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Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
Last Login:9/08/2014
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Content Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
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#99 - I bet like halfway through the video, he just whips out his di… 12/14/2011 on This man, deserves a god... 0
#69 - I don't get it.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2011 on How people view me 0
#74 - craftycheesewiz (12/14/2011) [-]
140%
User avatar #149 - whitemeat (12/14/2011) [-]
ДАAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



instead of the YEEAAAHHH
User avatar #73 - oxan (12/14/2011) [-]
If you add up the votes in the last Russian elections, it equals around 140% (at least from some sources).
#68 - Privet chuvak. Kak dela?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2011 on How people view me 0
User avatar #379 - theruss (12/14/2011) [-]
Harasho ti?
User avatar #77 - Renagaid (12/14/2011) [-]
Google Translate for the win!
User avatar #383 - footballmaniac (12/17/2011) [-]
Not possible. Assuming I did use Google translate, it wouldn't translate it to English letters. The Russians have an entirely different alphabet.
#20 - That movie was ******* great! :') 12/07/2011 on Still a better love story... 0
#3 - Eye watch cape trumpet? 12/06/2011 on Actually do it, its funny... 0
#33 - I didn't say anything about the top one because that's the joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2011 on your going to love this 0
User avatar #35 - xamyomgx (12/04/2011) [-]
....wut.
#18 - Sir, have you ever seen a cheerleader? Especially college a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2011 on WIN 0
User avatar #55 - lpjazzman (12/04/2011) [-]
ive seen college cheerleaders...not impressed...ugly, dumb bitches who think they have "talent" because they can do a back flip...however...pro cheerleaders look better...but they seem to me that they are on the waiting list for playboy or somethin like that...honestly tho...the theatre girls are know from both highschool and college...were total whores...tho they did tend to look better...
User avatar #20 - Gragon (12/04/2011) [-]
again, the cheerleaders at my school are different from yours, most aren't that good looking which is weird but hey that's how it is at my school
#30 - Please tell me you did the one on the bottom on purpose? If no…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2011 on your going to love this 0
User avatar #31 - xamyomgx (12/04/2011) [-]
YFW you bother to try to correct the bottom line, but not the top.
User avatar #33 - footballmaniac (12/04/2011) [-]
I didn't say anything about the top one because that's the joke.
User avatar #35 - xamyomgx (12/04/2011) [-]
....wut.
#15 - I have never once assumed someone is gay because of their inte…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/04/2011 on WIN 0
User avatar #93 - graphically (12/04/2011) [-]
"the rush of putting a guy on his ass because you hit him so fucking hard"
A little homo-erotic.
Anyway, in my experience, cheerleaders tend to be mostly fat intolerable ugly bimbos who think their status as a cheerleader would open up the doors to getting fucked by a jock. The girls in the theater were the hottest ones, specially the ones who were doing Ballet and dance. They were also smarter and often more mature, so you could start an actual relationship with them, because sometimes there are things better than instant gratification.
#40 - anonymous (12/04/2011) [-]
Yes. Everyone thinks football is so easy, and that all the other shit (Singing, dancing, gymnastics, etc.) is the fucking hardest thing on the planet. If its so easy, i would love to see those Richard Simmonsgots that call me a dumbass and a jock try and make it through a season.
#25 - pigfucker (12/04/2011) [-]
**pigfucker rolled a random image posted in comment #257 at If CoD kids actually got into their army ** yes but we have brain cells and wont become alcoholic drunks when we grow up...... I dont like musicals I just hate American football players.
User avatar #17 - Gragon (12/04/2011) [-]
i believe that is how your life is but my experience is different. Almost every girl i've seen in the musical theater program is a 7 at least, plus flexibility from dancing
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#42 - kitsunekoma (12/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #22 - Gragon (12/04/2011) [-]
to be fair i don't have any
User avatar #18 - footballmaniac (12/04/2011) [-]
Sir, have you ever seen a cheerleader?
Especially college and pro? (I doubt I'll ever get that far, but I gotta hope.)
User avatar #55 - lpjazzman (12/04/2011) [-]
ive seen college cheerleaders...not impressed...ugly, dumb bitches who think they have "talent" because they can do a back flip...however...pro cheerleaders look better...but they seem to me that they are on the waiting list for playboy or somethin like that...honestly tho...the theatre girls are know from both highschool and college...were total whores...tho they did tend to look better...
User avatar #20 - Gragon (12/04/2011) [-]
again, the cheerleaders at my school are different from yours, most aren't that good looking which is weird but hey that's how it is at my school
#96 - That...is...awesome!!! 12/04/2011 on LINK IN DESCRIPTION 0
#141 - So, where did you say you live again?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2011 on tribute to a breed tortured... 0
#144 - saladtongsofdeath (12/04/2011) [-]
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#131 - Comment deleted 11/28/2011 on Best Principle Ever 0
#50 - Sweet repost bro. 11/28/2011 on Women are officially like... 0
#284 - 1. Use your arrow keys. 2. Click the next picture on the le… 11/28/2011 on Skipping (read description) 0
#1284 - Hipster 6pt. I'm 16, so the 8 year old would be kinda weird. … 11/28/2011 on Choose your weapon 0
#125 - ...close enough?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2011 on Cat 0
#126 - tun (11/26/2011) [-]
It was a fucking gay furry pic >.<
#412 - I've been really on and off with it. I quit once, but came bac… 11/26/2011 on Addiction my ass 0
#102 - I think I just threw up a little. 11/26/2011 on eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww 0
#115 - Anyone have that "I don't care if it's a repost, it touch…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2011 on Cat 0
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User avatar #125 - footballmaniac (11/26/2011) [-]
...close enough?
#126 - tun (11/26/2011) [-]
It was a fucking gay furry pic >.<
#404 - Bitch please.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2011 on Addiction my ass 0
#410 - pyrelord (11/26/2011) [-]
Dude i haven't played in so long i'm tripping so much balls right now...
User avatar #412 - footballmaniac (11/26/2011) [-]
I've been really on and off with it. I quit once, but came back to it in like a year. That's why whenever I stop playing for a while, I just say I'm taking a break, because if I think I'm done forever, I'm just kidding myself. It's one of those things that just stays with you forever, you know?
User avatar #408 - Hase (11/26/2011) [-]
Was just gonna post that :c
User avatar #407 - melkevegen (11/26/2011) [-]
I have played rs for 83 days
(i got veteran cape)
[smallrs classic cape 2^^][small]
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#122 - Nope. They grow on bushes in Karamja. 10/30/2011 on Pineapples 0
#399 - Why does it always come down to that? I do not associate with … 10/22/2011 on Trolling Bush 0
#259 - I did not understand a word of that. Yes, I did tell you to su…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2011 on Trolling Bush 0
User avatar #263 - tombombadil (10/22/2011) [-]
Well, you have a very right winged opinion, and I obviously can't change that. But consistently hating one man because he's in charge isn't gonna do shit.
User avatar #399 - footballmaniac (10/22/2011) [-]
Why does it always come down to that? I do not associate with any "major" political party. You can say someone is a terrible president without being a part of the other party.

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#6 - ithumbdownall (09/02/2013) [-]
I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
User avatar #5 - mycatthenazi (07/05/2012) [-]
**mycatthenazi rolled user lunasshadow **
User avatar #1 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
User avatar #2 to #1 - footballmaniac (09/03/2011) [-]
lol. I could always delete. :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
and i could keep commenting until you block me
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