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footballmaniac

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#131 - Dude. You're not funny. Please stop.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on When My Friends Mention Anime 0
#137 - Brass (04/06/2014) [-]
#273 - Doesn't remember every comment. Has Alzheimers... at age 1…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? 0
#300 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
If I remember it, you should be able to remember it. I mean, cmon. If you're being a massive prick then at least remember when you're being a massive prick
User avatar #301 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
The thing is... I'm always being a massive prick, and you know what? I don't give two shits what you think about it.
#333 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy what short life you have left, then,
#226 - You're right, I do care more about animals than humans. But wt…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? 0
#235 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I remember both your douchey trademark retard name and your comment. Maybe you have alzheimers. Wow, you are just a plethora of psychological mess-ups.
User avatar #273 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
Doesn't remember every comment.
Has Alzheimers... at age 18.


Anonfag logic.
#300 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
If I remember it, you should be able to remember it. I mean, cmon. If you're being a massive prick then at least remember when you're being a massive prick
User avatar #301 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
The thing is... I'm always being a massive prick, and you know what? I don't give two shits what you think about it.
#333 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy what short life you have left, then,
#210 - Good. Faggots like this deserve it. Animals deserve respect too.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? 0
#223 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up, you're the faggot who went like "oh my god u introvert beta's u deserv 2 dei" or it was about depression, can't remember. I confirmed that you're a psychopath, then, please take some 50 caliber aspirin. You seem to care more about some animal that will never save your life if you get into a car accident than a human that might save you from cancer or anything like it.
User avatar #229 - bluelightbebop (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm sorry Anon, you're just too stupid for me to write anything else than some shitty offensive words, so, "Shut you you poopie head".

(Also, fucking Humans aren't at all that grand: Animals are awesome, the more people i know, the more i love my dog.)
#237 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
"I am too stupid to counter what you said so I'll just project my stupidity on you"
stay mad
#243 - bluelightbebop (04/06/2014) [-]
Not mad.
Also, i wouldn't counter what you just said, Attacks are countered, opinionated posts aren't. Or something.

You are not taking into account the fact that Humans have a really shitty tendency to fuck things up out of sheer boredom: Yeah, an Animal won't save me from a car accident (Let us ignore all the cases in which a pet helps its owner to realize something's on fire) then again, neither a human being. There's just the possibility, not the certainty. You are overestimating humans here, in this particular case.

Also, no, i'm not projecting my stupidity, you poopie head.
#258 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
"I'm not projecting my stupidity"
the first stage of the kubler-ross model of handling grief

Some animals do it out of incredibly irrational fear. I'm fairly certain they do horrible things to entertain themselves too. But there's a difference: A dog WILL never save you from the car accident, or cancer, or build shelters or any of the hundreds of GOOD things a human can do. While I'll admit there are bad things humans do to, the good far outweighs the bad.
#263 - bluelightbebop (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #226 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
You're right, I do care more about animals than humans. But wtf are you talking about? You're misquoting me.
#235 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I remember both your douchey trademark retard name and your comment. Maybe you have alzheimers. Wow, you are just a plethora of psychological mess-ups.
User avatar #273 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
Doesn't remember every comment.
Has Alzheimers... at age 18.


Anonfag logic.
#300 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
If I remember it, you should be able to remember it. I mean, cmon. If you're being a massive prick then at least remember when you're being a massive prick
User avatar #301 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
The thing is... I'm always being a massive prick, and you know what? I don't give two shits what you think about it.
#333 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy what short life you have left, then,
#98 - You can tell this is made up, because the story is just too 'p…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on #eugenics 0
#107 - captainhippo (04/05/2014) [-]
Figured it out. The two girls aren't at a fro yo place.
#55 - I don't want everyone that I dislike to die. But Beiber just p… 04/05/2014 on lol whore 0
#54 - This is just gross. 04/04/2014 on Dear phanact, that's a male... 0
#49 - There's a difference between wishing death on someone and actu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2014 on lol whore 0
User avatar #54 - tomahawkkit (04/05/2014) [-]
in my opinion there is a difference between not liking someone and wanting them to die. but that's like, my opinion man
User avatar #55 - footballmaniac (04/05/2014) [-]
I don't want everyone that I dislike to die. But Beiber just pisses me off on a whole another level.
#30 - I'm not saying that. I'm simply making a point. You claim …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2014 on lol whore 0
User avatar #33 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
i wouldn't wish death on a murderer because then I would be no better than him

"we kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong"
User avatar #49 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
There's a difference between wishing death on someone and actually killing them.

And yes, killing INNOCENT people is wrong. When you do that, you forfeit your right to live.
User avatar #54 - tomahawkkit (04/05/2014) [-]
in my opinion there is a difference between not liking someone and wanting them to die. but that's like, my opinion man
User avatar #55 - footballmaniac (04/05/2014) [-]
I don't want everyone that I dislike to die. But Beiber just pisses me off on a whole another level.
#20 - Nobody deserves to die? Not even serial killers?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2014 on lol whore 0
User avatar #21 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
because Justin beiber is no better than a serial killer

maybe the people the serial killers killed didn't deserve to be killed in the first place?
User avatar #30 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that. I'm simply making a point.
You claim no one deserves to die. And I'm simply pointing out a type of person that even you would wish death for.
User avatar #33 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
i wouldn't wish death on a murderer because then I would be no better than him

"we kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong"
User avatar #49 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
There's a difference between wishing death on someone and actually killing them.

And yes, killing INNOCENT people is wrong. When you do that, you forfeit your right to live.
User avatar #54 - tomahawkkit (04/05/2014) [-]
in my opinion there is a difference between not liking someone and wanting them to die. but that's like, my opinion man
User avatar #55 - footballmaniac (04/05/2014) [-]
I don't want everyone that I dislike to die. But Beiber just pisses me off on a whole another level.
#64 - Actually, I am. I've smoked plenty of both, and I like spice b… 04/04/2014 on Harsh 0
#47 - First off, 12 million isn't 0.001% of 6 billion. It's actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on dilemma 0
User avatar #49 - Sethorein (04/04/2014) [-]
there are a lot of nazis on this website. just look at the more recent comments all over this post being made by humanizer. Only a matter of time befor shniz, econ, and the rest of the fascist crew join the party.

Oh and woops... mental math... 0.001 was the fraction... not the %....
#18 - If 8 year old kids that did nothing wrong get terminal cancer,…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/04/2014 on lol whore 0
User avatar #19 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
nobody deserves to die.
User avatar #20 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
Nobody deserves to die? Not even serial killers?
User avatar #21 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
because Justin beiber is no better than a serial killer

maybe the people the serial killers killed didn't deserve to be killed in the first place?
User avatar #30 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that. I'm simply making a point.
You claim no one deserves to die. And I'm simply pointing out a type of person that even you would wish death for.
User avatar #33 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
i wouldn't wish death on a murderer because then I would be no better than him

"we kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong"
User avatar #49 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
There's a difference between wishing death on someone and actually killing them.

And yes, killing INNOCENT people is wrong. When you do that, you forfeit your right to live.
User avatar #54 - tomahawkkit (04/05/2014) [-]
in my opinion there is a difference between not liking someone and wanting them to die. but that's like, my opinion man
User avatar #55 - footballmaniac (04/05/2014) [-]
I don't want everyone that I dislike to die. But Beiber just pisses me off on a whole another level.
#53 - Btw spice > weed  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Harsh 0
#56 - gmarrox (04/04/2014) [-]
nigga u can't b srs
User avatar #64 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
Actually, I am. I've smoked plenty of both, and I like spice better because the high is more intense.
#52 - I mean, I guess? A little, maybe.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Harsh 0
User avatar #53 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
Btw spice > weed
#56 - gmarrox (04/04/2014) [-]
nigga u can't b srs
User avatar #64 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
Actually, I am. I've smoked plenty of both, and I like spice better because the high is more intense.
#21 - I don't find myself ethically obligated to do it. I'd just do …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on dilemma 0
User avatar #32 - tehpoonages (04/04/2014) [-]
hows the 8th grade
User avatar #31 - anenemy (04/04/2014) [-]
Really? You lack empathy for others and cannot distinguish right from wrong?
User avatar #27 - Sethorein (04/04/2014) [-]
how is being a sociopath in any way relevant to petty crime...
#20 - If we stop Hitler, then the Jews succeed in taking over the world.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2014 on dilemma 0
User avatar #29 - Sethorein (04/04/2014) [-]
there are like 12 million Jews... I feel like you'd need to comprise a teensy bit more than 0.001% of the population before you could rule the planet.
User avatar #47 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
First off, 12 million isn't 0.001% of 6 billion. It's actually 0.2%.

Second, it was a joke. Remember the name of the website?
User avatar #49 - Sethorein (04/04/2014) [-]
there are a lot of nazis on this website. just look at the more recent comments all over this post being made by humanizer. Only a matter of time befor shniz, econ, and the rest of the fascist crew join the party.

Oh and woops... mental math... 0.001 was the fraction... not the %....
#39 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
There are 12 million thanks to hitler
#6 - All of these bitches need to have their tubes tied.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on lol whore 0
#60 - appliance (04/05/2014) [-]
And burnt. Better yet, burn them.
#5 - I wish he really did have Cancer. ****** deserves it.  [+] (22 new replies) 04/04/2014 on lol whore 0
#28 - brassydolphin (04/04/2014) [-]
''Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.''
#26 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
No one deserves cancer. ever seen anyone die because of it?
#22 - rdunc (04/04/2014) [-]
deserves it for what exactly? for making millions of dollars? for getting almost any girl he wants? how about for making millions of people happy with his music (terrible though it may be). yeah maybe the kids a bit of an asshole but thats what happens when a young kid is put on a pedestal for all the world to see, does he really deserve to die for that?
you need to grow up or at the very least hate on the people that deserve to be hated on, like the record labels that made him into a star or the douche who writes his shitty music for him or the legions of fans that keep him in business.
#16 - captnnorway (04/04/2014) [-]
>2014
>not accepting the holy words of Biebergotswag

Kil ur self
#39 - yuukoku (04/04/2014) [-]
MFW that fucker is in almost every comment section
#44 - biebergotswag (04/04/2014) [-]
you're welcome
#77 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [-]
Keep him at zero, guys.
#68 - professorbob (04/05/2014) [-]
Better welcome than cancer.
#50 - biebergotlettuce (04/04/2014) [-]
#45 - yuukoku (04/04/2014) [-]
Speak of the devil...
User avatar #10 - misticalz (04/04/2014) [-]
ur a fag
User avatar #9 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
for being an asshole?
User avatar #18 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
If 8 year old kids that did nothing wrong get terminal cancer, why does this fucker deserve to live?
User avatar #19 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
nobody deserves to die.
User avatar #20 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
Nobody deserves to die? Not even serial killers?
User avatar #21 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
because Justin beiber is no better than a serial killer

maybe the people the serial killers killed didn't deserve to be killed in the first place?
User avatar #30 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that. I'm simply making a point.
You claim no one deserves to die. And I'm simply pointing out a type of person that even you would wish death for.
User avatar #33 - tomahawkkit (04/04/2014) [-]
i wouldn't wish death on a murderer because then I would be no better than him

"we kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong"
User avatar #49 - footballmaniac (04/04/2014) [-]
There's a difference between wishing death on someone and actually killing them.

And yes, killing INNOCENT people is wrong. When you do that, you forfeit your right to live.
User avatar #54 - tomahawkkit (04/05/2014) [-]
in my opinion there is a difference between not liking someone and wanting them to die. but that's like, my opinion man
User avatar #55 - footballmaniac (04/05/2014) [-]
I don't want everyone that I dislike to die. But Beiber just pisses me off on a whole another level.
#8 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Don't cut your self on that edge bro.
#49 - Natural selection at work. 04/04/2014 on this makes me uncomfortable 0
#48 - Comment deleted 04/04/2014 on this makes me uncomfortable 0
#30 - ******* stop with these retarded comics. They're not fu… 04/04/2014 on What I Plan to do When Lent... 0
#124 - What a ******* asshole. I hope you beat his ass, OP. … 04/04/2014 on I'd Kill Him 0
#266 - Well, I never had that problem. But if it does happen, you can… 04/04/2014 on MFW i come home to an empty... 0
#140 - **footballmaniac rolls 5** 04/04/2014 on gawd 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#6 - ithumbdownall (09/02/2013) [-]
I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
User avatar #5 - mycatthenazi (07/05/2012) [-]
**mycatthenazi rolled user lunasshadow **
User avatar #1 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
User avatar #2 to #1 - footballmaniac (09/03/2011) [-]
lol. I could always delete. :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
and i could keep commenting until you block me
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