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forceman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: theforceman1
Consoles Owned: PS4, Xbox 360, Wii U, 3DS
Video Games Played: AC, Minecraft, AOTTG, CS:GO
X-box Gamertag: forceman30001
PSN: ForcemanCB
Interests: Butts, Food, More Butts
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:4/27/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4375
Comment Ranking:#15195
Highest Content Rank:#1106
Highest Comment Rank:#3779
Content Thumbs: 8314 total,  9462 ,  1148
Comment Thumbs: 1735 total,  2060 ,  325
Content Level Progress: 65% (65/100)
Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:350452
Times Content Favorited:626 times
Total Comments Made:771
FJ Points:9152
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (4)
I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.

latest user's comments

#4 - meme? 02/03/2015 on Based Snoop +1
#20 - Nah. GA should have won. 02/03/2015 on Cosplayers at Halloween... 0
#9 - Well here is the statement made by the RT staff. And if you go… 02/02/2015 on RIP Monty Oum 0
#6 - Thanks for posting that. I saw it as well but I closed it and … 02/02/2015 on RIP Monty Oum 0
#910 - Well then, "Hey we're both single for Valentine's Day, wa… 02/02/2015 on You don't have to be alone... 0
#893 - Admin, I am gonna ask my crush out using these words. "He…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on You don't have to be alone... 0
#904 - fefe (02/02/2015) [-]
It would probably work on me.
User avatar #910 - forceman (02/02/2015) [-]
Well then, "Hey we're both single for Valentine's Day, wanna go to Admin's party instead of being lonely?"
#332273 - To escape the ******** I call home. Just for a while 02/02/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#331917 - Dicks. That is what I want. -Phantact 2015 02/02/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#323246 - Yea boyyyy its here 01/31/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#122 - Comment deleted 01/31/2015 on Party in 60 min, rename... +1
#115 - Comment deleted 01/31/2015 on Party in 60 min, rename... -1
#90 - Comment deleted 01/31/2015 on Party in 60 min, rename... 0
#30 - Okay. Final offer. 10 dollars, free water and crackers, camera… 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
#28 - How about $3, free water, and you can use the security cameras…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
User avatar #29 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #30 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Okay. Final offer. 10 dollars, free water and crackers, camera privilege, AND, Wait for it, you can close up at night!
#26 - So you are saying you can, Be security. Be technical h…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
User avatar #27 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
for $15 an hour
User avatar #28 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
How about $3, free water, and you can use the security cameras to zoom in on girls boobs Or dudes dicks, what ever you like.
User avatar #29 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #30 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Okay. Final offer. 10 dollars, free water and crackers, camera privilege, AND, Wait for it, you can close up at night!
#24 - Ahhh. But not if you get one of the models that is mute. 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
#23 - Well I am gonna need a mindless worker to do all of the work. …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
User avatar #25 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
Well i can wrestle pretty good
and i was good at dota 2 but i have not played it in over a year
and i can write fiction pretty well
also i can do math pretty well
User avatar #26 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
So you are saying you can,
Be security.
Be technical help.
Be HR.
And be the cashier.
User avatar #27 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
for $15 an hour
User avatar #28 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
How about $3, free water, and you can use the security cameras to zoom in on girls boobs Or dudes dicks, what ever you like.
User avatar #29 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #30 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Okay. Final offer. 10 dollars, free water and crackers, camera privilege, AND, Wait for it, you can close up at night!
#20 - So why don't I just open a water store.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
User avatar #22 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
with 14600 you could get a down payment for one
User avatar #23 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Well I am gonna need a mindless worker to do all of the work. What are you expertise? Besides liking Gardevoir.
User avatar #25 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
Well i can wrestle pretty good
and i was good at dota 2 but i have not played it in over a year
and i can write fiction pretty well
also i can do math pretty well
User avatar #26 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
So you are saying you can,
Be security.
Be technical help.
Be HR.
And be the cashier.
User avatar #27 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
for $15 an hour
User avatar #28 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
How about $3, free water, and you can use the security cameras to zoom in on girls boobs Or dudes dicks, what ever you like.
User avatar #29 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #30 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Okay. Final offer. 10 dollars, free water and crackers, camera privilege, AND, Wait for it, you can close up at night!
#19 - Can't I just get a actual women for that price.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
User avatar #21 - xxdarkdanxx (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah but they tend to demand things like equal pay and to be set free
User avatar #24 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Ahhh. But not if you get one of the models that is mute.
#17 - You have some interesting ways for diddling the wingle wangle.…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
User avatar #18 - xxdarkdanxx (01/27/2015) [-]
now you're getting it, but despair not, for the Widdle-Diddle Full Bodyshot Vibrating Body Pillow Equipped With Fleshlight and Other Miscellaneous Accessories (WDFBVBPEWFOM for short) will be yours in no time.
User avatar #19 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Can't I just get a actual women for that price.
User avatar #21 - xxdarkdanxx (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah but they tend to demand things like equal pay and to be set free
User avatar #24 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Ahhh. But not if you get one of the models that is mute.
#16 - Well then. If I do that I might as well try to woo a real girl. 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
#13 - So by start small. Do you mean Vampire Dick Sucker with Real F…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
User avatar #15 - xxdarkdanxx (01/27/2015) [-]
Even smaller, but the best part about this plan is that you can invite friends and family to help out. Cut the profits evenly and everybody goes home happy.
AND TO FURTHER INCREASE your revenue, sell the leftover protein to a sperm bank
User avatar #17 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
You have some interesting ways for diddling the wingle wangle. So by smaller shall I just draw a face on my hand.
User avatar #18 - xxdarkdanxx (01/27/2015) [-]
now you're getting it, but despair not, for the Widdle-Diddle Full Bodyshot Vibrating Body Pillow Equipped With Fleshlight and Other Miscellaneous Accessories (WDFBVBPEWFOM for short) will be yours in no time.
User avatar #19 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Can't I just get a actual women for that price.
User avatar #21 - xxdarkdanxx (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah but they tend to demand things like equal pay and to be set free
User avatar #24 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Ahhh. But not if you get one of the models that is mute.
#12 - Well I could always do that. They will call me the cum stain broker. 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
#10 - I will, I will jerk myself off so much I will go blind. 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
#8 - But then I will have 14600, This isn't helping get rid of the …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No one man should have all... 0
User avatar #9 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
then buy 146000 bottles of water and open a convince store
User avatar #20 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
So why don't I just open a water store.
User avatar #22 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
with 14600 you could get a down payment for one
User avatar #23 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Well I am gonna need a mindless worker to do all of the work. What are you expertise? Besides liking Gardevoir.
User avatar #25 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
Well i can wrestle pretty good
and i was good at dota 2 but i have not played it in over a year
and i can write fiction pretty well
also i can do math pretty well
User avatar #26 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
So you are saying you can,
Be security.
Be technical help.
Be HR.
And be the cashier.
User avatar #27 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
for $15 an hour
User avatar #28 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
How about $3, free water, and you can use the security cameras to zoom in on girls boobs Or dudes dicks, what ever you like.
User avatar #29 - Sperit (01/27/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #30 - forceman (01/27/2015) [-]
Okay. Final offer. 10 dollars, free water and crackers, camera privilege, AND, Wait for it, you can close up at night!

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User avatar #9 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
#8 - leafonthewind (12/17/2014) [-]
for you
in these trying times
George is at peace now
User avatar #7 - hottamaleez (08/18/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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