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forceman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: theforceman1
Consoles Owned: PS4, Xbox 360, Wii U, 3DS
Video Games Played: AC, Minecraft, AOTTG, CS:GO
X-box Gamertag: forceman30001
PSN: ForcemanCB
Interests: Butts, Food, More Butts
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:6/02/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3940
Comment Ranking:#7855
Highest Content Rank:#1106
Highest Comment Rank:#3779
Content Thumbs: 8327 total,  9480 ,  1153
Comment Thumbs: 1900 total,  2244 ,  344
Content Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:353519
Times Content Favorited:626 times
Total Comments Made:825
FJ Points:9287
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (4)
I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.

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#2 - Do it with pennies. Or the cheapest amount that you can do. 01/03/2015 on Resolutions +1
#8 - Yes deadpool V4 part 1 01/02/2015 on yippy Kay yay mother 0
#79 - I don't know if I'll be able to lose the weight that I want to…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/02/2015 on /fit?/ Jan 1st Resolution 0
User avatar #85 - ooi (01/03/2015) [-]
Well big mistake admitting that, because I am going to bother you to see that through.
User avatar #87 - forceman (01/03/2015) [-]
I'll try my best. But like I said. I am just plain lazy.
User avatar #88 - ooi (01/03/2015) [-]
That's the reason I put myself out there, because I can't trust myself. I find that when you have someone else holding you to something you try a little harder.

User avatar #89 - forceman (01/03/2015) [-]
Tomorrow I am picking up my brothers old weight machine. However I need to buy some weights for it but for now it should do well. I really need to change my eating habits.
User avatar #90 - ooi (01/03/2015) [-]
That's the spirit!
I know I have to fix a bad routines myself, I even picked up that horrible habit of eating then sleeping. It pretty much stop when I started working again but I still caught myself doing it on the weekend.
User avatar #91 - forceman (01/03/2015) [-]
This whole winter break has been me eating, sleeping, lounging around, and just all around being lazy. The thing about my eating is that I am super picky. Hell I haven't ate real greens and veggies in a while. I gotta fix that shit right up. Especially my sleeping. I should probably start riding my bike agan to and from school. Save gas and time. Just shitty neighborhood is the part that does help.
User avatar #92 - ooi (01/03/2015) [-]
Greens you mean like the lettuce on a burger I just pull that to the side.
Joking aside it's definitely true that things like school, work they keep you on a schedule.
That's part of the reason why it is so easy waste time when you're not in school or with a job, time just passes by and the pounds add up too.
User avatar #93 - forceman (01/03/2015) [-]
Yea like this past summer I was around 150 or so. Then I basically gave up on trying to watch what I ate and gained 32 pounds and everytime I grew a bit I would tell myself. Oh don't worry you'll burn it off. But I lied to myself.
User avatar #95 - ooi (01/03/2015) [-]
I did the same. It didn't really hit me until I started working again, and all of a sudden my half slacks aren't fitting, and the rest are too tight.

I have some money to buy a few more pairs, but I not going to give myself that leeway.
User avatar #96 - forceman (01/03/2015) [-]
I really realized that feeling when my body just felt so out of place. And I was uncomfortable lifting my shirt even the slightest.
User avatar #97 - ooi (01/03/2015) [-]
Well it time to stop it from getting worst. I'm just about half dead from my run earlier, it's been good talking to you, goodnight Bro.
User avatar #98 - forceman (01/03/2015) [-]
Night ooi. I'm just about to start my work out. Night man.
#28 - Volume man,you wind it for the volume. Like one way for loud o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on [90's intensifies] +1
User avatar #29 - cosmicapprentice (01/02/2015) [-]
So a volume knob then
#24 - Probably a speaker? Like the key looks like you can wind it. a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on [90's intensifies] +1
User avatar #27 - cosmicapprentice (01/02/2015) [-]
Why the hell would you wind a speaker?
User avatar #28 - forceman (01/02/2015) [-]
Volume man,you wind it for the volume. Like one way for loud one way for soft.
User avatar #29 - cosmicapprentice (01/02/2015) [-]
So a volume knob then
#45 - Fish. 01/01/2015 on Wall Wisdom +1
#30 - God young Stephen Hawking looks like Austin Powers. YEAAAA BABY 12/31/2014 on In that moment of time IV +6
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#32 - What about that one queen who ****** horses or somethin… 12/30/2014 on Insane Rulers 0
#9 - But...but its locked.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on why lock it, no one's gonna... +2
#13 - boomerpyro (12/30/2014) [-]
then use it there and then
#6 - I want all of the stories you have left. Give them to me. 12/30/2014 on Femanazis Return +2
#4 - HE'S BACK BASED GOD ARENA IS BACK! Praise Carlos. 12/30/2014 on Femanazis Return +27
#19 - Picture 12/29/2014 on 4chan hitting on girls -1
#310 - My dresser it is from the 60's and I've used it since I was bo… 12/27/2014 on oldest thing 0
#21 - Hail Hydrate. 12/25/2014 on Tesco 0
#66 - Seems like that was [Insert cheese related joke here]  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Cineplex Stories Part 2 & 3 0
User avatar #73 - imagnetsux (12/23/2014) [-]
looks like that guy [insert mortality joke here]
#23 - I saw the episode where she was scammed because of a "Gen… 12/22/2014 on Seems accurate +3
#15 - From Justin Bieber to Feminazi's...How stupid are you? …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Seems accurate +21
User avatar #50 - analsprinkles (12/22/2014) [-]
i cringed so fucking hard when this bitch said "spapeggy and meatballs"
lil bitch ass 4 eyed sasquatch muthafucka saggy titted chicken shit whitebread redneck goatfucking shitstain fuck you and your autistic tard son you jizzmopping cuntsnatcher
User avatar #22 - butterduck (12/22/2014) [-]
I fucking hated peggy.
She tried to make lupe into a book after she ate her bus.
User avatar #23 - forceman (12/22/2014) [-]
I saw the episode where she was scammed because of a "Genius" test. Then she scams the scammer. I swear that was the only time she was ever smart. But shit she still got scammed so it evens it out.
#85 - Yea and that does seem like their type of comedy.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on "actually happened" 0
User avatar #94 - chompysaurus (12/21/2014) [-]
Shit Asian Dads Say Source!
#21 - Why does that kitchen look so familiar.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on "actually happened" +7
User avatar #27 - undeadpancake (12/21/2014) [-]
I think it's smosh's kitchen., It looks like that kitchen.
User avatar #85 - forceman (12/21/2014) [-]
Yea and that does seem like their type of comedy.
User avatar #94 - chompysaurus (12/21/2014) [-]
Shit Asian Dads Say Source!
#8 - "Ha ha, very funny. Where's the mini fridge?" "… 12/20/2014 on Daww +18

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#8 - leafonthewind ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - hottamaleez (08/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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