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#35 - ******* I was like WTF Dude the whole time in the…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Touch it, its smooth +2
User avatar #55 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
Kinda makes me wonder what a harpy egg tastes like compared to a chicken egg.
User avatar #56 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
They ate it so I don't know man...
#36 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
That director got all creepy on them.
User avatar #37 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
True. Like wanting Miia's sheaded skin...
#47 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - greenthegunstar (01/27/2014) [-]
It's not really porn...It's ecchi. They never fuck.
User avatar #48 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
i just want to point out this site ain't just comedy site. It's a community with some weird shit also not porn if its a manga. Yo.
#49 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#53 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
#59 - okaymayun (01/27/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #50 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Meh don't knock something till you tried it I actually liked the Manga. Just by seeing the fucking Leg man comment.
#33 - Dude ******* the Harpy was the one I thought of f…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Touch it, its smooth 0
User avatar #34 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
Are we seriously comparing notes?

Rachnee's the only time I ever got aroused at a spider chick, I admit.
User avatar #35 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Fucking I was like WTF Dude the whole time in the chapter where Papi laid a fucking egg...I'm glad that fucking director got fucked up by Ranchee.
User avatar #55 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
Kinda makes me wonder what a harpy egg tastes like compared to a chicken egg.
User avatar #56 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
They ate it so I don't know man...
#36 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
That director got all creepy on them.
User avatar #37 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
True. Like wanting Miia's sheaded skin...
#47 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - greenthegunstar (01/27/2014) [-]
It's not really porn...It's ecchi. They never fuck.
User avatar #48 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
i just want to point out this site ain't just comedy site. It's a community with some weird shit also not porn if its a manga. Yo.
#49 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#53 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
#59 - okaymayun (01/27/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #50 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Meh don't knock something till you tried it I actually liked the Manga. Just by seeing the fucking Leg man comment.
#28 - It may be dirty but I liked its humor also it taught me not to…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Touch it, its smooth 0
#31 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't know. I get horny from it.

Related, pretty much mapping out my sexuality on what I'd fuck. Almost anything that moves.
User avatar #33 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Dude fucking the Harpy was the one I thought of first but yea think about it. They all are sexy they all almost are in sexual position most of the times. They are part human so it is half alright so don't feel bad I have gotten horny from worst!
User avatar #34 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
Are we seriously comparing notes?

Rachnee's the only time I ever got aroused at a spider chick, I admit.
User avatar #35 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Fucking I was like WTF Dude the whole time in the chapter where Papi laid a fucking egg...I'm glad that fucking director got fucked up by Ranchee.
User avatar #55 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
Kinda makes me wonder what a harpy egg tastes like compared to a chicken egg.
User avatar #56 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
They ate it so I don't know man...
#36 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
That director got all creepy on them.
User avatar #37 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
True. Like wanting Miia's sheaded skin...
#47 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - greenthegunstar (01/27/2014) [-]
It's not really porn...It's ecchi. They never fuck.
User avatar #48 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
i just want to point out this site ain't just comedy site. It's a community with some weird shit also not porn if its a manga. Yo.
#49 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#53 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
#59 - okaymayun (01/27/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #50 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Meh don't knock something till you tried it I actually liked the Manga. Just by seeing the fucking Leg man comment.
#26 - Have you actually read the Manga for this? Just asking around  [+] (17 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Touch it, its smooth 0
User avatar #27 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
Yes, yes, I have.

I'm a dirty boy.
User avatar #28 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
It may be dirty but I liked its humor also it taught me not to be a asshole to others! Waits somewhat patiently but actually wanting to stab someone for the next chapter
#31 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't know. I get horny from it.

Related, pretty much mapping out my sexuality on what I'd fuck. Almost anything that moves.
User avatar #33 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Dude fucking the Harpy was the one I thought of first but yea think about it. They all are sexy they all almost are in sexual position most of the times. They are part human so it is half alright so don't feel bad I have gotten horny from worst!
User avatar #34 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
Are we seriously comparing notes?

Rachnee's the only time I ever got aroused at a spider chick, I admit.
User avatar #35 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Fucking I was like WTF Dude the whole time in the chapter where Papi laid a fucking egg...I'm glad that fucking director got fucked up by Ranchee.
User avatar #55 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
Kinda makes me wonder what a harpy egg tastes like compared to a chicken egg.
User avatar #56 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
They ate it so I don't know man...
#36 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
That director got all creepy on them.
User avatar #37 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
True. Like wanting Miia's sheaded skin...
#47 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - greenthegunstar (01/27/2014) [-]
It's not really porn...It's ecchi. They never fuck.
User avatar #48 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
i just want to point out this site ain't just comedy site. It's a community with some weird shit also not porn if its a manga. Yo.
#49 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#53 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
#59 - okaymayun (01/27/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #50 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Meh don't knock something till you tried it I actually liked the Manga. Just by seeing the fucking Leg man comment.
#20 - Obligatory.  [+] (19 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Touch it, its smooth +38
#25 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
You beat me to it.
User avatar #26 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Have you actually read the Manga for this? Just asking around
User avatar #27 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
Yes, yes, I have.

I'm a dirty boy.
User avatar #28 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
It may be dirty but I liked its humor also it taught me not to be a asshole to others! Waits somewhat patiently but actually wanting to stab someone for the next chapter
#31 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't know. I get horny from it.

Related, pretty much mapping out my sexuality on what I'd fuck. Almost anything that moves.
User avatar #33 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Dude fucking the Harpy was the one I thought of first but yea think about it. They all are sexy they all almost are in sexual position most of the times. They are part human so it is half alright so don't feel bad I have gotten horny from worst!
User avatar #34 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
Are we seriously comparing notes?

Rachnee's the only time I ever got aroused at a spider chick, I admit.
User avatar #35 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Fucking I was like WTF Dude the whole time in the chapter where Papi laid a fucking egg...I'm glad that fucking director got fucked up by Ranchee.
User avatar #55 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
Kinda makes me wonder what a harpy egg tastes like compared to a chicken egg.
User avatar #56 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
They ate it so I don't know man...
#36 - jonathankitty (01/27/2014) [-]
That director got all creepy on them.
User avatar #37 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
True. Like wanting Miia's sheaded skin...
#47 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - greenthegunstar (01/27/2014) [-]
It's not really porn...It's ecchi. They never fuck.
User avatar #48 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
i just want to point out this site ain't just comedy site. It's a community with some weird shit also not porn if its a manga. Yo.
#49 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#53 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
#59 - okaymayun (01/27/2014) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #50 - forceman (01/27/2014) [-]
Meh don't knock something till you tried it I actually liked the Manga. Just by seeing the fucking Leg man comment.
#88 - It wasn't a joke it was just a little thing I noticed. 01/24/2014 on The love of my young years... 0
#85 - Look at the character designs they all have their mouth open u…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on The love of my young years... 0
#86 - pulluspardus (01/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #88 - forceman (01/24/2014) [-]
It wasn't a joke it was just a little thing I noticed.
#54 - Am I the only one who notices she learned to shut her mouth ov…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on The love of my young years... 0
User avatar #84 - pulluspardus (01/24/2014) [-]
actually she's more chatty in the newer games what the heck are you talking about? the old games barely had other characters.
User avatar #85 - forceman (01/24/2014) [-]
Look at the character designs they all have their mouth open until the end.
#86 - pulluspardus (01/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #88 - forceman (01/24/2014) [-]
It wasn't a joke it was just a little thing I noticed.
#112 - Just to save trouble source is Really good Manga Lots of...uh… 01/24/2014 on Tits or Asses +7
#20 - If anyone does like Books with Female roles try the Maximum Ri… 01/18/2014 on Pun 0
#51 - True. But in reality every time I had the ball I was really ru… 01/17/2014 on description 0
#49 - I played Flag Football and Baseball as a kid not anymore…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on description 0
User avatar #50 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
i guess it varies. flag football isn't really contact though. I'd still make my kid wear one
User avatar #51 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
True. But in reality every time I had the ball I was really running for my nuts because every time if someone was rushing for me I would be scared they would miss and hit my nuts.
#46 - Lots of younger kids don't when playing sports like Pewee stuff  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2014 on description 0
User avatar #47 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
I played baseball as a kid, as far back as I can remember I wore one. It's a good idea at the very least
User avatar #49 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
I played Flag Football and Baseball as a kid not anymore ever since I was bitten by a dog the most I wore was a mouth guard.
User avatar #50 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
i guess it varies. flag football isn't really contact though. I'd still make my kid wear one
User avatar #51 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
True. But in reality every time I had the ball I was really running for my nuts because every time if someone was rushing for me I would be scared they would miss and hit my nuts.
#34 - Me always finding friends one way or another on any server get… 01/17/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. 0
#32 - I never cared for the server myself it lagged and was sorta re…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. +1
User avatar #33 - mattdoggy (01/17/2014) [-]
i just miss the people
User avatar #34 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Me always finding friends one way or another on any server get your pain bro...
#31 - I was talking in general before puberty like you said not just…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/17/2014 on description 0
User avatar #45 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
wear a cup
why the fuck would a man play a contact sport without one
#172 - incoming (01/17/2014) [-]
Usually we didn't wear one in wrestling, but you also don't usually need one unless your opponent is wrestling dirty. One of my school's assistant coaches encouraged it, I still remember hearing "Ring the bells!". In general though, wrestling doesn't require you to do any moves that would put that region in jeopardy except for a few moves like a cradle or spladle.
User avatar #46 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Lots of younger kids don't when playing sports like Pewee stuff
User avatar #47 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
I played baseball as a kid, as far back as I can remember I wore one. It's a good idea at the very least
User avatar #49 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
I played Flag Football and Baseball as a kid not anymore ever since I was bitten by a dog the most I wore was a mouth guard.
User avatar #50 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
i guess it varies. flag football isn't really contact though. I'd still make my kid wear one
User avatar #51 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
True. But in reality every time I had the ball I was really running for my nuts because every time if someone was rushing for me I would be scared they would miss and hit my nuts.
#29 - Mostly because at any age of a man getting kicked in the nuts hurt.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/17/2014 on description 0
User avatar #30 - TwiztidNinja (01/17/2014) [-]
What does getting kicked in the nuts have to do with sports?
I mean ball handling is what most of them are about but a different kind of ball handling.
#31 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
I was talking in general before puberty like you said not just sports because in reality they are close to the same before puberty but a male has balls that fucking hurt when getting kicked but also a girl is more vulnerable at a young age. But still in sports a girl could say after they kick the boy I didn't he had those Lying bitch she knew she played house before
User avatar #45 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
wear a cup
why the fuck would a man play a contact sport without one
#172 - incoming (01/17/2014) [-]
Usually we didn't wear one in wrestling, but you also don't usually need one unless your opponent is wrestling dirty. One of my school's assistant coaches encouraged it, I still remember hearing "Ring the bells!". In general though, wrestling doesn't require you to do any moves that would put that region in jeopardy except for a few moves like a cradle or spladle.
User avatar #46 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
Lots of younger kids don't when playing sports like Pewee stuff
User avatar #47 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
I played baseball as a kid, as far back as I can remember I wore one. It's a good idea at the very least
User avatar #49 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
I played Flag Football and Baseball as a kid not anymore ever since I was bitten by a dog the most I wore was a mouth guard.
User avatar #50 - pokemonstheshiz (01/17/2014) [-]
i guess it varies. flag football isn't really contact though. I'd still make my kid wear one
User avatar #51 - forceman (01/17/2014) [-]
True. But in reality every time I had the ball I was really running for my nuts because every time if someone was rushing for me I would be scared they would miss and hit my nuts.
#19 - Kiss? Metal Detector? Motivational Poster? I wanna be a … 01/16/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. 0
#17 - Be who you want to be man.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. +1
#18 - derrickrose (01/16/2014) [-]
i know what i wanna be
#19 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
Kiss? Metal Detector? Motivational Poster? I wanna be a A Titan Killer
#14 - You sure as hell can man talking bout picking sides I p… 01/16/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. +3
#12 - I choose being conflicted.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. +1
User avatar #13 - looneyfortheluna (01/16/2014) [-]
i can live with that
#14 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
You sure as hell can man talking bout picking sides I pick fucking Pocket sand.
#10 - MFW When your comment Its like you wouldn't for some site…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. +1
User avatar #16 - derrickrose (01/16/2014) [-]
that was me again btw;)
#17 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
Be who you want to be man.
#18 - derrickrose (01/16/2014) [-]
i know what i wanna be
#19 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
Kiss? Metal Detector? Motivational Poster? I wanna be a A Titan Killer
#15 - mr skeltal (01/16/2014) [-]
Maybe for a game but that has a whole plot with developing characters and an enthralling storyline. A website is just a website I'm here to laugh and the second this place stops being funny pretty damn close I'm outta here
#7 - I believe ya man and all most people post something only to ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. 0
User avatar #11 - looneyfortheluna (01/16/2014) [-]
>phanact
>all due respect
choose one
#12 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
I choose being conflicted.
User avatar #13 - looneyfortheluna (01/16/2014) [-]
i can live with that
#14 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
You sure as hell can man talking bout picking sides I pick fucking Pocket sand.
#3 - Sir tell me this were you here when FJ was green, when the pos…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Stop hating on Admin! Desc. -3
#9 - derrickrose (01/16/2014) [-]
YFW beta pride
User avatar #5 - looneyfortheluna (01/16/2014) [-]
I was a casual lurker then, didnt make an account til recently. I did call you out, but that doesn't mean I don't understand your point. I like this website and like my previous comment implies, the only issue I have with your post is that it seems a bit obvious that you're kissing up. I mean, sure, the mods and admin might not enjoy being taunted; they are human, after all well, most of them . But, in the end, I just appreciate what they do except fucking phanact and just wanted to point out that in condemning the haters, who, by having the right to do what they do make FJ the open place it can be, you made yourself seem like a sheepish kiss-ass.
#8 - derrickrose (01/16/2014) [-]
MFW all the people here are trying to be deep and emotional about a fucking website
#10 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
MFW When your comment Its like you wouldn't for some sites or game or some shit
User avatar #16 - derrickrose (01/16/2014) [-]
that was me again btw;)
#17 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
Be who you want to be man.
#18 - derrickrose (01/16/2014) [-]
i know what i wanna be
#19 - forceman (01/16/2014) [-]
Kiss? Metal Detector? Motivational Poster? I wanna be a A Titan Killer
#15 - mr skeltal (01/16/2014) [-]
Maybe for a game but that has a whole plot with developing characters and an enthralling storyline. A website is just a website I'm here to laugh and the second this place stops being funny pretty damn close I'm outta here
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User avatar #7 - hottamaleez (08/18/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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