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#117 - Whether I was right or not, it does not justify his actions. S…  [+] (22 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Police Brutality. 0
#121 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Why were you being a dickhead? You caused it. 150% your own fucking fault. If you didn't be an asshole you would NOT have went to the hospital. Take some responsibility for your actions.
User avatar #127 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Also, if it's '150%' my fault, why did he lie on the affidavit? If he didn't do anything wrong, he should have no reason to lie.
User avatar #126 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, guess what, being a dick is my right as a U.S. citizen.

And again, whether or not you approve of my actions is neither my concern nor relevant to the situation.

Bottom line is, even if I'm being an asshole, they're supposed to have integrity and not abuse their position. Had someone mouthed off to me and I dropped their ass, I would be arrested. Why are pigs above the law?
#340 - Penn (01/15/2014) [-]
Actually, I agree with your statement. Being a dick is not against the law. I have been a complete ass hole to cops.

However, you need to understand that cops are practically in a constant threat. People will shoot a cop just because of the badge they are wearing. That's partially why cops are always straight and blunt with people when they first pull them over. You were intoxicated. Are intoxicated people known for making smart and coherent decisions? No. They're known for being angry and reacting violently in random spurts.

I don't know the exact situation you were in because I've only heard your side. If a cop feels threatened then he can (and will) do anything to make sure that threat is taken care of.

So, I agree with you that being a dick is not against the law, however, you need to understand that you were intoxicated and no one knows what you would have done next.

Do you have weapons on you? Are you a big person? Will you throw a random punch at me?

This is what the cop is thinking. And, if I were thinking that with a drunk guy, then I would stop him by any means. And guess what? I'm not above the law.
#186 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
So basically what I'm hearing is you were being an asshole because you didn't expect to be knocked flat on your ass. Then someone knocked you flat on your ass and you're bitching about it. You took advantage of a situation because you expected no consequences for you. Then you call the police officer a pussy below. You're the pussy for talking shit to him because you didn't think he would do anything about it.
User avatar #188 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
No consequences? I'm gonna be losing my license for at least a year, plus all the fines and court costs.

And no, that's not why I mouthed off. I was drunk off my ass, and whether or not he would do something about it was of little concern to me.

And yeah, I stand by calling him a pussy. Only reason I complain is BECAUSE he was a cop. I have gotten my ass kicked in my time. That's just life. Is it so wrong to expect the pigs to follow the laws they want us all to follow?
User avatar #152 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
If someone mouthed off to you, would you just take it? No.
User avatar #155 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
You're right, I wouldn't. But I would have to face the consequences like any other citizen. I don't get to rough up whoever I want and lie my way out of it.


But since we're on that point, if I'm AT WORK and someone is mouthing off, yeah, I don't really have much of a choice but to take it, or else I get FIRED.
User avatar #158 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
I work in a bakers, i get dickhead customers all the time, i just stay friendly, usually drives them insane. Maybe he was being rough, maybe he felt threatened by you whatever, you were being arrested to begin with so, just take it as a life lesson and keep your damn nose clean dude. Life sucks, stick to the positives, let it go, what's done is done. And chill.
User avatar #159 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
I know for a fact I was not threatening him in any way.

And don't try to judge me, you don't even know what I did. Although I admit I fucked up this time, not everything illegal is 'bad'.
User avatar #161 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
I wasn't judging you, I don't have the right to judge anyone, I was stating out the obvious you were being arrested. I said MAYBE for a reason mate.
User avatar #163 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Fair enough. But I'm pretty sure slamming me to the ground hard enough to cause injuries qualifies as 'rough'.

And like I said, I did nothing threatening. All I did was insult him and tell him what a fucking lowlife he is.
#165 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
Maybe you got to him? Might of snapped. Or perhaps he's a knobjockey. But again, it's done.

Least you got a pretty interesting story to tell peeps.
User avatar #169 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Well quite obviously I got to him! That's my point. No matter what arrestees say, the cop is supposed to have integrity. Unless they're ACTUALLY threatened, they should never attack them. What kind of pussy slams someone that's cuffed anyway? Meet me out in the street and try that shit again, ya pussy!

But trust me, I already had a crazy story way before that even happened. Let's just say it involved a car being engulfed in flames. lol
User avatar #145 - xolotyl (01/14/2014) [-]
First of all, you were getting arrested so whatever the fuck you were doing you shouldn't have been doing it. Secondly, police officers spend most of their time in risk of danger all so that pieces of shit like you have your "rights," so show them some damn respect instead being an asshole because you're a fuck up. Mouthing off to him immediately classifies you as being hostile so any kind of movement could easily be seen as trying to resist arrest. Next time try not to get fucking arrested, and if you really can't help it don't act like a whiny bitch to someone who is doing their job.
User avatar #153 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
"First of all, you were getting arrested so whatever the fuck you were doing you shouldn't have been doing it."

Not even gonna bother with your retarded authoritarian ass.
User avatar #171 - xolotyl (01/14/2014) [-]
You don't have the right to do whatever the fuck you want just because you want to do it. That's the way a spoiled child thinks. Good job not having anything intelligent to counter my argument with, you fucking waste of life.
User avatar #172 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Yes, because that's exactly what I said. Retard.

You don't just blindly follow orders and do what you're told whether it's right or wrong. It was illegal to harbor Jews in Nazi Germany. Are the people that did that also a 'waste of life'?

Just because something's illegal, doesn't mean it's 'bad' or harmful to others in any way. Learn to think for yourself instead of having a bunch of fatasses in Congress (who half of them don't even follow their own laws anyway) do it for you.
#181 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
You admitted above it was a DUI...
User avatar #183 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah? And?

Not saying what I did was right, I'm speaking in general.
User avatar #316 - superfudge (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude. You deserved the beating the cop gave you. I'm personally glad that the cop that beat the shit out of you got away with it. Good for him. If I was him, I'd kick you while you were down, and not lose any sleep over it.
#292 - venomthc (01/15/2014) [-]
Shhh Red means stop.
#115 - Thank you. Someone with some sense. Remember that pos…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Police Brutality. 0
User avatar #118 - onewithpokerface (01/14/2014) [-]
There's been several studies that indicate communities where officers wear video cameras, excessive police force, civilian complaints and even crime was lowered substantially, in the case of #2 by as much as 80% in some regions.
User avatar #122 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Don't even need the studies. It's common sense.

I've broken the law quite a few times in my day, I'll admit that. But I'm sure as fuck not gonna do it when I know I'm being filmed. Unless I'm pissed drunk.
User avatar #124 - onewithpokerface (01/14/2014) [-]
Common sense is pretty rare though.
User avatar #125 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
True.
User avatar #123 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Point is: it's the same concept for police mistreatment, or any job for that matter.
#113 - After being arrested the other day, I began to mouth off to th…  [+] (63 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Police Brutality. 0
User avatar #341 - Durp (01/15/2014) [-]
Why would you throw insults at a cop? Like it or not, they are an authoritative figure. I would never mouth off to one.
#338 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Resisting arrest also covers making it harder for the officer to keep the peace. Mouthing off is just asinine. No matter how bullshit the charges are (however in your case I doubt they weren't justified) it is best to keep calm, collect, and be respectful. An officer is more likely to work with you if you aren't being an asshole. How would you like it if someone was bitching at you for doing your job? Guess what! Officers have a job to do whether you like it or not and being a dick doesn't help anyone.
#323 - warpigy (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #317 - technobanana (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow man jeus christ you got down voted I gave you a thumb but you are too far gone
#314 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
Honestly can't stand pigs either. Funnyjunk as a whole seems to have a hardon for law enforcement so don't feel bad. There are a few of us out there with our wits about us though. I could go on and on about why I don't like them, but it would just get drowned in a sea of red thumbs. Just know you aren't alone
User avatar #315 - jdogtwoptzero (01/15/2014) [-]
Also forgot to log in, so here I am.
User avatar #313 - valyn (01/15/2014) [-]
Should've shut the fuck up,huh dumbass?
User avatar #311 - sketchE (01/15/2014) [-]
you sound like my old roommate who didnt know the cops can detain him for 24 hours if hes even suspected of anything. also the fact you used the term mouthing off doesnt help your cause. youve been arrested if there was a time to shut up thats it
#310 - deviantangel (01/15/2014) [-]
Part of legal education for any attorney includes bar examination related inspection of the criminal charges known as "resisting arrest"--almost every state that I have practiced in has clear defined rules and regulations regarding officer conduct regarding resisting. Such conduct often cites as a direct example, verbal confrontations, and do not prohibit physical shows of strength to detain a resisting individual.

The fact that you went to a hospital is completely irrelevant, as police brutality does not exist as a subclass for resisting individuals. The officer is not responsible for your safety during an arrest, in fact, the United States Supreme Court (SCOTUS) has made clear an unambiguous decisions regarding the "no affirmative duty to protect the safety of citizens." For insight into the tremendous amount of casework on this, please see: www.endtimesreport.com/NO_AFFIRMATIVE_DUTY.htm for a (albeit) liberal interpretation on commentary, but the case-law looks very relevant.

Although you may feel that an arresting officer has the duty to see you to no harm, that is not the case in United States federal law. During an arrest, they only have the duty to restrain you, and then process you--most states have put statutes in place that give wide discretion to arresting officers of what is considered "resistance." Ideally, as a potential arrestee, you ought not do anything that isn't considered cooperative. Do not speak to them, do not struggle, do not make requests, and do not let your emotions get the better of you--keep quiet and speak only to your attorney.

One thing I find peculiar about your story, however, is that a judge allowed an affidavit from an arresting officer. Affidavits are rarely used in U.S. jurisprudence because of the hearsay rules--especially regarding a key witness, which arresting officers always are. Your arresting officer was either removed from the case (which any defense attorney could use for dismissal)--or you are mistaken.
#306 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
why did you mouth of to him? stupid hippie twat
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User avatar #291 - usmcoorah (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah mouth off to a man o fthe law thats a good way to make the cop really hear your side of the story.

Ever hear the saying, "you attract more flies with honey than you do with vinegar"?
#289 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
How about you don;t fucking mouth off and make his job a little easier. He's doing it to protect you you ungrateful piece of shit.
#336 - isconfuzzled (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah beating his ass, really protecting him well.
User avatar #288 - nortledrones (01/15/2014) [-]
He should have slammed you harder for talking shit m8.
#238 - isconfuzzled (01/14/2014) [-]
Holy shit I can't believe people are actually saying the cop was justified, this fucking community.
#200 - heartlessrobot (01/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #233 - revengeforfreeze (01/14/2014) [-]
Best use of this reaction picture.

You could have used the Arthur one, but hey, this one is fine too
#175 - gmarrox (01/14/2014) [-]
Maybe don't mouth off to a cop when you've already fucked up, fuck knuckles.
#234 - isconfuzzled (01/14/2014) [-]
So that makes physical retaliation okay? I hope you're kidding.
User avatar #355 - killerliquid (01/15/2014) [-]
Resisting arrest basically means that the cop has to use physical retaliation.
You try convincing a person who doesn't want to go with you with your words.

Not to mention when resisting arrest the arrestee is either a) pulling away from the grasp of the officer's hands and trying to run away or b) pushing or shoving or any physical contact that makes the officer's job harder.
#359 - isconfuzzled (01/15/2014) [-]
If the guy's story actually happened, who knows if it did, then all he did was speak, not resist physically. In what kind of fucked up world would it be ok for the cop to respond by assaulting him?
User avatar #361 - SteyrAUG (01/15/2014) [-]
He got arrested for a DUI. His actions directly endangered the lives of the police officer in question as well as all the civilians in the immediate area. I wouldn't be surprised if, when mouthing off to the cop he tried to turn to face him, which can be taken as resisting arrest. Now, if you were in that cop's shoes, would you take your chances with the belligerent drunk you just pulled out of the car or would you take measures to guarantee your safety?

Video of what some drunk people do when being arrested:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmOKR1R477s
#362 - isconfuzzled (01/15/2014) [-]
Now you're just making assumptions. I'm saying IF what the guy said is true, the cop had no right to physically assault him, and I would hate to live in a world where that was considered justified.
User avatar #363 - SteyrAUG (01/15/2014) [-]
The DUI isn't an assumption though. That came from him. We can argue about potential reasons all night, but the fact stands that he was arrested for driving drunk, and drunk people are very unpredictable. Therefore, benefit of the doubt goes to the cop.

www.funnyjunk.com/Police+Brutality/funny-pictures/4973936/151#151
User avatar #176 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
That's hardly the point now, is it?

No matter what I was saying (and no, I was not making threats, just insults), he is supposed to have integrity and not use excessive force. Do you think he would have pulled that shit if there was a camera rolling?
User avatar #342 - miltorky (01/15/2014) [-]
Because, you know, flinging insults at someone isn't asking for someone to slam your ass to the ground. Hate to break it to you dude but you deserved it. How is it ok to talk shit to a police officer? How is it ok to disrespect anyone for that matter?
User avatar #192 - Sethorein (01/14/2014) [-]
everyone acts differently when they think they're being watched. Mouthing off to a cop is grounds to get your ass beat. Maybe you should learn some god damned respect.
User avatar #201 - heartlessrobot (01/14/2014) [-]
Mouthing off to ANYONE is grounds to get your ass beat.
User avatar #179 - gmarrox (01/14/2014) [-]
Probably yes. And given the fact that the offense was a DUI, I can hardly trust your side of the story. To everyone here, you're just a dude who got caught and laid out by a cop and now you're holding a grudge. I've been arrested for smoking pot before, but you don't see me hating cops, it was my own damn fault.
User avatar #189 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Nice try. I've hated cops way before my first arrest.

And I didn't exactly 'get caught'. I fucked my own shit up. All he had to do was show up and make the arrest.
User avatar #150 - makotoitou (01/14/2014) [-]
I'd believe the police. He's just doing his job and you're shit talking him and thus "resisting arrest".
#136 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
It was wrong of him do do what he did, but you should also learn when to stop talking. If you're going to be an asshole then don't expect everything to just go your way in life. I've seen more than my fair share of your type running their mouths and then crying when someone puts them in their place, and though it is wrong for the offended party to act back I just can't help but not feel sorry for you. If anything it's more entertaining to watch you realize you're just another person, and not some entitled fool. He may be a bad cop, but you certainly don't seem like you're acting any better.
User avatar #135 - SteyrAUG (01/14/2014) [-]
He was already arresting you and had you in handcuffs for something you are conveniently not telling us. To him you are already a criminal and attempting to mouth off to him, maybe turn to face him while in handcuffs can sure look like you're gonna fight. That's why the recommended way to deal with police officers is a "yes sir, no sir" attitude. You would have had your day in court to explain the events, no matter how unfair they may have been against you.
User avatar #151 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
DUI. I didn't say anything because it has nothing to do with my point.

And no dude, don't even give me that. Who the fuck would let the cop put the cuffs on and THEN fight?
#333 - doubledisme (01/15/2014) [-]
Driving under the influence
I dont want to sound like I have a pole up my ass but that is just plain reckless.
honestly im sure you know that what you did is wrong...but just that, why the hell would you mouth off a cop who is arresting you for putting lives in danger.
you could have been a threat which is why he slammed you to the ground
and honestly what would you have done in his/her shoes? sit there while someone might try to kill you
im sorry if this is your wake up call but life does not revolve around you
P.S.
if this really did happen the "other day" and the court went as you say that would make you in prison right now which also makes you a lair since you dont get computers in jail.
P.P.S.S
you could have shut up and make the whole day easier on yourself
P.P.P.S.S.S. the fact that you believe you are justified makes you a bigger idiot
#328 - whargarbler (01/15/2014) [-]
You were driving drunk? It's a damn shame he only slammed you into the ground. Wish he did more.

Fuck you.
User avatar #266 - SteyrAUG (01/14/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmOKR1R477s

You're right. Drunk people never fight the cops after they've been handcuffed.
User avatar #160 - whycanticaps (01/14/2014) [-]
you'd be surprised. Headbutts, kicks, spitting counts too
#116 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
100% your fucking fault. You mouthed off. Don't be a dick. It would not have happened if you hadn't mouthed off. You caused it to happen. Next time keep your fucking mouth shut huh?
#117 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Whether I was right or not, it does not justify his actions. So you can go ahead and get fucked. k thx bai.
#121 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Why were you being a dickhead? You caused it. 150% your own fucking fault. If you didn't be an asshole you would NOT have went to the hospital. Take some responsibility for your actions.
User avatar #127 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Also, if it's '150%' my fault, why did he lie on the affidavit? If he didn't do anything wrong, he should have no reason to lie.
User avatar #126 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, guess what, being a dick is my right as a U.S. citizen.

And again, whether or not you approve of my actions is neither my concern nor relevant to the situation.

Bottom line is, even if I'm being an asshole, they're supposed to have integrity and not abuse their position. Had someone mouthed off to me and I dropped their ass, I would be arrested. Why are pigs above the law?
#340 - Penn (01/15/2014) [-]
Actually, I agree with your statement. Being a dick is not against the law. I have been a complete ass hole to cops.

However, you need to understand that cops are practically in a constant threat. People will shoot a cop just because of the badge they are wearing. That's partially why cops are always straight and blunt with people when they first pull them over. You were intoxicated. Are intoxicated people known for making smart and coherent decisions? No. They're known for being angry and reacting violently in random spurts.

I don't know the exact situation you were in because I've only heard your side. If a cop feels threatened then he can (and will) do anything to make sure that threat is taken care of.

So, I agree with you that being a dick is not against the law, however, you need to understand that you were intoxicated and no one knows what you would have done next.

Do you have weapons on you? Are you a big person? Will you throw a random punch at me?

This is what the cop is thinking. And, if I were thinking that with a drunk guy, then I would stop him by any means. And guess what? I'm not above the law.
#186 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
So basically what I'm hearing is you were being an asshole because you didn't expect to be knocked flat on your ass. Then someone knocked you flat on your ass and you're bitching about it. You took advantage of a situation because you expected no consequences for you. Then you call the police officer a pussy below. You're the pussy for talking shit to him because you didn't think he would do anything about it.
User avatar #188 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
No consequences? I'm gonna be losing my license for at least a year, plus all the fines and court costs.

And no, that's not why I mouthed off. I was drunk off my ass, and whether or not he would do something about it was of little concern to me.

And yeah, I stand by calling him a pussy. Only reason I complain is BECAUSE he was a cop. I have gotten my ass kicked in my time. That's just life. Is it so wrong to expect the pigs to follow the laws they want us all to follow?
User avatar #152 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
If someone mouthed off to you, would you just take it? No.
User avatar #155 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
You're right, I wouldn't. But I would have to face the consequences like any other citizen. I don't get to rough up whoever I want and lie my way out of it.


But since we're on that point, if I'm AT WORK and someone is mouthing off, yeah, I don't really have much of a choice but to take it, or else I get FIRED.
User avatar #158 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
I work in a bakers, i get dickhead customers all the time, i just stay friendly, usually drives them insane. Maybe he was being rough, maybe he felt threatened by you whatever, you were being arrested to begin with so, just take it as a life lesson and keep your damn nose clean dude. Life sucks, stick to the positives, let it go, what's done is done. And chill.
User avatar #159 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
I know for a fact I was not threatening him in any way.

And don't try to judge me, you don't even know what I did. Although I admit I fucked up this time, not everything illegal is 'bad'.
User avatar #161 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
I wasn't judging you, I don't have the right to judge anyone, I was stating out the obvious you were being arrested. I said MAYBE for a reason mate.
User avatar #163 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Fair enough. But I'm pretty sure slamming me to the ground hard enough to cause injuries qualifies as 'rough'.

And like I said, I did nothing threatening. All I did was insult him and tell him what a fucking lowlife he is.
#165 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
Maybe you got to him? Might of snapped. Or perhaps he's a knobjockey. But again, it's done.

Least you got a pretty interesting story to tell peeps.
User avatar #169 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Well quite obviously I got to him! That's my point. No matter what arrestees say, the cop is supposed to have integrity. Unless they're ACTUALLY threatened, they should never attack them. What kind of pussy slams someone that's cuffed anyway? Meet me out in the street and try that shit again, ya pussy!

But trust me, I already had a crazy story way before that even happened. Let's just say it involved a car being engulfed in flames. lol
User avatar #145 - xolotyl (01/14/2014) [-]
First of all, you were getting arrested so whatever the fuck you were doing you shouldn't have been doing it. Secondly, police officers spend most of their time in risk of danger all so that pieces of shit like you have your "rights," so show them some damn respect instead being an asshole because you're a fuck up. Mouthing off to him immediately classifies you as being hostile so any kind of movement could easily be seen as trying to resist arrest. Next time try not to get fucking arrested, and if you really can't help it don't act like a whiny bitch to someone who is doing their job.
User avatar #153 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
"First of all, you were getting arrested so whatever the fuck you were doing you shouldn't have been doing it."

Not even gonna bother with your retarded authoritarian ass.
User avatar #171 - xolotyl (01/14/2014) [-]
You don't have the right to do whatever the fuck you want just because you want to do it. That's the way a spoiled child thinks. Good job not having anything intelligent to counter my argument with, you fucking waste of life.
User avatar #172 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Yes, because that's exactly what I said. Retard.

You don't just blindly follow orders and do what you're told whether it's right or wrong. It was illegal to harbor Jews in Nazi Germany. Are the people that did that also a 'waste of life'?

Just because something's illegal, doesn't mean it's 'bad' or harmful to others in any way. Learn to think for yourself instead of having a bunch of fatasses in Congress (who half of them don't even follow their own laws anyway) do it for you.
#181 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
You admitted above it was a DUI...
User avatar #183 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah? And?

Not saying what I did was right, I'm speaking in general.
User avatar #316 - superfudge (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude. You deserved the beating the cop gave you. I'm personally glad that the cop that beat the shit out of you got away with it. Good for him. If I was him, I'd kick you while you were down, and not lose any sleep over it.
#292 - venomthc (01/15/2014) [-]
Shhh Red means stop.
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User avatar #68 - snowshark (01/14/2014) [-]
Honestly I'd kind of be okay with that but that's because it wouldn't affect me. There are people who browse FJ during breaks in work-hours, making it very akward for them to have porn adverts on the site and possibly even getting them fired. Whilst it would solve the problem during recreational hours (which differ dependent on time-zones) it would ruin FJ as a way to escape during your breaks at work, which a number of people use the site for.

So the solution there only causes an arguably bigger problem.
User avatar #69 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't think of it that way. You do have a point.


But should you really be on FunnyJunk during work? lol
User avatar #70 - snowshark (01/14/2014) [-]
No, but it's their choice, not Admin's. If they want funny junk, they come to funnyjunk. Nuff said.
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#53 - snowshark (01/14/2014) [-]
What is more, we are only here still because we see the value of Funnyjunk through the dumbass censors. Sure, I dislike Admin for the censors but I still respect he's gotta make money and if there was a way to make money where we could still have our dickbutts he'd probably go for that one since he's not a total cunt.

We oppose the censorship but a lot of us also understand it and understand it will be here until Admin finds a way to fix it, which is easier said than done. We aren't here for dickbutt, we're here for Funnyjunk.
#64 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't see why Admin doesn't just embrace the 'filth' of FJ and simply contract pornographers and other such NSFW industries (or simply those who don't mind) for advertising.
I'm pretty sure people would be willing to donate if he asked, too.

As for the deleted comment... I had a typo. Gif related.
FUCK! I did it again!
User avatar #68 - snowshark (01/14/2014) [-]
Honestly I'd kind of be okay with that but that's because it wouldn't affect me. There are people who browse FJ during breaks in work-hours, making it very akward for them to have porn adverts on the site and possibly even getting them fired. Whilst it would solve the problem during recreational hours (which differ dependent on time-zones) it would ruin FJ as a way to escape during your breaks at work, which a number of people use the site for.

So the solution there only causes an arguably bigger problem.
User avatar #69 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't think of it that way. You do have a point.


But should you really be on FunnyJunk during work? lol
User avatar #70 - snowshark (01/14/2014) [-]
No, but it's their choice, not Admin's. If they want funny junk, they come to funnyjunk. Nuff said.
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#37 - Word bro, err... I mean ahoy matey! 01/13/2014 on Paints pretty good 0
#35 - Limewire was the first thing I used too, but I got with the ti…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Paints pretty good 0
#36 - lolfire (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeah of course I'm on the ship now.
User avatar #74 - slothboner (01/14/2014) [-]
What's the difference? I used to use limewire but multiple past computers ended up being ruined. Sorry for being computer retarded.
User avatar #37 - footballmaniac (01/13/2014) [-]
Word bro, err... I mean ahoy matey!
#33 - Limewire is so 2005.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Paints pretty good 0
#34 - lolfire (01/13/2014) [-]
Never forget your first experience.
The first time is always special.
User avatar #35 - footballmaniac (01/13/2014) [-]
Limewire was the first thing I used too, but I got with the times. Trust me, torrenting is way better.
#36 - lolfire (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeah of course I'm on the ship now.
User avatar #74 - slothboner (01/14/2014) [-]
What's the difference? I used to use limewire but multiple past computers ended up being ruined. Sorry for being computer retarded.
User avatar #37 - footballmaniac (01/13/2014) [-]
Word bro, err... I mean ahoy matey!
#32 - Or if they're too stupid to torrent it. 01/13/2014 on Paints pretty good 0
#31 - Or, you know, one of countless meme generating websites. 01/13/2014 on Paints pretty good 0
#2 - Sauce? 01/13/2014 on You gonna get . . Just... 0
#10 - lolololol. I'm not sure if this works. 01/13/2014 on i'm just gonna drop this 0
#8 - Pretty sure this already happened to me that time I did shrooms.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on We'll always love 10 0
User avatar #13 - darksideofthebeast (01/13/2014) [-]
Funny, the same thing happened to me when I first took acid.
#20 - I'm not sure this is true. I heard that porn sites outnumber r… 01/13/2014 on Only 40% porn 0
#34 - Possibly. Is your lip drooping? 01/13/2014 on witty title 0
#194 - I was here: And there was a link to here in the description.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on My Best Friend Jesus (OC) 0
#195 - thoughtspot (01/12/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
#192 - I don't know dude. I was just scrolling down the comments thread.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2014 on My Best Friend Jesus (OC) 0
#193 - thoughtspot (01/12/2014) [-]
but.... this picture was posted so long ago... why would anyone ever tread these parts?
User avatar #194 - footballmaniac (01/12/2014) [-]
I was here: www.funnyjunk.com/My+Best+Friend+Jesus+2+OC/funny-pictures/4969257/

And there was a link to here in the description.
#195 - thoughtspot (01/12/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
#190 - mfw my name is Tony.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2014 on My Best Friend Jesus (OC) 0
#191 - thoughtspot (01/12/2014) [-]
dude... i posted this comments 8 months ago, how slow is your internet? you still using AOL?
User avatar #192 - footballmaniac (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't know dude. I was just scrolling down the comments thread.
#193 - thoughtspot (01/12/2014) [-]
but.... this picture was posted so long ago... why would anyone ever tread these parts?
User avatar #194 - footballmaniac (01/12/2014) [-]
I was here: www.funnyjunk.com/My+Best+Friend+Jesus+2+OC/funny-pictures/4969257/

And there was a link to here in the description.
#195 - thoughtspot (01/12/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
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i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
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lol. I could always delete. :P
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and i could keep commenting until you block me
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