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Ban reason:I don't give a shit who is on this IP fuck you you are banned User names Last login elricbros 2014-08-23 00:35:59 captainlevi 2014-08-23 00:34:01 elricbrosss 2014-08-23 00:33:15 notpolite 2014-08-21 07:38:27 screwyouadmim 2014-08-20 22:57:00 joochy 2014-08-19 11:22:02 elrictoes 2014-08-19 03:20:31 masaomi 2014-08-17 12:21:20 footballmaniac 2014-08-17 01:52:31 serialain 2014-08-14 22:38:40 captainlevii 2014-08-13 20:33:40 etnna 2014-08-07 19:06:17 sorbcirle 2014-08-06 20:55:52 ettna 2014-07-28 03:10:45 elricbrostwelve 2014-07-24 04:56:49 elricbroseleven 2014-07-11 02:07:43 edandal 2014-06-29 07:35:02 etna 2014-06-29 01:47:39 elricbrosfive 2014-06-25 23:02:28 elricbrosseven 2014-06-19 08:12:14 elricbrossix 2014-06-19 08:12:01 elricbrosfour 2014-06-19 08:11:53 blackmenexplain 2014-04-09 14:59:08 seccomasada 2014-01-25 06:43:50 masadasensei 2014-01-25 06:40:32 kiryuin 2014-01-25 06:31:24 thewalkingfeels 2013-11-15 03:55:08 ilubninegag 2013-11-15 01:07:00
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#122 - I don't understand. How did this get 800+ thumbs?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Awful first-time OC +2
User avatar #125 - majormayor (01/22/2014) [-]
It's based off of the "lightbulb" that shows up beneath the content description space.
#53 - I already know I can't sing for **** . And Gordon … 01/22/2014 on well id die 0
#4725541 - No I won't. **** that guy. 01/22/2014 on Play items 0
#32 - This isn't how the Skyrim intro goes! 01/22/2014 on Adventures of Dickborn 2 -1
#229 - Nice mustache. 01/22/2014 on One Piece logic +1
#228 - Must have really tiny dick. 01/22/2014 on One Piece logic 0
#81 - Here, you forgot this.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... -3
#82 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
#4 - How the **** are you gonna bitch when you specifi… 01/22/2014 on Troll mom +4
#77 - Doesn't like dicks Is secretly gay Obvi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... 0
#79 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
look it up on your own if you are interested... but i doubt you will allow yourself to research more about this topic.
sorry, didnt want to offend you or make you feel bad. i hereby apologise and will leave you alone!
#81 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Here, you forgot this.
#82 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
#75 - Well I don't recall being raped as a child, so that's probably not it.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... -1
#76 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
so you are gay deep inside...
User avatar #77 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Doesn't like dicks
Is secretly gay



Obvious troll is obvious
#79 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
look it up on your own if you are interested... but i doubt you will allow yourself to research more about this topic.
sorry, didnt want to offend you or make you feel bad. i hereby apologise and will leave you alone!
#81 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Here, you forgot this.
#82 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
#73 - Or it could just mean I don't like dicks.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... +1
#74 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
there always is a "why?" for all tastes and behaviours.
User avatar #75 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Well I don't recall being raped as a child, so that's probably not it.
#76 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
so you are gay deep inside...
User avatar #77 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Doesn't like dicks
Is secretly gay



Obvious troll is obvious
#79 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
look it up on your own if you are interested... but i doubt you will allow yourself to research more about this topic.
sorry, didnt want to offend you or make you feel bad. i hereby apologise and will leave you alone!
#81 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Here, you forgot this.
#82 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
#15 - Pennsylvanian* But I would actually love to live in Texas …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on TumblrJunk 0
User avatar #17 - crazehtoast (01/22/2014) [-]
"Cowboys fans"
We lost faith pretty damn quick, was almost sad enough to not be funny.
#71 - Because I don't like dicks? I'm not sure how not liki…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... 0
#72 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
reacting so strong to seeing a dick (as in losing your boner immediately) can mean a hidden traumata (like abuse that is surpressed in memory) or subconscious homoerotic tendencies the consciousness doesnt allow and therefor cuts off all sexual signals/areas. trying to hide that fact with an overreaction into the other spectrum.

of course it could also just be a coincidence or a trained reflex.
User avatar #73 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Or it could just mean I don't like dicks.
#74 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
there always is a "why?" for all tastes and behaviours.
User avatar #75 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Well I don't recall being raped as a child, so that's probably not it.
#76 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
so you are gay deep inside...
User avatar #77 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Doesn't like dicks
Is secretly gay



Obvious troll is obvious
#79 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
look it up on your own if you are interested... but i doubt you will allow yourself to research more about this topic.
sorry, didnt want to offend you or make you feel bad. i hereby apologise and will leave you alone!
#81 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Here, you forgot this.
#82 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
#68 - How exactly am I oversensitive about it? We are simply discuss…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... 0
#70 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
i mean oversensitive about seeing a dick in porn.
User avatar #71 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Because I don't like dicks?

I'm not sure how not liking dicks implies hidden gay tendencies.
#72 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
reacting so strong to seeing a dick (as in losing your boner immediately) can mean a hidden traumata (like abuse that is surpressed in memory) or subconscious homoerotic tendencies the consciousness doesnt allow and therefor cuts off all sexual signals/areas. trying to hide that fact with an overreaction into the other spectrum.

of course it could also just be a coincidence or a trained reflex.
User avatar #73 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Or it could just mean I don't like dicks.
#74 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
there always is a "why?" for all tastes and behaviours.
User avatar #75 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Well I don't recall being raped as a child, so that's probably not it.
#76 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
so you are gay deep inside...
User avatar #77 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Doesn't like dicks
Is secretly gay



Obvious troll is obvious
#79 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
look it up on your own if you are interested... but i doubt you will allow yourself to research more about this topic.
sorry, didnt want to offend you or make you feel bad. i hereby apologise and will leave you alone!
#81 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Here, you forgot this.
#82 - kanedam (01/22/2014) [-]
#69 - Well you do have a point. But in this case, it changes it for … 01/22/2014 on Sushi 0
#64 - I really like my sauces. lol  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Sushi 0
User avatar #68 - animationhac (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah me too.
#63 - The fish is still the dominant taste. The sauce is simply an e…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Sushi 0
User avatar #67 - animationhac (01/22/2014) [-]
It does change the taste... Why else put the sauce on there if it didn't? Soy sauce is also a strong taste, it can over whelm the flavor if drowned.
User avatar #69 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Well you do have a point. But in this case, it changes it for the better.


This post reminds me of that episode of Naruto when Ichiraku started making dipping noodles instead of Ramen, and the girl chewed Naruto out for not eating it right.
User avatar #64 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
I really like my sauces. lol
User avatar #68 - animationhac (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah me too.
#63 - gross  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... +1
User avatar #64 - angrybarts (01/22/2014) [-]
well i wont argue with you on that

But seeing two of them fucking the ever living shit out of each other get my boner erect
#61 - There is such a thing called preference? I personally like…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Sushi 0
User avatar #62 - animationhac (01/22/2014) [-]
Thats fine. I was only explaining why they do suggest such thing, its not considered wrong or anything, but its just to help make the food delicious for you. I personally love soy sauce on my fish too just I get why others think you shouldn't drown it. Haha.
User avatar #63 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
The fish is still the dominant taste. The sauce is simply an enhancer. No different than drowning your McNuggets in honey mustard.
User avatar #67 - animationhac (01/22/2014) [-]
It does change the taste... Why else put the sauce on there if it didn't? Soy sauce is also a strong taste, it can over whelm the flavor if drowned.
User avatar #69 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Well you do have a point. But in this case, it changes it for the better.


This post reminds me of that episode of Naruto when Ichiraku started making dipping noodles instead of Ramen, and the girl chewed Naruto out for not eating it right.
User avatar #64 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
I really like my sauces. lol
User avatar #68 - animationhac (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh hell yeah me too.
#12 - I am aroused. 01/22/2014 on Meat 0
#48 - for what?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... 0
#62 - angrybarts (01/22/2014) [-]
Chicks with dicks

I find it very erotic
User avatar #87 - newforomador (01/22/2014) [-]
Don't worry. There's nothing wrong with liking some good ol' futa here and there.
#88 - angrybarts (01/22/2014) [-]
ever said there was
User avatar #63 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
gross
User avatar #64 - angrybarts (01/22/2014) [-]
well i wont argue with you on that

But seeing two of them fucking the ever living shit out of each other get my boner erect
#49 - dehnoobshow (01/22/2014) [-]
If you really wanna know. Search it on google. It's some weird shit, you have been warned.
#7 - Am I the only one that's not too retarded to know this is fake… 01/22/2014 on Oh .... That wasn't google? 0
#13 - Why is everyone on this site so obsessed with Dr. Who?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on im sorry +9
User avatar #17 - douthit (01/22/2014) [-]
The internet picks weird things to like and hate.
#43 - I don't need dicks to imagine myself ******* a girl.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Celebrate MLK day Pornhub... +1
#46 - dehnoobshow (01/22/2014) [-]
Then again, I'm the guy with a fap-fetish for Futanaris.
User avatar #48 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
for what?
#62 - angrybarts (01/22/2014) [-]
Chicks with dicks

I find it very erotic
User avatar #87 - newforomador (01/22/2014) [-]
Don't worry. There's nothing wrong with liking some good ol' futa here and there.
#88 - angrybarts (01/22/2014) [-]
ever said there was
User avatar #63 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
gross
User avatar #64 - angrybarts (01/22/2014) [-]
well i wont argue with you on that

But seeing two of them fucking the ever living shit out of each other get my boner erect
#49 - dehnoobshow (01/22/2014) [-]
If you really wanna know. Search it on google. It's some weird shit, you have been warned.
#9 - Or you know, you could just stop being a pussy, get a gun, and…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2014 on TumblrJunk -1
User avatar #14 - graboidzero (01/22/2014) [-]
> calling people without guns pussies
> name is footballmaniac

Found the Texan.
#16 - douthit (01/22/2014) [-]
so the fuck what
User avatar #15 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
Pennsylvanian*
But I would actually love to live in Texas some day. But I'm not sure if I can handle the asshole Republicans and Cowboys fans


Implying being a Texan is bad, though.
User avatar #17 - crazehtoast (01/22/2014) [-]
"Cowboys fans"
We lost faith pretty damn quick, was almost sad enough to not be funny.
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#6 - ithumbdownall (09/02/2013) [-]
I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
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User avatar #1 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
User avatar #2 to #1 - footballmaniac (09/03/2011) [-]
lol. I could always delete. :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
and i could keep commenting until you block me
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