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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: theforceman1
Consoles Owned: PS4, Xbox 360, Wii U, 3DS
Video Games Played: AC, Minecraft, AOTTG, CS:GO
X-box Gamertag: forceman30001
PSN: ForcemanCB
Interests: Butts, Food, More Butts
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:5/30/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3945
Comment Ranking:#7918
Highest Content Rank:#1106
Highest Comment Rank:#3779
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Comment Thumbs: 1898 total,  2242 ,  344
Content Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Content Views:353410
Times Content Favorited:626 times
Total Comments Made:823
FJ Points:9285
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (4)
I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.

latest user's comments

#1189 - Patiently waits for Splatoon. 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
#562 - What the **** did you just slip in my drink? FIND…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Prove you're not a bot or... +2
#565 - Magnamancer (05/28/2015) [-]
#17 - My school doesn't allow people to sell food but **** ev… 05/27/2015 on The little things.. 0
#11 - **** . Then the son didn't fake his death he made a time… 05/27/2015 on the circle of anger 0
#9 - It's a paradox. The son actually faked his death and made a ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on the circle of anger -2
User avatar #10 - shenro (05/27/2015) [-]
that was the boss who died at the end m8
User avatar #11 - forceman (05/27/2015) [-]
Shit. Then the son didn't fake his death he made a time machine after being fucked up to the cat so he could yell at his dad. And after the cat murders him the job is still done so the cycle repeats again.
#10 - It sucks that I figured out that I could make 15 bucks a day a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on The little things.. 0
#16 - shadowbndg (05/27/2015) [-]
I did that. Not just cookies though. Those mini bags of chips, candy bars, pie. Even the Health teacher bought stuff from me. It all ended the day I ran out of pie and sold my friends handfulls of whip-cream (for the pie) instead.

I don't know what I was expecting, but when I got back from getting my lunch the area was COVERED from the fight that ensued. New rule in school after that says no student or teacher can sell edibles on campus.
User avatar #17 - forceman (05/27/2015) [-]
My school doesn't allow people to sell food but shit everyone fucking sells buys and the teachers have a racket. You wanna sell something in the class you give a buck to the teach. You don't they bring in security and they take all your food.
#16 - Carl 05/27/2015 on Poor bastard +2
#149 - Waiting for 'ah **** I can't believe you done this' edition 05/26/2015 on How To Do The Leg Jump +2
#419 - The key out of FJ. There is no key. 05/25/2015 on What's in the chest? 0
#41 - Hey Admin when are we gonna have a movies board? Just wondering. 05/25/2015 on It's like free lube +1
#27 - Whole bunch of people were talking about it so I preordered it… 05/25/2015 on You're a meme now. 0
#80 - If I wanted a better Stomping Land I would wait for it never t… 05/25/2015 on Ark: Survival Evolved 0
#31 - Legend says he swiped left on them all... 05/24/2015 on Proposal +21
#8 - In the test footage they had he talked to the audience immedia… 05/23/2015 on Breaking the fourth wall +3
#11 - Looks like he went to the Promethean school of running away fr… 05/22/2015 on Moo-ve away 0
#10 - Because most masked people's masks are skin tight spandex to a…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Spidey and Deadpool -3
User avatar #15 - darknesincontrol (05/21/2015) [-]
that doesnt explain how he can change his masks eye size
#77 - zenexazure (05/21/2015) [-]
Because comics
#18 - kingderps (05/21/2015) [-]
Well obviously it is micro-animatronic exo-endomoprhic assists built into the inside of his mask.
#19 - someduck (05/21/2015) [-]
#10 - Btw guys when he says "Let's give the fish some food"…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Old but gold +6
#16 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
His mother knitted all of his sweaters.
When i was in the marines someone told me he was a sniper but i never proved that. I always imagined "your not my neighbor!" Bang!
#42 - Would you like a handy from me. Your are gonna get one because… 05/20/2015 on Tank! on floppy drives. +2
#37 - I still would like to watch Cowboy Bebop but never can find a …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Tank! on floppy drives. 0
User avatar #41 - avoidinghomework (05/20/2015) [-]
Kissanime.com is also perfect
User avatar #42 - forceman (05/20/2015) [-]
Would you like a handy from me. Your are gonna get one because I show my appreciation for a good days work.
#1290 - I saw a Star Wars gif. I giggled and wanted to thumb up. That … 05/19/2015 on Origin of your username? +1
#12 - Sometimes I feel a bit bad for Gob. Then I realize how big of …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Gob Stories Reboot: The Party +13
User avatar #105 - sixfivefourtwoone (05/18/2015) [-]
Everything that happens to Gob, she does to herself.
#52 - Ass so big call it Kanye's Ego. 05/16/2015 on Smash Comp 2 0
#54 - I'd like to talk you to about the Avengers Initiative. 05/11/2015 on Only a thousand tries +1
#1225254 - Thanks for the crit. I know absolutely nothing of what I am do…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#552 - Ay bby. gimme the code b0ss 05/09/2015 on Free Steam Card Giveaway 0


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User avatar #9 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
#8 - leafonthewind (12/17/2014) [-]
for you
in these trying times
George is at peace now
User avatar #7 - hottamaleez (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman ONLINE (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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