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#52 - Damn. I wish you rolled me, so I could be like 'yay, I get to …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Love 0
#61 - swiftarrow (02/10/2014) [-]
Because i'm feeling generous.
#60 - Flagged for NSFW 02/08/2014 on Do you see it? ;) -7
#74 - That's when I take her back at 11:01 and show him my .44  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Meeting your GF's father... +1
User avatar #106 - kickitinthestix (02/07/2014) [-]
And hand him the empty condom wrapper, and say "There's six in a pack, I got 2 more." and walk away?
#34 - Ball gags. Cages and ball gags.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Man save the flight +6
#37 - incoming (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm fairly certain that's someone's fetish.
#36 - gorillazgd (02/05/2014) [-]
I like where this is going
#52 - acemcgunner (02/05/2014) [-]
#47 - thempc (02/05/2014) [-]
#28 - Kids are so ******* annoying. Anyone you…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Man save the flight +7
User avatar #65 - monkeysniper (02/05/2014) [-]
Some are okay and just sit quietly, I always did but that might just be because my parents threatened to throw me out a window if i was a little shit
User avatar #49 - fukkentyranitar (02/05/2014) [-]
When I was 9 and I flew on a plane, I sat the fuck down and played final fight on my gba. My parents raised me right I guess.
User avatar #51 - twistedwoodthing (02/05/2014) [-]
I flew a transatlantic flight when I was 6 just fine, but on the flight back I wasn't feeling so great, so my mom's friend/coworker who was travelling with us gave me some gravol. She must have messed up the dosage though because I was comatose the entire 10 hour flight.
One of the woman's sons, who was about my age, told my sister I was probably dead.
Good memories.
User avatar #54 - captainrattrap (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm sure it was an accident.
#42 - shadowxmarrow (02/05/2014) [-]
When i flew (age 10) i sat on my ass and played metroid and watched Simpsons on the seat-screen. Yet again that's the props of Italian airlines.

Pic related, it looked a little something like this, and that shit was still in coach.
User avatar #30 - incoming (02/05/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, that wouldn't stop their screaming and whining. I say they create a section for parents and children that's divided the same way first class is from the rest of the plane, and maybe some extra sound proofing. Would it suck for parents? Sure, but that shouldn't be any issue because they decided to have the little shit, erm, I mean bundle of joy.
User avatar #34 - footballmaniac (02/05/2014) [-]
Ball gags. Cages and ball gags.
#37 - incoming (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm fairly certain that's someone's fetish.
#36 - gorillazgd (02/05/2014) [-]
I like where this is going
#52 - acemcgunner (02/05/2014) [-]
#47 - thempc (02/05/2014) [-]
#499 - Did this to himself. Gets no sympathy from me. Everyo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2014 on oh how we love you /b/ +3
#530 - devout feminist (02/04/2014) [-]
Wow so tough. There's a big difference between someone who is already a grown up being bullied and a fucking 11 year old kid.
User avatar #726 - huffe (02/04/2014) [-]
not really
#61 - I would so buy it. 02/04/2014 on Left turn at the... 0
#14 - Ah the joys of PhotoShop. 02/03/2014 on yep dragons and shit 0
#7 - Only a true fan can understand the true badassery of an awesom…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2014 on There is always one. +5
User avatar #19 - Ryu (02/03/2014) [-]
Not so fun fact: I didn't know Orochimaru's name one time, I called him Horishmaru and for websites that have every username under the sun taken, that one is never taken
#14 - sadistikal (02/03/2014) [-]
Obito is cooler
#17 - tarnis (02/03/2014) [-]
#8 - slenderwolf (02/03/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
#6 - That's when I'm like **** you I won't do…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on well done teaching +86
#127 - pappathethird (02/03/2014) [-]
Rage never dies
#39 - LTDUCKDUDE (02/03/2014) [-]
^^^^^^^^^ Gives me hope
#12 - Land of the free, my ass! 02/03/2014 on Fuck the police 1312 +1
#9 - What the **** is his problem anyway? The man paid…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Fuck the police 1312 +1
#16 - u do wat to sheep (02/03/2014) [-]
Ok to start, he is on the Strip, Drinking in public is legal there, he is most likely being stopped because the only way to get to those medians is by Jay Walking.

Sources - I was fucking born and raised and have lived in Las Vegas my entire life.

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#33 - milvus (02/03/2014) [-]
What is Jay Walking?
User avatar #36 - u do wat to sheep (02/03/2014) [-]
Crossing the street without using a cross walk, its illegal on any street in a non residential area here.
User avatar #27 - sepheroth (02/03/2014) [-]
Public intoxication is still illegal though, I know because the first day I moved here I would have been arrested by that Metro for public intoxication if not for a few connections I had at the place I was.

Public place, I'm somewhat related to the Event Manager there. There was wine tasting after a loooooooong ass week.
User avatar #30 - u do wat to sheep (02/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, if you are legally or obviously drunk in public you can still get in trouble
User avatar #31 - sepheroth (02/03/2014) [-]
If he's being stopped on the strip, and refusing to drop his beer, he's probably just that drunk
#32 - u do wat to sheep (02/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - ragingcacti (02/03/2014) [-]
He was stealing womens clothing.
User avatar #11 - secretdestroyers (02/03/2014) [-]
He's also walking on the grass but no one here bats an eyelash at that!
User avatar #24 - assrocket (02/03/2014) [-]
Is 'don't walk on the grass' an actual rule? Or am I just an idiot for believing the shit I see on T.V.?
User avatar #10 - Mephizto (02/03/2014) [-]
Im murrica you arent allowed to drink alcohol in public.
User avatar #21 - thatscrewedupkid (02/03/2014) [-]
i saw a guy drinking a bottle of johnnie walker in a mcdonalds at 3 pm when i was in vegas
#14 - ledheadtlc (02/03/2014) [-]
That picture was taken in Las Vegas, it's legal to drink in public there.
User avatar #25 - sepheroth (02/03/2014) [-]
As long as you're in the certain radius of a casino
User avatar #12 - footballmaniac (02/03/2014) [-]
Land of the free, my ass!
#8 - Yeah that's not police brutality or anything. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Fuck the police 1312 0
User avatar #18 - roliga (02/03/2014) [-]
It's not you fucking retard
#8 - You mean best superhero ever! 02/03/2014 on Still beats Aquaman -2
#25 - In all seriousness, I'd probably just go around town robbing a… 02/03/2014 on MUCH ILLEGAL +1
#42 - Oh. That's hilarious then! 01/31/2014 on My favorite picture on the... 0
#40 - wtf is skooma?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on My favorite picture on the... 0
User avatar #43 - havohejmcsheol (01/31/2014) [-]
The typical drug in the lore of Tamriel (The Elder Scrolls). The Khajiit (cat-looking humanoid) are the biggest consumers of Skooma.
User avatar #41 - peikkonaama (01/31/2014) [-]
In Skyrim, there's a feline race known as the Khajit. Skooma is a drug or something that the Khajit are infamously known for smuggling.
User avatar #42 - footballmaniac (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh. That's hilarious then!
#8 - False. It would melt your jaw before you'd have a chance to swallow.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Did you know? +3
User avatar #29 - newsuperyoshi (01/31/2014) [-]
So spit. iregretnothing.gif
User avatar #18 - itsthatguyagain (01/31/2014) [-]
Bottoms up.
#30 - How exactly do you do this without melting your vacuum? 01/30/2014 on Makes me proud to be a man. +1
#3 - Fun fact: the claws on cats' back paws are actually never sheathed. 01/30/2014 on Bet Is Didn't 0
#121 - Everyone here complaining about her being a slut. Mea…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on classy +5
#167 - sharkballs (01/30/2014) [-]
#74 - Okay come on. This just HAS to be fake. 01/29/2014 on genius 0
#51 - Why is LeBrick on the Rockets? 01/29/2014 on So I heard you were talking... +1
#151 - I've done a lot more drugs than you have son. You're nowhere n…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Would you like a little... -2
User avatar #152 - yuukoku (01/29/2014) [-]
Woah. You should file down those edges before you hurt someone.

I was referencing Hunter S. Thompson. He's done more drugs than you. It doesn't matter who you are, he's done more drugs than you. You could be Ozzy or Charlie Sheen, he's done more drugs than you. That statement is a fact that pertains to every living being.
#228 - Again, they do it because it's an easier way to get food. Not … 01/29/2014 on Taco cat 0
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#6 - ithumbdownall (09/02/2013) [-]
I changed my mind. I don't want to get thumbed down to the point where I can't thumb down everyone else. Here's the picture you wanted.
User avatar #8 to #6 - footballmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
*looks at username*

You hypocrite!
User avatar #5 - mycatthenazi (07/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
i just took your comment virginity against your will
do you feel like a dirty whore now?
User avatar #2 to #1 - footballmaniac (09/03/2011) [-]
lol. I could always delete. :P
User avatar #3 to #2 - TardytheTurtle (09/03/2011) [-]
and i could keep commenting until you block me
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