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#472 - I know. And its scary. I dont want this industry to turn into …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Will F for thumbs 0
User avatar #474 - phunkyzilla (08/21/2014) [-]
The industry that is reporting was dead after the colonial days where it was used to spread an idea of liberty. afterwords there was nothing really major to report but it wanted to stay an industry so news and reporting became story telling and they only talk about credible shit now when it's interesting. many news sites have even wrongly accused people and businesses of fraud and other stuff but when they realized they were wrong gave an apology statement that wasn't even on their front page. it's a business where mistakes are made and no one will ever have to apologize due to tons of plebeians taking it in as true information. they probably wouldn't even care if they learned the news was wrong they'd still defend it because people don't like being told they're wrong
#468 - Indeed. although when the internet journalism started it seeme…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Will F for thumbs 0
User avatar #471 - phunkyzilla (08/21/2014) [-]
The whole reason we'll live is for money man. You'[ll go to college to learn a life skill you'll use to get a job that pays more money. You can't have a home without cash and you'd have to grow your food if you didn't buy it but guess what YOU CANT HAVE LAND WITHOUT CASH. Money isn't just power bro. It's life
User avatar #472 - fozzoul (08/21/2014) [-]
I know. And its scary. I dont want this industry to turn into total catshit. It deserves better than that.
User avatar #474 - phunkyzilla (08/21/2014) [-]
The industry that is reporting was dead after the colonial days where it was used to spread an idea of liberty. afterwords there was nothing really major to report but it wanted to stay an industry so news and reporting became story telling and they only talk about credible shit now when it's interesting. many news sites have even wrongly accused people and businesses of fraud and other stuff but when they realized they were wrong gave an apology statement that wasn't even on their front page. it's a business where mistakes are made and no one will ever have to apologize due to tons of plebeians taking it in as true information. they probably wouldn't even care if they learned the news was wrong they'd still defend it because people don't like being told they're wrong
#78 - im just gonna comment here so i know where to find it... 08/21/2014 on Biscuit about to drop the... 0
#9 - THE CANE 08/20/2014 on poke money +15
#99 - The lies are just spewing. holy **** , its like lo…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Will F for thumbs +22
User avatar #136 - phunkyzilla (08/21/2014) [-]
>implying most journalism isn't and hasn't always been shit?
User avatar #468 - fozzoul (08/21/2014) [-]
Indeed. although when the internet journalism started it seemed as if maybe we could finally have a trustworthy source of information. And that was true for a while, and then the news corruption caught up to it. And now its shit.

It actually terrifies me just how much power money has over people. The only reason Zoe is doing this is because her end goal is money. Its always money.
User avatar #471 - phunkyzilla (08/21/2014) [-]
The whole reason we'll live is for money man. You'[ll go to college to learn a life skill you'll use to get a job that pays more money. You can't have a home without cash and you'd have to grow your food if you didn't buy it but guess what YOU CANT HAVE LAND WITHOUT CASH. Money isn't just power bro. It's life
User avatar #472 - fozzoul (08/21/2014) [-]
I know. And its scary. I dont want this industry to turn into total catshit. It deserves better than that.
User avatar #474 - phunkyzilla (08/21/2014) [-]
The industry that is reporting was dead after the colonial days where it was used to spread an idea of liberty. afterwords there was nothing really major to report but it wanted to stay an industry so news and reporting became story telling and they only talk about credible shit now when it's interesting. many news sites have even wrongly accused people and businesses of fraud and other stuff but when they realized they were wrong gave an apology statement that wasn't even on their front page. it's a business where mistakes are made and no one will ever have to apologize due to tons of plebeians taking it in as true information. they probably wouldn't even care if they learned the news was wrong they'd still defend it because people don't like being told they're wrong
#357 - quiescat (08/21/2014) [-]
in the context of his time.
#122 - blancka (08/21/2014) [-]
[Citation needed]

Seriously. Proof or you're just an asshole throwing shit at people. I don't use kotaku so can't say for sure myself, but I'm pretty sure had there been a review and other relevant articles, they wouldn't just pretend they never existed.
#275 - wagastragas (08/21/2014) [-]
i read the article, and just yesterday it was still available. ofc you cant citate it anymore if they removed it
#477 - blancka (08/21/2014) [-]
So a screenshot or something of the like would suffice. A cached version, anything. Seriously, the amount of red thumbs I get for asking for proof before witch hunting is proof how just how idiotic those who are bandwagoning on this are.
User avatar #303 - nimba (08/21/2014) [-]
"citate"
wtf
User avatar #135 - kalagas (08/21/2014) [-]
You don't know Kotaku then.
#478 - blancka (08/21/2014) [-]
Yet nobody seems to be able to find proof for me.

All this does is make the witch hunt look retarded.
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#66 - Good job man! 08/15/2014 on Dark Souls 2 +1
#62 - that would make it harder, yeah. Might wanna get a new one for…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Dark Souls 2 +1
User avatar #63 - theincrediblemrk (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, until then I've just been using a Lightening Greatsword+10 two handed. Pretty strong when you're re-speced for it.
#37 - Choo choo, all aboard the rape train. Thats sucks pre… 08/14/2014 on Dark Souls 2 +1
#34 - Dont rush her. take your time. Also, it seems that she only ha…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Dark Souls 2 +5
User avatar #65 - theincrediblemrk (08/15/2014) [-]
GOT HER! Thanks man, She summoned the pigs and her AI seems to take longer to summon while she has a summon out, so I just strafed and killed her.
#66 - fozzoul (08/15/2014) [-]
Good job man!
#59 - theincrediblemrk (08/14/2014) [-]
Thanks man, been putting up with this bullshit for a while now, doesn't help that my controllers are busted in one way or another, on the best one I've got the block button doesn't work.
User avatar #62 - fozzoul (08/14/2014) [-]
that would make it harder, yeah. Might wanna get a new one for the next dlc :p
User avatar #63 - theincrediblemrk (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, until then I've just been using a Lightening Greatsword+10 two handed. Pretty strong when you're re-speced for it.
User avatar #36 - thenamlessguy (08/14/2014) [-]
She can summon more than one (at least if you're cooping).

Was helping a friend who had trouble with her in NG+3, and she summoned two Velstadts.
User avatar #37 - fozzoul (08/14/2014) [-]
Choo choo, all aboard the rape train.

Thats sucks pretty hard tho :s ive killed her with 4 different characters. my character on ng+6 took 40-50 minutes with that bossfight (roughly) because i had to make sure i didnt get hit, and deal my dinky ass damage at the same time (dagger). i've never felt that kind of adrenaline ever.
#28 - Found one that said "Listen carefully, horse!" rando…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Dark Souls 2 0
User avatar #30 - theincrediblemrk (08/14/2014) [-]
Hey did you have as much trouble with the Squalid Queen as I am? I'm in NG+4-5 though. If so, any tips?
#34 - fozzoul (08/14/2014) [-]
Dont rush her. take your time. Also, it seems that she only has one summon active at a time. So if she summons the little piggies from majula (yes she can do that) dont kill them as they are pretty much harmless. Other than that, dodge like you've never dodged before and never deplete your stamina. always have enough for 2 rolls.

When she summons Velstat, kill him first. You might be able to get some hits on her while he is active, but he can really throw you off as he deals a shitton of damage.

Also, unless you want to do it alone, you can always bring freinds with you. In which case i recommend a pyromancer or cleric for aoe damage or heals.

Also, the skelebros she summons hurts like hell. dont let them surround you.

Aaaaand thats about it. Good luck!
User avatar #65 - theincrediblemrk (08/15/2014) [-]
GOT HER! Thanks man, She summoned the pigs and her AI seems to take longer to summon while she has a summon out, so I just strafed and killed her.
#66 - fozzoul (08/15/2014) [-]
Good job man!
#59 - theincrediblemrk (08/14/2014) [-]
Thanks man, been putting up with this bullshit for a while now, doesn't help that my controllers are busted in one way or another, on the best one I've got the block button doesn't work.
User avatar #62 - fozzoul (08/14/2014) [-]
that would make it harder, yeah. Might wanna get a new one for the next dlc :p
User avatar #63 - theincrediblemrk (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, until then I've just been using a Lightening Greatsword+10 two handed. Pretty strong when you're re-speced for it.
User avatar #36 - thenamlessguy (08/14/2014) [-]
She can summon more than one (at least if you're cooping).

Was helping a friend who had trouble with her in NG+3, and she summoned two Velstadts.
User avatar #37 - fozzoul (08/14/2014) [-]
Choo choo, all aboard the rape train.

Thats sucks pretty hard tho :s ive killed her with 4 different characters. my character on ng+6 took 40-50 minutes with that bossfight (roughly) because i had to make sure i didnt get hit, and deal my dinky ass damage at the same time (dagger). i've never felt that kind of adrenaline ever.
#46 - Thats because it is him. his internet alias is stamper, hes a … 08/14/2014 on The Real Thor +1
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#68 - thank mr skeltal 08/13/2014 on /v/ 0
#15 - aaand i was instantly proven wrong. well then. learning. Thank…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics +3
User avatar #16 - canadafag (08/13/2014) [-]
I've been on tumblr long enough to learn their bullshit terms. Makes me glad I abandoned my account.
#14 - i think... think its the same as Cis but for trans people or…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics 0
User avatar #15 - fozzoul (08/13/2014) [-]
aaand i was instantly proven wrong. well then. learning. Thanks mr. canadafag
User avatar #16 - canadafag (08/13/2014) [-]
I've been on tumblr long enough to learn their bullshit terms. Makes me glad I abandoned my account.
#32 - "When the levee breaks, you've got no place to stay, wooh… 08/11/2014 on Must have been one hell of... 0
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#10 - fozzoul (12/03/2014) [-]
**fozzoul rolled image**
User avatar #1 - lilmoka (12/18/2011) [-]
Hai :D
#2 to #1 - fozzoul (12/18/2011) [-]
Ohai :D
Ohai :D
#3 to #2 - lilmoka (12/18/2011) [-]
lol brock...i love sandwiches!  :D i make one bad ass sandwich too
lol brock...i love sandwiches! :D i make one bad ass sandwich too
#4 to #3 - fozzoul (12/18/2011) [-]
loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami, done. i like salami...
loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami, done. i like salami...
User avatar #5 to #4 - lilmoka (12/18/2011) [-]
i love salami sandwiches. i usually just get 4 pieces of salami two pieces of bread and yum!
#6 to #5 - fozzoul (12/18/2011) [-]
true dat :>
true dat :>
User avatar #7 to #6 - lilmoka (12/18/2011) [-]
wewt party!!!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - fozzoul (12/18/2011) [-]
:P oh well, im off to bed. good night :p
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