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#2 - If anyone wants the full tale of George I got it. BTW the RIP …  [+] (15 new replies) 12/16/2014 on This was a rollercoaster... +67
#35 - nuclearnacho has deleted their comment.
#3 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Tell me his tale.
User avatar #5 - forceman (12/16/2014) [-]
I was in P.E someone tells me there is a bee on me. I turn and look at his little eyes. We make a connection. I carry on people freak out seeing the bee I tell them to chill because if he freaks out he'll sting me. I'm allergic to bees Time for the next period. George is still on my shoulder. Boom fire alarm. Smoke fills hallway people start pushing and being idiots. I realize. George he can't handle this. Smoke fucks with bees, makes them super chill and loopy He starts to crawl on my face. I freak out because I am scared he is gonna sting out of being high or whatever. I slap him off. He falls to the floor, I rush to pick him up. He gets trampled in the crowd. That day I lost two things. My best buddy...And my heart....
#30 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
My condolences... go to bed tonight knowing that you did everything you could to save him you glorious faggot.
User avatar #10 - frenzyhero (12/16/2014) [-]
what kind of fire drill has smoke
User avatar #21 - forceman (12/17/2014) [-]
Fire drill means actual fire. If they don't tell you before hand, it usually starts in class. And then you line up and leave. This one was an actual fire.
User avatar #43 - penileburglar (12/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, uhm... I don't think that's a cultural thing. I could be wrong, but I'm PRETTY sure you're just using the word wrong. The very definition of a 'drill' is that it's practice for a real event. Have you never heard the phrase 'THIS IS NOT A DRILL'?
#28 - thisisaphallus (12/17/2014) [-]
Here in America, a drill is a practice run meant to teach people conduct to exercise during the actual event.
User avatar #41 - aniggeronaboat (12/17/2014) [-]
Yup, forceman, where are you from? I'm only heard of a drill being a practice exercise, in every sense of the word. What do you guys call real fires in your country?
User avatar #47 - Schwarzenegger (12/17/2014) [-]
fires
#49 - aniggeronaboat (12/17/2014) [-]
Dude, no way. That's crazy.

That's out of control nigguh.

seriously though, if real fires are called fire drills, maybe I should be asking what you call fire practice procedures or whatever the fuck.
#9 - huszti (12/16/2014) [-]
for a guy being allergic to bees, you're chiller about bees than anyone i know without an allergy
User avatar #22 - forceman (12/17/2014) [-]
I've had bees land on my face. I've had them fly around and dive bomb me. Only one time I got stung because I stepped on it at a pool party. I swelled up like a balloon.
User avatar #7 - malific (12/16/2014) [-]
Smoke and bees. (I'm an exterminator.)

The smoke doesn't actually do anything to them directly. It triggers an instinctive response when smoke is in the nest. In layman terms it's a fire drill operation. When smoke enters a hive, all the bees prepare for evacuating and rebuilding in a new location. They do this by gorging themselves on honey. This is what causes them to be 'loopy'. The gorged bees are very docile, you can touch and handle them directly with little to no risk of being stung.

They do not become aggressive since their only defense against fire is to flee.

This is why beekeeper's smoke hives when they need to access one directly.

tl;dr: The smoke wouldn't have really done anything, but if someone had bumped into him he would have stung you.
#6 - wolfwithglasses (12/16/2014) [-]
you make me sad
#8 - I believe there is a manga where a guy can't fap or something … 12/15/2014 on The struggle is on the way 0
#15 - Is that Micoo? 12/15/2014 on Operatin' +6
#141 - Kasey Anthony 2: Electric Boogaloo. 12/14/2014 on 10/10 Female Parenting 0
#10 - Gesundheit 12/12/2014 on Fred +3
#8 - Leader of a goofie group, driver, mlg skills. I see the resemblance.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Fred +3
User avatar #9 - charizarddad (12/12/2014) [-]
inattentive
User avatar #10 - forceman (12/12/2014) [-]
Gesundheit
#16 - Step 1: Terraform random planet using leaf. Step 2: Have …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Next stop: Terraforming. +11
#46 - walruslord (12/12/2014) [-]
skip steps 1, 3 and 4.
much better plan.
#44 - lipshinuken (12/12/2014) [-]
#47 - randaxkull (12/12/2014) [-]
Total Recall. Fuck yeah.
#48 - lipshinuken (12/12/2014) [-]
Fuck the new version
#61 - randaxkull (12/12/2014) [-]
True. True.
#20 - anonymous Comment deleted by forceman
User avatar #35 - clavatninenine (12/12/2014) [-]
shut the fuck up.
#83 - Found the SJW.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... 0
#90 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
You kidding me? I hate her like the plague, I would not care if she got space AIDS and had her flesh melt for two weeks before she died. However, I refuse to stoop to her level and take cheap shots at her for my amusement. It's much more satisfying to treat her with respect while slowly destroying everything she's worked for.
#3 - Comment deleted 12/10/2014 on Anon is suicidal 0
#9 - I thought about something. Here is a scenario. You pay two dif… 12/10/2014 on Based Mom's last words +1
#29 - then it should not be able to speak for women. It should be ab…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... 0
#34 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Jesus christ, dude, stop stooping to their level. Call her 'she' and stop being a cunt. All you're doing now is affirming what they say about gamers.
User avatar #83 - forceman (12/10/2014) [-]
Found the SJW.
#90 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
You kidding me? I hate her like the plague, I would not care if she got space AIDS and had her flesh melt for two weeks before she died. However, I refuse to stoop to her level and take cheap shots at her for my amusement. It's much more satisfying to treat her with respect while slowly destroying everything she's worked for.
#9 - Related to last one. 12/10/2014 on you have a bad day?? 0
#27 - She looks like a man. Wtf. Is she a he. And if so why the …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Literally, WHO is going on... 0
User avatar #28 - wcpapier (12/10/2014) [-]
it is a transsexual i believe
User avatar #29 - forceman (12/10/2014) [-]
then it should not be able to speak for women. It should be able to speak for what it is. I honestly thought it was a girl in all the times I saw the post with it's twitter. Now seeing it up close I was clearly mistaken.
#34 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Jesus christ, dude, stop stooping to their level. Call her 'she' and stop being a cunt. All you're doing now is affirming what they say about gamers.
User avatar #83 - forceman (12/10/2014) [-]
Found the SJW.
#90 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
You kidding me? I hate her like the plague, I would not care if she got space AIDS and had her flesh melt for two weeks before she died. However, I refuse to stoop to her level and take cheap shots at her for my amusement. It's much more satisfying to treat her with respect while slowly destroying everything she's worked for.
#44 - Comment deleted 12/10/2014 on Someone is paying for this! +3
#11 - Btw Colbert is Based  [+] (9 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Influential? Really??? +3
#52 - grandthefthollow (12/09/2014) [-]
wtf is Colbert doing why did he do that
Didn't he shit on people like Hilary Clinton?
User avatar #63 - infernalinsolence (12/09/2014) [-]
If you consider what he's saying carefully, he's shitting on Anita.
He just does it cleverly enough that she doesn't realise.
#69 - grandthefthollow (12/10/2014) [-]
I see that, but the fact that she's not even bothered with it makes me unsatisfied.
I wanted Colbert to do more than subtly dissing her.
#47 - letting (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh my god, she made me want to jab sharp objects into my ears so I never have to fucking listen to her bullshit again.

She keeps on saying "GamerGate is about attacks on women" NO IT'S NOT. IT NEVER WAS.

User avatar #21 - infernalinsolence (12/09/2014) [-]
I remember watching that segment a couple of days after it aired in the States (Britfag here) and I was blown away at how sexist Anita was.
Called her out on Twitter, got told to have a sex change because I was "obviously a raging misogynist inside" and "a disgrace to women".
#60 - thesoulseeker (12/09/2014) [-]
That isn't surprising. We're talking about the same group of people that rails at what they call "racism" and at the same time have no problem saying shit like "You can't be racist towards white people."

Or when #notyourshield was made in part to tell these fuckers that they aren't speaking for everyone that isn't a cis white male they started flinging shit at people.

They are fucking insane and that's it.
#30 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Sorry. Forget men and women, I am ashamed for humanity.
#28 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Feminazi's are terribly sexist. They are the only group i see in this day and age that keeps telling women they are weak, vulnerable and irresponsible. So much so that they need special care from society, aswell as a large interest group.
#24 - viralkamina (12/09/2014) [-]
lol i wonder if they all got shot in the head at one point and figured they could just go on without a brain...
#9 - I think he meant the last pic. #2 it's all about perspective. … 12/09/2014 on Oh costumes 0
#7 - this user isn't new at all that's the weird part to me.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Not this guy again +9
User avatar #20 - zaxzwim (12/09/2014) [-]
i had assumed he made it specificly for this but after reading your comment it has raised more questions on why he made it half a year ago
#23 - philtippett (12/09/2014) [-]
After years of people trying to blame me for the events of Jurassic Park I finally decided to fight back and set the record straight.

Jurassic World was supposed to be my redeeming moment but then they had to mess with it all over again in a new way.

Now I'm going to spend the next 20 years setting the record straight again.

God damn scientists have ruined my life. I used to be a respected man.
User avatar #25 - zaxzwim (12/09/2014) [-]
don't worry, i still respect you
#17 - I guess if Micheal Jackson bought Marvel. Spider-Man would be … 12/08/2014 on ANOTHER fact comp +11
#34 - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 12/08/2014 on Deadpool is best pool +1
#28 - Picture 12/07/2014 on Beware of mirrors when... 0
#18 - Picture 12/07/2014 on fap god +1
#7 - Wow Mad Max 4 looks great!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Fallout 4 Leaked Screenshot +2
#10 - getrektsone (12/07/2014) [-]
mother fucker stole my line
#20 - That is sad but it is also amazing how good the detail is. Thanks CE!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Deadpool is best pool +1
User avatar #21 - comicexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
Cheers! just glad to help!
#18 - comicexplain plz. Where is this from?  [+] (9 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Deadpool is best pool +1
User avatar #19 - comicexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
It's fanmade, actually! Very well done, at that!
User avatar #26 - Vpirate (12/07/2014) [-]
It not fanmade, it's the cover of Avenging Spiderman #12
User avatar #27 - Vpirate (12/07/2014) [-]
I HAVE SURPASSED COMICEXPLAIN

ALL IS LOST
#28 - comicexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
Aye, he's right! This was a mistake on my part; someone claimed to have drawn it themselves, saying that they weer the original creators, when I referenced it a year or so ago on deviantart. Without the labels, it looked to be a fantastic fan-based drawing!

The fault's mine. Cheers, Vpirate!
User avatar #30 - Vpirate (12/07/2014) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #29 - comicexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
Forceman!
User avatar #34 - forceman (12/08/2014) [-]
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
User avatar #20 - forceman (12/07/2014) [-]
That is sad but it is also amazing how good the detail is. Thanks CE!
User avatar #21 - comicexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
Cheers! just glad to help!
#506 - Tomb Raider. She likes to stick things up my butt 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
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#8 - leafonthewind (12/17/2014) [-]
for you
in these trying times
George is at peace now
User avatar #7 - hottamaleez (08/18/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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