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#6 - Keep your guard up you ******* idiot! She just ru…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on 5 Sec Knock-out 0
User avatar #9 - weinerdick (08/27/2014) [-]
and what was that pathetic little hand-wiggle about?
#21 - And people wonder why i dont trust the police. 08/27/2014 on Watch out, Adman 0
#20 - I agree. My parents were always strict, but they had clear lin…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on How Steam was born +1
User avatar #30 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
My mom always resorts to hitting me, even if I've done nothing wrong, and threatens to destroy my pc if I so much as make food when she doesn't want me cooking. Everyone I know thinks she's psycho.
User avatar #78 - thisisspartah (08/27/2014) [-]
my mum did that, though she didnt his me when she realised i was stronger than her, i just fucked with her shit if she fucked with mine, like she took my computer, i hid hers, she took internet away, i took the ram out of her computer, she didnt feed me, i would fuck her off by being a little shit,
she ended up kicking me out, the whole thing could have been avoided if she fed me propperly and kept her fucking promises.

so what i say is, hit back, not first, and fuck her shit up if she fucks with yours
User avatar #124 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
My brother is the actual destructive one in the family, I don't touch anyone else's stuff because I know that my mom will call the police on me, like she never did to my brother, in a heartbeat.
Last time she hit me, I warned her that one day she's going to hit me and I'm going to snap and hit back, she told me to "do it and see what happens."
#17 - Also, how ******* stupid is this person? Ok, so: …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/27/2014 on How Steam was born +16
User avatar #19 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
The thing about parents, and kids now, is that no one uses logic anymore. Logic has been branded as the enemy of everything from belief to society, and it's sickening.
User avatar #20 - fozzoul (08/27/2014) [-]
I agree. My parents were always strict, but they had clear lines that they never crossed: They never hit us, they never destroyed our stuff, and they never made us suffer somehow. But even then they found ways to punish us for bad behaviour.

You need to be smart as a parent. Clever. outwit your kids in order to whip them into shape without actually hurting them or destroying their stuff and just say "its your fault for not listening".

Well, why the fuck arent they listening? think. analyze the fucking problem and find the best solution. The fundamentals arent hard, its actually really fucking simple. Its the "doing" that takes time and energy.

This is turning really ranty, so i'll just stop myself here. But god damn do i hate shitty parents.
User avatar #30 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
My mom always resorts to hitting me, even if I've done nothing wrong, and threatens to destroy my pc if I so much as make food when she doesn't want me cooking. Everyone I know thinks she's psycho.
User avatar #78 - thisisspartah (08/27/2014) [-]
my mum did that, though she didnt his me when she realised i was stronger than her, i just fucked with her shit if she fucked with mine, like she took my computer, i hid hers, she took internet away, i took the ram out of her computer, she didnt feed me, i would fuck her off by being a little shit,
she ended up kicking me out, the whole thing could have been avoided if she fed me propperly and kept her fucking promises.

so what i say is, hit back, not first, and fuck her shit up if she fucks with yours
User avatar #124 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
My brother is the actual destructive one in the family, I don't touch anyone else's stuff because I know that my mom will call the police on me, like she never did to my brother, in a heartbeat.
Last time she hit me, I warned her that one day she's going to hit me and I'm going to snap and hit back, she told me to "do it and see what happens."
#12 - This is honestly kind of sad. What kind of father destroys wha…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/26/2014 on How Steam was born +62
#91 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
It's fake,stop fucking overreacting.
User avatar #15 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
Another question, what kind of father destroys his son's treasures while allowing someone to film it for entertainment?
#17 - fozzoul (08/27/2014) [-]
Also, how fucking stupid is this person? Ok, so:

>Wants his son to get a job

>Destroys sons games

>Son doesnt get a job out of spite now

So now the father has absolutely nothing to use as levrage because he already destroyed his sons games, rather than just taking them away and saying "you get them back when you have a job". That way the son actually has a goal to work for. But the way things are, his games are just broken. gone. He has nothing to lose. So why get a job now? What motivates him? nothing. Like i said, he probably stays unemployed now out of spite just to piss off his dad.

I mean really. This is where you need to communicate as a fucking family. Also, it is up to the parents to raise a child. Most people who turn out like that that i know of, usually ends up that way because their parents never gave a fuck. And here in this video we see the worst thing you can use as a fuckng parent: Destruction. Use discipline instead.

These people make me sick.
User avatar #19 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
The thing about parents, and kids now, is that no one uses logic anymore. Logic has been branded as the enemy of everything from belief to society, and it's sickening.
User avatar #20 - fozzoul (08/27/2014) [-]
I agree. My parents were always strict, but they had clear lines that they never crossed: They never hit us, they never destroyed our stuff, and they never made us suffer somehow. But even then they found ways to punish us for bad behaviour.

You need to be smart as a parent. Clever. outwit your kids in order to whip them into shape without actually hurting them or destroying their stuff and just say "its your fault for not listening".

Well, why the fuck arent they listening? think. analyze the fucking problem and find the best solution. The fundamentals arent hard, its actually really fucking simple. Its the "doing" that takes time and energy.

This is turning really ranty, so i'll just stop myself here. But god damn do i hate shitty parents.
User avatar #30 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
My mom always resorts to hitting me, even if I've done nothing wrong, and threatens to destroy my pc if I so much as make food when she doesn't want me cooking. Everyone I know thinks she's psycho.
User avatar #78 - thisisspartah (08/27/2014) [-]
my mum did that, though she didnt his me when she realised i was stronger than her, i just fucked with her shit if she fucked with mine, like she took my computer, i hid hers, she took internet away, i took the ram out of her computer, she didnt feed me, i would fuck her off by being a little shit,
she ended up kicking me out, the whole thing could have been avoided if she fed me propperly and kept her fucking promises.

so what i say is, hit back, not first, and fuck her shit up if she fucks with yours
User avatar #124 - asheskirata (08/27/2014) [-]
My brother is the actual destructive one in the family, I don't touch anyone else's stuff because I know that my mom will call the police on me, like she never did to my brother, in a heartbeat.
Last time she hit me, I warned her that one day she's going to hit me and I'm going to snap and hit back, she told me to "do it and see what happens."
#6 - This has been popular for a while. GG just picked it up.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Five Nights~ +18
#7 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
Been popular for a while. First time I heard was 5 days ago...
#77 - ravemouse (08/26/2014) [-]
Where you at Freddy's by any change?
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on POV Cat +130
#17 - newdevyx (08/26/2014) [-]
#18 - manofiron (08/26/2014) [-]
#42 - Picture 08/24/2014 on Vivian dancing -1
#76 - Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. It's one of the f… 08/24/2014 on Birthday Party 0
#53 - I would love to see Vivian get added on Skullgirls. That would…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on ARE YOU KIDDING ME? +2
User avatar #66 - sciencexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
Vivian is worth more than Skullgirls. She needs her own game. One about what life is like to be happy, instead of bullshit lies about depression. She needs to LIVE. Be the child of 4chan that she was destined to be, and be the best kind of child possible.
#14 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/24/2014 on (untitled) +30
#26 - crispybomb (08/24/2014) [-]
Dat ass
#39 - yiffcario (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - tredbear (08/24/2014) [-]
foxy is a male coyote, not a female fox

User avatar #47 - yiffcario (08/24/2014) [-]
Plus in game it's even called Foxy.
#48 - tredbear (08/24/2014) [-]
ugh
User avatar #46 - yiffcario (08/24/2014) [-]
R63
#16 - galkawhm (08/24/2014) [-]
#41 - houseofscarlet (08/24/2014) [-]
#28 - we have a small extension to our house with a ironing board, a… 08/24/2014 on weather 0
#74 - Thanks Aristocrat 08/24/2014 on tumblr at work people 0
#30 - i've seen worse that actually is. trust me, we mostly see peop… 08/24/2014 on interesting title +1
#7 - i tought he was making a buttplug at first...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Glassblowing through... +4
User avatar #8 - twistedwun (08/24/2014) [-]
Yep, totally thought it was a dildo, then a buttplug.
#5 - No, if that happened i could tell people i dont like "go … 08/24/2014 on real art 0
#3 - will she let me have a go if i share it?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Under the bed +17
#16 - mrleague (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - seras (08/24/2014) [-]
Zone-tan makes me feel weird but pleasant things.
#26 - i've heard from somewhere that its an actual thing. not sure t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on interesting title 0
User avatar #34 - therealtjthemedic (08/24/2014) [-]
That's a pretty legit statement.
There is much untruth in the world.
#22 - >visual novel, most likely a dating sim about 5NaF Why?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2014 on interesting title 0
#29 - megashot (08/24/2014) [-]
does that seriously look authentic to you?
User avatar #30 - fozzoul (08/24/2014) [-]
i've seen worse that actually is. trust me, we mostly see people put real effort into this stuff, but there are people who just do half assed shit just for the hell of it and puts it on newgrounds.

Honestly, i wouldnt be suprised if this was actually a thing.
User avatar #25 - therealtjthemedic (08/23/2014) [-]
>it's a joke image
>...
>what else should I have to explain?
User avatar #26 - fozzoul (08/23/2014) [-]
i've heard from somewhere that its an actual thing. not sure tho.

Besides. its the internet, you can't be sure of anything here when it comes to this stuff.
User avatar #34 - therealtjthemedic (08/24/2014) [-]
That's a pretty legit statement.
There is much untruth in the world.
#62 - Ulfberth up in dis' bitch.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Guns are art +13
User avatar #72 - magicka (08/23/2014) [-]
Amazing sword that was ahead of it's time.
#16 - Picture 08/23/2014 on Titled 0
#8 - I just played 5 nights at freddies... that picture almost made… 08/23/2014 on Die 0
#48 - What are you talking about? She blazed it so hard she burned herself. 08/22/2014 on blz it 0
#109 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Fire Emblem 0
#65 - Waifu beating simulator  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Fire Emblem +2
#93 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
It's very handy for beating something else, as well.
#109 - fozzoul (08/22/2014) [-]
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#10 - fozzoul (12/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - lilmoka (12/18/2011) [-]
Hai :D
#2 to #1 - fozzoul (12/18/2011) [-]
Ohai :D
Ohai :D
#3 to #2 - lilmoka (12/18/2011) [-]
lol brock...i love sandwiches!  :D i make one bad ass sandwich too
lol brock...i love sandwiches! :D i make one bad ass sandwich too
#4 to #3 - fozzoul (12/18/2011) [-]
loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami, done. i like salami...
loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami,loaf, butter, salami, done. i like salami...
User avatar #5 to #4 - lilmoka (12/18/2011) [-]
i love salami sandwiches. i usually just get 4 pieces of salami two pieces of bread and yum!
#6 to #5 - fozzoul (12/18/2011) [-]
true dat :>
true dat :>
User avatar #7 to #6 - lilmoka (12/18/2011) [-]
wewt party!!!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - fozzoul (12/18/2011) [-]
:P oh well, im off to bed. good night :p
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