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#59 - Yeah, me neither. 01/12/2014 on 4chan +1
#72 - >is that from wikileaks 01/12/2014 on c-sectioned +30
#298 - I don't see any benefit in Fahrenheit besides being that "…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit +1
User avatar #349 - nospyonme (01/12/2014) [-]
Real men use cubits
#277 - so you're saying instead of 1 additional system, you actually …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit -2
User avatar #287 - BobbyMcFerrin (01/11/2014) [-]
Fahrenheit is more useful for judging environmental temperature since most regions usually fall between 0 and 100 F.

For performing calculations it's much easier to use a base 10 system.

Doing machine work is much easier using inches, because you use base 2 fractional units. I know that manufacturers will carry a 3/8 bolt and a 5/16 is the next size down. Metric bolts come in sizes that have numbers associated with them that aren't even diameters...like do I want a 9 bolt or a 10 bolt?

tl;dr: Metric is far superior for doing calculations but there are a few every day applications for which Imperial is more convenient.
#298 - fragman (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't see any benefit in Fahrenheit besides being that "special needs" kid of the world...
Environmental factors asre much too inconsistent for it to be really useful, on the other hand at 0°C I know that I need to watch the fuck out because the roads might be frozen. Fahrenheit it would be 32 if I recall the conversion correctly.

Imperial system for machine work is indeed much more useful, that is true. But that is one single example and not important enough to learn two systems, one of which uses completely arbitrary progression scales.

In essence: SI master race. Everything is built up logically instead of "hey look at how long my foot is, let's use that as measurement!"
User avatar #349 - nospyonme (01/12/2014) [-]
Real men use cubits
#158 - However it's much more complicated to convert from Fahrenheit …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit 0
User avatar #275 - smokedmeatlog (01/11/2014) [-]
You're right. I always find myself needing to convert to kelvin on the go, but this damn Fahrenheit is really making it difficult.
User avatar #273 - BobbyMcFerrin (01/11/2014) [-]
not true. you'd convert from fahrenheit to rankine, which is computationally equivalent to kelvin, but differs in its increments by a constant of 5/9. i.e. 0 rankine = 0 kelvin, 5 rankine = 9 kelvin etc.
#277 - fragman (01/11/2014) [-]
so you're saying instead of 1 additional system, you actually use two?
'murica.
User avatar #287 - BobbyMcFerrin (01/11/2014) [-]
Fahrenheit is more useful for judging environmental temperature since most regions usually fall between 0 and 100 F.

For performing calculations it's much easier to use a base 10 system.

Doing machine work is much easier using inches, because you use base 2 fractional units. I know that manufacturers will carry a 3/8 bolt and a 5/16 is the next size down. Metric bolts come in sizes that have numbers associated with them that aren't even diameters...like do I want a 9 bolt or a 10 bolt?

tl;dr: Metric is far superior for doing calculations but there are a few every day applications for which Imperial is more convenient.
#298 - fragman (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't see any benefit in Fahrenheit besides being that "special needs" kid of the world...
Environmental factors asre much too inconsistent for it to be really useful, on the other hand at 0°C I know that I need to watch the fuck out because the roads might be frozen. Fahrenheit it would be 32 if I recall the conversion correctly.

Imperial system for machine work is indeed much more useful, that is true. But that is one single example and not important enough to learn two systems, one of which uses completely arbitrary progression scales.

In essence: SI master race. Everything is built up logically instead of "hey look at how long my foot is, let's use that as measurement!"
User avatar #349 - nospyonme (01/12/2014) [-]
Real men use cubits
User avatar #171 - Tusura (01/11/2014) [-]
So let's start a galactic federation of earth that only uses kelvin, and light years for measurement.
#11 - I watched the video and it really hurts my brain. This wil… 01/11/2014 on This game is freaking neat! 0
#46 - the original meaning of "cunt destroyer" 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#63 - This is a Judengasse. It gasses Juden.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Is he at it again? +6
User avatar #64 - hlcptr (01/11/2014) [-]
win
#2 - Picture 01/11/2014 on Being late to class... 0
#3 - I can see why she's your ex... Noone could put up with tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on The chef's guide to knives +18
#14 - trevanman (01/11/2014) [-]
I broke up because she wanted to hang out too much.
I wanted some privacy, so then she said "feels like you don't wanna hang out with me"
#8 - > wish for time machine > find out > go back …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Comment Victory +5
#10 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
Grandfather paradox.
#18 - > get wasted > climb on mountain > set bush o… 01/10/2014 on Jadens Tweets +5
#273 - > 100 plus Oh good old Fahrenheit which is just another…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Germany vs America +2
User avatar #445 - bloodofthedragon (01/11/2014) [-]
sorry man I was really inconsiderate I should have put Fahrenheit
User avatar #338 - commontroll (01/10/2014) [-]
Fahrenheit is using the human body's limits if I recall correctly. They all just have different bases and standards.
#8 - He really excels at creating images.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Excel Level 1000 +17
User avatar #9 - jackmanagan (01/10/2014) [-]
no NO AUGH
#40 - > 90s video game > PS2 wat 01/10/2014 on PS2 Character? 0
#94 - Picture 01/09/2014 on i cont win 0
#50 - Stop wanking the jews. Killing >25 million people in differ…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on True 0
User avatar #52 - achimp (01/09/2014) [-]
Maybe the reason the United States has the "highest rate" (you never explained where you got that from...) for soldiers killing people is we are the go to country for the UN and the rest of the world. When is the last time Germany fielded a large army at the UN's bequest?

Going with your parent analogy, it'd be like an entire family of adults (parents, aunts, uncles) asking an admittedly loaded kid to do something they really don't have the balls to do, and then criticizing him for small screwups.
#21 - Picture 01/09/2014 on so titan much monster +1
#46 - But unlike countries like America, others are capable of learn…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on True 0
User avatar #49 - achimp (01/09/2014) [-]
Well yeah - Germany has went to an extreme-the holocaust- and the pendulum has swung from extreme nationalism to almost abhorring nationalism. The next time the US attempts to exterminate the jews and STILL has a generally nationalistic demeanor, come back to me.

Besides, European countries have LONG histories, the US is still a young country - we have the benefit of being a people coming from many peoples, but we are still young in comparison - Britain and france have had countless constiutions and rebellions before they found a system that worked.
#50 - fragman (01/09/2014) [-]
Stop wanking the jews. Killing >25 million people in different countries is far worse than killing 6 million jews and a few French guys.

The young country part is true but maybe that's why you should stop being rebellious little teenage twats and try to comprehend the mistakes your parents made in the past and act accordingly instead of yapping "I'm allowed to do that because you know, my dad did far worse things!".
User avatar #52 - achimp (01/09/2014) [-]
Maybe the reason the United States has the "highest rate" (you never explained where you got that from...) for soldiers killing people is we are the go to country for the UN and the rest of the world. When is the last time Germany fielded a large army at the UN's bequest?

Going with your parent analogy, it'd be like an entire family of adults (parents, aunts, uncles) asking an admittedly loaded kid to do something they really don't have the balls to do, and then criticizing him for small screwups.
#44 - Calling someone who tries to explain how America committed war… 01/09/2014 on True 0
#42 - I ain't even german you dumb **** ... Also not…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on True 0
User avatar #43 - failtolawl (01/09/2014) [-]
were did I say that you were german?

also lay maymay faces. Welcome to the internet! Please leave.
#44 - fragman (01/09/2014) [-]
Calling someone who tries to explain how America committed war crimes just like Germany did "blinded by nationalism" kinda implies that...
Sorry, I don't have any more fitting recation images for dimwits of your level.
#40 - The objective surely was to "cease war" because that…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2014 on True +1
User avatar #45 - achimp (01/09/2014) [-]
As if every other country hasn't had soldiers and military who were dicks at one point. Fuck man, have you heard of the 100 years war?
Besides, the vast majority of conflicts the US has been involved in, the REST OF THE UN was too.

Dick.
#46 - fragman (01/09/2014) [-]
But unlike countries like America, others are capable of learning.
Germany is the best example. Have you heard of any atrocious acts on that level committed by german soldiers in the last 50 years? No, because they fucking learned from their own mistakes.
User avatar #49 - achimp (01/09/2014) [-]
Well yeah - Germany has went to an extreme-the holocaust- and the pendulum has swung from extreme nationalism to almost abhorring nationalism. The next time the US attempts to exterminate the jews and STILL has a generally nationalistic demeanor, come back to me.

Besides, European countries have LONG histories, the US is still a young country - we have the benefit of being a people coming from many peoples, but we are still young in comparison - Britain and france have had countless constiutions and rebellions before they found a system that worked.
#50 - fragman (01/09/2014) [-]
Stop wanking the jews. Killing >25 million people in different countries is far worse than killing 6 million jews and a few French guys.

The young country part is true but maybe that's why you should stop being rebellious little teenage twats and try to comprehend the mistakes your parents made in the past and act accordingly instead of yapping "I'm allowed to do that because you know, my dad did far worse things!".
User avatar #52 - achimp (01/09/2014) [-]
Maybe the reason the United States has the "highest rate" (you never explained where you got that from...) for soldiers killing people is we are the go to country for the UN and the rest of the world. When is the last time Germany fielded a large army at the UN's bequest?

Going with your parent analogy, it'd be like an entire family of adults (parents, aunts, uncles) asking an admittedly loaded kid to do something they really don't have the balls to do, and then criticizing him for small screwups.
User avatar #41 - failtolawl (01/09/2014) [-]
Perhaps when we invent the time machine, we can just not send our troops to the western front, allow the Germans to defeat the Russians. And have your sorry ass under Nazi oppression. I'm not going to do that though, because I am aware you are the cuntiest of cunts, blinded by nationalism, and you represent nobody but your own pathetic existence.
#42 - fragman (01/09/2014) [-]
I ain't even german you dumb fuck...
Also not a single word of what I said was regarding America's involvement in WWII but rather Vietnam & middle east which should be bloody obvious if you look at the original comment where it says "after WWII..."
User avatar #43 - failtolawl (01/09/2014) [-]
were did I say that you were german?

also lay maymay faces. Welcome to the internet! Please leave.
#44 - fragman (01/09/2014) [-]
Calling someone who tries to explain how America committed war crimes just like Germany did "blinded by nationalism" kinda implies that...
Sorry, I don't have any more fitting recation images for dimwits of your level.
#10 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2014 on so titan much monster +8
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User avatar #60 - chuckstein (01/10/2014) [-]
Me and my friend yelled this at a kid in my school and he actually harmonized with us.
User avatar #50 - smartasshobo (01/10/2014) [-]
D you have the "that sounds AWESOME!" Eren?
#68 - shmengels (01/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - iprochaosangel (01/10/2014) [-]
nope
#21 - fragman (01/09/2014) [-]
#20 - my thoughts exactly 01/09/2014 on THE POLAR VORTEX +1
#34 - Even the chances of admin allowing tits on this site again are… 01/09/2014 on Shait. Time to get fit! +1
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User avatar #39 - myitems (07/04/2014) [-]
I've been advertising your channel skipper a lot lately, and someone suggested uploading a content for it. I did re-host it on userscripts, but if you don't mind I would like to upload a post about it. And yes, I have been making sure to give credit where it's due for you <3 It is an awesome thing.
#40 to #39 - fragman (07/04/2014) [-]
sure, go ahead
User avatar #35 - DisgruntledTomato (10/16/2013) [-]
Just a quick reminder, I still use your channel skipper <3
#36 to #35 - fragman (10/17/2013) [-]
woah that is still a thing?
awesome, thanks
User avatar #37 to #36 - DisgruntledTomato (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't know if others use it, but I still do. Probably going to write a UI for it as well. Pretty useful.
User avatar #33 - akkere ONLINE (06/19/2012) [-]
I decided to do an EZ setup
www.mediafire.com/?b5qdg8cez3563db

I wasn't able to finish it in time before the post was out of its 24 hour slot, but it has a readme with some instructions so you don't have to keep repeating yourself

What do you think?
User avatar #26 - venumb ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Is it alright if I take what you have so far and edit it and repost the results as long as I mention your name? I plan on adding GUI and other features other than Skipper. The auto thumb/thumb down will probably be in there too.

Really good work on the idea :)
#27 to #26 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
I really wouldn't recommend the thumb down feature, there is a vote limit for a certain timespan which could have negative impact on functionality and would also motivate people to post their content outside the channel.
But expanding it in general, sure.
User avatar #28 to #27 - venumb ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I guess your right. I'll leave the thumbing out of the expanded release. I have other ideas that I'm am way more motivated on accomplishing anyway.
#21 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
If you want, I can make a quick step by step guide for you to post for Chrome users and how to edit the skipped channels.
#22 to #21 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
this would be really nice. but since my 24 hour frame is almost done and this content will go back to the depths of *************** I dont think it will be necessary.
#23 to #22 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Ah I truly doubt that. This was a huge step forward for FJ today, it'll be remembered for a while. And you could upload a Firefox guide and a Chrome guide for newbies in the following days. Especially probably around Thursday or Friday since a lot of Bendingtime posts will come about Saturday. There will be tons of bitchin about it. :P
#24 to #23 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
good idea. I like it.
In this case it'd be wonderful if you could provide the chrome guide :)
#29 to #24 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Rawr, this should be good.
Here is the Tampermonkey Beta link
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/gcalenpjmijncebpfijmoaglllgpjagf
#31 to #29 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
big yay for you, thx.
I think I'll have it ready by around thursday
#32 to #31 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Sorry it took so long, I was PMing some people tryin to help them
#30 to #29 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll have a friend try it out later with that when he gets home though
#25 to #24 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll get to workin on it here in a few minutes :)
User avatar #12 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Which page did you fond the source code that showed the channels in an array?
User avatar #13 to #12 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
find*
#14 to #13 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't quite get what you mean...
the code is fully hand-written
User avatar #15 to #14 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought you said that there was a way to edit the source code.
#16 to #15 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
ah now I get it.
Depends on your browser. You might want to check out this if you're using chrome:
stackoverflow [DOT] com/questions/5258989/manually-adding-a-userscript-to-google-chrome
#17 to #16 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
rest should be in the content description.
User avatar #18 to #17 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
If you're referring to adding the channel skipper, don't worry about that it installed automatically :). I was just wondering about when you said that you could edit the source code so it only skips certain channels.
#19 to #18 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
actually that's what I meant...
you'll need to find where the script is stored in order to edit it. that should be explained in the description pretty much, on the stackoverflow site you'll find the various user-datadir defaults for chrome.
then edit the file script.js in notepad++ or something like that
User avatar #20 to #19 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Ohhh ok now I get it :). Thank you, Sir.
User avatar #9 - missladyhalmighty (06/18/2012) [-]
You are a god. << Seriously, thank you.
#10 to #9 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #8 - fjdesign (06/18/2012) [-]
Good work my friend. I am truly proud of what you have done. If you ever need anything from us please do ask.
#11 to #8 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
thank you.
#6 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
i ahve no ******* idea what a user scrpt is. how do i use it. inb4 newfag
#7 to #6 - fragman (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't know you, and this is crazy...
but read the damn description maybe?

seriously the manual in there should be pretty straightforward
#34 to #7 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
**** you you, you analnutbag. go die in a ******* fire
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#2 to #1 - fragman (06/16/2012) [-]
depends on your browser. if you're using firefox with greasemonkey, you can simply create a new user script (after you've defined a default userscript editor, e.g. notepad++) and paste the source code. then edit the array defined in line 9 to be filled with all the channels you'd like skipped, like this:
var skipit = new Array("channel1", "channel2", "channel3");
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#4 to #3 - fragman (06/16/2012) [-]
this is a little ugly, but I don't know of any better way at this moment.
you'll find the script in C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\Extensions\xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\1_0\script.js
while "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" is a random string. I don't know how that's generated but if it's based on the script source code it should be "camaaaeklepkjffjiookkjabipiidofl".
In this folder there are two files, manifest.json and script.js (which is the one you can edit using any text editor and just save it)
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