footballmaniac

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#257 - This list is ******* terrible. First of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on The Most Dangerous Drugs In... 0
User avatar #403 - mikeroofer (01/26/2014) [-]
Agreed 100%, however that picture may be heroin as one can in fact smoke freebase heroin, aside from the process one may take to dissolve it into a liquid with heat.
#34 - Da **** did I just watch? 01/26/2014 on Share The Wealth 0
#46 - How do you not own a cat?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Why I will never make it to FP 0
User avatar #49 - soupkittenagain (01/26/2014) [-]
By not owning one.
User avatar #48 - itzsquiggle (01/26/2014) [-]
lol , this question.
#11 - Well in that case, Let's call the red balls 1 and 2 and th… 01/26/2014 on A little Statistic game for... 0
#9 - It's B. You take a ball out, let's call it color 1. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on A little Statistic game for... 0
User avatar #10 - zasito (01/26/2014) [-]
No, sir. Your argument is invalid as I specified that you take them both simultaniously.
User avatar #11 - footballmaniac (01/26/2014) [-]
Well in that case,
Let's call the red balls 1 and 2 and the black ones 3 and 4
Your possibilities are:
1 and 2 (S)
1 and 3 (D)
1 and 4 (D)
2 and 3 (D)
2 and 4 (D)
3 and 4 (S)

So you still have a 60% chance of drawing 2 different color balls.
I was correct the whole time, even while not being correct.
#1 - Picture 01/26/2014 on Bra with a True Love Detector 0
#9 - Except you can't go above 60 in the seconds?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on He's not wrong. 0
User avatar #20 - rebornpooper (01/26/2014) [-]
Some microwaves allow that, actually.
#48 - In all seriousness, though, **** that old lady. S… 01/25/2014 on Hung 0
#162 - Hey guys, I'm trying to get 5,000 total red thumbs on my comme… 01/25/2014 on smoke 0
#8 - idk dude. I'd hit it. 01/25/2014 on told you he was alive 0
#54 - That's actually a perfect description of me. 01/24/2014 on the internet 0
#157 - I got $5k for my DUI and I wasn't even resisting. If …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on I agree 0
User avatar #171 - vesblayze (01/24/2014) [-]
And not to mention that in most judicial courts, the judge normally lowers the bond to 10% of what is actually set, on the grounds the defendant agrees to show up for his next court date or arraignment/sentencing. So considering that, he really only had to pay $250 and he was home free.

Although the little shit will probably not even show up to court, since he apparently thinks he's "above the law". We'll see about that when the bench warrant is issued and his bond is revoked.
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#462 - Sorry bro. I know that feel. But that's just life in this drac… 01/24/2014 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#50 - Are you retards really stupid enough to put metal in a microwave? 01/23/2014 on Life Hack 0
#13 - Wah! Look at me! I made millions of dollars for being in a … 01/23/2014 on he looks 0
#26 - I finally get to use this! 01/23/2014 on I don't ussually make... 0
#25 - This is gonna drive me nuts. What episode is this from? 01/23/2014 on I don't ussually make... 0
#88 - Not even close. 'Murican. 01/23/2014 on Cuisses de grenouilles 0
#16 - Well he looks to have about the same amount of musical talent …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Sys... Syndrome of a Down 0
#33 - thebacondroid (01/23/2014) [-]
#71 - Wine is for faggots. There are no reasons to like France.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Cuisses de grenouilles 0
User avatar #79 - yourinvisiblegf (01/23/2014) [-]
found the british ^^
User avatar #88 - footballmaniac (01/23/2014) [-]
Not even close. 'Murican.
User avatar #84 - Loppytaffy (01/23/2014) [-]
Wait wait wait.
You mean found the English.
The Scots, historically, have a fantastic relationship with France. Mary Queen of Scots married into France.

And Wales...well...they fought off the French upon the Last Invasion of Britain.
#92 - I'm high and the after picture still looks delicious. 01/23/2014 on truth 0
#131 - Or she could have cheated? Or blue eyes can simply be…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on science is an asshole.... a... 0
#162 - penileburglar (01/23/2014) [-]
The *parents* are blue-eyed.
#224 - Exactly. I won't debate that the title 'football' is more logi… 01/23/2014 on Go team lead! 0
#105 - ******* !!!! AAAHHHH!!!! …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Go team lead! 0
#198 - jabatheslut (01/22/2014) [-]
even tho this guy is a prick in the original comment he's right alot of people think soccer should be the known name because of how popular (american) football has become
User avatar #224 - footballmaniac (01/23/2014) [-]
Exactly. I won't debate that the title 'football' is more logical for soccer for obvious reasons. But being the clearly superior sport, it deserves to be the primary meaning of that word.
#66 - mfw aluminium It's aluminum you british **** !  [+] (5 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Go team lead! 0
User avatar #88 - postie (01/22/2014) [-]
What if the poster isn't Britsh but just uses the name given to it by the English man who named it?
#73 - mutzaki (01/22/2014) [-]
You're a maniac for football, eh?
#105 - footballmaniac (01/22/2014) [-]
FUCKING!!!!

AAAHHHH!!!!



THAT'S NOT REAL FOOTBALL!!!!
#198 - jabatheslut (01/22/2014) [-]
even tho this guy is a prick in the original comment he's right alot of people think soccer should be the known name because of how popular (american) football has become
User avatar #224 - footballmaniac (01/23/2014) [-]
Exactly. I won't debate that the title 'football' is more logical for soccer for obvious reasons. But being the clearly superior sport, it deserves to be the primary meaning of that word.

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#6 - ithumbdownall (09/02/2013) [-]
I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
User avatar #5 - mycatthenazi (07/05/2012) [-]
**mycatthenazi rolled user lunasshadow **
User avatar #1 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
User avatar #2 to #1 - footballmaniac (09/03/2011) [-]
lol. I could always delete. :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
and i could keep commenting until you block me
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