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#70 - Read it in his ******* voice and everything..thumb for you sir 03/26/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence +4
#30 - You should have many more thumbs, that got me more than the content 03/25/2013 on Love at first sight +7
#45 - Not cool man...not cool....  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on The feel that lived +1
User avatar #84 - ihavegames (03/26/2013) [-]
is that tobuscus
#32 - Picture 03/21/2013 on If Dogs Could Talk +7
#52 - That **** scared the crap out of me too, **** spiders! 03/21/2013 on scariness of LOTR +8
#143 - Dammit.... 03/16/2013 on The Boss +4
#134 - I didn't ask you to read it, I was just sharing a passing dream I had. 02/20/2013 on Dream On +5
#22 - I had a dream once in which I had a fully-fledged relationship…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Dream On +86
User avatar #354 - cumwhore (02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream that for some reason, my crush was forced to marry me. She was not happy about it.
#326 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
Reminded me of "A Bittersweet life". A very touching movie, i consider you check it out :)
#315 - torexofthenight (02/20/2013) [-]
I know how that is...I don't know if this is some type of condition, and if it is please enlighten me. Although when I dream sometimes they last for years, not literally. Real life its only 6 hours, but in the actual dream it feels like I'm trapped in whatever world this is for years. One time I had a dream I met this wonderful girl, her name was Jacquelynne. We grew close, and I feel for her in every which way, yet I never thought she felt the same way. One day I'm talking to one of her friends, Kandace, and she asks if I like Jacquelynne....I don't know why I told the truth, but I did. I told Kandace exactly how I felt about Jacque, and when she tells me Jacque talks about me the same way. I grabbed my phone, dialed her number, and asked her out. We were together for 2 years after that. I loved her so much....Then one day, I lay down to go to sleep, and I wake up two years before hand. None of it had happened, and I was alone, in my bed, realizing what just happened.....

I became depressed after that, but honestly there is a bright side to this...Jacquelynne exists, and I'm with her now. I don't know how to explain it, but a month after the dream I actually met her....It was the happiest moment of my life. I love her more than life its self, we've been together for nearly a year now. Yet for me, I've been with her for 3 years. I won't lie, I'm sometimes scared that I'm going to wake up, in that bed again, 2 years from now.....

TL:DR had a precognitive dream taking me to my soul mate.
#213 - jasoncreed (02/20/2013) [-]
So i'm not the only one that dreamed that, god it is really awful...
User avatar #151 - spysappinmysasha (02/20/2013) [-]
whenever I have those dreams, I never get to be with the girl. I am always trying to find where she is. Its as if in the dream I already was with her at some point, but she mysteriously disappears. In those dreams the sky is always an overcast, and it seems like all the people in the dream are trying to keep her away from me.

But then again I have some strange, unsettling dreams all the time.
#121 - josep (02/20/2013) [-]
#134 - fooljamable (02/20/2013) [-]
I didn't ask you to read it, I was just sharing a passing dream I had.
User avatar #59 - RisenLichen (02/19/2013) [-]
That's why I hate waking up
User avatar #50 - turtlewithashotgun (02/19/2013) [-]
I shit you not, I had that dream last week.
User avatar #45 - xyaleon (02/19/2013) [-]
Maybe you're just having a precognitive dream and it will happen. :)
User avatar #42 - garymotherfinoak (02/19/2013) [-]
ive had that dream one too many times. i feel you..
#3 - It hurt I know. 02/17/2013 on Facebook (2) 0
#16 - He just sits there like..I don't give a **** ... 02/17/2013 on So Much Fail +4
#37 - 9, 3 and 4 are the worst. 02/17/2013 on True shit +5
#37 - Picture 02/14/2013 on HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH... +1
#103 - Picture 02/14/2013 on title +2
#8 - Google 02/12/2013 on Now with every happy meal! 0
#77 - Picture 02/11/2013 on What did you just call me +3
#49 - Picture 02/11/2013 on Wat? 0
#23 - Thank You! No one ever gets it right!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on I Hate When This Happens 0
#64 - repostsrepost (02/10/2013) [-]
I hear there's a new Jurassic Park in the works. If the raptors are anything but big ass turkeys I will do some serious raging.
#119 - I don't have any jack sparrow, so have some jelly instead. 01/31/2013 on Winrar is you +3
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on all but one +3
#34 - thumbeldore (01/21/2013) [-]
I was about to use that gif, but the best ma won
#61 - Yeah, because thats how the military works. 01/19/2013 on guns +1
#60 - Its pretty much true actually. Plus the ones that do work have…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on guns 0
User avatar #116 - Faz (01/19/2013) [-]
Thats actually not true, the majority of security cameras are working and they are not that low of a resolution that criminals are not caught, there are more working security cameras in Britain than there are people. Anyway i don't see why people have such a problem with security cameras, it helps punish criminals and doesn't effect me negatively in any way.
#151 - nightstar (01/20/2013) [-]
Mission creep happens.
#59 - Violent crime doesn't equal deadly crime, or gun crime, Americ… 01/19/2013 on guns 0
#278 - Robocop vs Friends...that would be a very short fight.. 01/19/2013 on My dick exploded from the... 0
#274 - Robocop Vs. Friends 01/19/2013 on My dick exploded from the... 0
#385 - fair play, but that does work both ways. On a sid-note, I'm go… 01/18/2013 on Oh Obama 0


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#1 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas my friend!!!!
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Merry christmas friend!
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