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|Date Signed Up:||3/03/2011|
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|Times Content Favorited:||112 times|
|Total Comments Made:||2652|
latest user's comments
|#28 - The game inside the TV. [+] (2 new replies)||02/16/2014 on Old school game glitch||0|
|#25 - What's this game called? [+] (13 new replies)||02/16/2014 on Old school game glitch||0|
|#150 - I was gonna make a funny comment about how OP knew this, but a…||02/16/2014 on Now you Know||0|
|#52 - Damn. I wish you rolled me, so I could be like 'yay, I get to … [+] (1 new reply)||02/10/2014 on Love||0|
|#60 - Flagged for ****||02/08/2014 on Do you see it? ;)||0|
|#74 - That's when I take her back at 11:01 and show him my .44 [+] (1 new reply)||02/07/2014 on Meeting your GF's father...||0|
|#34 - Ball gags. Cages and ball gags. [+] (4 new replies)||02/05/2014 on Man save the flight||0|
|#28 - Kids are so ******* annoying. Anyone younger t… [+] (11 new replies)||02/05/2014 on Man save the flight||0|
#51 - twistedwoodthing (02/05/2014) [-]
I flew a transatlantic flight when I was 6 just fine, but on the flight back I wasn't feeling so great, so my mom's friend/coworker who was travelling with us gave me some gravol. She must have messed up the dosage though because I was comatose the entire 10 hour flight.
One of the woman's sons, who was about my age, told my sister I was probably dead.
#30 - incoming (02/05/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, that wouldn't stop their screaming and whining. I say they create a section for parents and children that's divided the same way first class is from the rest of the plane, and maybe some extra sound proofing. Would it suck for parents? Sure, but that shouldn't be any issue because they decided to have the little shit, erm, I mean bundle of joy.
|#499 - Did this to himself. Gets no sympathy from me. Everyo… [+] (2 new replies)||02/04/2014 on oh how we love you /b/||0|
#530 - Common Pepe (02/04/2014) [-]
Wow so tough. There's a big difference between someone who is already a grown up being bullied and a fucking 11 year old kid.
|#61 - I would so buy it.||02/04/2014 on Left turn at the...||0|
|#14 - Ah the joys of PhotoShop.||02/03/2014 on yep dragons and shit||0|
|#7 - Only a true fan can understand the true badassery of an awesom… [+] (4 new replies)||02/03/2014 on There is always one.||0|
|#6 - That's when I'm like **** you I won't do what … [+] (2 new replies)||02/03/2014 on well done teaching||0|
|#12 - Land of the free, my ass!||02/03/2014 on Fuck the police 1312||0|
|#9 - What the **** is his problem anyway? The man paid for t… [+] (15 new replies)||02/03/2014 on Fuck the police 1312||0|
#16 - u do wat to sheep (02/03/2014) [-]
Sources - I was fucking born and raised and have lived in Las Vegas my entire life.
#27 - sepheroth (02/03/2014) [-]
Public intoxication is still illegal though, I know because the first day I moved here I would have been arrested by that Metro for public intoxication if not for a few connections I had at the place I was.
Public place, I'm somewhat related to the Event Manager there. There was wine tasting after a loooooooong ass week.
|#8 - Yeah that's not police brutality or anything. ***… [+] (1 new reply)||02/03/2014 on Fuck the police 1312||0|
|#8 - You mean best superhero ever!||02/03/2014 on Still beats Aquaman||0|
|#25 - In all seriousness, I'd probably just go around town robbing a…||02/03/2014 on MUCH ILLEGAL||0|
|#42 - Oh. That's hilarious then!||01/31/2014 on My favorite picture on the...||0|
|#40 - wtf is skooma? [+] (3 new replies)||01/31/2014 on My favorite picture on the...||0|
|#8 - False. It would melt your jaw before you'd have a chance to swallow. [+] (2 new replies)||01/30/2014 on Did you know?||0|
|#30 - How exactly do you do this without melting your vacuum?||01/30/2014 on Makes me proud to be a man.||0|
|#3 - Fun fact: the claws on cats' back paws are actually never sheathed.||01/30/2014 on Bet Is Didn't||0|
|#121 - Everyone here complaining about her being a slut. Mea… [+] (1 new reply)||01/30/2014 on classy||0|
|#74 - Okay come on. This just HAS to be fake.||01/29/2014 on genius||0|