carvan

i give up
User avatar #150 - mystogan (07/09/2013) [-]
**mystogan rolls 291** Shadowgreen Carvan
#71 - '' You can get the **** out '' Well… 07/08/2013 on what i get +4
#9 - He should care with comments like that, or he'll just get char… 07/07/2013 on NSA -1
#77 - Because he worked in a school for deaf kids, that's funny. 07/06/2013 on Religion does no harm +3
#19 - This is obviously how socialism works, well done OP. … 07/06/2013 on Occupy Wall Street movement +11
#122 - So I'm watching this... The old lady: Katie, I can't… 07/06/2013 on Logical.. 0
#219 - Is that how fifth graders look like in America?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Fifth graders at a sex ed... +1
#222 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Pretty much. Look at all those mexicans and chinks. Disgusting, I know.
#399 - Aalborg, Denmark 07/05/2013 on Map 0
#7 - This is yes . 07/05/2013 on Does anybody else agree? 0
#17 - alot of cabbage alot of alot  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on sure is alot of cabbage... 0
#18 - badgertime (07/05/2013) [-]
i'm so sorry.
i'll show myself out.
#45 - That title... 07/04/2013 on Southern Canada -3
#42 - Comment deleted 07/03/2013 on Green is not a creative color -4
#15 - Actually, I believe most commonly ketchup is made of apples. 07/03/2013 on Question of the day 0
#130 - Lovely chart, but seriously. Provide sources. 07/02/2013 on So i heard you like facts,... +3
#45 - Picture 07/02/2013 on FINLAND ICE +2
#299 - And you'd still have us believe that this designer chose to im…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... 0
User avatar #311 - lolollo (07/02/2013) [-]
As for how I came to the conclusion that a God must be behind it...I never did. I'm an agnostic. I find the belief that all of this came just from nothing for nothing just as hard to believe that there is some bearded father figure keeping watch over us. I find it a nice ida, but my beliefs are more one of Deism. I don't believe the question should if there is a God, but more if there was one, would he really give a rats ass about it.

The answer is probably no.
User avatar #309 - lolollo (07/02/2013) [-]
Bugs in the system. Any programmer will tell you that the more lines you put in code, the more bugs are going to pop up. What you're doing is looking at one of those bugs, people bickering over a virgin birth and conflicting beliefs, and using it to conclude that there is no programmer. No, that's not good logic. All that does is disprove the existence of one certain God/Programmer. It doesn't disprove the idea of God entirely.

I believe it's Deism that holds the belief that the existence of a God is likely, but if he does, that he probably doesn't give a rats ass about us. It uses the nature of omnipotence/omniscience to come to the conclusion that a God with those traits, at worst, probably wouldn't even know he's created us. Think about it, do you care of the opinions of a prokaryote? Chances are you probably don't even know it's there until your kitchen starts to smell. It just leaves the question of whether or not this God meant to create us or not.
#47 - Dude, no. 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... 0
#45 - I'm not seing the logic. If evolution is a self funct…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... 0
User avatar #286 - lolollo (07/02/2013) [-]
Imagine you're programming a portion of code that's supposed to do something simple...like add two numbers. You set it up where it takes in the two numbers, and then you write the code that adds them, and finally you write the line that displays it.

Evolution is the portion of code that adds the two numbers. Are YOU the one doing the adding? No, but you're the one who designed the code that does it. Now you have something set up where you only need the two numbers in order to come to the answer.

Now imagine that evolution is a million times more complicated than just adding two numbers......you make it where the program takes in something small and insignificant...like the readings on the mass/charge/energy of a proton, neutron, and electron, and what it spits out is matter, light, soil, water, fish, birds, people, emotion, happiness, love, rejection, loneliness, depression, alcoholism, and suicide.
User avatar #299 - freddyhollensen (07/02/2013) [-]
And you'd still have us believe that this designer chose to impregnate a virgin, set up some fancy rules, and totally not be on the other team that says they impregnated their virgin and not yours.

Even if you had a designer god, it's still far from logical to jump to a god that actually cares about you (if that is even something you believe, my apologies if not).

It still didn't satisfy me though, it seems to me evolution is perfectly imaginable to happen without a god as well, and its more likely there was natural properties that set everything in motion than an omnipotent mind.

Wouldn't you admit that evolution could easily happen in a universe governed by natural properties inherent to our universe, and just out of curiosity, what made you come to the conclusion that a god must be behind it?
User avatar #311 - lolollo (07/02/2013) [-]
As for how I came to the conclusion that a God must be behind it...I never did. I'm an agnostic. I find the belief that all of this came just from nothing for nothing just as hard to believe that there is some bearded father figure keeping watch over us. I find it a nice ida, but my beliefs are more one of Deism. I don't believe the question should if there is a God, but more if there was one, would he really give a rats ass about it.

The answer is probably no.
User avatar #309 - lolollo (07/02/2013) [-]
Bugs in the system. Any programmer will tell you that the more lines you put in code, the more bugs are going to pop up. What you're doing is looking at one of those bugs, people bickering over a virgin birth and conflicting beliefs, and using it to conclude that there is no programmer. No, that's not good logic. All that does is disprove the existence of one certain God/Programmer. It doesn't disprove the idea of God entirely.

I believe it's Deism that holds the belief that the existence of a God is likely, but if he does, that he probably doesn't give a rats ass about us. It uses the nature of omnipotence/omniscience to come to the conclusion that a God with those traits, at worst, probably wouldn't even know he's created us. Think about it, do you care of the opinions of a prokaryote? Chances are you probably don't even know it's there until your kitchen starts to smell. It just leaves the question of whether or not this God meant to create us or not.
User avatar #53 - dragontamers (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm guessing he means every generation or so he tweeks the design a bit, whether it's physical or not mentally and see how it goes.
#59 - anonmynous (07/02/2013) [-]
If he created us in his own image does that mean god started out as an amoeba and continuously takes the form of his most evolved species?
User avatar #60 - dragontamers (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know I'm just trying to make sense of the comment.
User avatar #50 - sanguinesolitude (07/02/2013) [-]
how about a god who designed the rules to work so well at the beginning that he doesnt need to step in and intervene, knowing before anything happened exactly how it would turn out. being a creator could mean he set it in motion, without actually having to control the details.


I dont believe any of that but it seems possible if you want to believe in a god.
#185 - Obviously ******** . Hey guys, there was…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on My First Slave -4
User avatar #210 - herecomesjohnny (07/01/2013) [-]
sometimes you just don't care and enjoy a nice story
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User avatar #217 - neutralgray (07/01/2013) [-]
It wasn't even a good story. It was "let me tell you about this time I was giant asshole to everyone and used this girl for fun and pleasure not seeming to really give a shit about her life." Yeah, just a lovely story.
User avatar #191 - shinyarmor (07/01/2013) [-]
when she dressed up as a hottie with expensive things he bought her she looked liek a 8-9/10. learn to infer.
#54 - MFW when reading this. 06/29/2013 on Heaven and Hell +2
#14 - I know Skyrim has lost a lot of fuzz, but there are still peop…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Wolf Pussy +21
#106 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
People who like the work of J.R.R. Tolkien, and like skyrim, should check out the Middle Earth Roleplaying Project (MERP) mod. Even though the development is at a halt for the moment because of legal reasons with Warner Brothers, it is totally worth checking out.
User avatar #92 - viscerys (06/27/2013) [-]
Wyrmstooth. Nuff said.
User avatar #19 - reican (06/27/2013) [-]
like moonpath to elseweyr?
#17 - Inb4 random Christian Lunatic doesn't mean anything. … 06/27/2013 on hur 0

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User avatar #14 - someponynew ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
>Fully supporting your mod.
User avatar #15 to #14 - freddyhollensen (06/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, if you wish to follow what's going on, I've actually just made a facebook page like 10 minutes ago, we're at the moment 2-3 people working on content for Skyrim.

The page obviously isn't worth much at the moment, but soon I'll add some screenshots of places around the world, and eventually I'll make it into a real page with daily / weekly updates for your feed. ;)

www.facebook.com/SkyrimFreeDlc
User avatar #3 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Are you getting your pictures from I ******* Love Science? Because your recent posts were posted there a couple days ago
User avatar #4 to #3 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, yes... I think so, Sometimes I just save funny pictures in my folder, and I'm subscribed to their facebook page.. so may very well be. ;)
User avatar #5 to #4 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Yeah same here, they're good stuff. You should post the follow up the Has Science Gone To Far post with the one of the fat guys as heavy metals. That made me laugh
User avatar #6 to #5 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Can't remember seeing that, I'll go look for it, unless you got the link to it on you? :b
User avatar #8 to #7 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, brilliant, thanks mate... I'll save it in my folder for the next time I post ;) You could also post it yourself though, I see you're collecting quite a bit of thumbs yourself... Feel free to use the title :b

Has science gone to far... I think so.

Would be more fitting though I think ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Nah I only post comics so all your man
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2012) [-]
What's up, mate
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