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#7 - sure thing, if you don't mind playing with a let's say... noob…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Warms my heart 0
User avatar #10 - depends (06/09/2014) [-]
It's cool but if you duo que with me we'll probs get level 10-20s
#11 - fragman (06/09/2014) [-]
user not found.
Didn't think of that, probably due to different regions (WEurope)
User avatar #12 - depends (06/09/2014) [-]
I'm on NA.
#5 - > start playing 3 days ago > only doing Akali mid si…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Warms my heart +3
User avatar #6 - depends (06/08/2014) [-]
lel. jinx and draven are my 2 favorite adcs, if you wanna play my username is NotANoobHere
User avatar #8 - assdoreponyfucker (06/09/2014) [-]
My fav adcs are draven, ezreal, and caitlyn. You got to farm farm farm. I main adc/top/sup/mid/jung
#7 - fragman (06/08/2014) [-]
sure thing, if you don't mind playing with a let's say... noob with good intentions lol
lvl 9 and shit
User avatar #10 - depends (06/09/2014) [-]
It's cool but if you duo que with me we'll probs get level 10-20s
#11 - fragman (06/09/2014) [-]
user not found.
Didn't think of that, probably due to different regions (WEurope)
User avatar #12 - depends (06/09/2014) [-]
I'm on NA.
#36 - except that is all but true. in most cases where people do… 06/07/2014 on kindness +2
#40 - at least HSoTD manages to actually pull off the ecchiness unli… 06/07/2014 on Shining cosplay -2
#35 - >implying that's a bad thing Rockstar social club … 06/07/2014 on Rockstar is So Cruel +3
#98 - Kickassfacts is kickass bullshit. If a research group publ… 06/07/2014 on 10 Interesting Random Facts... +1
#284 - Steam: Rolling Bush Simulator 2014 - Indie, Early Access - $29.99 06/05/2014 on Steam master race 0
#20 - I take it you don't have a dog, right? You don't go i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Real hero 0
User avatar #21 - therealslimdavey (06/05/2014) [-]
I currently don't have a dog, but I've had dogs, cats, hamsters, fish, and even a horse at one point, so I'm not a newbie when it comes animal care.

Now when I had dogs, I raised them in a pretty remote and wooded area in southwest Washington so I never took them on an elevator. And it never once occurred to me what I would do if I ever was in a situation where I would be forced to take my dogs on an elevator. I don't think that's on the typical itinerary for the average dog owner. Perhaps the woman could be partial to blame, a short leash would make sense, but honestly as far as I can see that would only be an issue of ignorance. And besides who would carry around different lengthened leashes with one specifically for elevator rides? A bit impractical if you ask me.

But besides the issue of the leash, as I see it, she did nothing wrong. She and the dog were standing a fair distance from the door, she tried to pull back on the leash when she realized what was going on, but the doors closed pretty quickly. There wasn't much beyond that she could do. She probably should have hit the open door button, or double clicked on her floor level to cancel the elevator trip, but she seems like an elderly woman so she probably panicked and didn't know what to do. Unless humans have training in what to do in specific emergencies, they don't often think clearly.

And besides you should know that there are some things that you just can't stop a dog with no matter how obedient they are. For my dogs, it was deer. They were all very well trained and friendly to strangers, but once they saw a deer there was no stopping them. For all you know the dog heard the elevator ding and freaked out. Regardless the woman isn't a moronic bitch. She doesn't deserved to be punched. And I don't think she deserves to have her dog taken away. Just maybe informed as to how to handle situations like that in the future.

I think you just need to calm down a little bit.
#14 - Take the dog away from her and punch that moronic bitch in the mouth.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Real hero 0
User avatar #18 - therealslimdavey (06/05/2014) [-]
What exactly did the "moronic bitch" do?

She was just standing in the elevator. It was the dog who ran out on it's own accord. She didn't push the dog out or kick it or anything. As the door was closing when the dog ran out there would have been no time for her to try and catch it either. This was just a case of a dog who got curious about something at the wrong time in the wrong place and left the elevator at the worst moment possible. Lucky for everyone there that the guy was able to cut the leash that quickly.

Just think twice before you place blame on someone who doesn't deserve it. Or at least review the gif a couple times.
#20 - fragman (06/05/2014) [-]
I take it you don't have a dog, right?

You don't go into an elevator with a dog without taking it on short leash or knowing that he is hella obedient and will stand by your side no matter what. This is lesson one when talking about using elevators with dogs.

That situation is 100% the owner's fault.
User avatar #21 - therealslimdavey (06/05/2014) [-]
I currently don't have a dog, but I've had dogs, cats, hamsters, fish, and even a horse at one point, so I'm not a newbie when it comes animal care.

Now when I had dogs, I raised them in a pretty remote and wooded area in southwest Washington so I never took them on an elevator. And it never once occurred to me what I would do if I ever was in a situation where I would be forced to take my dogs on an elevator. I don't think that's on the typical itinerary for the average dog owner. Perhaps the woman could be partial to blame, a short leash would make sense, but honestly as far as I can see that would only be an issue of ignorance. And besides who would carry around different lengthened leashes with one specifically for elevator rides? A bit impractical if you ask me.

But besides the issue of the leash, as I see it, she did nothing wrong. She and the dog were standing a fair distance from the door, she tried to pull back on the leash when she realized what was going on, but the doors closed pretty quickly. There wasn't much beyond that she could do. She probably should have hit the open door button, or double clicked on her floor level to cancel the elevator trip, but she seems like an elderly woman so she probably panicked and didn't know what to do. Unless humans have training in what to do in specific emergencies, they don't often think clearly.

And besides you should know that there are some things that you just can't stop a dog with no matter how obedient they are. For my dogs, it was deer. They were all very well trained and friendly to strangers, but once they saw a deer there was no stopping them. For all you know the dog heard the elevator ding and freaked out. Regardless the woman isn't a moronic bitch. She doesn't deserved to be punched. And I don't think she deserves to have her dog taken away. Just maybe informed as to how to handle situations like that in the future.

I think you just need to calm down a little bit.
#33 - Picture 06/04/2014 on Leave a Hue +1
#83 - yet all the datingsite pictures in cringe comps include some g… 06/04/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. OCHO (8) 0
#80 - all you guys keep going on about how bad it is if someone thin…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. OCHO (8) +2
User avatar #84 - phanaict (06/04/2014) [-]
if you have sex with them i think they are obligated to have sex back
User avatar #81 - phanaict (06/04/2014) [-]
wat? this isnt tumblr no ones making that claim
#83 - fragman (06/04/2014) [-]
yet all the datingsite pictures in cringe comps include some guy answeing that with a "yes"...
#40 - [citation needed more than fucking ever] 06/04/2014 on 10 Awesome Interesting... 0
#20 - But wait! There's fucking more! 06/04/2014 on Doctor New +4
#459 - So? Not understanding how bad a crime is or why it is consider…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Awaiting possible media... 0
User avatar #468 - sinonyx (06/04/2014) [-]
kids are mentally retarded adults (mostly)

if an adult with the mental capacity and understanding of a 8 year old were to kill someone they's to to a mental hospital not a prision

not understanding how bad a crime is, and not at all being able to understand it are different things


yes, thats because you had to deal with a death, most kids don't that young
#6 - And he doesn't give half a fuck 06/03/2014 on SHALL NOT PASS +2
#8 - at least he's out of the friendzone  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on 95% of Spiders Are Harmless 0
User avatar #43 - EdwardNigma (06/04/2014) [-]
Nigger he is out of the city.
#141 - When it comes to crimes on that level they should always be ch…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Awaiting possible media... +12
User avatar #219 - sinonyx (06/04/2014) [-]
if you're 8 you don't fully understand that death is permanent
#459 - fragman (06/04/2014) [-]
So? Not understanding how bad a crime is or why it is considered bad doesn't protect you as an adult.

By the way it is bullshit. I was 7 when my grandmother died and I understood pretty well how fucking permanent that is.
User avatar #468 - sinonyx (06/04/2014) [-]
kids are mentally retarded adults (mostly)

if an adult with the mental capacity and understanding of a 8 year old were to kill someone they's to to a mental hospital not a prision

not understanding how bad a crime is, and not at all being able to understand it are different things


yes, thats because you had to deal with a death, most kids don't that young
#59 - so?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Is it worth raping her? +1
#75 - defeats (06/03/2014) [-]
You got me there. Last section is mfw.
#221 - Uh, no they don't. Every country has "that kind"… 06/03/2014 on American Tourists 0
#10 - which is why noone should go throw tons of money at it... 06/03/2014 on Steam Community on "The... 0
#31 - With one big difference: Duke Nukem Forever actually got relea… 06/03/2014 on Is it worth it? 0
#55 - >Fahrenheit >more precise Yes, and that is … 06/03/2014 on F*ck yeah! +3
#62 - well you should've learned not to visit FJ in the timeframe be…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Sorry not sorry -1
User avatar #92 - peppermd (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah, I know. but i figured just browsing a few hours after would have been fine, because I was bored, tired and wasn't able to watch it til the morning
#43 - The description does a bit.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Lots of cunts +1
User avatar #177 - swimmingprodigy (06/03/2014) [-]
Well ya ok about Oberyn, but I was only talking about Arya and the Eyrie
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#39 - myitems (07/04/2014) [-]
I've been advertising your channel skipper a lot lately, and someone suggested uploading a content for it. I did re-host it on userscripts, but if you don't mind I would like to upload a post about it. And yes, I have been making sure to give credit where it's due for you <3 It is an awesome thing.
#40 to #39 - fragman ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
sure, go ahead
User avatar #35 - DisgruntledTomato (10/16/2013) [-]
Just a quick reminder, I still use your channel skipper <3
#36 to #35 - fragman ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
woah that is still a thing?
awesome, thanks
User avatar #37 to #36 - DisgruntledTomato (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't know if others use it, but I still do. Probably going to write a UI for it as well. Pretty useful.
User avatar #33 - akkere (06/19/2012) [-]
I decided to do an EZ setup
www.mediafire.com/?b5qdg8cez3563db

I wasn't able to finish it in time before the post was out of its 24 hour slot, but it has a readme with some instructions so you don't have to keep repeating yourself

What do you think?
User avatar #26 - venumb (06/18/2012) [-]
Is it alright if I take what you have so far and edit it and repost the results as long as I mention your name? I plan on adding GUI and other features other than Skipper. The auto thumb/thumb down will probably be in there too.

Really good work on the idea :)
#27 to #26 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I really wouldn't recommend the thumb down feature, there is a vote limit for a certain timespan which could have negative impact on functionality and would also motivate people to post their content outside the channel.
But expanding it in general, sure.
User avatar #28 to #27 - venumb (06/18/2012) [-]
I guess your right. I'll leave the thumbing out of the expanded release. I have other ideas that I'm am way more motivated on accomplishing anyway.
#21 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
If you want, I can make a quick step by step guide for you to post for Chrome users and how to edit the skipped channels.
#22 to #21 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
this would be really nice. but since my 24 hour frame is almost done and this content will go back to the depths of noonegivesafuck I dont think it will be necessary.
#23 to #22 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Ah I truly doubt that. This was a huge step forward for FJ today, it'll be remembered for a while. And you could upload a Firefox guide and a Chrome guide for newbies in the following days. Especially probably around Thursday or Friday since a lot of Bendingtime posts will come about Saturday. There will be tons of bitchin about it. :P
#24 to #23 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
good idea. I like it.
In this case it'd be wonderful if you could provide the chrome guide :)
#29 to #24 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Rawr, this should be good.
Here is the Tampermonkey Beta link
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/gcalenpjmijncebpfijmoaglllgpjagf
#31 to #29 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
big yay for you, thx.
I think I'll have it ready by around thursday
#32 to #31 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Sorry it took so long, I was PMing some people tryin to help them
#30 to #29 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll have a friend try it out later with that when he gets home though
#25 to #24 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll get to workin on it here in a few minutes :)
User avatar #12 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Which page did you fond the source code that showed the channels in an array?
User avatar #13 to #12 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
find*
#14 to #13 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't quite get what you mean...
the code is fully hand-written
User avatar #15 to #14 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought you said that there was a way to edit the source code.
#16 to #15 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
ah now I get it.
Depends on your browser. You might want to check out this if you're using chrome:
stackoverflow [DOT] com/questions/5258989/manually-adding-a-userscript-to-google-chrome
#17 to #16 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
rest should be in the content description.
User avatar #18 to #17 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
If you're referring to adding the channel skipper, don't worry about that it installed automatically :). I was just wondering about when you said that you could edit the source code so it only skips certain channels.
#19 to #18 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
actually that's what I meant...
you'll need to find where the script is stored in order to edit it. that should be explained in the description pretty much, on the stackoverflow site you'll find the various user-datadir defaults for chrome.
then edit the file script.js in notepad++ or something like that
User avatar #20 to #19 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Ohhh ok now I get it :). Thank you, Sir.
User avatar #9 - missladyhalmighty (06/18/2012) [-]
You are a god. << Seriously, thank you.
#10 to #9 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #8 - fjdesign (06/18/2012) [-]
Good work my friend. I am truly proud of what you have done. If you ever need anything from us please do ask.
#11 to #8 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
thank you.
#6 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
i ahve no fucking idea what a user scrpt is. how do i use it. inb4 newfag
#7 to #6 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't know you, and this is crazy...
but read the damn description maybe?

seriously the manual in there should be pretty straightforward
#34 to #7 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
fuck you you, you analnutbag. go die in a fucking fire
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#2 to #1 - fragman ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
depends on your browser. if you're using firefox with greasemonkey, you can simply create a new user script (after you've defined a default userscript editor, e.g. notepad++) and paste the source code. then edit the array defined in line 9 to be filled with all the channels you'd like skipped, like this:
var skipit = new Array("channel1", "channel2", "channel3");
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#4 to #3 - fragman ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
this is a little ugly, but I don't know of any better way at this moment.
you'll find the script in C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\Extensions\xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\1_0\script.js
while "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" is a random string. I don't know how that's generated but if it's based on the script source code it should be "camaaaeklepkjffjiookkjabipiidofl".
In this folder there are two files, manifest.json and script.js (which is the one you can edit using any text editor and just save it)
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