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Date Signed Up:12/09/2010
Last Login:5/15/2013
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Comment Ranking:#11046
Highest Content Rank:#4221
Highest Comment Rank:#1207
Content Thumbs: 585 total,  642 ,  57
Comment Thumbs: 5951 total,  6422 ,  471
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 58 Content: Sammich eater → Level 59 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:12585
Times Content Favorited:74 times
Total Comments Made:1039
FJ Points:6600
Favorite Tags: Mario (4) | Nintendo (4) | Pokemon (4) | luigi (3) | PIKACHU (3) | The Game (3) | Ash (2)

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#75 - Picture 03/19/2013 on Why do you females do this.. +5
#107 - Feel the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on St. Patrick's day +1
#124 - shabbarbie (03/19/2013) [-]
motherfucking miracles
#139 - 10 03/13/2013 on What.. 0
#3526835 - Spell "fortress" Or else you'll keep summoning me. 03/11/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#3515778 - So... you summoned me? 03/10/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#54 - Well go ahead... ask 'em what cock tastes like.  [+] (64 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Bridge keepers 0
User avatar #156 - SgtBaha (03/09/2013) [-]
**SgtBaha rolled user redheartnurse ** Eh, fuck it.
#165 - redheartnurse (03/09/2013) [-]
#171 - SgtBaha (03/09/2013) [-]
Aww yeah.
#173 - redheartnurse (03/09/2013) [-]
no
#177 - redheartnurse (03/09/2013) [-]
we no sex
#178 - redheartnurse (03/09/2013) [-]
5ever
#193 - SgtBaha (03/10/2013) [-]
#194 - redheartnurse (03/10/2013) [-]
accept it
#195 - SgtBaha (03/10/2013) [-]
no
#197 - redheartnurse (03/10/2013) [-]
yes

you won't like my true form
#204 - SgtBaha (03/10/2013) [-]
Can I see it?
#205 - redheartnurse (03/10/2013) [-]
second to last form
#208 - SgtBaha (03/10/2013) [-]
Then?
#210 - deviousdanish (03/10/2013) [-]
This.
User avatar #139 - manazetsugi (03/09/2013) [-]
**manazetsugi rolled user levchenko **
User avatar #168 - redheartnurse (03/09/2013) [-]
HI LEVCHENKO!!!!!
User avatar #170 - levchenko (03/09/2013) [-]
HI RED HEART
User avatar #174 - redheartnurse (03/09/2013) [-]
<69
User avatar #138 - mexikaner (03/09/2013) [-]
**mexikaner rolled user jillianesquire **
User avatar #134 - superturtle (03/09/2013) [-]
**superturtle rolled user rambomanthree **
User avatar #131 - greycatmon (03/09/2013) [-]
**greycatmon rolled user Hawke **
User avatar #128 - raynagrimm (03/09/2013) [-]
**raynagrimm rolled user Timmietim ** plz don't say clam chowder
User avatar #129 - Timmietim (03/09/2013) [-]
marmite
#103 - JMF (03/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #99 - animeartlover (03/09/2013) [-]
**animeartlover rolled user gorefal **
Hey there sexy
#95 - ninjamyles (03/09/2013) [-]
**ninjamyles rolled user novabird **
User avatar #93 - llamasandwhich (03/09/2013) [-]
**llamasandwhich rolled user vicviper **
#141 - vicviper (03/09/2013) [-]
The fuck you want?
User avatar #147 - llamasandwhich (03/09/2013) [-]
Your virginity.
#148 - vicviper (03/09/2013) [-]
Come and get it. I swear to god i'll fuck you up with my 24 inch assassin blades.
#150 - llamasandwhich (03/09/2013) [-]
You're knives are no match for my DickButt.
#151 - vicviper (03/09/2013) [-]
#154 - llamasandwhich (03/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #89 - kagji (03/09/2013) [-]
**kagji rolled user thenationaltroll **
User avatar #145 - thenationaltroll (03/09/2013) [-]
Salty or sweet depends on the persons diet
User avatar #146 - kagji (03/09/2013) [-]
that was...disturbingly informative...
#87 - automax (03/09/2013) [-]
**automax rolled user therealfishyxander **
#88 - therealfishyxander (03/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 - mythichyphen (03/09/2013) [-]
Is... is that Nia? :o
#112 - therealfishyxander (03/09/2013) [-]
sure is, why do you ask? <3
User avatar #212 - mythichyphen (03/10/2013) [-]
Because Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is my favourite anime :3
User avatar #213 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2013) [-]
nice choice
#91 - automax (03/09/2013) [-]
i will demolish your anus
#92 - therealfishyxander (03/09/2013) [-]
I don't mind.
User avatar #84 - cartrman (03/09/2013) [-]
**cartrman rolled user theabusementpark ** Hello, my new sex parter.
#83 - dragginbref (03/09/2013) [-]
**dragginbref rolled user probablynaked **
#124 - probablynaked (03/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #82 - captalexander (03/09/2013) [-]
**captalexander rolled user furrypuppy ** is now my new fuck buddy.
User avatar #203 - furrypuppy (03/10/2013) [-]
Cool
User avatar #206 - captalexander (03/10/2013) [-]
Get on yo knees.
User avatar #207 - furrypuppy (03/10/2013) [-]
*Gets on my knees* Wut nao?
User avatar #78 - dashgamer (03/09/2013) [-]
**dashgamer rolled user notcowisbeast ** Buddy, I know you have lots of experience, so can you tell me?
User avatar #73 - newerusername (03/09/2013) [-]
**newerusername rolled user tripflys ** What does myCOCKtaste like?
User avatar #71 - cripplecrawler (03/09/2013) [-]
**cripplecrawler rolled user therealsuperderpy **
User avatar #70 - goodadventures (03/09/2013) [-]
**goodadventures rolled user phantoma **
User avatar #69 - Nastycold (03/09/2013) [-]
**Nastycold rolled user professormeatwad **
User avatar #68 - Leopard (03/09/2013) [-]
**Leopard rolled user rokkarokkaali **
User avatar #67 - archercarac (03/09/2013) [-]
**archercarac rolled user hackettmob ** What does my cock taste like?
#172 - hackettmob (03/09/2013) [-]
like pine resin. but its not all bad
User avatar #200 - archercarac (03/10/2013) [-]
Neat, I'll have to taste it sometime.
User avatar #59 - tuckthisphit (03/09/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolled user cockgoblins ** sure knows how cock tastes like
#63 - tuckthisphit (03/09/2013) [-]
MFW that relevance
User avatar #62 - thekeldog (03/09/2013) [-]
i would venture a guess and say that e does.
#55 - N. Korean citizen (03/09/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user lolzponies **
#18 - Picture 03/04/2013 on Must...not...rook.. +14
#319 - Nazi's Face When he actually survives 03/04/2013 on Why I love Sniper Elite V2 +1
#178 - Picture 03/04/2013 on OP is my hero +1
#24 - Picture 03/03/2013 on Cat Cab 0
#217 - Picture 03/01/2013 on Click and Drag +6
#729 - Picture 03/01/2013 on daddy +2
#55 - But did he know the Muffin Man? Who lives on Dairy Lane? 02/28/2013 on Gingerbread. +7
#53 - Lavender Town  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Gingerbread. -1
User avatar #66 - Marker (02/28/2013) [-]
http://www.nyan.cat/404.php
#71 - ztron (02/28/2013) [-]
that's creepy as hell
#226 - Picture 02/26/2013 on Priorities +4
#136 - Of course I cut back drop turn. 02/25/2013 on Do you even lift? +1
#99 - I was referring to MGS 3 where Young Ocelot is ADAM. In the pi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Title +1
User avatar #101 - taintedangel (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you for the name, I'm a big MGS fanatic too, but just forgot Zardinov's name XD
#96 - Ocelot is Adam  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #97 - taintedangel (02/25/2013) [-]
That guy in the pic isn't Adam, it's some other former KGB agent with a cyborg hand that has a lighter in his thumb. I just can't remember his name.
#99 - fortes (02/25/2013) [-]
I was referring to MGS 3 where Young Ocelot is ADAM. In the picture right here it's Zadornov and Big Boss.

I'm an MGS fanatic
User avatar #101 - taintedangel (02/25/2013) [-]
Thank you for the name, I'm a big MGS fanatic too, but just forgot Zardinov's name XD
#321 - That french uniform is simply too fab. 02/25/2013 on only 1800's kids will get... +1
#86 - Picture 02/23/2013 on Alcoholism is a serious... +3
#68 - Boyfriend s 02/23/2013 on Come on you wimp! Faster! +1
#133 - Picture 02/20/2013 on I'll take twelve +5
#132 - Picture 02/20/2013 on I'll take twelve 0
#418 - Depression and sadness are the substance that we burn for fuel… 02/19/2013 on Depression +6
#118 - Picture 02/18/2013 on transformers has gone down... +1
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User avatar #2 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Do you still collect items?
User avatar #3 to #2 - fortes (12/27/2012) [-]
Ehhh.... sort of.
User avatar #4 to #3 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Oh, well nevermind, i was just going to ask if i could trade/have some of the items of yours that i don't have.
User avatar #5 to #4 - fortes (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm alright with a trade, I'm not even sure what they'll be used for.
User avatar #6 to #5 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Just for my unique count, i'm a no life.
#1 - CallMeCrisco (12/24/2010) [-]
A MGS and Pokemon fan...

me gusta
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