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#13 - Color  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2015 on What goes on in Her... +77
User avatar #14 - ponchosdm (01/09/2015) [-]
English Simplified*
#72 - lordlolland (01/09/2015) [-]
#58 - fefe (01/09/2015) [-]
He has a point, why downvote him?
User avatar #63 - assassindash (01/09/2015) [-]
Because simplicity breeds stupidity and inefficiency. Complex endeavors build the mind and it's flexibility. It's one of the reasons why the general citizen in America is so hilariously stupid. They're bred in a time where complex thinking is for cannon fodder, unless it's in a specific subject they're learning in. Common sense is slowly dying, and it's painful for everyone involved.

And before you say, "Well i'm smart, and i'm great!" Guess what, you're the minority, or you're in denial.

That is, if you're a US citizen.... Or other places with really stupid or bad education.... We got the case of the stupid education. It's not bad, it's just ineffective.

I mean, sure, there are things that SHOULD be simple, like microwaves and such. Don't want to get your dick caught in the exhaust pipe or something.
User avatar #87 - thewulfman (01/09/2015) [-]
While I agree that the average American citizen is pretty fucking stupid, having lived among them all my life I think I'm qualified to make that statement, having a more efficient language isn't what is making us less intelligent. The removal of redundant and unnecessary letters in no way impedes the collective wisdom.
User avatar #93 - assassindash (01/09/2015) [-]
It's all the small things man, they add up.
User avatar #111 - thewulfman (01/09/2015) [-]
Correlation does not imply causation, no matter how much you want it to be.
#113 - assassindash (01/09/2015) [-]
If you say so....
#15 - Picture 01/02/2015 on Just do it +3
#10 - I have a question for you fellows across the pond; is it true …  [+] (19 new replies) 12/30/2014 on College guys +18
User avatar #50 - zoologyexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
A couple things to add that I don't think I've seen anyone bring up:

Community colleges usually consist of one or two buildings, with teachers that do not need to do anything but teach the class and leave. There is a limited number of subjects taught. There is no option for students to live on campus, because there really is no "campus". Students usually go here for 2-year degrees.

State colleges are usually larger, teach more subjects, and are for 2 or 4-year degrees. Many instructors are professors, with a PhD in the subject they are teaching. Instructors will be more available to their students outside of class. It is more involved and usually there is a option for students to live on campus. Campus usually consists of several buildings and a residence hall, but it is all part of the same college.

Universities are where most or all of the instructors in the sciences are professors. Graduate students (students about to get their masters or doctorate) have the option to be an instructor of some of the first-year classes (like public speaking 101) under a professor, but any more involved classes are usually taught by professors with a doctorate degree in that subject. Professors have classes to teach, but also typically do (and a lot of times required to do) research on the side. Most breakthrough scientific discovery takes place in universities.
#27 - kiboz (12/30/2014) [-]
college=faculty
Simple as that
User avatar #22 - playerdous (12/30/2014) [-]
It depends but where I live, its like this....

Technical school/college = learning a trade in 1-2 years (plumbing, electrician)

Community College = Usually 2 years for an associates degree, they also offer about 40 or so 4 year bachelor degrees. Half the cost of university, and campus varies from high school to university in looks.

University = Costly but offers all the bachelor degrees, masters, and doctorates.

Private College = Welcome to debt, with a side of debt, with a 100% chance of passing on your debt to your kids.

In my area you can take community college in high school and get your associate when you get your high school diploma, for free.
User avatar #33 - wilfredfanforever (12/31/2014) [-]
you wouldn't happen to live in Arizona would ya?
User avatar #21 - shadowkingdr (12/30/2014) [-]
in Canada collages are for diplomas and university's are for degrees
User avatar #26 - froghole (12/30/2014) [-]
in america collages are things made up of a bunch of pictures and colleges are were people go to get the smarts.
User avatar #17 - rainbowtacos (12/30/2014) [-]
In the US, colloquially, you go to college, but technically, colleges are smaller parts of a university, A university is the whole school/campus, and there are several colleges within it, such as the school of science, school of engineering, etc.
User avatar #16 - letriggs (12/30/2014) [-]
in US they're high school incorporates our college into the final 2 years

at least that is what I have gathered

I may be wrong
User avatar #44 - blokrokker (12/31/2014) [-]
Before I can tell you whether you're right or wrong, what is "college" for you?
User avatar #57 - letriggs (12/31/2014) [-]
UK definition

so the place between school and university
User avatar #58 - blokrokker (12/31/2014) [-]
For us, we go from high school straight to higher education. I think you may be right, but just to be sure, what exactly does "college" imply, from an educational standpoint?
User avatar #59 - letriggs (12/31/2014) [-]
in college you get diploma's. University you get a degree
#15 - fefe (12/30/2014) [-]
What shitty part of the UK has Hig schools?
User avatar #13 - meganinja (12/30/2014) [-]
In the U.S. the difference between a College and a University is that a University has multiple colleges (etc. College of Engineering, College of Liberal Arts, College of Math). Typically only community colleges are true single Colleges, but we just generally call every university a 'college' because who wants to pronounce 'university' every time?

Also we have Bachlor's degrees after 4 years, then you can go back for a Masters or a Ph.D
User avatar #29 - sweetjessierose (12/31/2014) [-]
In Australia we call them Universities too, but we shorten it to 'uni' instead of 'college'
User avatar #47 - zoologyexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
The problem with that in the US is that there are several types of colleges, universities only being one of them.
"Yeah, I'm in uni!"
"Great! Are you going to ___ University?"
"Uhh no... I'm going to ___ community college"
"Haha, dumbass."
User avatar #60 - sweetjessierose (01/04/2015) [-]
Uni directly refers to University in Australia, though. We have a few types of Tertiary institutions: Community Colleges/Adult Education Centres, Technical Colleges (TAFE - Technical and Further Education; CIT - Canberra Institute of Technology, etc), and Universities (Uni). Most universities will be sorted into either faculties, schools, or colleges (depending on the uni). In most parts of the country, however, a college can refer to either a Kindergarten/Pre-kindy to Year 12 school set over one or more campuses, or a Senior High School (Years 11 & 12). Hope this helps
User avatar #12 - aejann (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm 19, and I'm going to a university for my bachelor's degree. Within that university there are several colleges, such as the College of Letters and Science or the College of Agriculture. Each college offers different courses and requirements for graduating. For example, I need 120 credits to graduate, while a student at the College of Engineering needs 128 credits.

In my experience, "college" refers to any post-high school education. No one 'goes to university', even if that would be more appropriate.
User avatar #11 - emiyashirou (12/30/2014) [-]
Where I live University and College are totally different things. University is for degrees and college is for certificates or diploma's. Basically, the courses they offer are for different things.
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Worse Day Than Yours +3
#29 - fefe (12/22/2014) [-]
I can't believe this one is still in these comps still. It's fake as hell as the mines are only placed after the first click to prevent exactly this scenario.

I challenge you, random reader of this comment, to start a custom game with the highest amount of mines possible and keep trying to get a mine at the first click.

It just DOES NOT happen.
#13 - A friend explained this to me once: apparently, even if the Sp…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Gun>Tank +10
User avatar #35 - vashford (12/14/2014) [-]
Aye, aye, conservation of momentum.

m1v1(initial)+m2v2(initial)=m1v1(final)+m2v2(final).

#17 - fefe (12/14/2014) [-]
Haha wtf that makes absolutely no sense.
User avatar #14 - fatguystrangler (12/14/2014) [-]
hundreds of years in the future for halo, maybe millenia for space marines and ballistic weapons still have the same properties? Unlikely. Tougher composites, undiscovered metals.

But that aside take example a mounted minigun, that thing does not move. Not even a little recoil.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykb3Is3Dsmw

By your logic it should rip the weapon apart
User avatar #25 - themajesticsnail (12/14/2014) [-]
According to cannon, in the Halo universe there were just some wars in 400 hundred years, but because of all the expantion trought the galaxy, most of the conflict were from rebels. No big wars = No advancement in arms technology.

In fact, since the start of the Human-Covenant war the UNSC began tu use more badass technology.
#18 - fefe (12/14/2014) [-]
Not at all, that isn't even remotely the same. A minigun using an electric cycle not a recoil based one like most firearms the only moving parts are the barrel, the feeding system and the firing pins. Regardless of how futuristic the materials are repeated shock over thousands of rounds will cause weapon failure. Something needs to dampen the excess recoil otherwise it will cause stress fractures in the alloys and it will break.

#5 - Picture 12/10/2014 on Get Lost +7
#8 - For whatever reason I have this mirrored picture in my folder.… 12/08/2014 on a bib a toot +1
#10 - The main issues with this design is that the crossguard is mad…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Professor Lightsaber -5
User avatar #38 - asasqw (12/04/2014) [-]
Lightsaber is plasma.
User avatar #33 - whiterabit (12/03/2014) [-]
Good point, but you forgot one crucial part about who is wielding this lightsaber. He is a sith lord; he knows how to not hurt himself due to being an incredible duelist like all sith lords. Darth Maul, Darth Bandon, Exar Kun, Bastila Shan, and countless other sith and jedi can handle double bladed sabers twirling around them without harming themselves, not to mention the sith woman with the lightsaber whip; can't remember her name at the moment but she wasn't even a lord or renowned for her combat prowess at all; she was pathetic next to the sith lords, but she despite being insanely inferior to these other people, she was still good enough to make it work. I think this guy can handle a crossgaurd; it's far from the most ridiculous weapon wielded by sith or jedi.
User avatar #27 - Funnel (12/03/2014) [-]
As if regular lightsabers aren't a fucking suicide weapon to a newbie, that's why they train with training sabres every day from they're like 4 years old and don't get a real lightsaber till they're grown up and ready for it.

And why does everyone assume that they're there for a defensive purpose? What if it's to riposte faster after parrying? It's not like any other Jedi/Sith has a problem parrying without those 2 extra blades, the problem they have is riposting faster than the opponent can parry.

Also, tho I think Stephen is funny as fuck, it annoys me greatly that he doesn't know the difference between a Jedi and a Sith.

And finally, this isn't the first lightsaber with a crossguard, they probably just wanted to include it in the movie because they thought the idea of it from the comics were cool and wanted one in the live action to show the mainstream crowd.

TLDR: Chicks dig forked lightsabers.
#28 - finally (12/03/2014) [-]
talking like you know about lightsabers.
User avatar #29 - Funnel (12/03/2014) [-]
I'll have you know I have my own collection of 640 plasma-splitting focusing crystal activators.
User avatar #20 - hydraetis (12/03/2014) [-]
Dude, Darth Maul's saber probably posed a much greater threat to the user than this thing. And everyone seems to like to forget the fact that the dude probably has more then enough experience using the saber for him not to hurt himself with it.

Example: Nunchuks. If you don't know what you're doing, it's guaranteed that you're going to end up bashing yourself with them. If you do know what you're doing, chances are you're probably same from the risk of hitting yourself with them.
#13 - fefe (12/03/2014) [-]
maybe becoz it looks fucking cool?
#11 - Midnight Shamwow. I suppose if I had the talent… 11/21/2014 on The Lake Maid +1
#3 - Picture 11/14/2014 on Ayy Lmao +5
#3 - All but one should have bare feet. 11/03/2014 on "The hobbits" out with a... 0
#8 - Wrong Fett, wrong troopers, old boy. Jango was …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Boba Potter +2
#31 - kanyesfishsticks (11/02/2014) [-]
Jango and Boba are clones too. Therefore Boba and the storm troopers are genetically identical.
User avatar #9 - atticusosulliven (11/02/2014) [-]
Boba was a clone of Jango Fett without the rapid aging added into his DNA because Jango wanted a son. I'm not certain but the storm troopers are likely still clones, at least some of them. At the very least the line implies that there is a minimum hight requirement for storm troopers and is most likely the hight of Jango Fett
User avatar #10 - Ninernsu (11/02/2014) [-]
Vaders fist (aka 501st) are the only ones who are still jango fett clones the rest are either clones of other hosts or conscripted normal jerk offs hence the height differences in epi 4-6
#21 - fefe (11/02/2014) [-]
well that explain why they can't aim. some where down in the gene labs they decided, "eh, these clones might use lightsabers, lets take out aiming genes"
User avatar #47 - Ninernsu (11/03/2014) [-]
You do know the "missing" was on purpose yeah? They wanted them to get off the death star with the homing beacon they planted ont he falcon leah even says they let them go cause it was to easy. The stormtroopers missed on purpose to give chase but not harm them cause they fucking pwned the rebels on hoth.. and the sandcrawler.. obiwan said "these blast marks are to acurate for sand people only imperial stormtroopers are so precise" :p the more you know yeah?
User avatar #11 - atticusosulliven (11/02/2014) [-]
Thanks. I love knowing more about star-wars.
#5 - Yeah - he went for Boba because he was a little short for a St…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Boba Potter +236
#38 - agentmoleman (11/02/2014) [-]
MFW that comment
#23 - rafalskimi (11/02/2014) [-]
#17 - vondarkmoor (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - atticusosulliven (11/02/2014) [-]
Boba Fett is exactly the same hight as all the storm troopers.
User avatar #14 - dandamanzx (11/02/2014) [-]
After the Clone Wars, the Empire started using clones of a much wider genetic spectrum than just Jango Fett, as well as used non-clones recruited by *ahem* any means.
User avatar #8 - fogglebeast (11/02/2014) [-]
Wrong Fett, wrong troopers, old boy.

Jango was cloned into the Clone Troppers, and they're all the same height (obviously); however, Storm Troopers aren't all former clones.

Then again I could be wrong - I'm not an expert on Star Trek.
#31 - kanyesfishsticks (11/02/2014) [-]
Jango and Boba are clones too. Therefore Boba and the storm troopers are genetically identical.
User avatar #9 - atticusosulliven (11/02/2014) [-]
Boba was a clone of Jango Fett without the rapid aging added into his DNA because Jango wanted a son. I'm not certain but the storm troopers are likely still clones, at least some of them. At the very least the line implies that there is a minimum hight requirement for storm troopers and is most likely the hight of Jango Fett
User avatar #10 - Ninernsu (11/02/2014) [-]
Vaders fist (aka 501st) are the only ones who are still jango fett clones the rest are either clones of other hosts or conscripted normal jerk offs hence the height differences in epi 4-6
#21 - fefe (11/02/2014) [-]
well that explain why they can't aim. some where down in the gene labs they decided, "eh, these clones might use lightsabers, lets take out aiming genes"
User avatar #47 - Ninernsu (11/03/2014) [-]
You do know the "missing" was on purpose yeah? They wanted them to get off the death star with the homing beacon they planted ont he falcon leah even says they let them go cause it was to easy. The stormtroopers missed on purpose to give chase but not harm them cause they fucking pwned the rebels on hoth.. and the sandcrawler.. obiwan said "these blast marks are to acurate for sand people only imperial stormtroopers are so precise" :p the more you know yeah?
User avatar #11 - atticusosulliven (11/02/2014) [-]
Thanks. I love knowing more about star-wars.
#12 - No he wasn't.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Cheat Sheet +50
User avatar #13 - angelious (10/16/2014) [-]
yes he was.

we were all given extra points based on how well the cheat paper was made up to 10 points each

he got the full 10 points for the paper :/
#20 - fefe (10/16/2014) [-]
shut up
#14 - fefe (10/16/2014) [-]
No he didnt.
#6 - Why is it that many believe that focusing on one's physical ap… 10/15/2014 on DYK comp +17
#6 - I disagree - the hyphen in well-educated tells you that the ed… 10/11/2014 on Classy 0
#14 - No, it isn't - it's just been accepted by the masses as okay w… 10/11/2014 on Pizza guy 0
#7 - Was sitting. To say "I was sat" is like saying 'I wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Pizza guy -3
User avatar #12 - iamkagji (10/11/2014) [-]
It's proper English, actually
User avatar #14 - fogglebeast (10/11/2014) [-]
No, it isn't - it's just been accepted by the masses as okay when really it's improper English.
#25 - I know I'm in the minority when I say that I always wanted to …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Skyrim is serious +6
User avatar #145 - banwagon (09/15/2014) [-]
I always thought that there should have been some DLC where you fight the dominion or help them.
User avatar #137 - srslyjakecease (09/15/2014) [-]
High elves can suck my dusky dunmer nuts.
#83 - imnotkickthecat (09/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #43 - fuzzyballs (09/15/2014) [-]
they don't play any serious role in the civil war though
all they do is wait until a side wins so they can destroy the weakened side

maybe if they expanded into Hammerfell, you could either help the resistance or crush them, but that would have been too much work for an overpriced DLC
User avatar #29 - thepandaking (09/15/2014) [-]
I'll have you know I make it a point to kill off every Aldmeri convoy on the roads that I see. cheers.
User avatar #28 - skilletpanhead (09/15/2014) [-]
Imperial > Stormcloak > Not playing the Civil war questline at all > Everything else > Aldmeri Dominion
#5 - The fate of the world is sealed. 09/11/2014 on always have a spotter when... +28
#5 - I've said it once and I'll say it again - you can't give Brita…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2014 on America at the Shop +120
User avatar #27 - thehornedking (09/06/2014) [-]
If the English ball was drawn like the average citizen it'd have a turban, so I wouldn't worry about it.
User avatar #17 - victhree (09/06/2014) [-]
There are rules to polandball comics. UKball has a hat and a monocle. That's how it is, how it's always been, and how it'll always be.

polandball.wikia.com/wiki/Official_Polandball_tutorial
User avatar #13 - diablojoe (09/06/2014) [-]
Usually whenever the UK is represented in these comics he's very well spoken, upper class and wears the top hat and monocle , but the individual countries (England, Scotland, Wales, NI) act lower class
User avatar #6 - tridentrooster (09/06/2014) [-]
Good point, but I wouldn't complain. Everyone will draw us like a benefits cheat, half immigrant chav otherwise.
#18 - I always like an opportunity to post this.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Beards +2
#23 - thechosentroll (09/02/2014) [-]
Of course the Space Wolves chapter's gonna have massive beards. Beard growth can be accelerated by large amounts of testosterone and, as we all know, the only reason Space Wolves wear power armor is to support the massive weight of their balls. I mean, look at this pic. There is a guy with a fucking wooden shield. He's standing up to bolter fire and tyranid claws with a wooden shield.
#20 - fefe (09/02/2014) [-]
Ragnar couldn't grow one.
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on phrasing people +48
#19 - scorze (08/25/2014) [-]
ur ded, kiddo
#32 - If you want a pretty song, look up 'Vincent' by Don McLean. … 08/12/2014 on vincent van gogh feels 0
#35 - An interesting article, but like almost every Cracked ar… 08/12/2014 on I will miss him. 0
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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - brndlrt ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
lolwtfbbqryan molests little children.
#2 to #1 - fefe (11/05/2013) [-]
Yes it's true, i saw him.
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