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#1 - Don't use exclamation marks after the punchline. It gives the …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Won't make that mistake again +28
#8 - fefe (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - notstill (08/11/2014) [-]
You're saying that while under the impression that the poster made it and the picture itself hasn't been reposted 200 times.

Regardless, I think the "that's all I remember" part is unnecessary.
#393 - Actually, you're more likely the child if you can't spell corr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Guess what? -1
#157 - You imply that you're British, yet you type 'gotten', which is…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Guess what? +3
User avatar #273 - cocopopsonfire (08/07/2014) [-]
Its slang you dip shit. Why is everyone on this site so jumped up about getting the English language spot on? bunch of fucking children
User avatar #393 - fogglebeast (08/08/2014) [-]
Actually, you're more likely the child if you can't spell correctly. It really isn't hard at all. And no, 'gotten' isn't slang (slang means 'shortened language, I believe).
#166 - psychadelicace has deleted their comment.
User avatar #164 - sirlancealotofhoes (08/07/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#19 - If you're proud of your ancestors' good actions then it's only…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on her definition +47
User avatar #192 - chronomancer (08/04/2014) [-]
This deserves top comment in the universal forum of universe things.
User avatar #100 - blokrokker (08/04/2014) [-]
But whites haven't DONE anything to be ashamed of.
#26 - fefe (08/03/2014) [-]
Think of it this way: it's like being proud of your family.
#36 - spermtroll (08/03/2014) [-]
Indeed, it's pointless.
#395 - Blimey, you don't really know how evolution works, do you? All…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on this fucking shit 0
#591 - goatblower (08/03/2014) [-]
That's very true, creatures don't evolve to keep their genes going, however, they reproduce to keep their genes going. That in and of itself is the driving force of evolution and why it is a non normal brain function to impede it.
#12 - I saved this reaction picture mere minutes ago. Let's see if i… 07/28/2014 on Eggstraordinary +1
#105 - What about Wheel of Politeness? The real reason… 07/25/2014 on Great Britain is best Britain +1
#19 - No - it isn't perfectly okay in the UK (or anywhere that has E…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Black People +3
#36 - acemcgunner (07/23/2014) [-]
#94 - Everyone in the comment section: "Ha what a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Smartass 0
#104 - kameken (07/22/2014) [-]
It was incorrect, but almost certainly purposefully so.

It's like arguing that a Twaty Bird should have a smaller head because, "Mm, yes, this is quite proportionally inaccurate."
User avatar #95 - ronyx (07/21/2014) [-]
He is being such a fucking faggot,
#11 - An English teacher, you say? - Doesn't begin with a c…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Straightforward teacher +8
User avatar #13 - phudgepacker (07/17/2014) [-]
this is clearly a joke on his part
#10 - If you give Britain a monacle and a top hat, you can't also ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Polandball on antarctica +21
#33 - fefe (07/11/2014) [-]
No one cares, bugger off
User avatar #22 - wthree (07/11/2014) [-]
Bugger off
#13 - imadeanaccountforu (07/11/2014) [-]
Wel... i guess that's fair.
#16 - You don't take baths? So, what - you take showers instead? Wha… 07/07/2014 on When you finish hot bath 0
#5 - I bought a 3DS to play Pickamons Y and it was definitely worth… 07/06/2014 on hm slaves +1
#8 - Lies down. You can lay something down, but nothing 'lays d…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on (untitled) +17
#23 - fefe (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure a lot of lazy people had a witty retort to this, but just didn't feel like typing it.
#9 - nought (07/06/2014) [-]

#29 - In ye olde times, one would ride one's horse on the left. This…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/04/2014 on That poodle is now a... +68
User avatar #242 - ICEDgrunge (07/04/2014) [-]
Just wait until us left-handed people make our own nation. Then you'll have nothing to be right about!
User avatar #196 - Nullifier (07/04/2014) [-]
Actually, the steering wheel is only on the right side for countries that drive onthe left. The driver is always adjacent to the center line.
User avatar #160 - kevinipples (07/04/2014) [-]
but...I'm a lefty.
User avatar #101 - DrewRSmith (07/04/2014) [-]
Actually, napolean switched sides because of the adoption of firearms. It is easier to shoot across yourself. If you are riding along on the right side, and someone comes on your left you can draw with your right hand, aim across yourself and fire. On your left your arm will be extending out away from your body and you will have far worse aim because of it.

The English switched it back out of pure spite for the french.
#84 - fefe (07/04/2014) [-]
Ehm steering wheels are on the left if you drive on the right
Also the left right driving is due to the lance being used more on the mainland whereas the English used swords
User avatar #44 - romdomcom (07/04/2014) [-]
This is why I think it's better driving on the left, I wouldn't feel in control if I had to take my right hand off the wheel to change gear.
User avatar #104 - DrewRSmith (07/04/2014) [-]
Left hand on the wheel, right hand on the stick. Thats how a real man drives, regardless of nationality.
#113 - romdomcom (07/04/2014) [-]
Good thing I'm not a man then.
User avatar #105 - TheHutchie (07/04/2014) [-]
That's funny if you meant it as a joke, and worrying if you didn't.
User avatar #36 - TheHutchie (07/04/2014) [-]
I'd always gone along with the idea that the left was the correct side of the road because we read from left to right, but now I'm much more passionate about this.

I'm going to buy a sword.

We must oppose the damned French. They're always little cunts on Xbox Live.
User avatar #62 - viridiandusk (07/04/2014) [-]
They're always little cunts.*

#86 - Stereotypically, Americans are easily excited. 06/16/2014 on Life in the US +1
#49 - You won't be disappointed - I've never read a book at night an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Anyone on FJ today who... +1
User avatar #50 - tlady (06/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm sounds awesome. That settles it. Next pay period I'm going book shopping! Thanks I'm looking forward to it now.
#74 - The poison takes a while - in the end (and note, this is… 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain 0
#6 - Hey kids, wanna go swimmin'? 05/31/2014 on Long, but worth it +1
#3 - Bampersand: Bioluminometric Assay coupled with Modified Primer… 05/30/2014 on 4chan explains the bible 0
#35 - Not sure about that - Feraligatr's quite chunky. And Tyranitar…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Godzilla X & Y 0
User avatar #42 - Tiblets (05/28/2014) [-]
I see what you are saying with the earlier designs, but with Kabutops and Scyther representing the M.U.T.O from the most recent film, Tyranitar has to fit the bill better than Feraligatr.

And I suppose that my thoughts of Feraligatr seeming skinnier stem from his long, skinny arms teamed with his slender torso, but his bottom half is kinda chunky.
#5 - I think Feraligatr looks more like Godzilla - especially with …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Godzilla X & Y +5
User avatar #15 - Tiblets (05/27/2014) [-]
Feraligatr is too thin to be Godzilla, especially the new one.
The King of Monsters is quite bulky in the new film. Plus, Tyrannitar has some spikes on his back.
#35 - fogglebeast (05/27/2014) [-]
Not sure about that - Feraligatr's quite chunky. And Tyranitar has armour plating - it just doesn't cut it for me. I suppose Tyranitar's no-neck head matches with some Godzilla designs, but most (especially earlier) reincarnations of Godzilla share more in common with Feraligatr than Tyranitar.

If I were less lazy I'd find a picture to compare, but the closest thing in my reaction folder is this, so, enjoy, I suppose.
User avatar #42 - Tiblets (05/28/2014) [-]
I see what you are saying with the earlier designs, but with Kabutops and Scyther representing the M.U.T.O from the most recent film, Tyranitar has to fit the bill better than Feraligatr.

And I suppose that my thoughts of Feraligatr seeming skinnier stem from his long, skinny arms teamed with his slender torso, but his bottom half is kinda chunky.
#4 - I went through the entire game with elven armour and weapons (…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on You Can Use My Forge 0
#5 - fefe (05/26/2014) [-]
start playing with the better fight mods and on a higher difficulty
#104 - Another thing that ruins it is if it's an American documentary…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Britbong problems +3
#193 - fbiagent (05/25/2014) [-]
have you seen "north america" ? its a seven-part series about north america (primarily the US). I thought it was well done
User avatar #164 - joeyliquid (05/25/2014) [-]
Your telling me, I've watched a lot of documentaries and the Americans always have sub-par documentaries. Cheesy sound/animation whenever it's used and the way they word things, it's like they are trying to appeal to people without brains or something.
Just compare "walking with dinosaurs" by bbc with any general dinosaur documentary by America, no fucking comparison at all.
User avatar #189 - greycommotion (05/25/2014) [-]
Totally agree. I went all nostalgic a couple of days ago and watched a few episodes of the BBC "Walking with Dinosaurs". It was great, and still holds up brilliantly (even if the CGI is a bit dated).
I then spotted another dinosaur documentary (American produced) called "Dinosaur Revolution" and thought what the heck, why not.

I stopped watching it after 45 seconds it was so terrible. Here's the link: www.sockshare.com/file/8B3727FE04D915F3#
No real information, excessive sound effects - catered towards people with short attention spans, who just want to watch dinosaurs kill each other.
User avatar #192 - joeyliquid (05/25/2014) [-]
oh and I'm currently watching walking with beasts. great stuff.
User avatar #191 - joeyliquid (05/25/2014) [-]
Americans. What can I say? Sure there's intelligent people in America but I'm starting to doubt whether the general populace has any real sense.
User avatar #194 - greycommotion (05/25/2014) [-]
I have a Canadian uncle, and he only ever watches BBC documentaries - says the ones back home are awful. Maybe its an Atlantic thing?
User avatar #196 - joeyliquid (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, pehraps so. But you can pretty much get BBC documentaries anyway so it's all okay.
#162 - rdobet (05/25/2014) [-]
I've never really seen any sound effects. Maybe rain hitting leaves or frogs croaking, but nothing out of place.
I don't really watch many in the first place though.
#10 - The film's ending was purposely ambiguous, (but in the book it… 05/23/2014 on American Psycho +2
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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - brndlrt (11/05/2013) [-]
lolwtfbbqryan molests little children.
#2 to #1 - fefe (11/05/2013) [-]
Yes it's true, i saw him.
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