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#28 - Steve Buscemi Knees weak arms Buscemi There… 09/17/2014 on happens to me all the time 0
#118 - Do you think Robert Knox was stabbed to death because he looks…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Harry Potter & The Half... 0
User avatar #119 - Crusader (09/04/2014) [-]
The better question is

Was it a guy who hated Bieber? Or a fan that was pissed that he got fat?
#2 - Ironic that David Blunkett, a polilitian known more for bein… 09/04/2014 on Foolproof 0
#17 - Gosh. All that tea gone to waste. Just think of how …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Boston British +25
User avatar #38 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
am avin' a brew, want one?

Yeah, go then pal

Fuckin' shitty outside aint it?

Yeah

#47 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
You speak the language of my people.... Are you from the North?
User avatar #48 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
Not quite, Derbyshire, East Midlands. At uni I'm considered a southerner to people from Sunderland and a Northerner by the London/Cornwall lot.

We're closer sounding to Northerners but there's definitely a difference!
#49 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
Ah yes, that old debate.
My old flat mate is from the West Midlands and we always tell her to pick a side, there is no middle.

#51 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
Gotta be north, can't stand the ARRR sound in words glass grass ect. Also the trod/trud scon/scone oh and the heated battles as to what you should call this (see pic) It's a fucking cob mate, not a roll or bap lol
#52 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
If you call it a cob/ bread roll, you're no Northerner!

- Bap
- Bun
- Barm
- Oven bottom
any of those go, up my end.
#53 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
It's 70%Cob/20Bap/10Bun here but cob seems exclusive to my county. Southerners don't know cob either. Bap and Barm sounds silly to me and what the fuck is an oven bottom lol. Oh well "Breadcake" is the worst of them all we can agree on that right?
#55 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
Cob just makes me think of corn on the cob, so if I asked for a cob and was given bread... Well I'd be pissed!

It's mostly a type of bun that is made by cooking it as the bottom of an over (no idea why) so some places it's know as an oven bottom.

Aye I think breadcake is the worst!
User avatar #57 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
Only true Northern thing that I find silly is "awaaay man, awaaaay" makes me chuckle.

Southerners seem to say "brilliant" sarcastically a lot too.
#71 - themisstophat (09/04/2014) [-]
That more up the Newcastle end, we don't talk about them...
They're like the crazy uncle of the north!

Most English people sound sarcastic when we express any kind of emotion.
Same with "that's awesome" or "I'm having so much fun"

User avatar #59 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
Posh ones anyway ^
User avatar #56 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
known*
#60 - If feminists could leave earth and have their own planet, they…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Karen Straughan's take on... 0
User avatar #69 - citruslord (08/26/2014) [-]
I don't think they would get that far. As soon as they set up any kind of society, someone would have more than someone else, almost inevitably, and they would start the cycle over again. Finding another reason to claim victim hood, fabricating another bogyman to attack. It would likely be colored women vs white women.
#145 - It was a combination of having cancer but also wearing a turtl… 08/24/2014 on Karmas a bitch +1
#8 - Nikola Tesla, how we could have done with you now more than ever.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +456
User avatar #352 - buttinspecter (08/15/2014) [-]
He was warning us of the same dangers Idiocracy was trying to warn us about.
User avatar #340 - kingdork (08/15/2014) [-]
Keeping down population to preserve earths resources and government control over the breeding of the poor and the stupid. This bullshit was spouted off in the 1750s by benjamin Franklin and 1800 by Thomas Malthus. Back when global population was under 500 million.

Dont forget, Tesla was a stooge for J P Morgan. Tesla confirmed for a shill for the establishment
#290 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [-]
#272 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [-]
Sterilizing criminals I can kind of understand, although I think that it should be used for only the most severe cases. Sterilizing everyone who isn't seen as "fit for breeding" however, I strongly disagree with. This is my personal philosophy on it, so if you disagree, I understand.

I believe that forcibly sterilizing someone would be to treat them as less than human. Castration is something that we usually only do to animals. Sometimes treating someone as subhuman can be somewhat justified, if that person is subhuman. Now this is where I begin to disagree with the statement, because our definitions of a subhuman act differs wildly.
#273 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [-]

In my opinion, a subhuman act is something along the lines of murder, rape, etc. Being fat, unhealthy, or physically disabled would not constitute as subhuman in my book. After all, I believe that all humans are born as equals, and that it is their actions that define them over everything.

All people should have the basic human right to procreate until they prove they are no longer human.
#95 - andrakian (08/14/2014) [-]
Truth is, he was probably just echoing the tought of his society. Remember this was the beginning of the 20th century. Imperalism, WW I and stuff. This was the basic mentality back then.
User avatar #105 - bumbojumbo (08/14/2014) [-]
Tesla predicted many things with accuracy.
User avatar #73 - lolzordz (08/14/2014) [-]
think about it, people would actually try harder to be healthy, strong and fit and keep their genetics in check so as to not get sterilized.

But then again who would decide the regulations of what's acceptable and what isn't? surely the bar would have to be set pretty low and agreed on by about 80% of the nation.

Im for the idea too, but i probably wouldn't say the same if I was "undesirable"
User avatar #275 - captainrattrap (08/15/2014) [-]
I just think sterilization would be a great punishment atop crimes that warrant 10 years+ of prison.

You rob a bank - Sterilized
You commitgrand larsony - Snip snip
You copy a trademarked work - Oh! Out of the gene pool
User avatar #299 - reloyjerkins (08/15/2014) [-]
>geting sterilized for stealing a trademark
>whole population of the internet getting their dicks cut of
inb4 found the artist
User avatar #383 - captainrattrap (08/15/2014) [-]
That last one was a joke... I thought you guys would catch that, this IS funnyjunk.
User avatar #384 - reloyjerkins (08/15/2014) [-]
i was also joking
#339 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [-]
you fail to consider that in reality this would never happen because people would lose their god damn minds and go on killings sprees
#151 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [-]
It's bullshit and you know it
There would be higher sterilization rates for every minority, and no accountability or transparency for the people who imposed the requirements.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/14/2014) [-]
chances are he'd have you sterilized. fucking neck beard pony shagger.
#92 - deckbox (08/14/2014) [-]
Stalin's opinion
User avatar #23 - popnotes (08/14/2014) [-]
>anon

Substantial lel
#61 - Lets be honest though it could be quite likely that if you p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on anon goes to a chinese buffet +1
User avatar #72 - imagnetsux (08/12/2014) [-]
I once knew a guy named chen hong tsu.
#45 - Sounds like Italians  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Crows 0
#51 - bestfoxgirl (08/03/2014) [-]
You mean other people don't recognize human faces and don't hold grudges?
User avatar #55 - exceeding (08/03/2014) [-]
No and it makes family dinners very awkward.
Thanks for the dinner "Mom?"
#321 - Liz Vicious looks like a wet dog 07/28/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... 0

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