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#156 - How the hell could you like those? I mean yeah there are some …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Feeding the troops 0
#185 - jazzytheferret (02/22/2014) [-]
You just get used to them really. They can also be used as a form of currency. Trade em around until you get what you want.
#169 - StormEagle (02/22/2014) [-]
ok ok ok... chicken pesto pasta
User avatar #247 - fpsnoob (02/23/2014) [-]
Cheese tortellini or vegi burger.
#60 - Picture 02/22/2014 on What kind of person uses... 0
#59 - Picture 02/22/2014 on Beautiful +5
#58 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Beautiful +4
#71 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
Like hell i would trust a weeaboo with a catgirl.
User avatar #97 - xxbandwagonxx (02/22/2014) [-]
But its the Purrfect plan!
#59 - fpsnoob (02/22/2014) [-]
#57 - relevant? 02/22/2014 on Good job America +2
#84 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on The Stoic Orc Saga +12
User avatar #95 - orikanyo (02/21/2014) [-]
Gona be honest, this is my favorite pic, for some reason i just bloody damn well love it. its cute and all but.. damn man.
#83 - Kinda reminds me of this.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on The Stoic Orc Saga +13
#84 - fpsnoob (02/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 - orikanyo (02/21/2014) [-]
Gona be honest, this is my favorite pic, for some reason i just bloody damn well love it. its cute and all but.. damn man.
#154 - That USB plug one won't work very well. USB ports already don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on Want compilation 0
#156 - primafaveo (02/19/2014) [-]
That's wrong, USB 3.0 can power a computer screen, a keyboard and the mouse, without an problem.
To get all the data from the keyboard and mouse would be a broblem though.


#11 - Picture 02/17/2014 on fuck your shit +7
#164 - Your explanation is irrelevant because you're baseically resta… 02/17/2014 on GOT EM'! 0
#59 - Yes, that is basically how the system is supposed to work. How…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on GOT EM'! +4
User avatar #160 - icefried (02/17/2014) [-]
Well that's true, but the surgeon can't survive without the farmer, janitor and builder.
He wouldn't have anywhere to live, nor have anything to eat.
You would still have to put in a lot of effort into what you do, it's just that people wouldn't pursue a career in say medicine because they'd think it would bring them a better lifestyle, but because it's something they wish to do because everyone already has absolutely everything provided for them... though this sounds more socialist than communist.
Basically the incentive wouldn't be "i want to become X so i can have enough money to buy Y", it would be "I want to become X because that's what interests me".
The real communism you mentioned will only be possible once people quit being so materialistic and greedy and realise that there is much more to life than having a gold plated porsche.
I don't know if i'm explaining myself well enough..
User avatar #164 - fpsnoob (02/17/2014) [-]
Your explanation is irrelevant because you're baseically restating my whole point. From the start I said that communism is impossible because it would require perfect people. That means exactly what you're saying, where people aren't materialistic and just do things for the common good. However as I've been saying people are greedy and that's why communism would never work in our world.
#40 - Picture 02/16/2014 on so we have a gun board now 0
#30 - The theory of communism is actually really good, there's just …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2014 on GOT EM'! +10
User avatar #34 - icefried (02/16/2014) [-]
Well.. yeah, but think of it this way.
A surgeon, farmer, janitor and builder live together. The builder built and maintains the house in which they live, the farmer provides the food, the janitor keeps it all clean and the surgeon keeps them all healthy.
At least that's how i understand it.
User avatar #59 - fpsnoob (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes, that is basically how the system is supposed to work. However it still doesn't change that some people will have to put in way more effort into getting their job done than others. That's why real communism isn't possible.
User avatar #160 - icefried (02/17/2014) [-]
Well that's true, but the surgeon can't survive without the farmer, janitor and builder.
He wouldn't have anywhere to live, nor have anything to eat.
You would still have to put in a lot of effort into what you do, it's just that people wouldn't pursue a career in say medicine because they'd think it would bring them a better lifestyle, but because it's something they wish to do because everyone already has absolutely everything provided for them... though this sounds more socialist than communist.
Basically the incentive wouldn't be "i want to become X so i can have enough money to buy Y", it would be "I want to become X because that's what interests me".
The real communism you mentioned will only be possible once people quit being so materialistic and greedy and realise that there is much more to life than having a gold plated porsche.
I don't know if i'm explaining myself well enough..
User avatar #164 - fpsnoob (02/17/2014) [-]
Your explanation is irrelevant because you're baseically restating my whole point. From the start I said that communism is impossible because it would require perfect people. That means exactly what you're saying, where people aren't materialistic and just do things for the common good. However as I've been saying people are greedy and that's why communism would never work in our world.
#28 - Until that time of the month comes around.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Power +2
User avatar #84 - hackhazardly (02/16/2014) [-]
And Canada has to pull out of the great lakes.
#27 - That's a terrible idea.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Power +22
User avatar #109 - smartyben (02/16/2014) [-]
i just thought its more equality than anything else
User avatar #111 - smartyben (02/16/2014) [-]
do you not like equality?
#123 - alexkarino (02/16/2014) [-]
Having 2 people run a country; 1 a man and the other a woman doesn't = equality. You're essentially giving them complete power and turning it into a monarchy..
User avatar #125 - smartyben (02/16/2014) [-]
ok then two presidents like two guys that both talk about their choices so that they make sure its a good idea
#127 - alexkarino (02/16/2014) [-]
I don't understand what you're saying.. I think you just said your last idea, but with 2 guys..? That's still a monarchy and a bad idea..
User avatar #129 - smartyben (02/16/2014) [-]
oh so one guy that does whatever a bunch of retards want is freedom but two people is a monarchy?
#133 - alexkarino (02/16/2014) [-]
If you're talking about the U.S then I don't think you understand our Government at all. The U.S Government is seperated into 3 branches in order to give seperation of powers.
We have an Executive branch that more or less Enforces the law. This is mostly made up of the President and other government officials.
We have the Legislative branch that writes the law. This is made up of Congress.
Finally we have the Judaical branch that interprets the law and decides upon it. This is made up of Judges and Courts.
Our Government sort of works like a balance. For example, If the Legislative Branch writes a controversial law then the President or Executive branch can Veto it and stop it from becoming a law. However to avoid the President being to powerful; The Legislative Branch can re-vote on the law to null the President's Veto; However they need a larger percent of votes.


What you're suggesting is having 2 men or 1 man and 1 woman decide on every decision and having all the power. Which in my opinion is stupid.
User avatar #134 - smartyben (02/16/2014) [-]
i am so retarded

i deserve a paper bag on my head
#45 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Well, it is more useful now +7
User avatar #84 - envinite (02/15/2014) [-]
> Windows 8 users
#107 - What if she grows up with huge boobs?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Questionable Parenting... 0
#109 - ddylann (02/15/2014) [-]
then i guess she wont need it
#45 - Oh I am not one of the people that wants to go into combat, I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on sam and dean +1
User avatar #46 - sovietsamurai (02/14/2014) [-]
Me and brother both went willingly, hoping that we would be met with badassness and in combat together ...

Unfortunate for me, I saw more combat than he did ... and more horrible thing of wars that should not be seeing by normal eyes ... Truly horrible things man ...
#70 - dalekemporer (02/15/2014) [-]
We all salute you.
#43 - I'm not familiar with what vdv stands for, but may he rest in …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2014 on sam and dean +1
User avatar #44 - sovietsamurai (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh ... Uh, VDV is Russian Airborne Troop ... it's pronounced as Vozdushno-desantnye voyska, or Воздушно-десантные войска in Russian ...

Also, trust me, combat isn't as "awesome" as people make it seem ... There is noting glorious or fancy about seeing your friends and comrades die in front of you or get injure ...
User avatar #45 - fpsnoob (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh I am not one of the people that wants to go into combat, I'm fine with I am. It's kind of funny though, I was born in Russia, but my family moved to the US while I was still a kid. One of the reasons why my parents decided to move is so that I wouldn't get recruited into the Russian military, but then I went and enlisted myself here in the US.
User avatar #46 - sovietsamurai (02/14/2014) [-]
Me and brother both went willingly, hoping that we would be met with badassness and in combat together ...

Unfortunate for me, I saw more combat than he did ... and more horrible thing of wars that should not be seeing by normal eyes ... Truly horrible things man ...
#70 - dalekemporer (02/15/2014) [-]
We all salute you.
#37 - What happened to him?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2014 on sam and dean 0
User avatar #40 - sovietsamurai (02/14/2014) [-]
He died in combat ... Unfortunately, we were assigned to different regiment when we first joined the vdv, so I was never actually able to be with him in combat ... I heard he was a crazy bastard and a brave mother fucker ...
User avatar #43 - fpsnoob (02/14/2014) [-]
I'm not familiar with what vdv stands for, but may he rest in peace.

I'm in the military myself (non-combat job though, jet engine mechanic in USAF), hopefully I won't have to experience a loss like you.
User avatar #44 - sovietsamurai (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh ... Uh, VDV is Russian Airborne Troop ... it's pronounced as Vozdushno-desantnye voyska, or Воздушно-десантные войска in Russian ...

Also, trust me, combat isn't as "awesome" as people make it seem ... There is noting glorious or fancy about seeing your friends and comrades die in front of you or get injure ...
User avatar #45 - fpsnoob (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh I am not one of the people that wants to go into combat, I'm fine with I am. It's kind of funny though, I was born in Russia, but my family moved to the US while I was still a kid. One of the reasons why my parents decided to move is so that I wouldn't get recruited into the Russian military, but then I went and enlisted myself here in the US.
User avatar #46 - sovietsamurai (02/14/2014) [-]
Me and brother both went willingly, hoping that we would be met with badassness and in combat together ...

Unfortunate for me, I saw more combat than he did ... and more horrible thing of wars that should not be seeing by normal eyes ... Truly horrible things man ...
#70 - dalekemporer (02/15/2014) [-]
We all salute you.
#96 - What the hell kind of a surgeon would agree to give a 7 year o…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2014 on Questionable Parenting... +3
#106 - ddylann (02/15/2014) [-]
voucher was for surgery later in life
User avatar #107 - fpsnoob (02/15/2014) [-]
What if she grows up with huge boobs?
#109 - ddylann (02/15/2014) [-]
then i guess she wont need it
#34 - I agree. I didn't like naruto in the start because it seemed l… 02/10/2014 on and don't come back 0
#27 - Name on top - Lilian Beckford "My name is Jen&qu… 02/10/2014 on These are some dirty pictures 0
#110 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Bitches Be Crazy 0
#114 - kibbleking (02/10/2014) [-]
#189 - Because you can't see the gigantic gun barrel sticking out the… 02/07/2014 on Cultural marxism at work 0
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how are you?
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Hey, do people ever bug you about your fj points? Because if you're not doing anything with them, could you send them to me?
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