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Ban reason:I don't give a shit who is on this IP fuck you you are banned User names Last login elricbros 2014-08-23 00:35:59 captainlevi 2014-08-23 00:34:01 elricbrosss 2014-08-23 00:33:15 notpolite 2014-08-21 07:38:27 screwyouadmim 2014-08-20 22:57:00 joochy 2014-08-19 11:22:02 elrictoes 2014-08-19 03:20:31 masaomi 2014-08-17 12:21:20 footballmaniac 2014-08-17 01:52:31 serialain 2014-08-14 22:38:40 captainlevii 2014-08-13 20:33:40 etnna 2014-08-07 19:06:17 sorbcirle 2014-08-06 20:55:52 ettna 2014-07-28 03:10:45 elricbrostwelve 2014-07-24 04:56:49 elricbroseleven 2014-07-11 02:07:43 edandal 2014-06-29 07:35:02 etna 2014-06-29 01:47:39 elricbrosfive 2014-06-25 23:02:28 elricbrosseven 2014-06-19 08:12:14 elricbrossix 2014-06-19 08:12:01 elricbrosfour 2014-06-19 08:11:53 blackmenexplain 2014-04-09 14:59:08 seccomasada 2014-01-25 06:43:50 masadasensei 2014-01-25 06:40:32 kiryuin 2014-01-25 06:31:24 thewalkingfeels 2013-11-15 03:55:08 ilubninegag 2013-11-15 01:07:00
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#209 - Comment deleted 04/04/2014 on MFW i come home to an empty... 0
#208 - I actually do this all the time. I don't find it difficult. Ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on MFW i come home to an empty... 0
User avatar #224 - voxseppo (04/04/2014) [-]
And then explain awkwardly why your dick is in your hand when you realize you've just changed tab and forgotten all about the dick in hand situation.
User avatar #266 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, I never had that problem. But if it does happen, you can always say you're scratching your balls.
#246 - blockade (04/04/2014) [-]
getgoodatmultitaskingbro.jpg
#25 - Comment deleted 04/04/2014 on depends which 0
#24 - Well I would assume it would stop working, since you can't rea… 04/04/2014 on depends which 0
#11 - Can I come over to your house and sell you my religion? 04/04/2014 on Shit Storm Ahead 0
#33 - Both 04/04/2014 on neat GIF +2
#595 - India, France, and China 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest 0
#187 - Yeah, there are some naturally beautiful women out there, but … 04/03/2014 on Family Guy 0
#162 - Most women don't really look good without makeup.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Family Guy 0
User avatar #186 - TheHutchie (04/03/2014) [-]
Maybe not most famous women, sure, but I know plenty of girls and women who look just as good without as they do with.

People saying stuff like what you just did is exactly why women today think that they need make up by default when really, they just don't.
User avatar #187 - footballmaniac (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, there are some naturally beautiful women out there, but the majority of them could use a touchup.
That's not to say one can't be attractive, but Katy Perry level hotness 'au naturale' is very rare.
#76 - The scene where that's from is awesome. Itachi is such a badass.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Valley of the Screw You +1
#78 - ninjabadger (04/02/2014) [-]
I loved Edo-Itachi.

#80 - deathklokiller (04/02/2014) [-]
#54 - I don't know why people **** on Katy Perry. Some …  [+] (21 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Family Guy +10
#121 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
I love her songs, except for YouTube Captions. Im a girl
User avatar #67 - TheHutchie (04/02/2014) [-]
Seen the photo without make up though?

thatclinteastwoodgif.gif
User avatar #162 - footballmaniac (04/03/2014) [-]
Most women don't really look good without makeup.
User avatar #186 - TheHutchie (04/03/2014) [-]
Maybe not most famous women, sure, but I know plenty of girls and women who look just as good without as they do with.

People saying stuff like what you just did is exactly why women today think that they need make up by default when really, they just don't.
User avatar #187 - footballmaniac (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, there are some naturally beautiful women out there, but the majority of them could use a touchup.
That's not to say one can't be attractive, but Katy Perry level hotness 'au naturale' is very rare.
#70 - swagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
that status should be based on looks.

its about the music man
User avatar #74 - TheHutchie (04/02/2014) [-]
She's an avid contributor to his fap bank.

If that ain't mainly based on looks, I don't know what is.
User avatar #80 - swagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
probably food if it looks spoild then its bad if not then eat up
User avatar #82 - TheHutchie (04/02/2014) [-]
jokeexplain you're in charge of this shit, can you send someone down here to translate this fool?
User avatar #85 - swagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
all i said was dont judge people based on looks not much to explain.
User avatar #86 - TheHutchie (04/02/2014) [-]
When one has a wank, one very often judges others by looks.

This is not an invitation to talk about spoiled food, it's just a fact.
User avatar #87 - swagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
ok let me spell it out

judging people based on looks in general is not right.

Judging food based on looks is ok because it might be spoiled.
#88 - TheHutchie (04/02/2014) [-]
Press this now and for the love of god do not ever mate.
#90 - swagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Telling someone not to m8 based on being lectured about not judging people.

Right well you have a good one #swagout
User avatar #91 - TheHutchie (04/02/2014) [-]
You're a talented man.

Just not at something very good to be talented at.
User avatar #93 - swagexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
A Compliments a complement ill take it
#64 - calawesome (04/02/2014) [-]
Amirite?
#65 - noobwilleat (04/02/2014) [-]
amirite?
User avatar #81 - legitimately (04/02/2014) [-]
That camera flash tho
User avatar #66 - calawesome (04/02/2014) [-]
yes...you're fucking right.
User avatar #63 - ihatecarltonbanks (04/02/2014) [-]
I don't either. Katy Perry is honestly amazing.
#88 - Suuuuure. And I'm the president of Canada, have 3 wives, smoke…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Engineers 0
#89 - AvatarAirBender (04/03/2014) [-]
I really don't care. Its just funny that you assume so much from just my name and 2 comments. Have a good life bud.

#86 - lol I know your type. The little geeky kid that always got pic…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Engineers 0
User avatar #87 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
You couldn't be more wrong. Im not a little geeky kid, and people actually chose me first for sports...

I love how you assume I watch anime because I watch a cartoon on nickelodeon. I don't like anime at all, and I fuck my girlfriend regularly.. So... Sorry.
User avatar #88 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
Suuuuure. And I'm the president of Canada, have 3 wives, smoke weed and have sex every day. Oh and I'm in the NBA, NHL, and NFL too.
#89 - AvatarAirBender (04/03/2014) [-]
I really don't care. Its just funny that you assume so much from just my name and 2 comments. Have a good life bud.

#48 - This is the Lakers season in one gif. 04/01/2014 on Swag +3
#84 - Why does your mind always jump straight to dudes laying on eac…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Engineers 0
User avatar #85 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
Because thats what football is bud. A bunch of guys jumping all over each other and smacking each others asses. And you seem to be a maniac about it.
User avatar #86 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
lol I know your type. The little geeky kid that always got picked last in gym class, so now he talks shit on sports cuz he's not athletic enough to play them.

Keep on hating son. Tell your waifu I said high.
User avatar #87 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
You couldn't be more wrong. Im not a little geeky kid, and people actually chose me first for sports...

I love how you assume I watch anime because I watch a cartoon on nickelodeon. I don't like anime at all, and I fuck my girlfriend regularly.. So... Sorry.
User avatar #88 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
Suuuuure. And I'm the president of Canada, have 3 wives, smoke weed and have sex every day. Oh and I'm in the NBA, NHL, and NFL too.
#89 - AvatarAirBender (04/03/2014) [-]
I really don't care. Its just funny that you assume so much from just my name and 2 comments. Have a good life bud.

#82 - Lacrosse is ******* gay. Like Avatar.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Engineers 0
User avatar #83 - AvatarAirBender (04/01/2014) [-]
And letting 10 dudes pile on top of you isn't gay?

User avatar #84 - footballmaniac (04/01/2014) [-]
Why does your mind always jump straight to dudes laying on each other? Something you wanna tell us?
User avatar #85 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
Because thats what football is bud. A bunch of guys jumping all over each other and smacking each others asses. And you seem to be a maniac about it.
User avatar #86 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
lol I know your type. The little geeky kid that always got picked last in gym class, so now he talks shit on sports cuz he's not athletic enough to play them.

Keep on hating son. Tell your waifu I said high.
User avatar #87 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
You couldn't be more wrong. Im not a little geeky kid, and people actually chose me first for sports...

I love how you assume I watch anime because I watch a cartoon on nickelodeon. I don't like anime at all, and I fuck my girlfriend regularly.. So... Sorry.
User avatar #88 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
Suuuuure. And I'm the president of Canada, have 3 wives, smoke weed and have sex every day. Oh and I'm in the NBA, NHL, and NFL too.
#89 - AvatarAirBender (04/03/2014) [-]
I really don't care. Its just funny that you assume so much from just my name and 2 comments. Have a good life bud.

#10 - So? Who cares? We don't need other less-skilled nations to pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Know the Difference. 0
User avatar #11 - PubLandlord (03/31/2014) [-]
It's not about knowing your the best, my point was that why is it a patriotic event when you're not competing against any other country

It would be strange if in England in the FA cup we had huge England flags flying around everywhere when it's just two city teams playing each other
#8 - Because it's the favorite sport of majority of Americans and t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Know the Difference. 0
User avatar #9 - PubLandlord (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I get that, but the world cup has actual sovereign nations playing each other ?

User avatar #10 - footballmaniac (03/31/2014) [-]
So? Who cares? We don't need other less-skilled nations to play to know we're the best.
Do you see any European teams playing in the NBA? No. But for some reason, all the best players (even non-Americans) want to play in it.
User avatar #11 - PubLandlord (03/31/2014) [-]
It's not about knowing your the best, my point was that why is it a patriotic event when you're not competing against any other country

It would be strange if in England in the FA cup we had huge England flags flying around everywhere when it's just two city teams playing each other
#2 - Malicious: bad advice. If you don't know basketball, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Mallicious Advice Mallard +1
User avatar #3 - majormayor (03/31/2014) [-]
Oh. I judged wrongly.
#19 - You wanna talk about stupid ideas? Ok, how about your username?  [+] (19 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Engineers -18
User avatar #20 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
Im sorry I like the show? Go lay in a pile of dudes footballmaniac
#35 - blewws (03/30/2014) [-]
#31 - popnotes (03/30/2014) [-]
"Go lay in a pile of dudes"

That was a surprisingly sick burn.
#71 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
HURR SPORTS PLAYERS ARE SO DUM LEL KISS MA WAIFU
Fucking losers
User avatar #72 - popnotes (03/30/2014) [-]
Calm your aspergers, friend.
#26 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
watch your faggot show and make fun of sports. good idea ;)
User avatar #75 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
I've played Lacrosse for over 8 years. I think foot ball is really dumb. Running for 20 seconds and then sitting on a bench for 10 minutes isnt a fucking sport.
User avatar #82 - footballmaniac (04/01/2014) [-]
Lacrosse is fucking gay. Like Avatar.
User avatar #83 - AvatarAirBender (04/01/2014) [-]
And letting 10 dudes pile on top of you isn't gay?

User avatar #84 - footballmaniac (04/01/2014) [-]
Why does your mind always jump straight to dudes laying on each other? Something you wanna tell us?
User avatar #85 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
Because thats what football is bud. A bunch of guys jumping all over each other and smacking each others asses. And you seem to be a maniac about it.
User avatar #86 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
lol I know your type. The little geeky kid that always got picked last in gym class, so now he talks shit on sports cuz he's not athletic enough to play them.

Keep on hating son. Tell your waifu I said high.
User avatar #87 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
You couldn't be more wrong. Im not a little geeky kid, and people actually chose me first for sports...

I love how you assume I watch anime because I watch a cartoon on nickelodeon. I don't like anime at all, and I fuck my girlfriend regularly.. So... Sorry.
User avatar #88 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
Suuuuure. And I'm the president of Canada, have 3 wives, smoke weed and have sex every day. Oh and I'm in the NBA, NHL, and NFL too.
#89 - AvatarAirBender (04/03/2014) [-]
I really don't care. Its just funny that you assume so much from just my name and 2 comments. Have a good life bud.

#57 - jaketasticness (03/30/2014) [-]
#70 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
mo you guys are just fucking faggots. sports>weeabo garbage
#25 - fcukyourcouch (03/30/2014) [-]
Commenting so I can come back and laugh again about this later.
#33 - lecorbi (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm interested in this shit too
#62 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Last meal 1/5 0
#64 - thiotez Comment deleted by footballmaniac
#22 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Last meal 5/5 0
#23 - ullapool Comment deleted by footballmaniac
#39 - Comment deleted 03/30/2014 on I don't even watch football. 0
#15 - Tin foil. If you have tin foil, you can always smoke.  [+] (27 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Engineers -13
User avatar #29 - articulate (03/30/2014) [-]
He's right though, smoking out of tin foil is like smoking out of plastic. Shit's all kinds of bad for you.
#39 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
Not saying that they care, but isn't tinfoil what all meth/crackheads use pretty much? or anyone who smokes pills. Plus we put it on our grill when we cook burgers and shit...
User avatar #49 - articulate (03/30/2014) [-]
aluminum foil* i mean. I'm not sure about tin foil.
User avatar #76 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
Not a lot of things are actually made from tin anymore. I don't even think you can buy tin foil, its all aluminum. I make the same mistake. I said tin can in a comment below, when they are actually aluminum. Still dangerous to inhale the fumes from them though.
User avatar #18 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
And get all kinds of fucking sick from it. Such a stupid idea. Just like tin cans, you can get really poisoned from those.

Just use a fucking apple.
#44 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
dude we wrap food in foil. its not that bad for you. you bake potatoes in foil so fuck off.
User avatar #74 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, but when you BURN it and inhale the fumes its not so good.
User avatar #19 - footballmaniac (03/30/2014) [-]
You wanna talk about stupid ideas? Ok, how about your username?
User avatar #20 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
Im sorry I like the show? Go lay in a pile of dudes footballmaniac
#35 - blewws (03/30/2014) [-]
#31 - popnotes (03/30/2014) [-]
"Go lay in a pile of dudes"

That was a surprisingly sick burn.
#71 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
HURR SPORTS PLAYERS ARE SO DUM LEL KISS MA WAIFU
Fucking losers
User avatar #72 - popnotes (03/30/2014) [-]
Calm your aspergers, friend.
#26 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
watch your faggot show and make fun of sports. good idea ;)
User avatar #75 - AvatarAirBender (03/30/2014) [-]
I've played Lacrosse for over 8 years. I think foot ball is really dumb. Running for 20 seconds and then sitting on a bench for 10 minutes isnt a fucking sport.
User avatar #82 - footballmaniac (04/01/2014) [-]
Lacrosse is fucking gay. Like Avatar.
User avatar #83 - AvatarAirBender (04/01/2014) [-]
And letting 10 dudes pile on top of you isn't gay?

User avatar #84 - footballmaniac (04/01/2014) [-]
Why does your mind always jump straight to dudes laying on each other? Something you wanna tell us?
User avatar #85 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
Because thats what football is bud. A bunch of guys jumping all over each other and smacking each others asses. And you seem to be a maniac about it.
User avatar #86 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
lol I know your type. The little geeky kid that always got picked last in gym class, so now he talks shit on sports cuz he's not athletic enough to play them.

Keep on hating son. Tell your waifu I said high.
User avatar #87 - AvatarAirBender (04/02/2014) [-]
You couldn't be more wrong. Im not a little geeky kid, and people actually chose me first for sports...

I love how you assume I watch anime because I watch a cartoon on nickelodeon. I don't like anime at all, and I fuck my girlfriend regularly.. So... Sorry.
User avatar #88 - footballmaniac (04/02/2014) [-]
Suuuuure. And I'm the president of Canada, have 3 wives, smoke weed and have sex every day. Oh and I'm in the NBA, NHL, and NFL too.
#89 - AvatarAirBender (04/03/2014) [-]
I really don't care. Its just funny that you assume so much from just my name and 2 comments. Have a good life bud.

#57 - jaketasticness (03/30/2014) [-]
#70 - dangaddy (03/30/2014) [-]
mo you guys are just fucking faggots. sports>weeabo garbage
#25 - fcukyourcouch (03/30/2014) [-]
Commenting so I can come back and laugh again about this later.
#33 - lecorbi (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm interested in this shit too
#86 - Oh. That's funny. 03/30/2014 on TRUST ISSUES 0
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#6 - ithumbdownall (09/02/2013) [-]
I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
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User avatar #1 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
User avatar #2 to #1 - footballmaniac (09/03/2011) [-]
lol. I could always delete. :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
and i could keep commenting until you block me
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