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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:10/13/2014
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#35 - I tried this :/ my bird's feet are too big  [+] (9 new replies) 08/22/2012 on badass 0
User avatar #37 - idividedbyzero (08/22/2012) [-]
What bird do you have?
User avatar #39 - fortminorj (08/22/2012) [-]
a senegal I believe
#41 - idividedbyzero (08/22/2012) [-]
I had one before... bit part of my step mom's ear off and rode my cat. Now I have this cute little fucker. Not my actual bird, found the picture on google, but the same type of bird.
User avatar #65 - circabeer (08/22/2012) [-]
I have the same Lovebird Peach face Fischer
there so adorable and protective even for there sises
User avatar #66 - idividedbyzero (08/22/2012) [-]
Love birds are the shit.
#47 - fortminorj (08/22/2012) [-]
mine is SUCH an asshole. his wings aren't clipped, so he dive bombs me frequently (picture of him)
User avatar #48 - idividedbyzero (08/22/2012) [-]
Mine just tweets when it flaps it's wings and shits everywhere...
User avatar #50 - fortminorj (08/22/2012) [-]
I've never seen pets with so much attitude.
User avatar #51 - idividedbyzero (08/22/2012) [-]
You've obviously never had a squirrel then...
#65 - white as **** :) 08/22/2012 on Oh tumblr... 0
#206 - way better.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on Never The Same +1
#218 - welshash (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes. We are way more better.
#296 - SAME! what a life 08/22/2012 on ....:I -3
#113 - this was too clever to skip 08/22/2012 on Anyone Else Notice This? -4
#566 - so many feels 08/22/2012 on Through the fire and flames 0
#65 - sa-nata-ah- na 08/16/2012 on It's still a Turd +1
#6 - I SAW THAT HAPPEN! but he didn't get pulled over that I know o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on Parking fail 0
User avatar #7 - TheSock (08/02/2012) [-]
no, masachusettes
#108 - seriously... I don't know 08/02/2012 on wrong 0
#67 - In my conservative opinion... these all suck so much. i hate them 08/02/2012 on Horny Potter Comp part 4 -5
#83 - that's what makes a subaru, a subaru  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on no title +6
#85 - LSone (08/02/2012) [-]
To bad its a Toyota...
#455 - please don't tell me I'm the only one that messaged him. 08/02/2012 on Fat girl gets owned 0
#157 - OH MY ******* GOD NO. 08/01/2012 on Save Image As: +1
#454 - **** Pac 08/01/2012 on He mad -7
#65 - what did she tweet?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... 0
User avatar #71 - HooptieDooptie (07/30/2012) [-]
"With so many Africans in Greece, the West Nile mosquitoes will be getting home food!!!"
User avatar #92 - thanksgivingturkey (07/31/2012) [-]
Now if a black person said it, it'd be mild humor that wouldn't offend anyone.
#77 - techketzer (07/30/2012) [-]
#75 - adiseasedocean (07/30/2012) [-]
#112 - you're an idiot, and any one of your friends or family would f…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Batman Jokes -13
#154 - mvmlube (07/24/2012) [-]
Did this guy serious just use the "r" word on the internet?
User avatar #125 - dwraith (07/24/2012) [-]
But did any of those people have family that were killed in the shooting? Probably not. Was it a bit of a dick move by the guy making the jokes? Maybe. But some of those were pretty funny.
#116 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2012) [-]
yeah, I'm an idiot, and you're a cunt
Don't talk to me about respect. I loved my grandfather, and I cried at his funeral just like everybody else. DId I say I was glad he was dead? Was there any venom or disresect in what I did? No. It was a joke, to try and cheer my sister and mother up after losing the patriarch of our family.
I hope people joke about me when I'm gone I really do. I don't want my eulogy to be an endless drone full of cliche bullshit about how good a person I was. Then again though, me dying has fuck all to do with the subject matter, so it's really neither here nor there
Step down off your moral high ground
#130 - AkiAmir (07/24/2012) [-]
hahahahahaha you're grandpa's dead. did you cry pussy? look at the little bitch whine about his little bitch sister and his whore mom.
User avatar #143 - fitchy (07/24/2012) [-]
now thats not funny. the comical structure is all wrong, you are the equivelant of attempting to make comedy is like hitler trying to join art school, no one likes him and he ends up killing a whole bunch of people....like the holocaust....or calorado
#140 - fenriroflolbot (07/24/2012) [-]
That joke was painfully bad. If you're gonna try and prove a point (which is what I assume you're doing) atleast put some effort in it.
#136 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2012) [-]
AkiAmir.. interesting name.. how many relatives a day do you lose in whatever middle eastern shithole you were spawned from?
#137 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2012) [-]
But you're right, my mum is a whore
#138 - AkiAmir (07/24/2012) [-]
well here in Tempe, Arizona i lose quite a few actually
#114 - totallywhiteguy (07/24/2012) [-]
if they know you, they would probably know that you are a joking guy and that it is your best way of dealing with things.
#340 - I set FIIIRREEEEE to the RAAAAAAINN! mainstream song by Adele 07/24/2012 on Meanwhile on Adele's minecraft +2
#49 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY HE COULD DIE  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2012 on Pikachu is Gay +7
User avatar #70 - forestfires (07/19/2012) [-]
noooo he would just faint
#302 - for real though, people don't really do that anymore. everyone… 07/17/2012 on 2017 0
#5 - this thing.. the internet? I believe it's called? never ceases…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Lolwut +1
#6 - skiskinator (07/16/2012) [-]
you must be new here
#8 - barbwirepain (07/16/2012) [-]
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#3 - I'm surprised to hear that, really expected cats humping or something  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Lolwut +2
#4 - DoctorWaffless (07/16/2012) [-]
It was a guy's dick with massive warts all over it
User avatar #5 - fortminorj (07/16/2012) [-]
this thing.. the internet? I believe it's called? never ceases to amaze me..
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#6 - skiskinator (07/16/2012) [-]
you must be new here
#8 - barbwirepain (07/16/2012) [-]
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#1 - pictures are a no-go. wutupwith that?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Lolwut +1
#2 - DoctorWaffless (07/16/2012) [-]
It was NSFW.... very NSFW
User avatar #3 - fortminorj (07/16/2012) [-]
I'm surprised to hear that, really expected cats humping or something
#4 - DoctorWaffless (07/16/2012) [-]
It was a guy's dick with massive warts all over it
User avatar #5 - fortminorj (07/16/2012) [-]
this thing.. the internet? I believe it's called? never ceases to amaze me..
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#6 - skiskinator (07/16/2012) [-]
you must be new here
#8 - barbwirepain (07/16/2012) [-]
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#3 - without question 07/16/2012 on Did you know? +1
#1 - are... are any of these false?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Did you know? 0
User avatar #2 - idividedbyzero (07/16/2012) [-]
even if the crocs one is false it will definitely work
User avatar #3 - fortminorj (07/16/2012) [-]
without question
#135 - 8 :) 07/16/2012 on No arms and an eyepatch +2
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