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#18 - Okay, if dumb **** like THIS: can get 200+ thumb…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on You'll get no title and... -9
#23 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Maybe if you didn't post crap like this you wouldn't have gotten your DUI.
#29 - Like I give a **** what you think. I'm out. I jus…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Mean Girls -23
#49 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey, I see you're online, so I just wanted to tell you that you're a FUCKING MORON. Write that on a note since you're probably blackout drunk right now and therefore you won't remember it/be in control of how you respond to it. I hope you try to drink and drive again, and then end up hitting you're entire family who just happen to be out driving around together, and then you all get very seriously injured, and then while you're all writhing in pain, soaked in gasoline and each others blood, and smashed in between cars and twisted metal... I hope a fucking semi comes in and runs into you all. I don't want it to kill you though, just run over your body, that way you can't breathe, and you can't get up to try and help anyone you just killed. As you lie there, slowly dying, you come out of the "blackout drunk" stage and realize what you've done. You feel regret, then you die and go to hell to suffer for all of eternity because you're a sack of shit.
User avatar #50 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey guess what?
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.
#44 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Please go crash into a concrete wall at about 110mph! Don't even think about it, you'll be too "blacked out" to even remember doing it! You god damn, ignorant, stupid fucking waste of space. Seriously, I HOPE and PRAY that a drunk driver kills your entire family tonight, that way you can experience first hand what stupid shit heads like you are capable of doing when you disobey "draconian" laws to "have fun hurr durr"!
User avatar #40 - mymommasallama (05/02/2014) [-]
>proud of doing something that could get you killed or much more importantly other people or arrested again
you sir are why the darwin awards were invented
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2014) [-]
Just accept that you're wrong, swallow your petty pride, and take his advice before you get yourself killed.
#36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/02/2014) [-]
#35 - spinaltap (05/02/2014) [-]
If your serious, hope you wrap your car around a pole and remove yourself from society
#34 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
hope you crash into a tree :]
User avatar #42 - yunoavailable (05/02/2014) [-]
why would you want to kill a perfectly good tree. a rock would be better
#26 - I'm not saying it was wise to get THAT ****** up …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Mean Girls -26
User avatar #28 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Phff! Yeah, maaan!
I too hate those utterly draconian laws, that state "Dont kill" and "Dont rape". Its almost like the laws were designed by squares whose only purpose in life is to ruin my fun, maaan!

The rules are there, to prevend fucktards like from doing stupid shit. And the rules are draconian, because these things are a black and white issue. Dont be a fucking retard. Those are the rules. Obviously, I see why a person like you would have a difficult time with rules such as that...
User avatar #29 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck what you think. I'm out. I just took some benzos. Think I'll go for a drive.
#49 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey, I see you're online, so I just wanted to tell you that you're a FUCKING MORON. Write that on a note since you're probably blackout drunk right now and therefore you won't remember it/be in control of how you respond to it. I hope you try to drink and drive again, and then end up hitting you're entire family who just happen to be out driving around together, and then you all get very seriously injured, and then while you're all writhing in pain, soaked in gasoline and each others blood, and smashed in between cars and twisted metal... I hope a fucking semi comes in and runs into you all. I don't want it to kill you though, just run over your body, that way you can't breathe, and you can't get up to try and help anyone you just killed. As you lie there, slowly dying, you come out of the "blackout drunk" stage and realize what you've done. You feel regret, then you die and go to hell to suffer for all of eternity because you're a sack of shit.
User avatar #50 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey guess what?
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.
#44 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Please go crash into a concrete wall at about 110mph! Don't even think about it, you'll be too "blacked out" to even remember doing it! You god damn, ignorant, stupid fucking waste of space. Seriously, I HOPE and PRAY that a drunk driver kills your entire family tonight, that way you can experience first hand what stupid shit heads like you are capable of doing when you disobey "draconian" laws to "have fun hurr durr"!
User avatar #40 - mymommasallama (05/02/2014) [-]
>proud of doing something that could get you killed or much more importantly other people or arrested again
you sir are why the darwin awards were invented
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2014) [-]
Just accept that you're wrong, swallow your petty pride, and take his advice before you get yourself killed.
#36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/02/2014) [-]
#35 - spinaltap (05/02/2014) [-]
If your serious, hope you wrap your car around a pole and remove yourself from society
#34 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
hope you crash into a tree :]
User avatar #42 - yunoavailable (05/02/2014) [-]
why would you want to kill a perfectly good tree. a rock would be better
#20 - So if your BAC is even slightly above .08, you're gonna crash …  [+] (17 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Mean Girls -27
#45 - luderudecrude (05/02/2014) [-]
how about this. toss your fucking keys to someone when you know your gonna get shitfaced.
#43 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
You're a fucking moron. Seriously, do us all a favor and kill yourself right now.
User avatar #25 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Mate, if you were blackout drunk, your alcohol contend was a bit over .08, I think. Quit your bullshit, and man up to whatever lousy choises you make while drunk.
The trash you're pulling here, is no better than the girls who sleep around during a party and then cry rape the next morning. Man up, or shut up. Those are your options.
User avatar #26 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it was wise to get THAT fucked up that day. I just the draconian DUI laws in this country are bullshit.
User avatar #28 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Phff! Yeah, maaan!
I too hate those utterly draconian laws, that state "Dont kill" and "Dont rape". Its almost like the laws were designed by squares whose only purpose in life is to ruin my fun, maaan!

The rules are there, to prevend fucktards like from doing stupid shit. And the rules are draconian, because these things are a black and white issue. Dont be a fucking retard. Those are the rules. Obviously, I see why a person like you would have a difficult time with rules such as that...
User avatar #29 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck what you think. I'm out. I just took some benzos. Think I'll go for a drive.
#49 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey, I see you're online, so I just wanted to tell you that you're a FUCKING MORON. Write that on a note since you're probably blackout drunk right now and therefore you won't remember it/be in control of how you respond to it. I hope you try to drink and drive again, and then end up hitting you're entire family who just happen to be out driving around together, and then you all get very seriously injured, and then while you're all writhing in pain, soaked in gasoline and each others blood, and smashed in between cars and twisted metal... I hope a fucking semi comes in and runs into you all. I don't want it to kill you though, just run over your body, that way you can't breathe, and you can't get up to try and help anyone you just killed. As you lie there, slowly dying, you come out of the "blackout drunk" stage and realize what you've done. You feel regret, then you die and go to hell to suffer for all of eternity because you're a sack of shit.
User avatar #50 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey guess what?
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.
#44 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Please go crash into a concrete wall at about 110mph! Don't even think about it, you'll be too "blacked out" to even remember doing it! You god damn, ignorant, stupid fucking waste of space. Seriously, I HOPE and PRAY that a drunk driver kills your entire family tonight, that way you can experience first hand what stupid shit heads like you are capable of doing when you disobey "draconian" laws to "have fun hurr durr"!
User avatar #40 - mymommasallama (05/02/2014) [-]
>proud of doing something that could get you killed or much more importantly other people or arrested again
you sir are why the darwin awards were invented
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2014) [-]
Just accept that you're wrong, swallow your petty pride, and take his advice before you get yourself killed.
#36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/02/2014) [-]
#35 - spinaltap (05/02/2014) [-]
If your serious, hope you wrap your car around a pole and remove yourself from society
#34 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
hope you crash into a tree :]
User avatar #42 - yunoavailable (05/02/2014) [-]
why would you want to kill a perfectly good tree. a rock would be better
User avatar #23 - articulate (05/01/2014) [-]
You could, or your reaction time could be slowed just enough for you to be unable to swerve to not hit a car/tree/person in your way. Driving even after one drink is just not a good idea.
#22 - oyes (05/01/2014) [-]
srsly guy, you're fucking retarded.

you deserved the dui.
tbh you don't deserve a license at all, you sound like a danger to society and stupid enough to be one of those people who think they're never wrong. when infact they usually are
#18 - You obviously never drank before.  [+] (19 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Mean Girls -28
User avatar #19 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Btitch, I'm Danish! If i go a month without getting so wasted that my memory has gaps in it, I start getting twitcy.
But I've never done anything has mind numbing retarded as driving under the influence. I tend to be able realise when an idea is "Its alright, I'm drunk!"-stupid, and "I'll get send to jail/die"-stupid, even while drunk.
User avatar #20 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
So if your BAC is even slightly above .08, you're gonna crash and die. Good to know.
#45 - luderudecrude (05/02/2014) [-]
how about this. toss your fucking keys to someone when you know your gonna get shitfaced.
#43 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
You're a fucking moron. Seriously, do us all a favor and kill yourself right now.
User avatar #25 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Mate, if you were blackout drunk, your alcohol contend was a bit over .08, I think. Quit your bullshit, and man up to whatever lousy choises you make while drunk.
The trash you're pulling here, is no better than the girls who sleep around during a party and then cry rape the next morning. Man up, or shut up. Those are your options.
User avatar #26 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it was wise to get THAT fucked up that day. I just the draconian DUI laws in this country are bullshit.
User avatar #28 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Phff! Yeah, maaan!
I too hate those utterly draconian laws, that state "Dont kill" and "Dont rape". Its almost like the laws were designed by squares whose only purpose in life is to ruin my fun, maaan!

The rules are there, to prevend fucktards like from doing stupid shit. And the rules are draconian, because these things are a black and white issue. Dont be a fucking retard. Those are the rules. Obviously, I see why a person like you would have a difficult time with rules such as that...
User avatar #29 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck what you think. I'm out. I just took some benzos. Think I'll go for a drive.
#49 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey, I see you're online, so I just wanted to tell you that you're a FUCKING MORON. Write that on a note since you're probably blackout drunk right now and therefore you won't remember it/be in control of how you respond to it. I hope you try to drink and drive again, and then end up hitting you're entire family who just happen to be out driving around together, and then you all get very seriously injured, and then while you're all writhing in pain, soaked in gasoline and each others blood, and smashed in between cars and twisted metal... I hope a fucking semi comes in and runs into you all. I don't want it to kill you though, just run over your body, that way you can't breathe, and you can't get up to try and help anyone you just killed. As you lie there, slowly dying, you come out of the "blackout drunk" stage and realize what you've done. You feel regret, then you die and go to hell to suffer for all of eternity because you're a sack of shit.
User avatar #50 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey guess what?
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.
#44 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Please go crash into a concrete wall at about 110mph! Don't even think about it, you'll be too "blacked out" to even remember doing it! You god damn, ignorant, stupid fucking waste of space. Seriously, I HOPE and PRAY that a drunk driver kills your entire family tonight, that way you can experience first hand what stupid shit heads like you are capable of doing when you disobey "draconian" laws to "have fun hurr durr"!
User avatar #40 - mymommasallama (05/02/2014) [-]
>proud of doing something that could get you killed or much more importantly other people or arrested again
you sir are why the darwin awards were invented
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2014) [-]
Just accept that you're wrong, swallow your petty pride, and take his advice before you get yourself killed.
#36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/02/2014) [-]
#35 - spinaltap (05/02/2014) [-]
If your serious, hope you wrap your car around a pole and remove yourself from society
#34 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
hope you crash into a tree :]
User avatar #42 - yunoavailable (05/02/2014) [-]
why would you want to kill a perfectly good tree. a rock would be better
User avatar #23 - articulate (05/01/2014) [-]
You could, or your reaction time could be slowed just enough for you to be unable to swerve to not hit a car/tree/person in your way. Driving even after one drink is just not a good idea.
#22 - oyes (05/01/2014) [-]
srsly guy, you're fucking retarded.

you deserved the dui.
tbh you don't deserve a license at all, you sound like a danger to society and stupid enough to be one of those people who think they're never wrong. when infact they usually are
#14 - Not really. There's drunk and there's blackout drunk. When you…  [+] (23 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Mean Girls -27
#27 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
Bull. Fucking. Shit. You Jackass, you could have seriously fucking hurt or killed someone/yourself! I swear to God, if you ever do anything so stupid ever again, I will track you down and fucking murder your retarded bitch ass. Don't start that "I don't remember, I was blacked out" bullshit, you fucking faggot. YOU are responsible for your decisions and YOU chose to drink that much to begin with. I hope they put you under house arrest with 2 fucking ankle monitors after they revoked your fucking license, made you served at least a month in prison, and also made you pay a $1,000 fine (minimum). You are SCUM! Go drive off a fucking cliff you selfish, retarded, stupid, moronic fucking asshole!
User avatar #17 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Then dont get blackout drunk. "I wasn't in controle, because i was blackout drunk!" is the same thing as saying "I wasn't in controle of that rocks trajectory after I'de thrown it. Not my fault it struck your face.".
User avatar #18 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
You obviously never drank before.
User avatar #19 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Btitch, I'm Danish! If i go a month without getting so wasted that my memory has gaps in it, I start getting twitcy.
But I've never done anything has mind numbing retarded as driving under the influence. I tend to be able realise when an idea is "Its alright, I'm drunk!"-stupid, and "I'll get send to jail/die"-stupid, even while drunk.
User avatar #20 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
So if your BAC is even slightly above .08, you're gonna crash and die. Good to know.
#45 - luderudecrude (05/02/2014) [-]
how about this. toss your fucking keys to someone when you know your gonna get shitfaced.
#43 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
You're a fucking moron. Seriously, do us all a favor and kill yourself right now.
User avatar #25 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Mate, if you were blackout drunk, your alcohol contend was a bit over .08, I think. Quit your bullshit, and man up to whatever lousy choises you make while drunk.
The trash you're pulling here, is no better than the girls who sleep around during a party and then cry rape the next morning. Man up, or shut up. Those are your options.
User avatar #26 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it was wise to get THAT fucked up that day. I just the draconian DUI laws in this country are bullshit.
User avatar #28 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Phff! Yeah, maaan!
I too hate those utterly draconian laws, that state "Dont kill" and "Dont rape". Its almost like the laws were designed by squares whose only purpose in life is to ruin my fun, maaan!

The rules are there, to prevend fucktards like from doing stupid shit. And the rules are draconian, because these things are a black and white issue. Dont be a fucking retard. Those are the rules. Obviously, I see why a person like you would have a difficult time with rules such as that...
User avatar #29 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck what you think. I'm out. I just took some benzos. Think I'll go for a drive.
#49 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey, I see you're online, so I just wanted to tell you that you're a FUCKING MORON. Write that on a note since you're probably blackout drunk right now and therefore you won't remember it/be in control of how you respond to it. I hope you try to drink and drive again, and then end up hitting you're entire family who just happen to be out driving around together, and then you all get very seriously injured, and then while you're all writhing in pain, soaked in gasoline and each others blood, and smashed in between cars and twisted metal... I hope a fucking semi comes in and runs into you all. I don't want it to kill you though, just run over your body, that way you can't breathe, and you can't get up to try and help anyone you just killed. As you lie there, slowly dying, you come out of the "blackout drunk" stage and realize what you've done. You feel regret, then you die and go to hell to suffer for all of eternity because you're a sack of shit.
User avatar #50 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey guess what?
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.
#44 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Please go crash into a concrete wall at about 110mph! Don't even think about it, you'll be too "blacked out" to even remember doing it! You god damn, ignorant, stupid fucking waste of space. Seriously, I HOPE and PRAY that a drunk driver kills your entire family tonight, that way you can experience first hand what stupid shit heads like you are capable of doing when you disobey "draconian" laws to "have fun hurr durr"!
User avatar #40 - mymommasallama (05/02/2014) [-]
>proud of doing something that could get you killed or much more importantly other people or arrested again
you sir are why the darwin awards were invented
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2014) [-]
Just accept that you're wrong, swallow your petty pride, and take his advice before you get yourself killed.
#36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/02/2014) [-]
#35 - spinaltap (05/02/2014) [-]
If your serious, hope you wrap your car around a pole and remove yourself from society
#34 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
hope you crash into a tree :]
User avatar #42 - yunoavailable (05/02/2014) [-]
why would you want to kill a perfectly good tree. a rock would be better
User avatar #23 - articulate (05/01/2014) [-]
You could, or your reaction time could be slowed just enough for you to be unable to swerve to not hit a car/tree/person in your way. Driving even after one drink is just not a good idea.
#22 - oyes (05/01/2014) [-]
srsly guy, you're fucking retarded.

you deserved the dui.
tbh you don't deserve a license at all, you sound like a danger to society and stupid enough to be one of those people who think they're never wrong. when infact they usually are
User avatar #16 - sicohippy (05/01/2014) [-]
If you're going to be drinking you should be thinking before hand, you have the power not the get smashed when you know you have to end up driving home.
#12 - I didn't say I blame my parents, just said that they had the p…  [+] (25 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Mean Girls -31
User avatar #13 - sicohippy (05/01/2014) [-]
You are the only one who had the power to prevent yourself from getting in a car while drunk.
User avatar #14 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Not really. There's drunk and there's blackout drunk. When you're blackout drunk, you're not in control anymore.
#27 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
Bull. Fucking. Shit. You Jackass, you could have seriously fucking hurt or killed someone/yourself! I swear to God, if you ever do anything so stupid ever again, I will track you down and fucking murder your retarded bitch ass. Don't start that "I don't remember, I was blacked out" bullshit, you fucking faggot. YOU are responsible for your decisions and YOU chose to drink that much to begin with. I hope they put you under house arrest with 2 fucking ankle monitors after they revoked your fucking license, made you served at least a month in prison, and also made you pay a $1,000 fine (minimum). You are SCUM! Go drive off a fucking cliff you selfish, retarded, stupid, moronic fucking asshole!
User avatar #17 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Then dont get blackout drunk. "I wasn't in controle, because i was blackout drunk!" is the same thing as saying "I wasn't in controle of that rocks trajectory after I'de thrown it. Not my fault it struck your face.".
User avatar #18 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
You obviously never drank before.
User avatar #19 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Btitch, I'm Danish! If i go a month without getting so wasted that my memory has gaps in it, I start getting twitcy.
But I've never done anything has mind numbing retarded as driving under the influence. I tend to be able realise when an idea is "Its alright, I'm drunk!"-stupid, and "I'll get send to jail/die"-stupid, even while drunk.
User avatar #20 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
So if your BAC is even slightly above .08, you're gonna crash and die. Good to know.
#45 - luderudecrude (05/02/2014) [-]
how about this. toss your fucking keys to someone when you know your gonna get shitfaced.
#43 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
You're a fucking moron. Seriously, do us all a favor and kill yourself right now.
User avatar #25 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Mate, if you were blackout drunk, your alcohol contend was a bit over .08, I think. Quit your bullshit, and man up to whatever lousy choises you make while drunk.
The trash you're pulling here, is no better than the girls who sleep around during a party and then cry rape the next morning. Man up, or shut up. Those are your options.
User avatar #26 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it was wise to get THAT fucked up that day. I just the draconian DUI laws in this country are bullshit.
User avatar #28 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Phff! Yeah, maaan!
I too hate those utterly draconian laws, that state "Dont kill" and "Dont rape". Its almost like the laws were designed by squares whose only purpose in life is to ruin my fun, maaan!

The rules are there, to prevend fucktards like from doing stupid shit. And the rules are draconian, because these things are a black and white issue. Dont be a fucking retard. Those are the rules. Obviously, I see why a person like you would have a difficult time with rules such as that...
User avatar #29 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck what you think. I'm out. I just took some benzos. Think I'll go for a drive.
#49 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey, I see you're online, so I just wanted to tell you that you're a FUCKING MORON. Write that on a note since you're probably blackout drunk right now and therefore you won't remember it/be in control of how you respond to it. I hope you try to drink and drive again, and then end up hitting you're entire family who just happen to be out driving around together, and then you all get very seriously injured, and then while you're all writhing in pain, soaked in gasoline and each others blood, and smashed in between cars and twisted metal... I hope a fucking semi comes in and runs into you all. I don't want it to kill you though, just run over your body, that way you can't breathe, and you can't get up to try and help anyone you just killed. As you lie there, slowly dying, you come out of the "blackout drunk" stage and realize what you've done. You feel regret, then you die and go to hell to suffer for all of eternity because you're a sack of shit.
User avatar #50 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey guess what?
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.
#44 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Please go crash into a concrete wall at about 110mph! Don't even think about it, you'll be too "blacked out" to even remember doing it! You god damn, ignorant, stupid fucking waste of space. Seriously, I HOPE and PRAY that a drunk driver kills your entire family tonight, that way you can experience first hand what stupid shit heads like you are capable of doing when you disobey "draconian" laws to "have fun hurr durr"!
User avatar #40 - mymommasallama (05/02/2014) [-]
>proud of doing something that could get you killed or much more importantly other people or arrested again
you sir are why the darwin awards were invented
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2014) [-]
Just accept that you're wrong, swallow your petty pride, and take his advice before you get yourself killed.
#36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/02/2014) [-]
#35 - spinaltap (05/02/2014) [-]
If your serious, hope you wrap your car around a pole and remove yourself from society
#34 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
hope you crash into a tree :]
User avatar #42 - yunoavailable (05/02/2014) [-]
why would you want to kill a perfectly good tree. a rock would be better
User avatar #23 - articulate (05/01/2014) [-]
You could, or your reaction time could be slowed just enough for you to be unable to swerve to not hit a car/tree/person in your way. Driving even after one drink is just not a good idea.
#22 - oyes (05/01/2014) [-]
srsly guy, you're fucking retarded.

you deserved the dui.
tbh you don't deserve a license at all, you sound like a danger to society and stupid enough to be one of those people who think they're never wrong. when infact they usually are
User avatar #16 - sicohippy (05/01/2014) [-]
If you're going to be drinking you should be thinking before hand, you have the power not the get smashed when you know you have to end up driving home.
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User avatar #39 - bothemastaofall (05/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/01/2014) [-]
You only have yourself to blame.
User avatar #30 - RealStrangeSteve (05/01/2014) [-]
Dude.... I got my first DUI before I was even old enough to drink. I've been in and out of jail a hand full of times relating to drinking and driving. Don't blame your parents, or anyone but yourself for your shitty life choices. Learn from them and don't repeat your same mistakes. I don't mean to lecture you, but drinking and driving is one of the dumbest things a person can do.
#9 - sicohippy (05/01/2014) [-]
Don't blame your parents because you made a shitty decision.
User avatar #12 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
I didn't say I blame my parents, just said that they had the power to prevent it.
User avatar #13 - sicohippy (05/01/2014) [-]
You are the only one who had the power to prevent yourself from getting in a car while drunk.
User avatar #14 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Not really. There's drunk and there's blackout drunk. When you're blackout drunk, you're not in control anymore.
#27 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
Bull. Fucking. Shit. You Jackass, you could have seriously fucking hurt or killed someone/yourself! I swear to God, if you ever do anything so stupid ever again, I will track you down and fucking murder your retarded bitch ass. Don't start that "I don't remember, I was blacked out" bullshit, you fucking faggot. YOU are responsible for your decisions and YOU chose to drink that much to begin with. I hope they put you under house arrest with 2 fucking ankle monitors after they revoked your fucking license, made you served at least a month in prison, and also made you pay a $1,000 fine (minimum). You are SCUM! Go drive off a fucking cliff you selfish, retarded, stupid, moronic fucking asshole!
User avatar #17 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Then dont get blackout drunk. "I wasn't in controle, because i was blackout drunk!" is the same thing as saying "I wasn't in controle of that rocks trajectory after I'de thrown it. Not my fault it struck your face.".
User avatar #18 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
You obviously never drank before.
User avatar #19 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Btitch, I'm Danish! If i go a month without getting so wasted that my memory has gaps in it, I start getting twitcy.
But I've never done anything has mind numbing retarded as driving under the influence. I tend to be able realise when an idea is "Its alright, I'm drunk!"-stupid, and "I'll get send to jail/die"-stupid, even while drunk.
User avatar #20 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
So if your BAC is even slightly above .08, you're gonna crash and die. Good to know.
#45 - luderudecrude (05/02/2014) [-]
how about this. toss your fucking keys to someone when you know your gonna get shitfaced.
#43 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
You're a fucking moron. Seriously, do us all a favor and kill yourself right now.
User avatar #25 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Mate, if you were blackout drunk, your alcohol contend was a bit over .08, I think. Quit your bullshit, and man up to whatever lousy choises you make while drunk.
The trash you're pulling here, is no better than the girls who sleep around during a party and then cry rape the next morning. Man up, or shut up. Those are your options.
User avatar #26 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it was wise to get THAT fucked up that day. I just the draconian DUI laws in this country are bullshit.
User avatar #28 - krobeles (05/01/2014) [-]
Phff! Yeah, maaan!
I too hate those utterly draconian laws, that state "Dont kill" and "Dont rape". Its almost like the laws were designed by squares whose only purpose in life is to ruin my fun, maaan!

The rules are there, to prevend fucktards like from doing stupid shit. And the rules are draconian, because these things are a black and white issue. Dont be a fucking retard. Those are the rules. Obviously, I see why a person like you would have a difficult time with rules such as that...
User avatar #29 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck what you think. I'm out. I just took some benzos. Think I'll go for a drive.
#49 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey, I see you're online, so I just wanted to tell you that you're a FUCKING MORON. Write that on a note since you're probably blackout drunk right now and therefore you won't remember it/be in control of how you respond to it. I hope you try to drink and drive again, and then end up hitting you're entire family who just happen to be out driving around together, and then you all get very seriously injured, and then while you're all writhing in pain, soaked in gasoline and each others blood, and smashed in between cars and twisted metal... I hope a fucking semi comes in and runs into you all. I don't want it to kill you though, just run over your body, that way you can't breathe, and you can't get up to try and help anyone you just killed. As you lie there, slowly dying, you come out of the "blackout drunk" stage and realize what you've done. You feel regret, then you die and go to hell to suffer for all of eternity because you're a sack of shit.
User avatar #50 - footballmaniac (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey guess what?
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.
#44 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Please go crash into a concrete wall at about 110mph! Don't even think about it, you'll be too "blacked out" to even remember doing it! You god damn, ignorant, stupid fucking waste of space. Seriously, I HOPE and PRAY that a drunk driver kills your entire family tonight, that way you can experience first hand what stupid shit heads like you are capable of doing when you disobey "draconian" laws to "have fun hurr durr"!
User avatar #40 - mymommasallama (05/02/2014) [-]
>proud of doing something that could get you killed or much more importantly other people or arrested again
you sir are why the darwin awards were invented
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2014) [-]
Just accept that you're wrong, swallow your petty pride, and take his advice before you get yourself killed.
#36 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/02/2014) [-]
#35 - spinaltap (05/02/2014) [-]
If your serious, hope you wrap your car around a pole and remove yourself from society
#34 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
hope you crash into a tree :]
User avatar #42 - yunoavailable (05/02/2014) [-]
why would you want to kill a perfectly good tree. a rock would be better
User avatar #23 - articulate (05/01/2014) [-]
You could, or your reaction time could be slowed just enough for you to be unable to swerve to not hit a car/tree/person in your way. Driving even after one drink is just not a good idea.
#22 - oyes (05/01/2014) [-]
srsly guy, you're fucking retarded.

you deserved the dui.
tbh you don't deserve a license at all, you sound like a danger to society and stupid enough to be one of those people who think they're never wrong. when infact they usually are
User avatar #16 - sicohippy (05/01/2014) [-]
If you're going to be drinking you should be thinking before hand, you have the power not the get smashed when you know you have to end up driving home.
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It's the games not the system. Only one I've seen so far is on Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds for 3DS.
They're doing it to help combat child obesity but it doesn't seem to work.
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Dude. There is no way this is actually LOL.
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I guess it's trying to shame drug related anything socially, but ya still as bad as those ads that make all smokers look like borderline retarded.
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#109 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
get the fuck off you stupid piece of shit comparing yourself to a wild carnivore who eats meat to survive what the hell do the animals in nature have to do with humans who shop at supermarkets got everything and still choose to eat meat?! if you dont it for survival, then it is fucking murder that's IT!! by the way, you get your fucking protein from plants too you fucking bastard son of a shitty bitch uneducated as fuck go freaking kill yourself you fucking assfacing cocksucking motherfucking dickhead heartless murder! gtfo
#115 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Listen, some people enjoy meat, and guess what, we evolved feeding mainly on meat, not fruit and barley! So listen, it's great you're a vegan and are boasting, I respect you guys, I have a friend who's a vegan too, But seriously? You can whine if people are eating meat under your eyes, and that's way past the limit for some, but this, this is pure hating, and is unneede, cause if you don't like what you see, just move on. Seriously. Go on and say that you DIDN'T go hunting through the comments for a comment like this just to hate, win, and get noticed.
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Found the vegan.
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#162 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
It's China. Marrying with both families' approval is way more important than in the West where you can basically do what you want. Cultures are different in other places, try and accept that.
#168 - deezknuts (05/01/2014) [-]
>their culture is just different
>In Canada, they grow popsicle trees and their currency is hugs
>because their culture is different

just because their culture is different doesn't mean it isn't bullshit

#183 - Blasphemer (05/01/2014) [-]
Try having a gay marriage in Iran and say that shit after.
#166 - swagbot (05/01/2014) [-]
Then the Culture is Pathetic.

Way to miss the point, anon.
User avatar #227 - retrotroglodyte (05/01/2014) [-]
our culture is pathetic and stupid in so many ways, you just don't realize it because you live here
#266 - swagbot (05/02/2014) [-]
What the fuck, man - we're discussing CHINA right now.

What makes you think i don't have Plenty of criticisms of U.S. culture too?!

God, you people and your half-thought.
User avatar #164 - footballmaniac (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh. I wasn't aware of that.

Still fucking stupid though.
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