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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
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#2 - One day you'll love being that guy. And you know what? Good. E…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on get some +1
User avatar #3 - improbablyyourdad (01/02/2014) [-]
Because stupid people are tired of getting corrected.
#31 - "What other kind of truth is there?" Err, e…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2013 on Pope Francis the Great +7
#35 - kanedam (12/31/2013) [-]
empirical truth in itself isnt absolute truth either.
you only believe that the same result will happen again and again. there is no prove for that in itself...
(just saying)
#8 - That silly newspaper.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Who is the best? +279
#128 - amirblumenfeld (12/14/2013) [-]
#10 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
sauce on that pic?
User avatar #26 - fargtwo (12/14/2013) [-]
THE ALMIGHTY LOAF

IGNORE THE FALSE PROPHET LEST HE LEAD YOU ASTRAY! THE ROAD TO SALVATION IS PAVED WITH THE BONES OF THOSE WHO DID NOT SEE THE LIGHT!
User avatar #20 - mehmachine (12/14/2013) [-]
#27 - Actually, scientifically speaking, being gay isn't 'wrong' at …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Being Gay. +24
User avatar #59 - trivdiego (12/03/2013) [-]
I think he used the wrong word. He was trying to say that being gay is more of a biological glitch, although this was also shot down by sparkieemae
#54 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
It isn't wrong, it just isn't 'normal'. But, taking into account that not many of us are actually 'normal' ourselves (myself included), that makes it normal to be... not normal. So yeah, you're both right imo.
User avatar #30 - emmerich (12/03/2013) [-]
How can wrong be real if our eyes aren't real?
#58 - ennemi (12/03/2013) [-]
because neither are mirror
User avatar #60 - emmerich (12/03/2013) [-]
but mirrors are not real
#116 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 56** if dubs, mirror real'd
User avatar #117 - emmerich (12/03/2013) [-]
not real
#68 - ennemi (12/03/2013) [-]
It's a paradox. The great philosopher of our time asked how can mirror be real if our eyes aren't.

No one will dispute the fact that our eyes aren't real. And really, how can mirror exist if our eyes aren't real ? No one know the answer, yet they still exist.

Legends say that if one man could figure out the truth behind mirrors, we will finally know why it is always 3
User avatar #69 - emmerich (12/03/2013) [-]
3 is not real either. Just like mirrors.
Why?
Because mirrors reflect NOTHING to our non existant eyes because human cant eyes.
#1 - Smiles hide the purpose of teeth. 11/17/2013 on Never thought about this... 0
#34 - Smell colors ?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Thoughts from The Queen +37
User avatar #160 - stonedphilosopher (11/04/2013) [-]
Shouldn't it be colours i mean im just a filthy american but me thinks thats how it is there
User avatar #83 - ifyouhavecoin (11/04/2013) [-]
And favorite.
#30 - Why are you proud of something that you had no involvement in?…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on Joseph Smith, Early Mormon +6
#39 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [-]
Because it is my people, my heritage. I like my history. It is in my DNA. I share the same genes as those people. They are my bloodline. This is why I am proud of them. I am a part of them and they are a part of me.
#92 - Well, seems as though this is the perfect time to post this li… 09/30/2013 on Seal Team Six 0
#58 - Literally beating your foes with a Magikarp - that comic is ex… 09/22/2013 on Bad News 0
#13 - It was ages before I knew what people meant when they referred… 09/22/2013 on *sends sick beats back on... 0
#45 - A girl lies in her bed. Unless she's building something or s…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on inb4 this happens +6
User avatar #79 - TheZealot (09/20/2013) [-]
I saw this too and misread "Ugg" as "egg" and immediately though. "What in the fuck kind of future is this?"
User avatar #57 - Dwarf (09/20/2013) [-]
OR SHE COULD BE A PLATYPUS
#14 - Who likes a good story about a fish? Not too long ago…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Title +1
User avatar #18 - lordpsycho (09/19/2013) [-]
Stickie for you sir.
#131 - There was a point on Age of Empires where we all teamed up aga…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #132 - nuclearcomedy (09/17/2013) [-]
That actually sounds hillarious.
#26 - Trick question - he isn't laying in bed; he's lying in bed.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on PARADOX +4
User avatar #45 - galaxyguy (09/11/2013) [-]
Unless these are actually reptile people and he's laying eggs.
#82 - Pouring milk first? 09/09/2013 on Trust your instincts +8
#125 - Well, if that's the case then of course they won't be banned. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Natural Selection +1
User avatar #167 - fargtwo (09/07/2013) [-]
Apparently a lasrifle shot can pierce about 30 meters of modern concrete. Just goes to show how tough most 40k armor is.
#209 - I now have an opportunity to recite to you my dream. I'll try… 08/29/2013 on I really want this to happen +1
#178 - Be sure to consume some vitamin B-6 (usually found in cereals … 08/29/2013 on I really want this to happen 0
#36 - A gamer should never sit easy. 08/08/2013 on So i was looking for a... +3
#26 - Jaime has always been cool. 08/02/2013 on Ah, The family Photo (no... +7
#19 - I've always thought that blaming parents is an easy way out. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Video Game Violence +2
#113 - usaisnotamerica (07/31/2013) [-]
No, but if you raise a child well, he will stay that way for most parts.
User avatar #83 - TheMather (07/31/2013) [-]
The children may make their own decisions, but it's the parents' job to make sure the children are educated enough to make the right decision. You can't expect someone to make the right decision when they have no basis for making it.
Like if the parents never tell the child that the stove plate is hot, how would they know not to touch it before they've already made the mistake of doing so?
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (07/31/2013) [-]
Don't blame the parents, don't blame the videogame, blame the little fucker that put lit firecrackers in the neighbors mailbox, they did it, not the parents. Unless the parents did it too. But whatever the little shit does is his/her own doing.
User avatar #46 - DoggyBouncer (07/31/2013) [-]
Blaming the video game is the easy way out. Since when do video game company's promote violent games towards children? Parents are the ones that buy the video games for their children and therefore are responsible of that child's actions. The parents should be smart enough and not buy their 12 year-old GTA so they can run around, blow shit up, and kill hookers. Children are supposed to be playing games that enhance brain function and not something that they don't even understand the concept of. It's mainly the parents fault but I do agree on the child's psychology beforehand.
#488 - I shan't lie - I initially thought it was a long line of peopl… 04/24/2013 on Read Description +1
#389 - Actually, marriage pre-dates religion (or at least as far as I… 03/28/2013 on Against Gay Marriage 0
#23 - So that's what passes for good fashion sense these days - gene… 03/14/2013 on Fashion taste +4
#28 - Picture 02/25/2013 on Hedgehog 0
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#1 - brndlrt (11/05/2013) [-]
lolwtfbbqryan molests little children.
#2 to #1 - anonymous (11/05/2013) [-]
Yes it's true, i saw him.
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