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#259 - Sure, those cunts are annoying. But so are you cunts for a… 07/30/2014 on PEETEEESSDEE +2
#22 - Here's how onions are chopped properly according to what I lea… 07/27/2014 on Cooking at a Party with hot... 0
#16 - I only cook as a hobby but that is just not the proper way to …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Cooking at a Party with hot... -1
User avatar #21 - thefifthdoctor (07/27/2014) [-]
I went to culinary college, ive worked in multiple restaurants. It dosent fucking matter when you have to serve 200 people a day.
#22 - fragman (07/27/2014) [-]
Here's how onions are chopped properly according to what I learned a few years back (not from Ramsey but whatever):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwGBt3V0yvc

The guy who showed me was a chef in a kinda fancy restaurant. According to that guy a fine chop with consistent results is easily worth the 3 seconds extra time per onion compared to a half assed hacking job. I find quality and consistency are important even in the things I cook for me and others. Therefore I can't imagine any decent restaurant where the chef would accept results as shown in the gif/video.
#5 - Are you fucking sorry? 07/27/2014 on I found it quite humerus. +1
#11 - Besides the gif being fake, the onion cutting skills are reall…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Cooking at a Party with hot... -10
#19 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (07/27/2014) [-]
"Onion Cutting skills are poor."

He obviously failed that class in college then. Thats like 50% of the course if i remember correctly.
User avatar #17 - wille (07/27/2014) [-]
doesnt work like that in an indian street food shop thingy
#15 - thefifthdoctor (07/27/2014) [-]
You sound like you where JUST accepted to basic Culinary School.
#16 - fragman (07/27/2014) [-]
I only cook as a hobby but that is just not the proper way to do it.
Don't get me wrong, the speed is really impressive. But I prefer if it takes more time and provides better results.
User avatar #21 - thefifthdoctor (07/27/2014) [-]
I went to culinary college, ive worked in multiple restaurants. It dosent fucking matter when you have to serve 200 people a day.
#22 - fragman (07/27/2014) [-]
Here's how onions are chopped properly according to what I learned a few years back (not from Ramsey but whatever):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwGBt3V0yvc

The guy who showed me was a chef in a kinda fancy restaurant. According to that guy a fine chop with consistent results is easily worth the 3 seconds extra time per onion compared to a half assed hacking job. I find quality and consistency are important even in the things I cook for me and others. Therefore I can't imagine any decent restaurant where the chef would accept results as shown in the gif/video.
#42 - As I mentioned, nothing wrong with getting lucky. And yeah eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Last Placement Match Solo... 0
#43 - mienkampf (07/27/2014) [-]
ok thx, i just got riot girl trist from fb, guess I'll learn to play her next.
#3 - Emma Firin' Mah Lazer! 07/26/2014 on ahhhhh +71
#4 - Yeah. Skins viable via mystery skin box are all skins that: …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Notice the placement of the... +1
User avatar #5 - procrasturbate (07/26/2014) [-]
Ahh, alright.
#28 - 3/6/9 with 151 cs in a 30 minute game... Sorry man but you…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Last Placement Match Solo... 0
#32 - mienkampf (07/27/2014) [-]
I totally got carried that last game, and actually it wasn't even my worst, but you know anyone can have a bad game that allistar wasn't very helpful laning phase tho... If you feel like reading more check out lolventures.com/2014/07/26/10th-and-last-placement-solo-queue-match-ever/ But I get the feeling that will only reafirm you (dis)belief in me... yes i got lucky ik
#42 - fragman (07/27/2014) [-]
As I mentioned, nothing wrong with getting lucky. And yeah everyone has bad games. That's true. All I'm saying is: Lucian is one of the hardest ADCs to play properly when it comes to mechanics. Jinx/Tristana aren't really weaker than him atm but are a lot less demanding to perform well on.
#43 - mienkampf (07/27/2014) [-]
ok thx, i just got riot girl trist from fb, guess I'll learn to play her next.
#2 - *from 07/26/2014 on Notice the placement of the... 0

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#39 - myitems (07/04/2014) [-]
I've been advertising your channel skipper a lot lately, and someone suggested uploading a content for it. I did re-host it on userscripts, but if you don't mind I would like to upload a post about it. And yes, I have been making sure to give credit where it's due for you <3 It is an awesome thing.
#40 to #39 - fragman ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
sure, go ahead
User avatar #35 - DisgruntledTomato (10/16/2013) [-]
Just a quick reminder, I still use your channel skipper <3
#36 to #35 - fragman ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
woah that is still a thing?
awesome, thanks
User avatar #37 to #36 - DisgruntledTomato (10/17/2013) [-]
I don't know if others use it, but I still do. Probably going to write a UI for it as well. Pretty useful.
User avatar #33 - akkere ONLINE (06/19/2012) [-]
I decided to do an EZ setup
www.mediafire.com/?b5qdg8cez3563db

I wasn't able to finish it in time before the post was out of its 24 hour slot, but it has a readme with some instructions so you don't have to keep repeating yourself

What do you think?
User avatar #26 - venumb (06/18/2012) [-]
Is it alright if I take what you have so far and edit it and repost the results as long as I mention your name? I plan on adding GUI and other features other than Skipper. The auto thumb/thumb down will probably be in there too.

Really good work on the idea :)
#27 to #26 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I really wouldn't recommend the thumb down feature, there is a vote limit for a certain timespan which could have negative impact on functionality and would also motivate people to post their content outside the channel.
But expanding it in general, sure.
User avatar #28 to #27 - venumb (06/18/2012) [-]
I guess your right. I'll leave the thumbing out of the expanded release. I have other ideas that I'm am way more motivated on accomplishing anyway.
#21 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
If you want, I can make a quick step by step guide for you to post for Chrome users and how to edit the skipped channels.
#22 to #21 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
this would be really nice. but since my 24 hour frame is almost done and this content will go back to the depths of noonegivesafuck I dont think it will be necessary.
#23 to #22 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Ah I truly doubt that. This was a huge step forward for FJ today, it'll be remembered for a while. And you could upload a Firefox guide and a Chrome guide for newbies in the following days. Especially probably around Thursday or Friday since a lot of Bendingtime posts will come about Saturday. There will be tons of bitchin about it. :P
#24 to #23 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
good idea. I like it.
In this case it'd be wonderful if you could provide the chrome guide :)
#29 to #24 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Rawr, this should be good.
Here is the Tampermonkey Beta link
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/gcalenpjmijncebpfijmoaglllgpjagf
#31 to #29 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
big yay for you, thx.
I think I'll have it ready by around thursday
#32 to #31 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Sorry it took so long, I was PMing some people tryin to help them
#30 to #29 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll have a friend try it out later with that when he gets home though
#25 to #24 - negrocop ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll get to workin on it here in a few minutes :)
User avatar #12 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Which page did you fond the source code that showed the channels in an array?
User avatar #13 to #12 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
find*
#14 to #13 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't quite get what you mean...
the code is fully hand-written
User avatar #15 to #14 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought you said that there was a way to edit the source code.
#16 to #15 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
ah now I get it.
Depends on your browser. You might want to check out this if you're using chrome:
stackoverflow [DOT] com/questions/5258989/manually-adding-a-userscript-to-google-chrome
#17 to #16 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
rest should be in the content description.
User avatar #18 to #17 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
If you're referring to adding the channel skipper, don't worry about that it installed automatically :). I was just wondering about when you said that you could edit the source code so it only skips certain channels.
#19 to #18 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
actually that's what I meant...
you'll need to find where the script is stored in order to edit it. that should be explained in the description pretty much, on the stackoverflow site you'll find the various user-datadir defaults for chrome.
then edit the file script.js in notepad++ or something like that
User avatar #20 to #19 - natedimes (06/18/2012) [-]
Ohhh ok now I get it :). Thank you, Sir.
User avatar #9 - missladyhalmighty (06/18/2012) [-]
You are a god. << Seriously, thank you.
#10 to #9 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #8 - fjdesign (06/18/2012) [-]
Good work my friend. I am truly proud of what you have done. If you ever need anything from us please do ask.
#11 to #8 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
thank you.
#6 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
i ahve no fucking idea what a user scrpt is. how do i use it. inb4 newfag
#7 to #6 - fragman ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't know you, and this is crazy...
but read the damn description maybe?

seriously the manual in there should be pretty straightforward
#34 to #7 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
fuck you you, you analnutbag. go die in a fucking fire
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#2 to #1 - fragman ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
depends on your browser. if you're using firefox with greasemonkey, you can simply create a new user script (after you've defined a default userscript editor, e.g. notepad++) and paste the source code. then edit the array defined in line 9 to be filled with all the channels you'd like skipped, like this:
var skipit = new Array("channel1", "channel2", "channel3");
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#4 to #3 - fragman ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
this is a little ugly, but I don't know of any better way at this moment.
you'll find the script in C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\Extensions\xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\1_0\script.js
while "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" is a random string. I don't know how that's generated but if it's based on the script source code it should be "camaaaeklepkjffjiookkjabipiidofl".
In this folder there are two files, manifest.json and script.js (which is the one you can edit using any text editor and just save it)
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