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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS2, N64, Xbox, PSP
Interests: Food, Romance, Sex, Talking, Writing stories, Making Bank
Date Signed Up:5/23/2013
Last Login:10/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#9366
Comment Ranking:#5572
Highest Content Rank:#8987
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Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:580
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The guy you should always invite to a party, a jackass with jokes, a lover of ladies and the dude who everyone loves to be around, for your consideration; Me!

I love lyrics and limes, rhythms and rhyme, cherries and pies, Yeah, I'm that guy.

I tend to be the first one to piss people off, usually not on purpose. I'm chill as fuck and I have no problem with haters, but if you strike first, then I will strike last... and I will fuck you up.

All in all, I'm a fun guy that cares.

Four = 4

Boom!

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#78 - horses like to eat salt. 03/21/2014 on Go chile 0
#18 - Is that putin raping dolphins? In that case, it reall… 03/02/2014 on Dolphin Rape....Wait, What? +2
#19 - Being dead Hasn't stopped me yet 03/02/2014 on The Next Penertation +4
#29 - Okay, I never really cared to watch this movie, but this gif. … 03/02/2014 on Untitled +1
#34 - You clever ****** ! 02/28/2014 on reports that 2 bodies found... -1
#53 - Picture 02/26/2014 on photoshop masterpieces +5
#79 - Picture 02/24/2014 on it wants blood 0
#31 - Picture 02/23/2014 on Nailed it 0
#13 - All praise be to thy grand sourcerer! means thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Rainbow Rain +4
#14 - stolenusername (02/20/2014) [-]
It's alright
#9 - source? For comedic reasons.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Rainbow Rain 0
User avatar #12 - stolenusername (02/20/2014) [-]
Sourcerer here, this is what i could find vbox7.com/play:ce477d8b
User avatar #30 - PgFalcon (02/20/2014) [-]
Sooo... enema gone horribly wrong then? God that popping noise. I bet he tore something.
User avatar #33 - sefercil (02/20/2014) [-]
i will regret this....

what's an enema?
User avatar #36 - PgFalcon (02/20/2014) [-]
To relieve constipation water is squirted up into the colon and large intestine.

What happened in this case was severe constipation (or 'impaction') and the blockage turned into a plug of hardened crap that was slightly too large for him to shift without help with half a liter of water and stool trapped behind it. He really should not have been pushing that hard.
#34 - graafgatenkaas (02/20/2014) [-]
flushing the inside of your butt with a liquid
#13 - fournum (02/20/2014) [-]
All praise be to thy grand sourcerer!

means thank you
#14 - stolenusername (02/20/2014) [-]
It's alright
#197 - You mean an insult to you? 02/20/2014 on Share for cancer kids +3
#62 - >took out her vagina Makes perfect sense! … 02/17/2014 on Oh look, another tumblr post +6
#207 - not clear enough, penis got stuck in fan again!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Brains > Brawn +2
User avatar #208 - patriotpenguin (02/13/2014) [-]
thats not the toaster
#32 - As I stare and wonder at this enigma of an image, one thing, a… 02/12/2014 on Dont go into the light... 0
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#368 - Book.Bind.ing n. The craft of binding books. … 02/12/2014 on Love life 0
#65 - My god! 02/12/2014 on My Grandpa during the Olympics 0
#147 - While that may be true, I still don't like the idea of havin… 02/12/2014 on Rape me! 0
#246 - I dig chicks with mohawks! 02/12/2014 on Liberalism in a nutshell 0
#127 - I don't either. I don't want some whores std infected…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Rape me! 0
User avatar #138 - twistedwoodthing (02/12/2014) [-]
You know mouths come in non-STD infested versions, right?
User avatar #147 - fournum (02/12/2014) [-]
While that may be true, I still don't like the idea of having a tight hole full of sharp, hard, bacteria covered teeth glomping around my dick.

If she could convince me otherwise, then she can suck my dick till my balls run dry!
Other than that, she can have me all she wants!
#63 - more subtle adult references but while still being a pretty go…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on This bitch 0
User avatar #92 - nightmareschild (02/10/2014) [-]
Dan Vs: www.watchcartoononline. com/dan-vs-episode-1-new-mexico
Dan vs is like a pg version of south park, I think you'll like it.
#60 - I mean, I don't hate it. Just not what I expected fro…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2014 on This bitch 0
User avatar #62 - nightmareschild (02/10/2014) [-]
? Whay do you mean? I watch a lot of TV, maybe i can point you somewhere.
User avatar #63 - fournum (02/10/2014) [-]
more subtle adult references but while still being a pretty good kids show,

Or just funny and random but still reverent humor in any situation.

or both, both is good!
User avatar #92 - nightmareschild (02/10/2014) [-]
Dan Vs: www.watchcartoononline. com/dan-vs-episode-1-new-mexico
Dan vs is like a pg version of south park, I think you'll like it.
#49 - What the **** !? This is the most ran…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2014 on This bitch +2
User avatar #51 - nightmareschild (02/10/2014) [-]
Honestly, it seemed pretty normal as a kid. Then again, I don't remember this particular episode.
#60 - fournum (02/10/2014) [-]
I mean, I don't hate it.

Just not what I expected from a little-kids cartoon...

Kinda wish they had more like it...

but with more Jane and d.w...
User avatar #62 - nightmareschild (02/10/2014) [-]
? Whay do you mean? I watch a lot of TV, maybe i can point you somewhere.
User avatar #63 - fournum (02/10/2014) [-]
more subtle adult references but while still being a pretty good kids show,

Or just funny and random but still reverent humor in any situation.

or both, both is good!
User avatar #92 - nightmareschild (02/10/2014) [-]
Dan Vs: www.watchcartoononline. com/dan-vs-episode-1-new-mexico
Dan vs is like a pg version of south park, I think you'll like it.
#117 - If I could find the other 4, it would be a 6 way orgy! 02/10/2014 on Fun Facts Comp 0
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