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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS2, N64, Xbox, PSP
Interests: Food, Romance, Sex, Talking, Writing stories, Making Bank
Date Signed Up:5/23/2013
Last Login:9/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#9574
Comment Ranking:#6273
Highest Content Rank:#9698
Highest Comment Rank:#2473
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:572
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The guy you should always invite to a party, a jackass with jokes, a lover of ladies and the dude who everyone loves to be around, for your consideration; Me!

I love lyrics and limes, rhythms and rhyme, cherries and pies, Yeah, I'm that guy.

I tend to be the first one to piss people off, usually not on purpose. I'm chill as fuck and I have no problem with haters, but if you strike first, then I will strike last... and I will fuck you up.

All in all, I'm a fun guy that cares.

Four = 4

Boom!

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#20 - JESUS CHRIST HOW nobody ******* cares 08/15/2014 on drinks +9
#26 - I believe You meant to say Jennifer Lawrence is the female Chr… 08/12/2014 on Parks and Bees 0
#4 - ************ ! 08/11/2014 on i love you.. groot! 0
#7 - That's actually a really good question. 08/11/2014 on Congrats it's a bat +23
#60 - Jimbles is the **** ! 08/11/2014 on Classic Sheen +1
#43 - ^^^^ 08/10/2014 on Robots 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Chatty Patty +16
User avatar #101 - driaek (08/09/2014) [-]
When I clicked the screen it showed up way bigger than my screen.

What is it for? Giants?
User avatar #10 - lamarsmithgot (08/09/2014) [-]
not everything needs to be 789087p, you testicle twirling twister-twat
User avatar #124 - bruinslover (08/09/2014) [-]
dude, i'm trying to stop laughing from the content, but your comment is making it harder.
#2 - Oh god, Those tags! 08/09/2014 on Leaked Guardians of the... +3
#5 - Goddammit, that is just precious!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Dog and Baby +31
#58 - jkaizoku (08/09/2014) [-]
#22 - Picture 08/09/2014 on GotG 0
#21 - Comment deleted 08/09/2014 on GotG 0
#43 - Picture 08/08/2014 on Chris Pratt singing... +6
#42 - I am a straight guy, and I literally could not agree with you …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Chris Pratt singing... +5
#44 - fandomsexual (08/08/2014) [-]
I doubt that anyone could blame you for that.
#40 - I met him in person and I have his autograph! I ***… 08/08/2014 on Chris Pratt singing... +1
#130 - WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I FIND MORE?! 08/07/2014 on You know you watch too much... +1
#138 - OH! MY! **** ! 08/06/2014 on Crossover needed! 0
#135 - That Howard the duck reference. caught me off guard like a …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Crossover needed! 0
User avatar #156 - purealterego (08/06/2014) [-]
The Kevin Bacon shit made me laugh
#72 - No new memes? That poor autistic boy. 08/04/2014 on Growing up was tough for Admin +1
#24 - lord, how this makes me feel. p.s. you forgot finn …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on If only 0
#34 - deckbox (08/03/2014) [-]
yea, that was a doctor who alternate timey wimey style sub story, all his past lives and alternate lives lost their arm, and his destiny to lose his was the same (bit of blood might have been ok tbh )

I love the breezy ep where she loves the flower on his arm, that was a great episode about going from one relation ship to the next in like meaningless sex etc.

But going to like tier 12 with LSP i'm not sure how i feel lol where he felt her 'lumps' I imagine, so like heavy petting etc
#79 - ***** , what the **** are bitching ab… 08/03/2014 on really now 0
#11 - I have his autograph, dude is a ******* beast! … 08/03/2014 on More like XXX-Men +2
#10 - Comment deleted 08/03/2014 on More like XXX-Men 0
#9 - Comment deleted 08/03/2014 on More like XXX-Men 0
#69 - it's actually very ******* horrifying you mention…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Sweet 0
#71 - CIS White Male (08/01/2014) [-]
I'll give you a few pieces of advice.

1) They hate being in the light and revel in the dark.
2) They live on your fear the more scared you become the more power they have over you.
3) There's no way to kill it, best you can do is try to starve it out. But that's easier said than done because there is nothing more desperate than a starving animal.
#62 - my worst nightmare is where this being follows me around and h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Sweet +2
#65 - CIS White Male (08/01/2014) [-]
That's because your worst nightmare is real, They exist and have since before recorded history. Why do you think that you were afraid of the dark as a child. They are bound to you from the time you're born feeding off you're fear. You tell your self you're only imagining things and you subconsciously start to block them out as you grow older you forget they were even there. But they never went away and there still there staving for you're fear. There rules wouldn't let them hurt you back then they needed you. But now that you're older and there hungry they will start to slip. Once they get to close to you once if you let one get inside your mind. They start to twist you make you go insane. Until the silent screams inside your head aren't enough anymore then they make you other people it will start small but in the end well be reading about you in a news paper somewhere.
#69 - fournum (08/01/2014) [-]
it's actually very fucking horrifying you mention that, because when I was watching my nephew last night, i felt it, I Fucking saw it outside his door!

Glowing white, disembodied angular eyes, black iris's, glowing white pupils, creepy fucking smile. It was there man, i was not high, nor drunk.


I saw for it fucking sure, but the scariest part is, it saw me too
#71 - CIS White Male (08/01/2014) [-]
I'll give you a few pieces of advice.

1) They hate being in the light and revel in the dark.
2) They live on your fear the more scared you become the more power they have over you.
3) There's no way to kill it, best you can do is try to starve it out. But that's easier said than done because there is nothing more desperate than a starving animal.
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