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#22 - London, England....thats kind of boring 09/25/2012 on Trolling Coach 0
#46 - yes, your family sounds very...interesting 09/21/2012 on MCFM return? +2
#38 - revan was a man.....  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Kids +13
User avatar #76 - xenoquack (09/18/2012) [-]
Canonically, yes. But it was down to player choice.
#44 - oneeyedfreak (09/18/2012) [-]
OR WAS HE?
User avatar #73 - deltadeltadelta (09/18/2012) [-]
He's a dude. The Exile is a woman.
User avatar #74 - oneeyedfreak (09/18/2012) [-]
I know
#62 - actually i don't own a single apple product... 09/18/2012 on Simpsons did it 0
#21 - I think batman goes by the "you can NEVER be too prepared…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/14/2012 on BabyBats Vs. Superbaby 0
User avatar #22 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
alright, but how would he get the chance to use it? normal human pulls kryptonite out of nowhere and superman isn't going to just walk up to him like "oh, let me help you kill me"
#28 - cirquededc (09/14/2012) [-]
Also everyone's sort of forgetting one of Superman's weaknesses, except this one in an awful lot easier to reproduce on a budget. Superman doesn't have powers under red sunlight. So put a red light bulb in a bomb bunker and lure him down there? You've got a powerless Superman in a box.
#34 - yeahguy (09/15/2012) [-]
mfw all super heros have some kind of weakness. Some are just more fucking retarded then others. Like old wonderwomans weakness, being touched by men.

I shit you not, she loses her power if a man touches her flesh.
User avatar #54 - cryoticshell (09/15/2012) [-]
Two different Green Lanterns had strange ones, one had the weaknesses to the color yellow and the other to wood. take em both out with a number two pencil
#36 - cirquededc (09/15/2012) [-]
Really?! That's fantastically stupid! I love it!
User avatar #30 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
yea, batman actually uses Red kryptonite, which makes superman's skin transparent and he absorbs too much sun and collapses.


Source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLA:_Tower_of_Babel
#31 - cirquededc (09/14/2012) [-]
Not like red kryptonite, like red sunlight. It's not even a special type of rock, it's just red light. Like seriously in Superman the Animated series they show Supergirl and Superman being like detained against their will in rooms and all that's keeping them there is lightbulbs.
User avatar #32 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
I was acknowledging you are correct. But I was also pointing out this amazing comic series
#35 - cirquededc (09/15/2012) [-]
I now recognize your acknowledgement and will def go check it out. Thank you sir!
User avatar #38 - zraxx (09/15/2012) [-]
No problem. Its quite fun, as Aquaman is made aquaphobic
#46 - funkyrednipples (09/15/2012) [-]
#55 - cryoticshell (09/15/2012) [-]
#51 - sacredseasons (09/15/2012) [-]
Feel like i started something i shouldn't have.
#53 - funkyrednipples (09/15/2012) [-]
#19 - its batman, hes gonna have some in his utility belt somewhere  [+] (25 new replies) 09/14/2012 on BabyBats Vs. Superbaby +5
#41 - lefish (09/15/2012) [-]
doesn't matter. Superman can just squish batman with a thrown car before getting in range of kryptonite.
User avatar #33 - kingrayne (09/15/2012) [-]
He actually does, thats the best part.
User avatar #20 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
So you're saying that batman is guaranteed to have kryptonite in his belt right when he has to fight superman? and that he would be able to get close enough to use the kryptonite on him?
User avatar #39 - penusflytrap (09/15/2012) [-]
Super man forced Bat-Man to promise him that if he ever went crazy with power, Bat-Man would kill him. Bat-Man keeps Kryptonite in his belt at all times.
User avatar #40 - penusflytrap (09/15/2012) [-]
Or a ring, or some shit. Point is, he's got the kryptonite all the time, and he's always ready.
User avatar #23 - wyatttehrobot (09/14/2012) [-]
In a certain comic book issue, I can't remember which one. Superman gives batman a kryptonite ring in case he gets out of control.
User avatar #26 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
the question still stands, "how would he use it against him"
User avatar #29 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
Cannon based, Batman as a ring made out of green kryptonite on him at ALL times, and if he needed to he would use it against Superman. However Batman, in the tower of babel comics, created a detailed plan to defeat every justice league member, and they all worked
User avatar #44 - datspidey (09/15/2012) [-]
^this
User avatar #27 - wyatttehrobot (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't know, he's fucking batman. All I'm saying is that its not impossible.
User avatar #21 - fooljamable (09/14/2012) [-]
I think batman goes by the "you can NEVER be too prepared" kind of thinking
User avatar #22 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
alright, but how would he get the chance to use it? normal human pulls kryptonite out of nowhere and superman isn't going to just walk up to him like "oh, let me help you kill me"
#28 - cirquededc (09/14/2012) [-]
Also everyone's sort of forgetting one of Superman's weaknesses, except this one in an awful lot easier to reproduce on a budget. Superman doesn't have powers under red sunlight. So put a red light bulb in a bomb bunker and lure him down there? You've got a powerless Superman in a box.
#34 - yeahguy (09/15/2012) [-]
mfw all super heros have some kind of weakness. Some are just more fucking retarded then others. Like old wonderwomans weakness, being touched by men.

I shit you not, she loses her power if a man touches her flesh.
User avatar #54 - cryoticshell (09/15/2012) [-]
Two different Green Lanterns had strange ones, one had the weaknesses to the color yellow and the other to wood. take em both out with a number two pencil
#36 - cirquededc (09/15/2012) [-]
Really?! That's fantastically stupid! I love it!
User avatar #30 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
yea, batman actually uses Red kryptonite, which makes superman's skin transparent and he absorbs too much sun and collapses.


Source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLA:_Tower_of_Babel
#31 - cirquededc (09/14/2012) [-]
Not like red kryptonite, like red sunlight. It's not even a special type of rock, it's just red light. Like seriously in Superman the Animated series they show Supergirl and Superman being like detained against their will in rooms and all that's keeping them there is lightbulbs.
User avatar #32 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
I was acknowledging you are correct. But I was also pointing out this amazing comic series
#35 - cirquededc (09/15/2012) [-]
I now recognize your acknowledgement and will def go check it out. Thank you sir!
User avatar #38 - zraxx (09/15/2012) [-]
No problem. Its quite fun, as Aquaman is made aquaphobic
#46 - funkyrednipples (09/15/2012) [-]
#55 - cryoticshell (09/15/2012) [-]
#51 - sacredseasons (09/15/2012) [-]
Feel like i started something i shouldn't have.
#53 - funkyrednipples (09/15/2012) [-]
#17 - kryptonite  [+] (27 new replies) 09/14/2012 on BabyBats Vs. Superbaby +2
User avatar #18 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
where would batman get the kryptonite from though?
User avatar #19 - fooljamable (09/14/2012) [-]
its batman, hes gonna have some in his utility belt somewhere
#41 - lefish (09/15/2012) [-]
doesn't matter. Superman can just squish batman with a thrown car before getting in range of kryptonite.
User avatar #33 - kingrayne (09/15/2012) [-]
He actually does, thats the best part.
User avatar #20 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
So you're saying that batman is guaranteed to have kryptonite in his belt right when he has to fight superman? and that he would be able to get close enough to use the kryptonite on him?
User avatar #39 - penusflytrap (09/15/2012) [-]
Super man forced Bat-Man to promise him that if he ever went crazy with power, Bat-Man would kill him. Bat-Man keeps Kryptonite in his belt at all times.
User avatar #40 - penusflytrap (09/15/2012) [-]
Or a ring, or some shit. Point is, he's got the kryptonite all the time, and he's always ready.
User avatar #23 - wyatttehrobot (09/14/2012) [-]
In a certain comic book issue, I can't remember which one. Superman gives batman a kryptonite ring in case he gets out of control.
User avatar #26 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
the question still stands, "how would he use it against him"
User avatar #29 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
Cannon based, Batman as a ring made out of green kryptonite on him at ALL times, and if he needed to he would use it against Superman. However Batman, in the tower of babel comics, created a detailed plan to defeat every justice league member, and they all worked
User avatar #44 - datspidey (09/15/2012) [-]
^this
User avatar #27 - wyatttehrobot (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't know, he's fucking batman. All I'm saying is that its not impossible.
User avatar #21 - fooljamable (09/14/2012) [-]
I think batman goes by the "you can NEVER be too prepared" kind of thinking
User avatar #22 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
alright, but how would he get the chance to use it? normal human pulls kryptonite out of nowhere and superman isn't going to just walk up to him like "oh, let me help you kill me"
#28 - cirquededc (09/14/2012) [-]
Also everyone's sort of forgetting one of Superman's weaknesses, except this one in an awful lot easier to reproduce on a budget. Superman doesn't have powers under red sunlight. So put a red light bulb in a bomb bunker and lure him down there? You've got a powerless Superman in a box.
#34 - yeahguy (09/15/2012) [-]
mfw all super heros have some kind of weakness. Some are just more fucking retarded then others. Like old wonderwomans weakness, being touched by men.

I shit you not, she loses her power if a man touches her flesh.
User avatar #54 - cryoticshell (09/15/2012) [-]
Two different Green Lanterns had strange ones, one had the weaknesses to the color yellow and the other to wood. take em both out with a number two pencil
#36 - cirquededc (09/15/2012) [-]
Really?! That's fantastically stupid! I love it!
User avatar #30 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
yea, batman actually uses Red kryptonite, which makes superman's skin transparent and he absorbs too much sun and collapses.


Source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLA:_Tower_of_Babel
#31 - cirquededc (09/14/2012) [-]
Not like red kryptonite, like red sunlight. It's not even a special type of rock, it's just red light. Like seriously in Superman the Animated series they show Supergirl and Superman being like detained against their will in rooms and all that's keeping them there is lightbulbs.
User avatar #32 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
I was acknowledging you are correct. But I was also pointing out this amazing comic series
#35 - cirquededc (09/15/2012) [-]
I now recognize your acknowledgement and will def go check it out. Thank you sir!
User avatar #38 - zraxx (09/15/2012) [-]
No problem. Its quite fun, as Aquaman is made aquaphobic
#46 - funkyrednipples (09/15/2012) [-]
#55 - cryoticshell (09/15/2012) [-]
#51 - sacredseasons (09/15/2012) [-]
Feel like i started something i shouldn't have.
#53 - funkyrednipples (09/15/2012) [-]
#15 - because batman always wins  [+] (30 new replies) 09/14/2012 on BabyBats Vs. Superbaby +3
User avatar #16 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
Ok, then put batman against superman. In a (relative to this fight) realistic fight, how would batman beat superman?
User avatar #89 - danihollywood (09/15/2012) [-]
Batman has a way to kill every superhero in the justice league. He did this just in case one of them where to go bad.
User avatar #17 - fooljamable (09/14/2012) [-]
kryptonite
User avatar #18 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
where would batman get the kryptonite from though?
User avatar #19 - fooljamable (09/14/2012) [-]
its batman, hes gonna have some in his utility belt somewhere
#41 - lefish (09/15/2012) [-]
doesn't matter. Superman can just squish batman with a thrown car before getting in range of kryptonite.
User avatar #33 - kingrayne (09/15/2012) [-]
He actually does, thats the best part.
User avatar #20 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
So you're saying that batman is guaranteed to have kryptonite in his belt right when he has to fight superman? and that he would be able to get close enough to use the kryptonite on him?
User avatar #39 - penusflytrap (09/15/2012) [-]
Super man forced Bat-Man to promise him that if he ever went crazy with power, Bat-Man would kill him. Bat-Man keeps Kryptonite in his belt at all times.
User avatar #40 - penusflytrap (09/15/2012) [-]
Or a ring, or some shit. Point is, he's got the kryptonite all the time, and he's always ready.
User avatar #23 - wyatttehrobot (09/14/2012) [-]
In a certain comic book issue, I can't remember which one. Superman gives batman a kryptonite ring in case he gets out of control.
User avatar #26 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
the question still stands, "how would he use it against him"
User avatar #29 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
Cannon based, Batman as a ring made out of green kryptonite on him at ALL times, and if he needed to he would use it against Superman. However Batman, in the tower of babel comics, created a detailed plan to defeat every justice league member, and they all worked
User avatar #44 - datspidey (09/15/2012) [-]
^this
User avatar #27 - wyatttehrobot (09/14/2012) [-]
I don't know, he's fucking batman. All I'm saying is that its not impossible.
User avatar #21 - fooljamable (09/14/2012) [-]
I think batman goes by the "you can NEVER be too prepared" kind of thinking
User avatar #22 - cryoticshell (09/14/2012) [-]
alright, but how would he get the chance to use it? normal human pulls kryptonite out of nowhere and superman isn't going to just walk up to him like "oh, let me help you kill me"
#28 - cirquededc (09/14/2012) [-]
Also everyone's sort of forgetting one of Superman's weaknesses, except this one in an awful lot easier to reproduce on a budget. Superman doesn't have powers under red sunlight. So put a red light bulb in a bomb bunker and lure him down there? You've got a powerless Superman in a box.
#34 - yeahguy (09/15/2012) [-]
mfw all super heros have some kind of weakness. Some are just more fucking retarded then others. Like old wonderwomans weakness, being touched by men.

I shit you not, she loses her power if a man touches her flesh.
User avatar #54 - cryoticshell (09/15/2012) [-]
Two different Green Lanterns had strange ones, one had the weaknesses to the color yellow and the other to wood. take em both out with a number two pencil
#36 - cirquededc (09/15/2012) [-]
Really?! That's fantastically stupid! I love it!
User avatar #30 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
yea, batman actually uses Red kryptonite, which makes superman's skin transparent and he absorbs too much sun and collapses.


Source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLA:_Tower_of_Babel
#31 - cirquededc (09/14/2012) [-]
Not like red kryptonite, like red sunlight. It's not even a special type of rock, it's just red light. Like seriously in Superman the Animated series they show Supergirl and Superman being like detained against their will in rooms and all that's keeping them there is lightbulbs.
User avatar #32 - zraxx (09/14/2012) [-]
I was acknowledging you are correct. But I was also pointing out this amazing comic series
#35 - cirquededc (09/15/2012) [-]
I now recognize your acknowledgement and will def go check it out. Thank you sir!
User avatar #38 - zraxx (09/15/2012) [-]
No problem. Its quite fun, as Aquaman is made aquaphobic
#46 - funkyrednipples (09/15/2012) [-]
#55 - cryoticshell (09/15/2012) [-]
#51 - sacredseasons (09/15/2012) [-]
Feel like i started something i shouldn't have.
#53 - funkyrednipples (09/15/2012) [-]
#21 - Exactly!! 09/12/2012 on a little politics 0
#116 - Picture 09/12/2012 on MFW the internet +1
#81 - no i think he was right the first time....  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on 9/11 you say? 0
#197 - sanepane (09/13/2012) [-]
#80 - your actually right there i don't know why the negative thumbs… 09/12/2012 on 9/11 you say? 0
#134 - i just get moods for certain types of women depending on my mo… 09/08/2012 on Picky with Porn 0
#90 - **fooljamable rolls 92** 09/08/2012 on Misunderstood Girlfriend 0
#32 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Pimple Rage +1
#30 - i've been playing too much LoL....  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2012 on Pimple Rage +1
#31 - ningyoaijin (09/08/2012) [-]
...No such thing. Now shut the fuck up and play some more LoL.
#32 - fooljamable (09/08/2012) [-]
#70 - FINISH HIM!! 09/08/2012 on Here comes Spider Man 0
#108 - OP's fw 09/08/2012 on mum wtf ? 0
#238 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Hello my lady +1
#580 - well, thats how it is over here in england and we have a lot l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on Logic does not apply to... 0
User avatar #588 - latinotornado (09/07/2012) [-]
Maybe yes, Maybe so. You have to understand there are a lot more ghettos in America than england (im not saying england has no ghettos) and criminals purchase most guns illegaly.
#570 - dude hes not trying to take your gun, hes trying to make it so…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Logic does not apply to... 0
User avatar #573 - latinotornado (09/07/2012) [-]
People who arent crazy buy guns. no, hes putting more regulations on the guns, gun control. for EVERYONE.
User avatar #580 - fooljamable (09/07/2012) [-]
well, thats how it is over here in england and we have a lot less gun crime than america so maybe it works
User avatar #588 - latinotornado (09/07/2012) [-]
Maybe yes, Maybe so. You have to understand there are a lot more ghettos in America than england (im not saying england has no ghettos) and criminals purchase most guns illegaly.
#569 - now there's a world where i would lose a lot of arguements 09/07/2012 on Logic does not apply to... +5
#313 - Picture 09/07/2012 on Holy shit. 0
#210 - well **** i did not see that coming 09/07/2012 on Anon goes to an animal... +3
#120 - Am I the only one who never really liked superman all that much?  [+] (10 new replies) 09/06/2012 on Ungratefull bastards +10
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#141 - barryprovolone (09/08/2012) [-]
**barryprovolone rolled a random image posted in comment #852200 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Amen Brother! Hulk beats Superman anyday
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#144 - barryprovolone (09/08/2012) [-]
**barryprovolone rolled a random image posted in comment #84890 at Item Discussion ** Deadpool alone could beat 10 supermen. Hulk would be a toss up fight
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User avatar #146 - barryprovolone (09/08/2012) [-]
*Drools at the thought of that poster irl*
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User avatar #148 - barryprovolone (09/08/2012) [-]
like you couldn't imagine...
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