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Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
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I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.

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#76 - I think the best thing would have been if Rush ate it and chok… 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation 0
#12 - Is that Guy Feireearara 11/20/2014 on I thought this was cool +7
#687 - Going on a double date soon. Everything is coming up Milhouse. 11/20/2014 on Special People 0
#19 - He has been showed twice or 3 times. Nothing much changed from… 11/20/2014 on Coral is a cold-hearted bitch 0
#13 - It's okay. Lots of episodes where they go off on different cha…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Coral is a cold-hearted bitch 0
User avatar #14 - darkjustifier (11/20/2014) [-]
but I wanna know about coral
User avatar #19 - forceman (11/20/2014) [-]
He has been showed twice or 3 times. Nothing much changed from last season.
User avatar #15 - dravoski (11/20/2014) [-]
Its that shit that grows in the ocean, don't worry about it too much
#97 - Yea a little girl probably 6-7 said that. The same thing that … 11/19/2014 on Disneyland +2
#28 - hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#22 - Damn dude.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#20 - Well yes and no. They can't charge you with anything.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
User avatar #21 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
there is a school not 4 blocks from my house, and lots of little kids walking about. I'd get fucked by said gigantic snow dick courtesy of the local pd
User avatar #22 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#18 - I am so sorry. You deserve more.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
User avatar #19 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
I just want to make a gigantic snow dick to please some random dude from the internet....is that such a crime local police?
User avatar #20 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Well yes and no. They can't charge you with anything.
User avatar #21 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
there is a school not 4 blocks from my house, and lots of little kids walking about. I'd get fucked by said gigantic snow dick courtesy of the local pd
User avatar #22 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#15 - Do it in your back yard, they will never know.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
#16 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
our entire yard is visible from the street...only front and side yard that runs all the way to the back of our lot. I have no options man....
User avatar #18 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
I am so sorry. You deserve more.
User avatar #19 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
I just want to make a gigantic snow dick to please some random dude from the internet....is that such a crime local police?
User avatar #20 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Well yes and no. They can't charge you with anything.
User avatar #21 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
there is a school not 4 blocks from my house, and lots of little kids walking about. I'd get fucked by said gigantic snow dick courtesy of the local pd
User avatar #22 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#13 - Snow penis, do it.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
User avatar #14 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
a snowman, you say?
could do it
prooobably will get in a significant amount of trouble though, I live in a kind of "rich people" city (even though there's no post office so technically it's not) with cops that have nothing to do other than give speeding/parking tickets and shoo away black folks....seriously, it's been about a year since I've seen some diversity around here
User avatar #15 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Do it in your back yard, they will never know.
#16 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
our entire yard is visible from the street...only front and side yard that runs all the way to the back of our lot. I have no options man....
User avatar #18 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
I am so sorry. You deserve more.
User avatar #19 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
I just want to make a gigantic snow dick to please some random dude from the internet....is that such a crime local police?
User avatar #20 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Well yes and no. They can't charge you with anything.
User avatar #21 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
there is a school not 4 blocks from my house, and lots of little kids walking about. I'd get fucked by said gigantic snow dick courtesy of the local pd
User avatar #22 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#11 - Dude who are you. Where did you come from. Where did you go...…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
#12 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
and I am from Ohio.....despite all my desires I probably won't be able to get out of here
and it started snowing now......fuuuuuck
User avatar #13 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Snow penis, do it.
User avatar #14 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
a snowman, you say?
could do it
prooobably will get in a significant amount of trouble though, I live in a kind of "rich people" city (even though there's no post office so technically it's not) with cops that have nothing to do other than give speeding/parking tickets and shoo away black folks....seriously, it's been about a year since I've seen some diversity around here
User avatar #15 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Do it in your back yard, they will never know.
#16 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
our entire yard is visible from the street...only front and side yard that runs all the way to the back of our lot. I have no options man....
User avatar #18 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
I am so sorry. You deserve more.
User avatar #19 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
I just want to make a gigantic snow dick to please some random dude from the internet....is that such a crime local police?
User avatar #20 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Well yes and no. They can't charge you with anything.
User avatar #21 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
there is a school not 4 blocks from my house, and lots of little kids walking about. I'd get fucked by said gigantic snow dick courtesy of the local pd
User avatar #22 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#8 - It's cool ya didn't have to. Let's just act like this never happened.  [+] (15 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
#10 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
act like what never happened?
User avatar #11 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Dude who are you. Where did you come from. Where did you go...Where did you come from Gobnick Joe.
#12 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
and I am from Ohio.....despite all my desires I probably won't be able to get out of here
and it started snowing now......fuuuuuck
User avatar #13 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Snow penis, do it.
User avatar #14 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
a snowman, you say?
could do it
prooobably will get in a significant amount of trouble though, I live in a kind of "rich people" city (even though there's no post office so technically it's not) with cops that have nothing to do other than give speeding/parking tickets and shoo away black folks....seriously, it's been about a year since I've seen some diversity around here
User avatar #15 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Do it in your back yard, they will never know.
#16 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
our entire yard is visible from the street...only front and side yard that runs all the way to the back of our lot. I have no options man....
User avatar #18 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
I am so sorry. You deserve more.
User avatar #19 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
I just want to make a gigantic snow dick to please some random dude from the internet....is that such a crime local police?
User avatar #20 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Well yes and no. They can't charge you with anything.
User avatar #21 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
there is a school not 4 blocks from my house, and lots of little kids walking about. I'd get fucked by said gigantic snow dick courtesy of the local pd
User avatar #22 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#6 - I got the joke. I've just been pushed over the edge. This is o…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
#7 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
ah, true, making fun of it, while fun, will inevitably bring that annoying piss in here....sorry, i'll delete it
User avatar #8 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
It's cool ya didn't have to. Let's just act like this never happened.
#10 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
act like what never happened?
User avatar #11 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Dude who are you. Where did you come from. Where did you go...Where did you come from Gobnick Joe.
#12 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
and I am from Ohio.....despite all my desires I probably won't be able to get out of here
and it started snowing now......fuuuuuck
User avatar #13 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Snow penis, do it.
User avatar #14 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
a snowman, you say?
could do it
prooobably will get in a significant amount of trouble though, I live in a kind of "rich people" city (even though there's no post office so technically it's not) with cops that have nothing to do other than give speeding/parking tickets and shoo away black folks....seriously, it's been about a year since I've seen some diversity around here
User avatar #15 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Do it in your back yard, they will never know.
#16 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
our entire yard is visible from the street...only front and side yard that runs all the way to the back of our lot. I have no options man....
User avatar #18 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
I am so sorry. You deserve more.
User avatar #19 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
I just want to make a gigantic snow dick to please some random dude from the internet....is that such a crime local police?
User avatar #20 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Well yes and no. They can't charge you with anything.
User avatar #21 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
there is a school not 4 blocks from my house, and lots of little kids walking about. I'd get fucked by said gigantic snow dick courtesy of the local pd
User avatar #22 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
#4 - Come on man. It was a funny thing. Why ya gotta try to bring t…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Mature 0
User avatar #5 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
....did you miss the joke?
like I would really be that much of a betafag?
User avatar #6 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
I got the joke. I've just been pushed over the edge. This is one of the few post not about Feminist or GG. But it has been tainted.
#7 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
ah, true, making fun of it, while fun, will inevitably bring that annoying piss in here....sorry, i'll delete it
User avatar #8 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
It's cool ya didn't have to. Let's just act like this never happened.
#10 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
act like what never happened?
User avatar #11 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Dude who are you. Where did you come from. Where did you go...Where did you come from Gobnick Joe.
#12 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
and I am from Ohio.....despite all my desires I probably won't be able to get out of here
and it started snowing now......fuuuuuck
User avatar #13 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Snow penis, do it.
User avatar #14 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
a snowman, you say?
could do it
prooobably will get in a significant amount of trouble though, I live in a kind of "rich people" city (even though there's no post office so technically it's not) with cops that have nothing to do other than give speeding/parking tickets and shoo away black folks....seriously, it's been about a year since I've seen some diversity around here
User avatar #15 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Do it in your back yard, they will never know.
#16 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
our entire yard is visible from the street...only front and side yard that runs all the way to the back of our lot. I have no options man....
User avatar #18 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
I am so sorry. You deserve more.
User avatar #19 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
I just want to make a gigantic snow dick to please some random dude from the internet....is that such a crime local police?
User avatar #20 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Well yes and no. They can't charge you with anything.
User avatar #21 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
there is a school not 4 blocks from my house, and lots of little kids walking about. I'd get fucked by said gigantic snow dick courtesy of the local pd
User avatar #22 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#27 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it was awesome for high school, didn't need a car, every day was leg day lugging my 50lb backpack to and from school twice a day (open campus lunch, I would often go home and eat what was here, though on tuesdays we had chik-fil-a at school, so I would eat the shit out of some sammiches there). also my basement was pretty much a giant movie/game room, so I'd have friends over all the time for that...but they've all gone off to college cause they actually cared about grades. man I'm a downer, here's a gif to lighten the mood
User avatar #28 - forceman (11/19/2014) [-]
hahaha grades. GAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#29 - gobnick (11/19/2014) [-]
even from a young age concentrating was hard for me (ADHD), teachers getting frustrated and actually verbally abusing me at times made me focus, but made it harder to get in that mindset, after getting to middle school and learning I could do minimal work and skate by with C's while learning the important stuff and leaving the tedious shit, my interest in focusing was lowered even further, by the time high school rolled around I was basically a freshman senior (in terms of not giving a fuck about grades), and now that there's college that I "need to go to" in order to obtain a degree so I can "get a real job" that isn't actually available because even if I tried my hardest and got a 4.0 the field would already be filled to overflow, I have absolutely no interest. The only things that get my focus are things that have my interest, tedious bullshit, working to the point of insanity to get said job and from working said job just to pay off the thousands of dollars I owe for wanting to get said job are not things that have my interest. video games, beer, food, television, FJ, and bein a fuckin weirdo are.....I feel as though I would be very welcome in Hollywood....I do have a photographic memory when it comes to movies, and I can make lots of decent impressions of various dialects and characters....maybe I should give that a shot
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User avatar #30 - mooproxy (11/14/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call those small glitches, I mean they do stop you from playing the game.
Hell, Skyrim had a lot of small glitches, but you could still go about murdering all the children you wanted in it.
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User avatar #137 - istdoaln (11/14/2014) [-]
"Walkers"
walkers < zombies

zmobzi ar bst nam fer it
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#104 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
How fucking fat are you that you get tired on a fucking bike?
User avatar #96 - kimilsung (11/14/2014) [-]
You have never ridden a bike lol..
User avatar #86 - jouten (11/14/2014) [-]
>Calling Zombies "Walkers" when you're not the protagonist of a Zombie movie

Unless....
#32 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
Yes, good thing running never gets tiring.
User avatar #27 - fiveseventwo (11/14/2014) [-]
per calorie burned the bike is the most efficient form of travel.
#60 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
Not true.

Rafting downstream requires no calories. You just sit back and the water moves you.
Sailing requires no calories. The wind moves you.
Falling requires no calories (provided you are high up somewhere). If you jump off a building you travel very quickly with no calories.
#68 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
You obviously never did one of the three things you named.

Sailing is exhausting as fuck because you have to constantly check the sail and maneuver according to the circumstances.
Same goes for rafting except the part with the sail.
Falling is the worst of the three because of the adrenalin rush and the fact that you have to maintain your body tension.
#71 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
You're full of crap. I went rafting with my entire family. We parked, then got in a van (tour company provided) to drive us up to a dock. We even brought a cooler of beer with us.

The van let us out and we got in the water, then we sat on our asses, effortlessly while the current moved us all the way back to our car.

Three hours of travel - no energy required.

Also you don't'have to maintain tension when falling. You can fall however you want. You can even fall slowly via mechanical means (like a parachute) without using any energy.
#72 - swaffel (11/14/2014) [-]
except you don't decide where you go, not an effective way of travel now is it?
#73 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
Effective is not the same as efficient.

#74 - swaffel (11/14/2014) [-]
I know, but in an apacolypse they both matter.
#75 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
I'd argue it matters less in an apocalypse...

If I need to get to work, I need to get to a specific place. If I need to get away from zombies, I can go any direction.
#76 - swaffel (11/14/2014) [-]
In an apocalypse you need to get to a safe location and supplies. Not every river leads to that.
#79 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
No. But not every bicycle route is more efficient than walking either. If you need to hike up a mountain it takes more energy to ride a bicycle than to walk.

I was only (correctly) asserting that bicycles are the most efficient form of travel, in terms of calories expended.

There are other forms of travel that take less energy.

Rafting down the Mississippi river takes less energy than cycling it.
#81 - swaffel (11/14/2014) [-]
true
User avatar #69 - subjektfourtyseven (11/14/2014) [-]
Fuck forgot to login
#37 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
besides not traveling
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User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
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Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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