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Age: 23
Steam Profile: theforceman1
Consoles Owned: PS4, Xbox 360, Wii U, 3DS
Video Games Played: AC, Minecraft, AOTTG, CS:GO
X-box Gamertag: forceman30001
PSN: ForcemanCB
Interests: Butts, Food, More Butts
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:1/31/2015
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I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.

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#28 - You can find your soul mate sometimes but you won't know until…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on GAYYYYY 0
User avatar #29 - nuclearkitteh (08/10/2014) [-]
Well you'd think that you would suddenly change feelings for that person. Judging by the context and speech. Also, not only are they wearing shirts there, but are you telling me that that's the first time they've been wearing clothing thin enough to see the shine?
User avatar #31 - forceman (08/10/2014) [-]
Take it from a bullied child. You a lot of times wear thick clothing to hid bruises. Douche jock was probably wearing a wife beater under his clothes. Hinting that he wears it often, most people do. Plus a shirt and letterman jacket. I would think that is thick enough to hide a glowing coming from the chest.
#2 - Friendzoned again... tips 08/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2 - Gonna make a ****** up joke He probably …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on poor guy +42
#34 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
making terrible jokes about a little girl because she didn't want to kiss a boy. Are you really so butthurt and ready to defend your gender that you don't care the age of the girl or woman ? Gotta save all your "brothern lost in the friendzone?"
#37 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Or maybe she was being kinda bitchy? Don't you think she was over reacting just a TAD and showed a total lack of consideration for HIS feelings?
User avatar #38 - forceman (08/10/2014) [-]
The trolls are strong today.
#12 - That's a tattoo 08/08/2014 on When (if) tumblr gets a date +15
#34 - Every comic I have tried reading on there sends me to *…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Clickoncomics.com +3
User avatar #51 - mountaindewkie (08/03/2014) [-]
doesnt do that for me
#32 - Sorry about that man. I replied to the wrong comment. Different site. 08/03/2014 on Clickoncomics.com +1
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Clickoncomics.com 0
User avatar #31 - Heavy (08/03/2014) [-]
Not had that issue, my bad kidda
User avatar #32 - forceman (08/03/2014) [-]
Sorry about that man. I replied to the wrong comment. Different site.
#207 - 200k is in a savings account in my name. 100k has been in my b… 08/02/2014 on murica 0
#21 - It took me a second or two to get why you had more thumbs. I …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on It's a bird! It's a plane!... +6
User avatar #31 - vonderin (08/02/2014) [-]
Please help i am not a smart man is that reference to his insanity quote?
#40 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
He pointed to the words.
User avatar #43 - vonderin (08/02/2014) [-]
It seems so obvious now, thankyou.
#6 - No he didn't someone from Bieber's child entourage stepped in … 08/02/2014 on MRW I found out Legolas hit... 0
#207 - Leave it to sourcer to be an awesome ****** . Thanks man. 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +10
#180 - "Cow Tipping" ****** kek 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +2
#179 - I got attacked in middle school by a group of ******* …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on murica +3
#199 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
Did you get the money, or did your parents take it?
User avatar #207 - forceman (08/02/2014) [-]
200k is in a savings account in my name. 100k has been in my bank account for me to use freely. 200k went to my parents to pay for bills and family stuff
#153 - I want source for this. Also I like how he handled it. Instead…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +5
#201 - sourcer (08/02/2014) [-]
Teacher Stops Fat Bully Like A Boss!!

jezebel.com/5789120/principal-tackles-bully-to-break-up-girls-nasty-brawl


"The assistant principal saw a student being attacked by another student at the high school and rushed in to stop it," spokeswoman Kelly DeFeciani said in an email response to the Times Union. "He reacted swiftly to stop the fight and prevent the girl being attacked from being seriously injured. The matter has been reviewed, and he acted appropriately.

"The district's first priority is to protect the health and safety of students and staff."

DeFeciani said the student striking the other girl was disciplined under the district's code of conduct.
#207 - forceman (08/02/2014) [-]
Leave it to sourcer to be an awesome fucker. Thanks man.
User avatar #179 - commontroll (08/02/2014) [-]
Unfortunately I bet he got fired. But still, I love how just a shove keeps her on the ground. Guess cow tipping really is effective.
User avatar #185 - mynameisnotmike (08/02/2014) [-]
he didnt get fired. this was at my school in new york
User avatar #180 - forceman (08/02/2014) [-]
"Cow Tipping" Fuckin kek
#48 - Ahh funny thing is my two sisters are taking her either to Veg… 07/31/2014 on My life is shit 0
#40 - Here is a quick story where my mom thought she was hot …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on My life is shit 0
User avatar #43 - tinglyturtletaint (07/31/2014) [-]
Probably best you keep your mom away from Vegas. She sounds like the type that would be up double what she put in and then go all in.
User avatar #48 - forceman (07/31/2014) [-]
Ahh funny thing is my two sisters are taking her either to Vegas or some Casinos for her birthday. She has been talking about for 2-3 weeks. My Grandmother and Grandfather are both people who go to Casinos about 2 times a month.
#952 - **forceman rolled user nerdyghost ** This fag 07/23/2014 on Ban who? -1
#34 - Dickbutt...Please. 07/21/2014 on Money +1
#22 - Dude ****** up that sand sculpture. What a cunt! 07/20/2014 on Hop Skip Jump 0
#129 - Ah. Thanks! I thought it was something Mister J did to her. Li…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2014 on A Harely moment +2
User avatar #130 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
Ah, well. Everyone's allowed their own quirks - They're growing into themselves. No point strangling the roots!

Cheers! Glad to help.
User avatar #178 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
While we've got you here, that is Dinah with the baby, right?
User avatar #179 - comicexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
Yes. Ollie died fighting Superman, in this continuation.
User avatar #180 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
O.O Use the spoiler tag if you need to but.... WHY WERE THEY FIGHTING!?!?!?!
User avatar #182 - comicexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
Heh. This continuality is set in the Injustice universe, from the Video game! I already spoiled a fair amount below, but if you ever get the chance to read the comic book for it, do so! It's amazing.
User avatar #184 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
I've only gotten to see a bit. So is the Injustice universe a canon alternate reality?
User avatar #186 - comicexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
It's an alternative universe, set aside from the main continuality.
User avatar #187 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright, cool. Thanks! You've been a help as always!
User avatar #193 - comicexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
Glad to help! Cheers!
User avatar #206 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
negan, why are you thumbing everyone down? Seriously, do you have nothing better to do?
#208 - negan (07/24/2014) [-]
Nope. Don't feed the trolls.
User avatar #209 - dharkmoswen (07/24/2014) [-]
I am so confused right now
#124 - comicexplain I need you to answer what the **** i…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/17/2014 on A Harely moment +1
User avatar #125 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
A choker! It's a fashion trend, usually for emo girls in eight grade trying to be edgy, or edgy people in LA, ecetera!
User avatar #129 - forceman (07/17/2014) [-]
Ah. Thanks! I thought it was something Mister J did to her. Like choke marks or burns. I live in LA and seeing kids with chokers makes you want to spit in their black eye shadowed covered eyes.
User avatar #130 - comicexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
Ah, well. Everyone's allowed their own quirks - They're growing into themselves. No point strangling the roots!

Cheers! Glad to help.
User avatar #178 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
While we've got you here, that is Dinah with the baby, right?
User avatar #179 - comicexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
Yes. Ollie died fighting Superman, in this continuation.
User avatar #180 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
O.O Use the spoiler tag if you need to but.... WHY WERE THEY FIGHTING!?!?!?!
User avatar #182 - comicexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
Heh. This continuality is set in the Injustice universe, from the Video game! I already spoiled a fair amount below, but if you ever get the chance to read the comic book for it, do so! It's amazing.
User avatar #184 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
I've only gotten to see a bit. So is the Injustice universe a canon alternate reality?
User avatar #186 - comicexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
It's an alternative universe, set aside from the main continuality.
User avatar #187 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright, cool. Thanks! You've been a help as always!
User avatar #193 - comicexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
Glad to help! Cheers!
User avatar #206 - dharkmoswen (07/18/2014) [-]
negan, why are you thumbing everyone down? Seriously, do you have nothing better to do?
#208 - negan (07/24/2014) [-]
Nope. Don't feed the trolls.
User avatar #209 - dharkmoswen (07/24/2014) [-]
I am so confused right now
#19 - I bet he was behind it. 07/12/2014 on the goose is loose 0
#486 - **forceman rolls 8,382** 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
#8 - GOOSE IS LOSE ************* !  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on the goose is loose +12
User avatar #18 - Monsterofthedog (07/12/2014) [-]
says he was at that mcdonalds play place on september 11th. coincidence
#19 - forceman (07/12/2014) [-]
I bet he was behind it.
#9 - Just watch. You'll see it...I promise. 07/11/2014 on Mom Always Said +1
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User avatar #9 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
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#8 - leafonthewind (12/17/2014) [-]
for you
in these trying times
George is at peace now
User avatar #7 - hottamaleez (08/18/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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