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#8 - Lies down. You can lay something down, but nothing 'lays d…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on (untitled) +17
#23 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure a lot of lazy people had a witty retort to this, but just didn't feel like typing it.
#9 - nought (07/06/2014) [-]
YOU ARE DOING GOD'S WORK

THANK YOU
#29 - In ye olde times, one would ride one's horse on the left. This…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/04/2014 on That poodle is now a... +68
User avatar #242 - ICEDgrunge (07/04/2014) [-]
Just wait until us left-handed people make our own nation. Then you'll have nothing to be right about!
User avatar #196 - Nullifier (07/04/2014) [-]
Actually, the steering wheel is only on the right side for countries that drive onthe left. The driver is always adjacent to the center line.
User avatar #160 - kevinipples (07/04/2014) [-]
but...I'm a lefty.
User avatar #101 - DrewRSmith (07/04/2014) [-]
Actually, napolean switched sides because of the adoption of firearms. It is easier to shoot across yourself. If you are riding along on the right side, and someone comes on your left you can draw with your right hand, aim across yourself and fire. On your left your arm will be extending out away from your body and you will have far worse aim because of it.

The English switched it back out of pure spite for the french.
#84 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Ehm steering wheels are on the left if you drive on the right
Also the left right driving is due to the lance being used more on the mainland whereas the English used swords
User avatar #44 - romdomcom (07/04/2014) [-]
This is why I think it's better driving on the left, I wouldn't feel in control if I had to take my right hand off the wheel to change gear.
User avatar #104 - DrewRSmith (07/04/2014) [-]
Left hand on the wheel, right hand on the stick. Thats how a real man drives, regardless of nationality.
#113 - romdomcom (07/04/2014) [-]
Good thing I'm not a man then.
User avatar #105 - TheHutchie (07/04/2014) [-]
That's funny if you meant it as a joke, and worrying if you didn't.
User avatar #36 - TheHutchie (07/04/2014) [-]
I'd always gone along with the idea that the left was the correct side of the road because we read from left to right, but now I'm much more passionate about this.

I'm going to buy a sword.

We must oppose the damned French. They're always little cunts on Xbox Live.
User avatar #62 - viridiandusk (07/04/2014) [-]
They're always little cunts.*

FIFY
#86 - Stereotypically, Americans are easily excited. 06/16/2014 on Life in the US +1
#49 - You won't be disappointed - I've never read a book at night an…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Anyone on FJ today who... +1
User avatar #50 - tlady (06/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm sounds awesome. That settles it. Next pay period I'm going book shopping! Thanks I'm looking forward to it now.
#74 - The poison takes a while - in the end (and note, this is… 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain 0
#6 - Hey kids, wanna go swimmin'? 05/31/2014 on Long, but worth it +1
#3 - Bampersand: Bioluminometric Assay coupled with Modified Primer… 05/30/2014 on 4chan explains the bible 0
#35 - Not sure about that - Feraligatr's quite chunky. And Tyranitar…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Godzilla X & Y 0
User avatar #42 - Tiblets (05/28/2014) [-]
I see what you are saying with the earlier designs, but with Kabutops and Scyther representing the M.U.T.O from the most recent film, Tyranitar has to fit the bill better than Feraligatr.

And I suppose that my thoughts of Feraligatr seeming skinnier stem from his long, skinny arms teamed with his slender torso, but his bottom half is kinda chunky.
#5 - I think Feraligatr looks more like Godzilla - especially with …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Godzilla X & Y +5
User avatar #15 - Tiblets (05/27/2014) [-]
Feraligatr is too thin to be Godzilla, especially the new one.
The King of Monsters is quite bulky in the new film. Plus, Tyrannitar has some spikes on his back.
#35 - fogglebeast (05/27/2014) [-]
Not sure about that - Feraligatr's quite chunky. And Tyranitar has armour plating - it just doesn't cut it for me. I suppose Tyranitar's no-neck head matches with some Godzilla designs, but most (especially earlier) reincarnations of Godzilla share more in common with Feraligatr than Tyranitar.

If I were less lazy I'd find a picture to compare, but the closest thing in my reaction folder is this, so, enjoy, I suppose.
User avatar #42 - Tiblets (05/28/2014) [-]
I see what you are saying with the earlier designs, but with Kabutops and Scyther representing the M.U.T.O from the most recent film, Tyranitar has to fit the bill better than Feraligatr.

And I suppose that my thoughts of Feraligatr seeming skinnier stem from his long, skinny arms teamed with his slender torso, but his bottom half is kinda chunky.
#4 - I went through the entire game with elven armour and weapons (…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on You Can Use My Forge 0
#5 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
start playing with the better fight mods and on a higher difficulty
#104 - Another thing that ruins it is if it's an American documentary…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Britbong problems +3
#193 - fbiagent (05/25/2014) [-]
have you seen "north america" ? its a seven-part series about north america (primarily the US). I thought it was well done
User avatar #164 - joeyliquid (05/25/2014) [-]
Your telling me, I've watched a lot of documentaries and the Americans always have sub-par documentaries. Cheesy sound/animation whenever it's used and the way they word things, it's like they are trying to appeal to people without brains or something.
Just compare "walking with dinosaurs" by bbc with any general dinosaur documentary by America, no fucking comparison at all.
User avatar #189 - greycommotion (05/25/2014) [-]
Totally agree. I went all nostalgic a couple of days ago and watched a few episodes of the BBC "Walking with Dinosaurs". It was great, and still holds up brilliantly (even if the CGI is a bit dated).
I then spotted another dinosaur documentary (American produced) called "Dinosaur Revolution" and thought what the heck, why not.

I stopped watching it after 45 seconds it was so terrible. Here's the link: www.sockshare.com/file/8B3727FE04D915F3#
No real information, excessive sound effects - catered towards people with short attention spans, who just want to watch dinosaurs kill each other.
User avatar #192 - joeyliquid (05/25/2014) [-]
oh and I'm currently watching walking with beasts. great stuff.
User avatar #191 - joeyliquid (05/25/2014) [-]
Americans. What can I say? Sure there's intelligent people in America but I'm starting to doubt whether the general populace has any real sense.
User avatar #194 - greycommotion (05/25/2014) [-]
I have a Canadian uncle, and he only ever watches BBC documentaries - says the ones back home are awful. Maybe its an Atlantic thing?
User avatar #196 - joeyliquid (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, pehraps so. But you can pretty much get BBC documentaries anyway so it's all okay.
#162 - rdobet (05/25/2014) [-]
I've never really seen any sound effects. Maybe rain hitting leaves or frogs croaking, but nothing out of place.
I don't really watch many in the first place though.
#10 - The film's ending was purposely ambiguous, (but in the book it… 05/23/2014 on American Psycho +2
#12 - The unscrupulous adventures of Sir Screebles 3 - The mystery o… 05/14/2014 on batman vs ironman +21
#9 - All of the Unsullied are. That way, they would never get distr…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Blub +64
User avatar #11 - tastycrisps (04/27/2014) [-]
I remember that being justified in the series but it seems rather stupid. If you remove a man's testicles then he doesn't produce as much testosterone thus isn't as aggressive and doesn't gain as much muscle mass, something you'd want in a warrior.
User avatar #13 - meathooksodomy (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah but back then they probably didn't know that.
#5 - Do these people know what lobsters look like? Lobsters tend to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Rock Lobster +1
#9 - infraredanus (04/26/2014) [-]
thats not the point.
#6 - Get a blobfish. I hear they're great conversation starters wit… 04/25/2014 on the walk of shame +11
#16 - There's some debate in the comments, so I'll bring up somethin…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Knot Even Once +21
User avatar #27 - earlploddington (04/25/2014) [-]
Weirdly enough we say Wa'er down here in london too
#24 - rollinggolem (04/25/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image** That was clever.
User avatar #23 - AlexPaincakes (04/25/2014) [-]
Ha I was confused why you chose that pic until I finished your comment.

Thumbs for you my good sir.
User avatar #21 - ihaveakeyboard (04/25/2014) [-]
at least where I live (south) we say la tt er
#3 - We call him Wally. Is Waldo even a name?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Can't wait for Ultra SFIV +98
#135 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
it's "wo ist walter" in germany
User avatar #134 - TomTheGerbil (04/19/2014) [-]
And why the fuck do we get Icke and Piers Morgan representing us when we could have had Boris Johnson and Harry Potter??
#124 - dustypengwin (04/19/2014) [-]
I live near a town called Waldo.
Never actually been there, I just see the road sign on the highway.
User avatar #59 - kievaughnb (04/18/2014) [-]
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#98 - hillbillypowpow (04/19/2014) [-]
Ralph Waldo Picklechips
User avatar #72 - fukkentyranitar (04/19/2014) [-]
I like you.
#27 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
The creator of Wheres Wally couldn't get the name copyrighted in North America. So they changed it . At least Waldo is close. In the french versions his name is Charlie.
User avatar #8 - Blargosnarf (04/18/2014) [-]
Yes, it is, unfortunately I haven't met anyone named it, I suppose it's a bit of a cursed name.
User avatar #120 - obsidicus (04/19/2014) [-]
could you imagine if you named your son Waldo and lost him at theme park or something and were running around asking the staff to help you look for Waldo? I don't think they would take you seriously.
#121 - Ever since I watched this scene, I imagine this gif except wit… 04/09/2014 on Erectileenabler +4
#23 - Wow - it's about to collapse! But you know what? I think there…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Brains +6
#35 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
He may have been running from the collapsing structure?
#24 - coolnamestaken (04/04/2014) [-]
Maybe a spider was crawling up his leg.
#66 - Well, yes - that's pretty much exactly what I was saying. My q…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Stamp 0
#67 - theblargypargler (03/14/2014) [-]
Most likely, I'm not quite sure, but in Canada, that's what people do.
#2 - If they're no friends of yours then you're not leaving friends…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on No friends +1
User avatar #3 - rekkan (03/13/2014) [-]
What if you befriend them before you learn that they dont dance
#11 - When Americans say "I'm going to write a book", does…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Stamp -14
#40 - theblargypargler (03/13/2014) [-]
"I'm going to write someone" would actually be the wrong term. It would imply that you're to write the word "someone." "To write a book" would be, in the context, referring to its definition of "execute or produce something by setting down words;" in this case, a book.
User avatar #66 - fogglebeast (03/14/2014) [-]
Well, yes - that's pretty much exactly what I was saying. My question was if it is a common thing in America to speak or write like this.
#67 - theblargypargler (03/14/2014) [-]
Most likely, I'm not quite sure, but in Canada, that's what people do.
#34 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [-]
I'm American and I would say, "I wrote my mother a letter" or "I wrote a letter for my mother".

But I don't think its a big deal if someone says it the other way. No reason to get all smug about it.
#31 - alumah (03/13/2014) [-]
Wait what do you say if you are going to write a book? Like I can't figure out how to say it any other way.
User avatar #38 - angreif (03/13/2014) [-]
he's going from the other perspective. like "i'm going to write my uncle" instead of "i'm going to send my uncle a letter"
#41 - alumah (03/13/2014) [-]
I get that, but what would he say if he was saying he was going to write a book?
User avatar #42 - angreif (03/13/2014) [-]
that he's going to write a book. he's asking if in america that'd mean we're sending a letter to someone named "a book"
#44 - alumah (03/13/2014) [-]
oh shit i got it
User avatar #45 - angreif (03/13/2014) [-]
ok, thank god, i was struggling through trying to explain it from your point of view
#46 - alumah (03/13/2014) [-]
Sorry about that. I was confused because I've never heard anyone say "I'm going to write grandma" or something like that. So i didnt understand his question.
User avatar #47 - angreif (03/13/2014) [-]
nah, that's fine, i'm just glad you got it
#43 - alumah (03/13/2014) [-]
I dont think thats what he was saying at all
User avatar #30 - vampyrate (03/13/2014) [-]
I've lived all over North America, and it is more of a regional thing and an age thing. Mostly heard it when I was in the New England/Delmarva region.
User avatar #29 - localbees (03/13/2014) [-]
It's more of a past thing, because no one writes letters any more.
#27 - tvolch (03/13/2014) [-]
It's just a lazy turn of phrase. When we say "We'll write you" there is an assumed (a letter) after it.
User avatar #20 - usafdirtboyz (03/13/2014) [-]
I've never thought abut how that sounds, but that is how I would say it. Sounds kind of dumb when you look at it.
User avatar #15 - civilizedwasteland (03/13/2014) [-]
Depends where you are in the U.S. When I think of it though its more like a 1940s-60s term
User avatar #14 - Bminogue (03/13/2014) [-]
What verb would you use?
User avatar #12 - chopsofpork (03/13/2014) [-]
Depends on where your from, in my family we usually say send a letter if its official, but if we just send a letter to the editor of a newspaper we say well write them.
#376 - If only those who didn't play Magic could understand how incre… 03/13/2014 on Title 0
#32 - In the UK we would say, "the ninth of March, two-thousand… 03/11/2014 on Metric system +17
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