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#79 - It seems to me that the sword was designed that way. The edges…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Ancestral Art On a Sword 0
User avatar #80 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, I forgot sarcastic air quotes around 'sword'.
#128 - Don't get me wrong, my computer is a monster too. It can easil…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2014 on must be love +1
User avatar #129 - EnergizierAnon (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm playing borderlands 2 on my PC with a controller. Most games nowadays are being made with controller support for the PC.
User avatar #130 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I'm still used to my PS3 controller.

Besides, if I'm playing a sexy ass HD sports game, I'd rather watch it on a big screen TV than on my laptop. Some games (like Dragon Age Origins or Heroes Of Might And Magic 3 pretty much have to be played on a computer). I guess it's pretty nice not to have to pay for games too.
User avatar #132 - EnergizierAnon (04/26/2014) [-]
alot of TV's double as computer monitors now as well, just sayin.

Also, eerk, sports games...
User avatar #136 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Fucking dammit! Stop shutting down all my pro-PS3 points!


I can't afford one of those. Happy??

Or maybe I like to watch TV shows / movies while I play games?
User avatar #141 - EnergizierAnon (04/26/2014) [-]
well, you could just buy anoth- (pushes me out the door, *slam*) -er tv for the background noise. right now i've just got my 19" as my gaming screen. hello? Can you hear me through this door?
User avatar #153 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
*locks door. puts on headphones. turns up to max.*

MASTER!!! MASTER!!!
WHERE'S THE DREAMS THAT I'VE BEEN AFTER???
MASTER!!! MASTER!!!
PROMISED ONLY LIES!!!
#134 - Yeah I really like the 'body high'. Took an 8th of shrooms and…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Walking past the cops High 0
User avatar #141 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
the body high on lsd is weird i cant quite explain it but it seems like it will switch every so often
User avatar #143 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Interesting. Is it 'philosophical' like shrooms? Cuz I figured out the meaning of life on those bitches. That's gonna be hard to top. lol
User avatar #145 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
it can be it just depends how far you let your mind wonder
User avatar #147 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
But yeah thanks for the advice. I'll definitely tell you about my experience tomorrow.
User avatar #149 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
haha awesome have fun. if you want to have a real fun night id recomend you take 2 tabs since you already know how shrooms are. because theres nothing like yourr first time
User avatar #150 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Are you sure? I mean the shit I'm getting is pretty strong and I don't really wanna do too much and get a bad trip.
User avatar #152 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont think it would happen but id say get 2 take one and if you feel like you want to trip more after the first 2 hours take another. most people i do acid with there first time take 2 and there fine there was one person that had a bad trip though
User avatar #155 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I'll prolly do that. That's what I did with shrooms: took half the 8th, didn't hallucinate like I expected, so I took the rest and soon tripped balls. Haha.
#156 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
haha awesome
User avatar #146 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't let my mind wonder. I'm afraid it won't come back.
#132 - Hmm. Which would you recommend, South Park, Family Guy, or Spo…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Walking past the cops High 0
User avatar #133 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
probobly spongebob. i think the best are adventure time courage the cowardly dog and grim adventures though. if you want a good movie watch evil dead 2 i had literally the best time ever watching it

and if youve done shrooms expect that high but way different in a way
User avatar #134 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I really like the 'body high'. Took an 8th of shrooms and my skin felt like it was melting. lol
User avatar #141 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
the body high on lsd is weird i cant quite explain it but it seems like it will switch every so often
User avatar #143 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Interesting. Is it 'philosophical' like shrooms? Cuz I figured out the meaning of life on those bitches. That's gonna be hard to top. lol
User avatar #145 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
it can be it just depends how far you let your mind wonder
User avatar #147 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
But yeah thanks for the advice. I'll definitely tell you about my experience tomorrow.
User avatar #149 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
haha awesome have fun. if you want to have a real fun night id recomend you take 2 tabs since you already know how shrooms are. because theres nothing like yourr first time
User avatar #150 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Are you sure? I mean the shit I'm getting is pretty strong and I don't really wanna do too much and get a bad trip.
User avatar #152 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont think it would happen but id say get 2 take one and if you feel like you want to trip more after the first 2 hours take another. most people i do acid with there first time take 2 and there fine there was one person that had a bad trip though
User avatar #155 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I'll prolly do that. That's what I did with shrooms: took half the 8th, didn't hallucinate like I expected, so I took the rest and soon tripped balls. Haha.
#156 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
haha awesome
User avatar #146 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't let my mind wonder. I'm afraid it won't come back.
#128 - Why not? 04/26/2014 on Walking past the cops High 0
#116 - Too bad I use a PS3. Too bad I'm too loyal to my PS3 …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/26/2014 on must be love +3
User avatar #123 - EnergizierAnon (04/26/2014) [-]
To bad i bought a better PC. i like my computer to much to even bother with the new systems.

Lies! i would have gotten a PS4 if they had not decided to go the "xbox live route. PS4 you have to pay to play online. So i'm just gonna stick to my PC now.
User avatar #128 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, my computer is a monster too. It can easily run any console game. But unless I actually learned to play the game on a PC, I will always prefer the feel of a controller to keys. I feel it's also a lot easier to control a joystick. Just about every key has a use and you don't have to fuck around with so many keys.
User avatar #129 - EnergizierAnon (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm playing borderlands 2 on my PC with a controller. Most games nowadays are being made with controller support for the PC.
User avatar #130 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I'm still used to my PS3 controller.

Besides, if I'm playing a sexy ass HD sports game, I'd rather watch it on a big screen TV than on my laptop. Some games (like Dragon Age Origins or Heroes Of Might And Magic 3 pretty much have to be played on a computer). I guess it's pretty nice not to have to pay for games too.
User avatar #132 - EnergizierAnon (04/26/2014) [-]
alot of TV's double as computer monitors now as well, just sayin.

Also, eerk, sports games...
User avatar #136 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Fucking dammit! Stop shutting down all my pro-PS3 points!


I can't afford one of those. Happy??

Or maybe I like to watch TV shows / movies while I play games?
User avatar #141 - EnergizierAnon (04/26/2014) [-]
well, you could just buy anoth- (pushes me out the door, *slam*) -er tv for the background noise. right now i've just got my 19" as my gaming screen. hello? Can you hear me through this door?
User avatar #153 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
*locks door. puts on headphones. turns up to max.*

MASTER!!! MASTER!!!
WHERE'S THE DREAMS THAT I'VE BEEN AFTER???
MASTER!!! MASTER!!!
PROMISED ONLY LIES!!!
#125 - I'm about to take my first tab tomorrow. Any advice?  [+] (18 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Walking past the cops High 0
User avatar #165 - gmarrox (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, take more than one tab. Takes between 2 and 3 to start a real trip. Even more if it's not high quality.
#130 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
and save this video for when you hit your peek if you can remember

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h4-fcjW5Is
#129 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
have some good music and techno. cartoons are the best especially adventure time. if you have a few extra dollars id recommend getting some glow sticks. but the main thing is just chill and have fun and it will be the best time
User avatar #132 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Hmm. Which would you recommend, South Park, Family Guy, or SpongeBob?


Also, another question, is cid similar to shrooms? Cuz I did those before.
User avatar #133 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
probobly spongebob. i think the best are adventure time courage the cowardly dog and grim adventures though. if you want a good movie watch evil dead 2 i had literally the best time ever watching it

and if youve done shrooms expect that high but way different in a way
User avatar #134 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I really like the 'body high'. Took an 8th of shrooms and my skin felt like it was melting. lol
User avatar #141 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
the body high on lsd is weird i cant quite explain it but it seems like it will switch every so often
User avatar #143 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Interesting. Is it 'philosophical' like shrooms? Cuz I figured out the meaning of life on those bitches. That's gonna be hard to top. lol
User avatar #145 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
it can be it just depends how far you let your mind wonder
User avatar #147 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
But yeah thanks for the advice. I'll definitely tell you about my experience tomorrow.
User avatar #149 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
haha awesome have fun. if you want to have a real fun night id recomend you take 2 tabs since you already know how shrooms are. because theres nothing like yourr first time
User avatar #150 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Are you sure? I mean the shit I'm getting is pretty strong and I don't really wanna do too much and get a bad trip.
User avatar #152 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
i dont think it would happen but id say get 2 take one and if you feel like you want to trip more after the first 2 hours take another. most people i do acid with there first time take 2 and there fine there was one person that had a bad trip though
User avatar #155 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I'll prolly do that. That's what I did with shrooms: took half the 8th, didn't hallucinate like I expected, so I took the rest and soon tripped balls. Haha.
#156 - niggerlips (04/26/2014) [-]
haha awesome
User avatar #146 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't let my mind wonder. I'm afraid it won't come back.
#127 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
don't go in any caves
User avatar #128 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Why not?
#77 - I really hope you were joking. Even the Homo Erectus knew that…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Ancestral Art On a Sword 0
User avatar #78 - neoexdeath (04/26/2014) [-]
I mean, if its been sitting in some tomb or buried underground for three millenia, its probably not in the best of shape, and there's nothing any blacksmith could do to prepare an object for THAT period of time of insufficient care
User avatar #79 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
It seems to me that the sword was designed that way. The edges are just too 'perfect' for natural erosion.
User avatar #80 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, I forgot sarcastic air quotes around 'sword'.
#74 - That's a fucking retarded sword. It's not even sharp.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Ancestral Art On a Sword 0
User avatar #75 - neoexdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Its almost three millenia old, dude. Cut the blacksmith some slack.
User avatar #77 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
I really hope you were joking. Even the Homo Erectus knew that weapons must be sharp. Well they don't HAVE to. But if it's not sharp, it's a club, not a sword.
User avatar #78 - neoexdeath (04/26/2014) [-]
I mean, if its been sitting in some tomb or buried underground for three millenia, its probably not in the best of shape, and there's nothing any blacksmith could do to prepare an object for THAT period of time of insufficient care
User avatar #79 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
It seems to me that the sword was designed that way. The edges are just too 'perfect' for natural erosion.
User avatar #80 - footballmaniac (04/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, I forgot sarcastic air quotes around 'sword'.
#24 - Good. Fuck pigs.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on how unfortunate -12
User avatar #60 - lordjebadia (04/18/2014) [-]
more edgy than a bag of FUCKING RAZORS
#37 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Shut up you edgy cunt.
User avatar #26 - adunsaveme (04/18/2014) [-]
it's like you're implying every cop ever deserves bad things to happen to them
#264 - I wouldn't necessarily refuse the offer. There's a difference …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on no problem 0
#266 - yunogasaii (04/17/2014) [-]
I still don't understand, there's almost no downside in this offer, if you outlive your friends + family, just die. If you get bored, just die. I mean, you could travel the world without any fear of dying, seeing everything marvelous and wonderful that there is to see.

If you're still talking about the most basic form of immortality, then yeah, I wouldn't choose it either. My biggest fear is being trapped in something, not being able to do anything for eternity, like a prison or under a crashed car.
#260 - True. But you asked about immortality in general.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on no problem 0
#263 - yunogasaii (04/17/2014) [-]
Yes, but you clearly refused the offer, even though your biggest fear wasn't included in this 'version' of immortality. I do agree with you in the case that you'd never die.
User avatar #264 - footballmaniac (04/17/2014) [-]
I wouldn't necessarily refuse the offer. There's a difference between long-lived and immortal. I would simply live out my life and do all kinds of crazy shit until I either A) get bored or B) get gunned down in a police shootout.
#266 - yunogasaii (04/17/2014) [-]
I still don't understand, there's almost no downside in this offer, if you outlive your friends + family, just die. If you get bored, just die. I mean, you could travel the world without any fear of dying, seeing everything marvelous and wonderful that there is to see.

If you're still talking about the most basic form of immortality, then yeah, I wouldn't choose it either. My biggest fear is being trapped in something, not being able to do anything for eternity, like a prison or under a crashed car.
#256 - It seems great at first, but you have to consider that you hav…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2014 on no problem 0
#295 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
I use immortality to work to save the world and enjoy it's tech. It gets hard when you need to not get involved with a relationship and not get too attached to anyone. I live as long as mankind will live. When mankind dies I die.
#258 - uryuuminene (04/17/2014) [-]
The thing is, you get to choose when you die with this deal (just don't wank it for 24 hours)
User avatar #260 - footballmaniac (04/17/2014) [-]
True. But you asked about immortality in general.
#263 - yunogasaii (04/17/2014) [-]
Yes, but you clearly refused the offer, even though your biggest fear wasn't included in this 'version' of immortality. I do agree with you in the case that you'd never die.
User avatar #264 - footballmaniac (04/17/2014) [-]
I wouldn't necessarily refuse the offer. There's a difference between long-lived and immortal. I would simply live out my life and do all kinds of crazy shit until I either A) get bored or B) get gunned down in a police shootout.
#266 - yunogasaii (04/17/2014) [-]
I still don't understand, there's almost no downside in this offer, if you outlive your friends + family, just die. If you get bored, just die. I mean, you could travel the world without any fear of dying, seeing everything marvelous and wonderful that there is to see.

If you're still talking about the most basic form of immortality, then yeah, I wouldn't choose it either. My biggest fear is being trapped in something, not being able to do anything for eternity, like a prison or under a crashed car.
#34 - I don't get it. 04/17/2014 on WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 0
#26 - The look on the cat's face is priceless. 04/13/2014 on And the Oscar goes to.. +1
#59 - What game is this? 04/12/2014 on Bring Back Creative Developers 0
#55 - Huh? Explain yourself.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Bring Back Creative Developers 0
#58 - urapooper (04/12/2014) [-]
I remember seeing a library and you unlock images or scenes that you come across while playing the game.
User avatar #59 - footballmaniac (04/12/2014) [-]
What game is this?
#130 - Comment deleted 04/09/2014 on Experiment +8
#109 - **footballmaniac rolled image ** mfw I have an 8 inch cock … 04/08/2014 on high schoolers 0
#83 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on fuck that bitch +1
User avatar #87 - Tyranitar (04/08/2014) [-]
Michael Jackson with a snake fetish?
#84 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
pepsi
#10 - This show is the shit. 04/07/2014 on Good point sam and cat 0
#301 - The thing is... I'm always being a massive prick, and you know…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? 0
#333 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy what short life you have left, then,
#131 - Dude. You're not funny. Please stop.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on When My Friends Mention Anime 0
#137 - Brass (04/06/2014) [-]
#273 - Doesn't remember every comment. Has Alzheimers... at age 1…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? 0
#300 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
If I remember it, you should be able to remember it. I mean, cmon. If you're being a massive prick then at least remember when you're being a massive prick
User avatar #301 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
The thing is... I'm always being a massive prick, and you know what? I don't give two shits what you think about it.
#333 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy what short life you have left, then,
#226 - You're right, I do care more about animals than humans. But wt…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? 0
#235 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I remember both your douchey trademark retard name and your comment. Maybe you have alzheimers. Wow, you are just a plethora of psychological mess-ups.
User avatar #273 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
Doesn't remember every comment.
Has Alzheimers... at age 18.


Anonfag logic.
#300 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
If I remember it, you should be able to remember it. I mean, cmon. If you're being a massive prick then at least remember when you're being a massive prick
User avatar #301 - footballmaniac (04/06/2014) [-]
The thing is... I'm always being a massive prick, and you know what? I don't give two shits what you think about it.
#333 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy what short life you have left, then,
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*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
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