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forceman

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: theforceman1
Consoles Owned: PS4, Xbox 360, Wii U, 3DS
Video Games Played: AC, Minecraft, AOTTG, CS:GO
X-box Gamertag: forceman30001
PSN: ForcemanCB
Interests: Butts, Food, More Butts
Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:4/18/2015
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I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead.

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#24 - Oh yea. Because you know all the walkers and **** would…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/14/2014 on So true -14
User avatar #137 - istdoaln (11/14/2014) [-]
"Walkers"
walkers < zombies

zmobzi ar bst nam fer it
cnsdr siucdi
#104 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
How fucking fat are you that you get tired on a fucking bike?
User avatar #96 - kimilsung (11/14/2014) [-]
You have never ridden a bike lol..
User avatar #86 - jouten (11/14/2014) [-]
>Calling Zombies "Walkers" when you're not the protagonist of a Zombie movie

Unless....
#32 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
Yes, good thing running never gets tiring.
User avatar #27 - fiveseventwo (11/14/2014) [-]
per calorie burned the bike is the most efficient form of travel.
#60 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
Not true.

Rafting downstream requires no calories. You just sit back and the water moves you.
Sailing requires no calories. The wind moves you.
Falling requires no calories (provided you are high up somewhere). If you jump off a building you travel very quickly with no calories.
#68 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
You obviously never did one of the three things you named.

Sailing is exhausting as fuck because you have to constantly check the sail and maneuver according to the circumstances.
Same goes for rafting except the part with the sail.
Falling is the worst of the three because of the adrenalin rush and the fact that you have to maintain your body tension.
#71 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
You're full of crap. I went rafting with my entire family. We parked, then got in a van (tour company provided) to drive us up to a dock. We even brought a cooler of beer with us.

The van let us out and we got in the water, then we sat on our asses, effortlessly while the current moved us all the way back to our car.

Three hours of travel - no energy required.

Also you don't'have to maintain tension when falling. You can fall however you want. You can even fall slowly via mechanical means (like a parachute) without using any energy.
#72 - swaffel (11/14/2014) [-]
except you don't decide where you go, not an effective way of travel now is it?
#73 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
Effective is not the same as efficient.

#74 - swaffel (11/14/2014) [-]
I know, but in an apacolypse they both matter.
#75 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
I'd argue it matters less in an apocalypse...

If I need to get to work, I need to get to a specific place. If I need to get away from zombies, I can go any direction.
#76 - swaffel (11/14/2014) [-]
In an apocalypse you need to get to a safe location and supplies. Not every river leads to that.
#79 - robuntu (11/14/2014) [-]
No. But not every bicycle route is more efficient than walking either. If you need to hike up a mountain it takes more energy to ride a bicycle than to walk.

I was only (correctly) asserting that bicycles are the most efficient form of travel, in terms of calories expended.

There are other forms of travel that take less energy.

Rafting down the Mississippi river takes less energy than cycling it.
#81 - swaffel (11/14/2014) [-]
true
User avatar #69 - subjektfourtyseven (11/14/2014) [-]
Fuck forgot to login
#37 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
besides not traveling
#17 - Is this a scene from 50 Shades Of Grey. 11/10/2014 on When I meet a girl +1
#75 - 60984000 years. So about when we are all dead and mole people … 11/09/2014 on (untitled) +5
#11 - Wait....Doesn't everyone's???? 11/08/2014 on Me waking up... 0
#8 - And why is there blood everywhere?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Me waking up... +3
#19 - thesticklebricks (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - evilhomer (11/08/2014) [-]
The same reason why my dick looks like a Xenomorph
User avatar #11 - forceman (11/08/2014) [-]
Wait....Doesn't everyone's????
#6 - Why are there 5 people holding you down and screaming while yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Me waking up... +4
User avatar #7 - evilhomer (11/08/2014) [-]
It was a crazy night...
User avatar #8 - forceman (11/08/2014) [-]
And why is there blood everywhere?
#19 - thesticklebricks (11/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - evilhomer (11/08/2014) [-]
The same reason why my dick looks like a Xenomorph
User avatar #11 - forceman (11/08/2014) [-]
Wait....Doesn't everyone's????
#4 - If anyone wondering why I am deleting those comments it's beca… 11/08/2014 on Me waking up... 0
#19 - Nah I get you. It's normal. I'll look into it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Thor's face makes it for me -1
User avatar #20 - shadowbow (11/08/2014) [-]
Alright. Sorry I couldn't be much of a help there.
#31 - Very. It gave me feels. It made me laugh. I think the animatio… 11/08/2014 on E3 +1
#23 - Hey atleast I didn't spoil it. 11/07/2014 on E3 0
#14 - Like I said last time. If you are gonna see Big Hero 6 stick a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2014 on E3 -1
User avatar #29 - kjftiger (11/08/2014) [-]
Is the movie good? Because I was thinking about seeing it since the it looked interesting
User avatar #31 - forceman (11/08/2014) [-]
Very. It gave me feels. It made me laugh. I think the animation was amazing. Go see it. 9/10
User avatar #21 - thebaseballexpert (11/07/2014) [-]
Excuse me, Spoiler Alert

God damnit, i was gonna wait around til after the credits anyway... and now you've told me that there's something after the credits??? now you took all the surprise i would have felt from the end credit scene!
User avatar #23 - forceman (11/07/2014) [-]
Hey atleast I didn't spoil it.
#50 - For anyone who is going to see it. Stick around till after the creds. 11/07/2014 on How to train your Baymax 0
#17 - I wanna discuss this with you but it's hard because you are ve…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Thor's face makes it for me -1
User avatar #18 - shadowbow (11/08/2014) [-]
Sorry about that. I don't know much about it. I know that Tony has made a glove for it, it's not exactly pretty. But I don't know what issue it's in. I believe it was a one time thing for a very specific purpose, or because Tony just wanted to show off.

I'm trying not to be that guy who assumes something, but's completely wrong and gets his face kicked in for acting right. Fair enough?
User avatar #19 - forceman (11/08/2014) [-]
Nah I get you. It's normal. I'll look into it.
User avatar #20 - shadowbow (11/08/2014) [-]
Alright. Sorry I couldn't be much of a help there.
#14 - Look it up. 11/05/2014 on Thor's face makes it for me -1
#12 - You do realize that if he does it, it goes flying to him.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Thor's face makes it for me -1
#13 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
i would imagine he can control it
User avatar #14 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
Look it up.
#10 - It doesn't work like  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Thor's face makes it for me -1
#11 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
thor can just wave his hand to move it.... so im sure he can just TUG it a little
User avatar #12 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
You do realize that if he does it, it goes flying to him.
#13 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
i would imagine he can control it
User avatar #14 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
Look it up.
#6 - In the comic or in the new movie?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Thor's face makes it for me -1
#9 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
OR. thor was just giving him hope and moving it just a nudge to fuck with him....
User avatar #10 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
It doesn't work like
#11 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
thor can just wave his hand to move it.... so im sure he can just TUG it a little
User avatar #12 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
You do realize that if he does it, it goes flying to him.
#13 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
i would imagine he can control it
User avatar #14 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
Look it up.
#3 - Somewhat. In the comics Steve does have the ability. So does R…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Thor's face makes it for me -1
User avatar #5 - shadowbow (11/04/2014) [-]
As does Tony. Though, Tony kinda cheats. He makes a glove that he has to wear to use it. So, he can kinda use it.
User avatar #6 - forceman (11/04/2014) [-]
In the comic or in the new movie?
#9 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
OR. thor was just giving him hope and moving it just a nudge to fuck with him....
User avatar #10 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
It doesn't work like
#11 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
thor can just wave his hand to move it.... so im sure he can just TUG it a little
User avatar #12 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
You do realize that if he does it, it goes flying to him.
#13 - viran (11/05/2014) [-]
i would imagine he can control it
User avatar #14 - forceman (11/05/2014) [-]
Look it up.
#16 - oh...Oh...OHHHHHHHHHHH 11/04/2014 on The way things work +2
#13 - I don't get what is happening here. I'm scared.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on The way things work 0
#15 - theprocrastibator (11/04/2014) [-]
blowjobs!
gif unrelated
User avatar #16 - forceman (11/04/2014) [-]
oh...Oh...OHHHHHHHHHHH
#44 - Don't you mean an...Unbearable day? I had to. 11/02/2014 on Regular day at circuit +6
#16 - I'm a tri-gender Pyro fox 10/31/2014 on I cringed -1
#14 - I must sleep for now. But remember this day.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on I cringed -1
User avatar #15 - dorfdorfdorf (10/31/2014) [-]
good night sweet prince
User avatar #16 - forceman (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm a tri-gender Pyro fox
#12 - Just let this happen my child  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2014 on I cringed -1
#13 - dorfdorfdorf (10/31/2014) [-]
pls no
User avatar #14 - forceman (10/31/2014) [-]
I must sleep for now. But remember this day.
User avatar #15 - dorfdorfdorf (10/31/2014) [-]
good night sweet prince
User avatar #16 - forceman (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm a tri-gender Pyro fox
#10 - Nah. I actually cringe a bit at failarmy. Mostly because of th…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/31/2014 on I cringed -1
#11 - dorfdorfdorf (10/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - forceman (10/31/2014) [-]
Just let this happen my child TERRIBLE MEME RAP - Cringe Factor
#13 - dorfdorfdorf (10/31/2014) [-]
pls no
User avatar #14 - forceman (10/31/2014) [-]
I must sleep for now. But remember this day.
User avatar #15 - dorfdorfdorf (10/31/2014) [-]
good night sweet prince
User avatar #16 - forceman (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm a tri-gender Pyro fox

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User avatar #9 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
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#8 - leafonthewind (12/17/2014) [-]
for you
in these trying times
George is at peace now
User avatar #7 - hottamaleez (08/18/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #1 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Who are you, exactly?

I'm sorry, but I like to know where I stand with people before I add them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
Why do you have 9gag for life as your profile picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Meh, more or less to **** with people.
User avatar #4 to #3 - forceman (09/09/2012) [-]
I have never met a moar clever person but you don't go on 9gag rite
User avatar #5 to #4 - goldenpotato (09/09/2012) [-]
Nah, but I don't necessarily hate it. I just don't like the website setup.
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