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Date Signed Up:12/09/2010
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#44 - If anybody wants it.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Gay master race. +82
User avatar #192 - DaBullshiter (08/04/2014) [-]
Thats a good reaction pic man, thats a good reaction pic
#149 - jbywalec (08/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - rebuilt (08/04/2014) [-]
in the butt?
#33 - Picture 08/04/2014 on test webm file upload +1
#488 - **fortes rolls 6,571** Let the games begin! 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#39 - It's the simple things in life. 08/01/2014 on Russian Mario Bros +27
#54 - What about... finding a productive way to masturbate? 07/31/2014 on Never gonna be mature +25
#6 - It's cute and all, but seriously? C'mon...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Red Panda Mom And Children 0
User avatar #9 - malvolio (07/31/2014) [-]
It's funny because zoos are desperately trying to breed them and so males are not as good as females. Furthermore, twins have identical dna which means that it will make it even harder for the zoo to maintain genetic diversity.
#20 - Still has some sort of storyline that people can follow nonetheless.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on So i found an anime... 0
User avatar #21 - easternigguh (07/30/2014) [-]
Man, I fucking loved kill la kill, that doesn't change the fact that it has stupid reasons for girls also men to be naked
#6 - Sounds like your typical washed-up harem and fanservice anime.…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on So i found an anime... +11
User avatar #13 - easternigguh (07/30/2014) [-]
Which is funny considering kill la kill is 90% fanservice
User avatar #20 - fortes (07/30/2014) [-]
Still has some sort of storyline that people can follow nonetheless.
User avatar #21 - easternigguh (07/30/2014) [-]
Man, I fucking loved kill la kill, that doesn't change the fact that it has stupid reasons for girls also men to be naked
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on SFW Pizza +90
User avatar #19 - thegirlyoudespise (07/30/2014) [-]
That's probably the name of an actual porno somewhere
#58714 - Looking nice dood. 07/30/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#6 - Imagine if you ' broke ' a boner...  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2014 on the comic made it too front... +13
User avatar #56 - thesupervillian (07/30/2014) [-]
One time when I was in NSFW one of the comments on a post was a gif. of a guy fucking a chick. It looped after a few frames and it basically showed his dick bulging out a bit as she was fucking him. Now this isn't the most descriptive thing but in other terms it looked like the dude had to sacks. Shit looked like it hurt and it killed my boner immediately, though the guy kept fucking her so it must've been rather painless.
#15 - chiselbit (07/30/2014) [-]
The most common sexual injury is a broken boner.
User avatar #12 - tiagodisouza (07/30/2014) [-]
it can actually break and its extremely painful
#19 - nimithecat (07/30/2014) [-]
I just broke mine to find out....

Um... it feels numb, and it's bent forward at 90 degrees.
There's a serious amount of swelling and it's turning blue... but um..


I don't feel any pain. Did I do something wrong? Help me out here.
#35 - zielscheibe (07/30/2014) [-]
Oi , U did fukkd up man !

Seriously that is going to hurt VERY BAD , trust me on that one.

Why did you .... i mean .. just to try if it works ? ..... Jeeezzzz
User avatar #25 - tiagodisouza (07/30/2014) [-]
Go to the doctor in a while you wont be able to stand the pain
#23 - souperior (07/30/2014) [-]
you snap the nerves in ye willy wonka, so it will be temporarily numb
also you've blocked blood flow to the tip so it will swell

i hope your dick don't combust
and you will feel the pain later, oh boy
User avatar #42 - shadowkingdr (07/30/2014) [-]
i saw a guys dick explode before when i was working in a hospital it was horrible, i could not properly fap for weeks
#9 - ipostcp (07/30/2014) [-]
I kinda enjoy bending my boner when I'm getting off.
User avatar #48 - keltainenlumi (07/30/2014) [-]
But not snapping it so that there is permanent damage I imagine?
#13 - KYHU That's the person who makes these. If I recall c…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on nosebleed intensifies +2
User avatar #19 - yellowcardraiden (07/30/2014) [-]
please tell me she does porn
User avatar #23 - halor (07/30/2014) [-]
the answer to that question is YES!!!!! g.e-hentai.org/g/711620/8cf528fc53/
#24 - yellowcardraiden (07/30/2014) [-]
Thank you sir.
#15 - You're not alone, friend. 07/30/2014 on Deadpool ComiCon 2014 +1
#10 - **** ***** , we Castlevania now. 07/29/2014 on Be a man like mom +4
#33 - Picture 07/28/2014 on Islam sucks +5
#3 - Picture 07/28/2014 on The Coconut Express is now... +7
#130 - Too bad you can only use it once. 07/26/2014 on Only in the mainstream animes 0
#16 - I think we can all agree that this comic was going to have som… 07/26/2014 on Bets on +72
#76 - **fortes rolls 4** 07/22/2014 on Beauty comes in all shapes... 0
#7 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Squid +2
#9 - I remember this ***** ; he draws his own porn. 07/20/2014 on Artists Will Understand 0
#67 - Picture 07/19/2014 on there will be nsfw links in... +2
#359 - Picture 07/17/2014 on Are you lonely? 0
#28 - DRAGO! 07/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1151 - Yeah you're in alright... in prison 07/10/2014 on fj prison +5
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User avatar #28 - yourmum (09/09/2014) [-]
HELLO
User avatar #29 to #28 - fortes (09/10/2014) [-]
Yo hows it going?
User avatar #30 to #29 - yourmum (09/10/2014) [-]
Good thanks! You?
User avatar #31 to #30 - fortes (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm doing great actually. Getting licensed for the forklifts at my job, seeing some pretty good gains at the gym brah. Overall, it's great. What about you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - yourmum (09/11/2014) [-]
Wooooooooooo, it all sounds very productive. I've just started college and I'm looking for a job so I'm doing fine.
#33 to #32 - fortes (09/11/2014) [-]
Best of luck to you, especially with those college classes. Glad to know things are taking a turn for the better.
Best of luck to you, especially with those college classes. Glad to know things are taking a turn for the better.
#34 to #33 - yourmum (09/12/2014) [-]
Why don't you come on the chat anymore?
Why don't you come on the chat anymore?
User avatar #35 to #34 - fortes (09/12/2014) [-]
Its like an urge, so far I haven't had the urge to pop up and say hi. I'm usually busy most of the day that I tend not to come around as often as I used to. Since today is friday, I usually pop up to see who's on. Hardly anybody except Rohan.
User avatar #36 to #35 - yourmum (09/14/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh okay. Well, come and stay next time you decide to see what's going on.
User avatar #37 to #36 - fortes (09/15/2014) [-]
Roger that, hopefully something interesting happens.
#15 - yourmum (06/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #15 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
A comment on this barren profile of mine.
A comment on this barren profile of mine.
#20 to #19 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
So we're posting gifs?
So we're posting gifs?
#22 to #21 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
Too tired from work.
Too tired from work.
#24 to #23 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
I don't wanna go to sleep yet... have to eat my last rice and tuna sandwich.
I don't wanna go to sleep yet... have to eat my last rice and tuna sandwich.
#25 to #24 - yourmum (06/29/2014) [-]
Enjoy it.
Enjoy it.
#26 to #25 - fortes (06/29/2014) [-]
I will enjoy it, thank you very much.

Don't you have to go to the store? Buy rice and tuna. It's healthy as **** .
#27 to #26 - yourmum (06/29/2014) [-]
I have rice, I have tuna.
User avatar #2 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Do you still collect items?
User avatar #3 to #2 - fortes (12/27/2012) [-]
Ehhh.... sort of.
User avatar #4 to #3 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Oh, well nevermind, i was just going to ask if i could trade/have some of the items of yours that i don't have.
User avatar #5 to #4 - fortes (12/27/2012) [-]
I'm alright with a trade, I'm not even sure what they'll be used for.
User avatar #6 to #5 - elitefourkoga (12/27/2012) [-]
Just for my unique count, i'm a no life.
#1 - CallMeCrisco (12/24/2010) [-]
A MGS and Pokemon fan...

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