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#94 - Cocaine is actually not nearly as bad for you as alcohol. Just saying.  [+] (17 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Would you like a little... -24
User avatar #148 - mrlaviano (01/29/2014) [-]
Surely you can't be serious?!
#136 - inomgod (01/29/2014) [-]
sure.
#125 - yuukoku (01/29/2014) [-]
I want you to drink alcohol all night and then wake up the next morning.

Next, I want you to snort coke all night and then wake up the next morning (if you actually slept) and compare that to when you drank all night.

Then, I want you to buy as many drugs as you possibly can, find yourself a beautiful convertible, and drive across Nevada while dangerously high on a myriad of unknown substances and alcohol all at once.

Then and only then will you understand drugs and alcohol.
User avatar #151 - footballmaniac (01/29/2014) [-]
I've done a lot more drugs than you have son. You're nowhere near my level.
User avatar #152 - yuukoku (01/29/2014) [-]
Woah. You should file down those edges before you hurt someone.

I was referencing Hunter S. Thompson. He's done more drugs than you. It doesn't matter who you are, he's done more drugs than you. You could be Ozzy or Charlie Sheen, he's done more drugs than you. That statement is a fact that pertains to every living being.
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#113 - randomdylan (01/29/2014) [-]
#108 - umadproblemm (01/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #107 - Shitthatscrazy (01/29/2014) [-]
It causes brain damage and not to mention it causes you nose to be a constant leaky faucet after enough go's
#101 - thisismyhandle (01/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #98 - arnolddusk (01/29/2014) [-]
that's were your wrong retard
#133 - feedtehtrollz (01/29/2014) [-]
#123 - yuukoku (01/29/2014) [-]
steezmachine got you there, retard.
User avatar #124 - arnolddusk (01/29/2014) [-]
thisisbait.jpg
User avatar #127 - yuukoku (01/29/2014) [-]
Jailbait?
User avatar #106 - steezmachine (01/29/2014) [-]
*where *you're


......retard
User avatar #97 - catburglarpenis (01/29/2014) [-]
True.
#221 - I mean I hate vegans as much as the next guy, but I'm with the…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Taco cat +2
User avatar #239 - hellomynameisbill (01/29/2014) [-]
If we were hunter-gatherers, we would still be eating them. they're a rich source of meat and we eat them for the same reasons that we eat adult cows
User avatar #226 - dazimzamman (01/29/2014) [-]
Most predators like hunting the babies over the adults because it is easier. It is a natural thing for animals to die young. Plus Veal is dope, i have no guilt.
User avatar #228 - footballmaniac (01/29/2014) [-]
Again, they do it because it's an easier way to get food. Not because they prefer the taste.
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User avatar #224 - footballmaniac (01/29/2014) [-]
Is that why artificially created snacks like cheese puffs taste so good?

Your logic is flawed. Very flawed.
#227 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#719 - Cocaine sucks.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on WHOOOO! 0
User avatar #720 - whycanticaps (01/28/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I've never done drugs
#715 - lol wow Doctor pls 01/28/2014 on WHOOOO! +1
#71 - Universal health care is retarded. **** Britain.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2014 on ohhhh burn. 0
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User avatar #158 - sadisticsalmon (01/28/2014) [-]
It's not B8
look at his account
#77 - hazelnutqt (01/28/2014) [-]
I forgot how we handle trolls do we like downvote him or leave him at 0?
User avatar #81 - pulpunderground (01/28/2014) [-]
I think some guy already got the special colored text so whatever floats your boat mate.
#149 - It does. Doesn't mean it should.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier 0
User avatar #154 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
well apparently the opinion of the unwashed masses disagree via their green thumbs.
#157 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
wat r u talkn about ?
#159 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #160 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Conspiracies ?


no one was talking about conspiracies.
#145 - Exactly. Thus undeserving of a front page post on FunnyJunk.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier 0
User avatar #147 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Have you seen the shit that makes front page here ?
User avatar #149 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
It does. Doesn't mean it should.
User avatar #154 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
well apparently the opinion of the unwashed masses disagree via their green thumbs.
#157 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
wat r u talkn about ?
#159 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #160 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Conspiracies ?


no one was talking about conspiracies.
#140 - True, but that doesn't make them a 'hero', as the reporter so claims.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier +1
User avatar #143 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
nope it just makes them a regular person.
User avatar #145 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
Exactly. Thus undeserving of a front page post on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #147 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Have you seen the shit that makes front page here ?
User avatar #149 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
It does. Doesn't mean it should.
User avatar #154 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
well apparently the opinion of the unwashed masses disagree via their green thumbs.
#157 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
wat r u talkn about ?
#159 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #160 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Conspiracies ?


no one was talking about conspiracies.
#129 - Okay, but he's still allowed to make the request. I m…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier +2
User avatar #136 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
To clarify you have the right to be a bigot and I have the right to call you a bigot or asshole .

Basic Etiquette Simple stuff .
#132 - timmywankenobi Comment deleted by footballmaniac
User avatar #140 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
True, but that doesn't make them a 'hero', as the reporter so claims.
User avatar #143 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
nope it just makes them a regular person.
User avatar #145 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
Exactly. Thus undeserving of a front page post on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #147 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Have you seen the shit that makes front page here ?
User avatar #149 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
It does. Doesn't mean it should.
User avatar #154 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
well apparently the opinion of the unwashed masses disagree via their green thumbs.
#157 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
wat r u talkn about ?
#159 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #160 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Conspiracies ?


no one was talking about conspiracies.
#124 - Comment deleted 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier -3
#122 - Except the problem with your logic is if the terrorist musli…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier -4
#126 - timmywankenobi Comment deleted by footballmaniac
User avatar #129 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
Okay, but he's still allowed to make the request.

I mean he wasn't really being a dick about it (with the obvious exception).
User avatar #136 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
To clarify you have the right to be a bigot and I have the right to call you a bigot or asshole .

Basic Etiquette Simple stuff .
#132 - timmywankenobi Comment deleted by footballmaniac
User avatar #140 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
True, but that doesn't make them a 'hero', as the reporter so claims.
User avatar #143 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
nope it just makes them a regular person.
User avatar #145 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
Exactly. Thus undeserving of a front page post on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #147 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Have you seen the shit that makes front page here ?
User avatar #149 - footballmaniac (01/28/2014) [-]
It does. Doesn't mean it should.
User avatar #154 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
well apparently the opinion of the unwashed masses disagree via their green thumbs.
#157 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
wat r u talkn about ?
#159 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #160 - timmywankenobi (01/28/2014) [-]
Conspiracies ?


no one was talking about conspiracies.
#147 - >Be me. >Star Trek fan. >Decide I want to mee… 01/28/2014 on Beam Me Up -9
#27 - Since when is letting their kids do whatever the **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Good guy dad -2
User avatar #37 - sirbrentcoe (01/27/2014) [-]
completely missing the point. allowing a kid to explore their imagination is not a bad thing.
#28 - curbed (01/27/2014) [-]
Wow, talk about comparing apples to oranges. Buying your son a little tiara which doesn't hurt anyone is not the same thing as encouraging your son to commit a serious crime which can hurt several people.
User avatar #34 - anenemy (01/27/2014) [-]
It's the principle of the matter.
#36 - curbed (01/27/2014) [-]
And what principle could that possibly be?
User avatar #38 - anenemy (01/27/2014) [-]
It's only the first sentence of footballmaniac's post.

You can't let your kid do whatever they want, whenever they want.
#41 - curbed (01/27/2014) [-]
And what makes you think that is what this father is doing? Just because he bought his son something that is usually bought for girls doesn't automatically mean that he lets his son do whatever he wants. The fact that the kid reacted the way he did (tearing up a bit and not throwing an absolute fit) suggests that the father does tell the kid no if he's doing something he shouldn't be doing. A mother buys her daughter a football, and suddenly the girl is allowed to murder puppies and buy knives. That is basically what his comment and your comments are insinuating.
#4 - What exactly is the point of those dick-shaped helmets? …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Little Jimmy doesn't play 0
User avatar #13 - nickotak (01/27/2014) [-]
It's to protect your head
User avatar #6 - ilikecows (01/27/2014) [-]
It stops the dark-skinned people from consuming your bicycle
User avatar #5 - khearts (01/27/2014) [-]
pretty sure its got to do with aerodynamics
#20 - 1/3rd of that gif is acceptable. Adventure Time is …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on One of my favorite .GIFs 0
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#42 - Except Usher is a ****** rapper and really SHOULD… 01/27/2014 on Maahaa +2
#23 - Actually, that's exactly what that means.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on see es eye alabamer -1
User avatar #24 - Zeigh (01/26/2014) [-]
It's an exaggeration and exaggeration is part of comedy.
#167 - Yeah I know that. I just claim it's illogical.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2014 on USA vs England 0
#175 - frostshaitan (01/26/2014) [-]
Not really illogical no.. if you were brought up learning it as the ground floor then first floor you would think its perfectly normal. Pretty sure its ground floor then first floor every except America.
#176 - frostshaitan (01/26/2014) [-]
Everywhere*
#182 - haidbz (01/26/2014) [-]
Incorrect. Here in norway, the top half of content is to us identical to the americans, while at the bottom half we agree with the british and rage at the americans for not doing the same.
And, unless I am mistaken, the universal standard is to not have a ground floor, but I might be mistaken, being norwegian 'n all...
#194 - frostshaitan (01/26/2014) [-]
Ahh, ok.. Everywhere i have lived/been its always been ground floor then first floor, lol.
#20 - I hate to be 'that guy' okay I don't , but no human DNA …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2014 on see es eye alabamer 0
#26 - muffinssnuffims (01/26/2014) [-]
Still, figuring out who's guilty is much more difficult and requires many more DNA tests when everyone comes out as siblings.
User avatar #22 - Zeigh (01/26/2014) [-]
That's true but that doesn't mean the joke isn't funny.
User avatar #23 - footballmaniac (01/26/2014) [-]
Actually, that's exactly what that means.
User avatar #24 - Zeigh (01/26/2014) [-]
It's an exaggeration and exaggeration is part of comedy.
#163 - I really don't see the logic behind the whole 'first floor' th…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2014 on USA vs England +1
User avatar #165 - Zeigh (01/26/2014) [-]
Your first floor is the ground floor, then first floor and so on.
User avatar #167 - footballmaniac (01/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I know that. I just claim it's illogical.
#175 - frostshaitan (01/26/2014) [-]
Not really illogical no.. if you were brought up learning it as the ground floor then first floor you would think its perfectly normal. Pretty sure its ground floor then first floor every except America.
#176 - frostshaitan (01/26/2014) [-]
Everywhere*
#182 - haidbz (01/26/2014) [-]
Incorrect. Here in norway, the top half of content is to us identical to the americans, while at the bottom half we agree with the british and rage at the americans for not doing the same.
And, unless I am mistaken, the universal standard is to not have a ground floor, but I might be mistaken, being norwegian 'n all...
#194 - frostshaitan (01/26/2014) [-]
Ahh, ok.. Everywhere i have lived/been its always been ground floor then first floor, lol.
#22 - Except I'm not in a ****** family with like 20 ki… 01/26/2014 on Mothers -3
#257 - This list is ******* terrible. First of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on The Most Dangerous Drugs In... +14
User avatar #403 - mikeroofer (01/26/2014) [-]
Agreed 100%, however that picture may be heroin as one can in fact smoke freebase heroin, aside from the process one may take to dissolve it into a liquid with heat.
#34 - Da **** did I just watch? 01/26/2014 on Share The Wealth +2
#46 - How do you not own a cat?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Why I will never make it to FP +1
User avatar #49 - soupkittenagain (01/26/2014) [-]
By not owning one.
User avatar #48 - itzsquiggle (01/26/2014) [-]
lol , this question.
#11 - Well in that case, Let's call the red balls 1 and 2 and th… 01/26/2014 on A little Statistic game for... 0
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#6 - ithumbdownall (09/02/2013) [-]
I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
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User avatar #1 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
User avatar #2 to #1 - footballmaniac (09/03/2011) [-]
lol. I could always delete. :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
and i could keep commenting until you block me
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