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I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.
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|#24 - Oh yea. Because you know all the walkers and **** would… [+] (18 new replies)||11/14/2014 on So true||-14|
#104 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
How fucking fat are you that you get tired on a fucking bike?
#32 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
Yes, good thing running never gets tiring.
#60 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
Rafting downstream requires no calories. You just sit back and the water moves you.
Sailing requires no calories. The wind moves you.
Falling requires no calories (provided you are high up somewhere). If you jump off a building you travel very quickly with no calories.
#68 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
You obviously never did one of the three things you named.
Sailing is exhausting as fuck because you have to constantly check the sail and maneuver according to the circumstances.
Same goes for rafting except the part with the sail.
Falling is the worst of the three because of the adrenalin rush and the fact that you have to maintain your body tension.
#71 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
You're full of crap. I went rafting with my entire family. We parked, then got in a van (tour company provided) to drive us up to a dock. We even brought a cooler of beer with us.
The van let us out and we got in the water, then we sat on our asses, effortlessly while the current moved us all the way back to our car.
Three hours of travel - no energy required.
Also you don't'have to maintain tension when falling. You can fall however you want. You can even fall slowly via mechanical means (like a parachute) without using any energy.
#79 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
No. But not every bicycle route is more efficient than walking either. If you need to hike up a mountain it takes more energy to ride a bicycle than to walk.
I was only (correctly) asserting that bicycles are the most efficient form of travel, in terms of calories expended.
There are other forms of travel that take less energy.
Rafting down the Mississippi river takes less energy than cycling it.
#37 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
besides not traveling
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#18 - shadowbow (11/08/2014) [-]
Sorry about that. I don't know much about it. I know that Tony has made a glove for it, it's not exactly pretty. But I don't know what issue it's in. I believe it was a one time thing for a very specific purpose, or because Tony just wanted to show off.
I'm trying not to be that guy who assumes something, but's completely wrong and gets his face kicked in for acting right. Fair enough?
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