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User avatar #57 - spycheckingpyro (12/18/2014) [-]
my ex would have been perfect. bitch always loved bringing up old shit
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User avatar #119 - Crusader (09/04/2014) [-]
The better question is

Was it a guy who hated Bieber? Or a fan that was pissed that he got fat?
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User avatar #38 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
am avin' a brew, want one?

Yeah, go then pal

Fuckin' shitty outside aint it?


#47 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
You speak the language of my people.... Are you from the North?
User avatar #48 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
Not quite, Derbyshire, East Midlands. At uni I'm considered a southerner to people from Sunderland and a Northerner by the London/Cornwall lot.

We're closer sounding to Northerners but there's definitely a difference!
#49 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
Ah yes, that old debate.
My old flat mate is from the West Midlands and we always tell her to pick a side, there is no middle.

#51 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
Gotta be north, can't stand the ARRR sound in words glass grass ect. Also the trod/trud scon/scone oh and the heated battles as to what you should call this (see pic) It's a fucking cob mate, not a roll or bap lol
#52 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
If you call it a cob/ bread roll, you're no Northerner!

- Bap
- Bun
- Barm
- Oven bottom
any of those go, up my end.
#53 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
It's 70%Cob/20Bap/10Bun here but cob seems exclusive to my county. Southerners don't know cob either. Bap and Barm sounds silly to me and what the fuck is an oven bottom lol. Oh well "Breadcake" is the worst of them all we can agree on that right?
#55 - themisstophat (09/03/2014) [-]
Cob just makes me think of corn on the cob, so if I asked for a cob and was given bread... Well I'd be pissed!

It's mostly a type of bun that is made by cooking it as the bottom of an over (no idea why) so some places it's know as an oven bottom.

Aye I think breadcake is the worst!
User avatar #57 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
Only true Northern thing that I find silly is "awaaay man, awaaaay" makes me chuckle.

Southerners seem to say "brilliant" sarcastically a lot too.
#71 - themisstophat (09/04/2014) [-]
That more up the Newcastle end, we don't talk about them...
They're like the crazy uncle of the north!

Most English people sound sarcastic when we express any kind of emotion.
Same with "that's awesome" or "I'm having so much fun"

User avatar #59 - clitersaurus (09/03/2014) [-]
Posh ones anyway ^
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I don't think they would get that far. As soon as they set up any kind of society, someone would have more than someone else, almost inevitably, and they would start the cycle over again. Finding another reason to claim victim hood, fabricating another bogyman to attack. It would likely be colored women vs white women.
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