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Date Signed Up:5/23/2013
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The guy you should always invite to a party, a jackass with jokes, a lover of ladies and the dude who everyone loves to be around, for your consideration; Me!

I love lyrics and limes, rhythms and rhyme, cherries and pies, Yeah, I'm that guy.

I tend to be the first one to piss people off, usually not on purpose. I'm chill as fuck and I have no problem with haters, but if you strike first, then I will strike last... and I will fuck you up.

All in all, I'm a fun guy that cares.

Four = 4


latest user's comments

#55 - ********************** , so am I!  [+] (6 new replies) 01/16/2014 on The best +12
User avatar #112 - tesarrior (01/16/2014) [-]
fucking dog look like samuel motherfucker
User avatar #56 - roflstorm (01/16/2014) [-]
Any idea how to disable the fucking loud ass beep sound when you turn the thing on and off?
I'm dumb and i can't figure it out
User avatar #111 - ungluedflyer (01/16/2014) [-]
Direct your attention to my post below.
#57 - fournum (01/16/2014) [-]
like no joke?


just press the button at the top with the little speaker with the line crossing it out before you turn it off.

this will mute it, and it will stay muted until you press it again the next time you turn it on.

I hope this helps, it took me a good bitch-fit to solve this fucking enigma!

also, have some Issabelle for your troubles.
#110 - ungluedflyer (01/16/2014) [-]
Guys. It's an option in the BIOS. Just enter BIOS by holding F1 before pressing the power button from a cold boot. You can also disable the low battery alarm there. Save the configuration with F10 and exit. Pic related. Mah Thinkpad.
#72 - roflstorm has deleted their comment.
#86 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Guide to bites +7
#85 - Comment deleted 01/16/2014 on Guide to bites 0
#82 - what game? i mean, in the series? 01/11/2014 on Bubble Butt 0
#13 - Thats some scp ******** right there! 01/11/2014 on A joke to pass the time 0
#74 - where is this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Bubble Butt 0
#79 - arthurdetoo (01/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #82 - fournum (01/11/2014) [-]
what game?

i mean, in the series?
#113 - Good ******* band! 01/11/2014 on 9/11 nevar 4get 0
#55 - i piss myself laughing every time i read radical Larry! 12/22/2013 on The serious seven +1
#154 - The only question left now is; where is that goddamned contro…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2013 on well it is pretty cool +1
User avatar #157 - bigfootluke (12/15/2013) [-]
what if we are the controllers?
#158 - anonexplains (12/15/2013) [-]
what if my dick is the controller?
User avatar #159 - bigfootluke (12/15/2013) [-]
makes sense. two buttons and a joystick
#78 - Coming from a College graduate in physics, this is both extrem…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2013 on well it is pretty cool +6
#128 - kingpongthedon (12/14/2013) [-]
Eh, frankly I don't see how it changes anything:

Even if we learn that we are all Sims, it wouldn't make us any less real than we are now, we'd still be made up of components of the "higher universe." Made of whatever their equivalent of electrons and semiconductors may be. We're still matter (or whatever their equivalent to matter is), but just in a different form than we previously thought. It used to be thought that everything was either earth, air, water, or fire and yet life continued with the discovery of the atom, and then continued again with the discovery of the quark, and it will surely continue with whatever is discovered next.

And even if we are Sims, this is still the universe that matters most, the one that we experience everything thing in, joy and pain, love and hate. If there is a higher universe, it's probably not going to be something I have anything to do with. It simply is. It doesn't bring about any new issues not already thoroughly examined through religion. It just puts a more definitive label on them.

And does it really answer any of the big questions? Even if we learn absolutely every answer about our particular universe, we still have to answer the same questions about the higher universe (and any that may be above that one). Where did they come from? Why do they exist? etc. etc. Ultimately, we can't truly answer our big questions without answering those first. It just adds another step in the process.

And finally, though this is pure speculation on my part, I doubt any designer would allow the program to be able to manipulate itself. There may be "glitches" to exploit, but why would they let the characters (i.e. us) change the rules of the game?
User avatar #101 - kingrayne (12/14/2013) [-]
lets be honest, if we had a simulation of another universe, and the sentient life found out it was a simulation, that'd be fucking horrifying
#92 - Comment deleted 12/14/2013 on I really like these people.. 0
#91 - Comment deleted 12/14/2013 on I really like these people.. 0
#48 - The **** ? 12/14/2013 on Angel of Deaf 0
#270 - Where the hell were you in 2008? 11/29/2013 on What Is This Shit? -1
#108 - Correction Meth Moth Ith Beth Moth! 11/23/2013 on Cook 0
#19 - Damn ***** , that's deep! 11/16/2013 on what about the scissors? +1
#53 - ***** , I love you so much right now! 11/06/2013 on always wondered 0
#61 - As a struggling voice actor, I can confirm this! 11/06/2013 on Bender 0
#175 - He's kinda hot.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Eminem Loves Cupcakes... +5
User avatar #180 - covered (11/06/2013) [-]
The fuck up wit that gif?
#118 - You and me both brother! <<<<<<<… 11/06/2013 on Acid +2
#40 - wakfu a french anime... 11/06/2013 on Bunch of sticks 0
#3 - Picture 11/06/2013 on Anonymous Hacker-Face-Mask-Man +1
#2 - pi/47 Would Spaghetti again! 11/06/2013 on Bionicle Euphoric (Enlarge) +3
#8 - Time flies when you're a faggot!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Bunch of sticks +28
#37 - anonexplains (11/06/2013) [-]
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I'll trade you sexy succubi for the source of that gif
User avatar #40 - fournum (11/06/2013) [-]

a french anime...
#49 - And your mother kinda loved my cock. 11/06/2013 on Slave to the booty +2


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