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#188 - Bleed it out - Linkin Park....Oh god.. 08/04/2013 on the world is a vampire +2
#6 - At this point, I can't really be ****** to argue with t…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Black people +24
#10 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
Actually, just one side. Us the people, the common man. We let our kids play games that encourage this behavior, we watch mind washing garbage that makes no sense, we've lost all capacity to think for ourselves and just let the internet do that for us. Parents don't punish their children anymore, and the government cuts funding for public education and programs ment to help these kind of problems. Then spics and niggers and white trash nobodies use this system to take care of their personal interests and abuse what we, the common man, provide them. We get fucked by the disgustingly rich and the filthy poor, all the while smiling while eating shit and watching TRUtv or A&E re-runs of Pawn and Repo shit. Just cut the crap man up and fix this fucking nation, think about your neighbor, your childs best friend, not yourself, that's how you let the wrong men run this nation. Turn of the t.v raise your fucking kid.
#12 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
Don't let them walk over you, whip their ass take away the fucking xbox, put a mitt in their hand and say "Get in the goddamn yard we're gonna toss the ball" Take 'em fishing hunting, cooking, dancing. Don't give em a goddamn cellphone at 7 years old. And for godsake don't raise them in a higher income neighborhood, those goddamn spoiled rich kids are a worse drug, alcohol, and crime influence than the other schools. Don't vote for the guy who says hes gonna cut educational funding, research your candidates, don't just vote party, and don't just vote for who'll put more (or less) money in your pocket. Take the time out of your busy day to meet and greet your candidate, and bring your kids, involve them in politics. For gods sake in on of my Government courses in college some students could not even name the speaker of the house, even the vice fucking president. Highschool students who are uneducated in politics allowed to vote, under mommy and daddies influence.
User avatar #11 - fooljamable (08/04/2013) [-]
I'm gonna be 100% transparent with you, and say I really don't care, for a number of reasons, Including the fact that I'm english. Also, to be honest, I hate everyone, so I want to see the whole thing up in flames anyway.
#13 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
Then you should be forced out of your computer chair in your parents basement and cast away, English or not the whole world is like a clock you want all gears running smoothly, that little up in flames comment is not "hardass" like i'm the dark insane Joker guy, fact is you're a 20-30 y/o still living with your parents and jacking of to Japanese cartoons, while the rest of the world suffers because of your indifference. You aren't above the rest of the world, you're beneath it where you belong the world has no place for indifference.
User avatar #14 - fooljamable (08/04/2013) [-]
For a start, I'm 18, second, I really don't, I lack any sort of guilt or empathy, so I genuinely am being honest when I say I could burn that building down with them inside. Thirdly, be quiet anon, I cannot be bothered with your shenanigans...
#282 - anonymous (08/05/2013) [-]
And that is supposed to impress us? Would you kill someone and eat him? Only them I would consider you edgy, else fuck off you "badass" fedora.
#47 - Only one I got, take this.. 07/30/2013 on Manilla Bear +1
#42 - You're so blue I'm having trouble reading your name the **** ?! 07/30/2013 on Dog thinks it's all for him... 0
#7 - I'm resisting your red thumbs, because that was a deep and cle… 07/27/2013 on Going the distance -1
#6 - Doesn't spiderman have more dead family members than batman? M…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2013 on I'm getting tired of your... +21
#38 - mamen (07/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, but his parents died in an aircraft accident when he was an infant so he barley remembers them, thus not having any real feelings or emotions towards them, and his uncle wasn't shot in front of him, albeit he does blame himself for his death. While
Batmans parents were shot and murdered in front of him as a child which traumatized him for life.
#17 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
Lemme counting again - His parents in the plane crashing, then his uncle (father figured) being shot and died due to bleed out.

Wayne lost his only parents to the shot in alley... So yea, you're right, Peter lost more people than Wayne did.
User avatar #47 - harryboom (07/28/2013) [-]
batman's son was killed
#9 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
Peter lost his parents when he was young and then his father-like figure when he was older, then various other people along the way.
#70 - Is it bad I was hoping it wasn't a lie?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on DOGS VS GATOR +1
User avatar #71 - lifeofliam (07/27/2013) [-]
#114 - I have no idea, tbh. All I know is americans have a very weird… 07/25/2013 on Difference +2
#38 - At one point in the film they make bets on the monster that th… 07/21/2013 on The new Monster Inc trailer 0
#35 - Anyone know which monster Kevin was? Ever since I watched it I…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2013 on The new Monster Inc trailer -2
#50 - dieblackpeople (07/21/2013) [-]
Possibly a tongue-in-cheek reference to a movie called We Need To Talk About Kevin, which is about a young psychopath who deteriorates into violent crime.
User avatar #39 - announcement (07/21/2013) [-]
Kevin is basicaly the psycho Serial Killer "Monster".
He's defined as a monster because he's scary in the sense that he doesn't stand out like most other monsters but is still very dangerous. (Like the dolls except they wore masks, thus making them stand out)
#36 - andrewjo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #38 - fooljamable (07/21/2013) [-]
At one point in the film they make bets on the monster that the people will choose, one of the bets was on a monster called nothing else but Kevin
#45 - Nice job OP, took me a little while to get it but nice 07/17/2013 on I hate you all +3
#28 - Not sure If I'm older on here than you, but this is the first … 07/17/2013 on Old users will understand 0
#15 - Picture 07/17/2013 on Not sure if... +1
#208 - I'm listening to down with the sickness, and they are headbang…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Americans vs Brits 0
#242 - jvcjvc (07/13/2013) [-]
not exactly in time, down with the sickness is at something like 90 bpm. These guys are headbanging at 125-130 bpm.

It still looks as if they are headbanging some kind of triplet groove.
#61 - Thanks Bro, I would respond with another sloth picture, but mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on . +2
#63 - Thefirstpedobear (07/12/2013) [-]
It's all good bro, have a cat.
#28 - I got bullied by everyone in school, including the girls, who …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on . +4
#49 - Thefirstpedobear (07/12/2013) [-]
I know this feel all too well my friend. But it's okay, we have each other<3
#61 - fooljamable (07/12/2013) [-]
Thanks Bro, I would respond with another sloth picture, but mine are all rapey
#63 - Thefirstpedobear (07/12/2013) [-]
It's all good bro, have a cat.
#25 - True, weird seeing it from the proper perspective  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Best halo-ween costume 0
User avatar #27 - monkeybrains (07/10/2013) [-]
Just looked it up. Chief is about 7 feet in armor. Elites range from 7 to 8 feet average.
User avatar #34 - kingarturi (07/10/2013) [-]
at tall 9 to 10
#23 - ******* **** **** they seem shorter in the games  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Best halo-ween costume +2
User avatar #24 - monkeybrains (07/10/2013) [-]
Well, we see them through Master Chief and other Spartans. The Spartans themselves are about 7-8 feet tall.
User avatar #25 - fooljamable (07/10/2013) [-]
True, weird seeing it from the proper perspective
User avatar #27 - monkeybrains (07/10/2013) [-]
Just looked it up. Chief is about 7 feet in armor. Elites range from 7 to 8 feet average.
User avatar #34 - kingarturi (07/10/2013) [-]
at tall 9 to 10
#5 - WHAT THE **** 07/09/2013 on Suffering will be your... 0
#57 - I don't even have a pizza place near me.... 07/09/2013 on Date me ok 0
#39 - Battouch? 07/08/2013 on Batman Doesn't Do Hugs +1
#173 - I am without a doubt not gonna change someones sexual orientat…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/03/2013 on the jews -1
User avatar #234 - amuro (07/03/2013) [-]
My veredict: you are horrible, pizza face.

No offense, btw.
User avatar #195 - xboxonerules (07/03/2013) [-]
*rape face activated
#194 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
Get some sun. No one likes a pasty complexion.
User avatar #177 - neutralgray (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm hetero so I may not be the best judge of this but I think you look very well. Maybe not "change-peoples-sexuality" gorgeous but by no means ugly at all.
#219 - thermdiz (07/03/2013) [-]
i think you look well too no sign of sickness in this photo
User avatar #180 - crimzonsoulreaper (07/03/2013) [-]
I agree with this guy.

He's faaar from the worst guy you can find.
(Yes, I'm gay)
#183 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
yes, i play games
#248 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
Dont hit on me silly boys xoxoxoxo
User avatar #176 - drastronomy (07/03/2013) [-]
>wide eye to eye dist
>small eyelashes

yep, you seem like a dude...
#19 - I have already, unfortunately she's also a lesbian 07/01/2013 on Feminism -2
#5 - My friend doesn't even bother being feminist her hands are …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Feminism -5
#14 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]
Women dont need hands, blowjobs are better than handjobs.

Go tell that to ur friend.
User avatar #19 - fooljamable (07/01/2013) [-]
I have already, unfortunately she's also a lesbian
#68 - In all directions apparently. 07/01/2013 on Just why? 0


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Merry christmas friend!
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