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#8 - Your dog looks really high  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2012 on Rottweiler +23
#275 - BlatesMeh (11/19/2012) [-]
For some reason. Whatever she did she always looked high.
#276 - fooljamable (11/19/2012) [-]
Maybe your dog has a life you don't know about
User avatar #277 - BlatesMeh (11/19/2012) [-]
It was only after she had her stroke that she started to appear high. So there is a possibility it was medicinal :')
User avatar #278 - fooljamable (11/19/2012) [-]
You must have a very happy, if hungry, dog
User avatar #279 - BlatesMeh (11/19/2012) [-]
*Did

She passed away last month.

But she was happy most of the time.
#14 - Hey, just because someone doesn't like zelda doesn't mean they… 11/15/2012 on Nostalgia +1
#139 - Hypnotise, Pound, Splash 11/13/2012 on Helping Hand ,ExtremeSpeed,... 0
#25 - What if...sponge is the secret ingredient?  [+] (13 new replies) 11/11/2012 on Everything... Everything... +112
User avatar #382 - fightforfate (11/12/2012) [-]
actually my friend had a krabby patty cook book
the secret ingredient was salt
i am not joking
User avatar #200 - organicglory (11/12/2012) [-]
its love
User avatar #69 - mostlyshits (11/11/2012) [-]
I THINK
that the secret ingredient is crab
i mean, it would make perfect sense
mr. krabs one day accidently puts crab in meat
he realizes it's delicious but more importantly, it will make him money
so he moves to a new town full of people who had never seen or tasted a crab before
he then proceeded to find a couple of workers
he makes sure to keep the formula closely guarded to unsure no one knows his dirty secret

or maybe it's just oregano
User avatar #216 - darkdragonswrath (11/12/2012) [-]
"accidently"
What if he first put his wife in the meat?
User avatar #323 - grahamernazi (11/12/2012) [-]
First? Plankton and Mr. Krabbs were friends at the age of 6, or something. They created the formula together at that age, and I am just going to ASSUME that he did not have a wife at that point.
#264 - qwopdude (11/12/2012) [-]
nah. there was an episode when they showed how the krabby patty was made. basically krabs and plankton were best friends. they got into a fight one day while trying to make a perfect patty stuff was knocked over and fill into the meat. after that they split and plankton took the old recipe. when krabs tried the meat he realized it was delicious continued to make krabby patties while plankton was stuck with the old shitty recipe
User avatar #243 - usernameistoolong (11/12/2012) [-]
If his wife was a crab.How is Pearl his daughter?
User avatar #256 - darkdragonswrath (11/12/2012) [-]
What if it's whale meat and he felt so bad that he adopted Pearl.
User avatar #258 - usernameistoolong (11/12/2012) [-]
oh my god,your right.
User avatar #259 - usernameistoolong (11/12/2012) [-]
you're*
User avatar #293 - trojanmannn (11/12/2012) [-]
YOU THREE JUST FUCKING RUINED MY CHILDHOOD.
User avatar #247 - mostlyshits (11/12/2012) [-]
adopted
User avatar #253 - usernameistoolong (11/12/2012) [-]
But why would he adopt a kid? He's in love with money.
#584 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on table +1
#591 - darkjustifier (11/10/2012) [-]
#113 - Picture 11/08/2012 on Tested safe for OCD® +2
#119 - Picture 11/08/2012 on R-Money +5
#28 - Picture 11/05/2012 on Good guy Mewtwo +1
#26 - Picture 11/01/2012 on Disney +2
#5 - Thank you! 10/24/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
#6 - Picture 10/24/2012 on Bible +1
#5 - Call them a swine instead. Have some class with your insults. … 10/24/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#10 - Picture 10/24/2012 on Romney +2
#96 - Picture 10/21/2012 on my story +2
#28 - We were talking about stupid people, not retards 10/18/2012 on Are You Fucking Kidding Me +25
#65 - Picture 10/16/2012 on The power 0
#11 - i'm 17 and very lazy  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2012 on I'm sure... 0
User avatar #57 - mikaelkid (10/16/2012) [-]
im 18 and lazy lol, but I still work 25 - 30 hours a week doing landscaping and going to college, bought and fixed my own car



But I set an alarm. T.T If I oversleep she will, but come on man XD
User avatar #23 - crazypotato (10/16/2012) [-]
you're 17 and very gay
#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2012 on The power +6
User avatar #53 - herodan (10/16/2012) [-]
"le one more time" there you go
#65 - fooljamable (10/16/2012) [-]
#10 - peguins! 10/16/2012 on every time I walk near a... +12
#21 - Picture 10/16/2012 on Bakemonogatari +1
#11 - nurse joy... 10/16/2012 on Women +32
#7 - Mfw my mum wakes me up for college  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2012 on I'm sure... +7
User avatar #24 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2012) [-]
You wear a top hat and monocle to bed?
User avatar #9 - mikaelkid (10/16/2012) [-]
your mom still wakes you up for school and you're in college?? -___-

set an alarm
User avatar #11 - fooljamable (10/16/2012) [-]
i'm 17 and very lazy
User avatar #57 - mikaelkid (10/16/2012) [-]
im 18 and lazy lol, but I still work 25 - 30 hours a week doing landscaping and going to college, bought and fixed my own car



But I set an alarm. T.T If I oversleep she will, but come on man XD
User avatar #23 - crazypotato (10/16/2012) [-]
you're 17 and very gay
#200 - Picture 10/16/2012 on Bambi Almost Made It +2
#86 - Thanks my man, it means a lot 10/13/2012 on Fucking cats 0
#54 - just got rejected literally 10 minutes ago...  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Fucking cats +6
#88 - chiengbang (10/13/2012) [-]
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#100 - isangelous (10/13/2012) [-]
#137 - chiengbang (10/14/2012) [-]
LOL saw this not to long ago. Effin lold. Thumb to you!
#138 - isangelous (10/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #139 - chiengbang (10/14/2012) [-]
F'in SAVED
User avatar #82 - ttotheroll (10/13/2012) [-]
She was not your soulmate then, go out and you'll find another girl you'll have good times with. Good luck and love (Yeah, I say that), my dear fellow.
User avatar #86 - fooljamable (10/13/2012) [-]
Thanks my man, it means a lot
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#1 - darkjustifier (12/24/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas my friend!!!!
#2 to #1 - fooljamable (12/24/2012) [-]
Merry christmas friend!
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