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    PC Gaming in a Nutshell PC Gaming in a Nutshell
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    Spiderman vs. Explorer Spiderman vs. Explorer
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    Steriotypical Steriotypical
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#5 - the rocket launched him too hard, the building exploded when h…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on I haven't seen this here... +10
User avatar #6 - metobi (18 hours ago) [-]
and here I thought , NSA was behind it.
#11 - help  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on IT BURNS +7
#34 - lizardonfire (10 hours ago) [-]
#28 - >You will never impress a girl by beating up a ghost 23 hours ago on Prank Gone Wrong +1
#21 - EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on The first terminator +26
#49 - nimithecat (16 hours ago) [-]
That mech looks overweight and very impractical.
I t looks cool, but it wouldn't survive a day in combat.

For it to even stand, the entire upper body is probably made of hollow aluminum and wood, while Its center of gravity is off. Those guns are very far apart and aren't even mounted on horizontal swivel axis's, therefore the whole upper body would have to turn to adjust its aim correctly.

I bet I would be perfectly safe if I stood 20 feet in front of it, since most of its cannonfire would just fly by my sides.

BTW, nice exposed hydraulic tubes by those legs.
Assuming its hydraulic system operates at a minimum of 5000 psi with Trident 32 AW standard crane operation oil, and 1.1/4 4SH / R13 hoses, that hydraulic system is nearly compromised already. Just by having it bent at an angle of that shortens the hoses lifespan from 5 years to 2 years at most. They're meant to work like slightly bendy pipes, but they're reinforced with steel wires for structural integrity.

Even with a steel wiremesh, all it takes is a 9-mm low caliber handgun round to make a hole in those tubes, causing catastrophic bipedal hydraulic system failure. Without its legs, the robot is helpless on the ground for easy pickings.

If you are going into war, remember to armor and hide your weaknesses. Those "cool" looking tubes sticking out of the arms and legs. Also, why are there more tubes going towards combustion-based weapons than the legs supporting a potentially 5.8 tonne upper body? That just drains the hydraulic pressure, to to be honest, you'll get very little accuracy due to the torque.

#52 - profclayton (16 hours ago) [-]
Wow, you're fun. also, HERESY.
#40 - AdmiralSuperman (18 hours ago) [-]
For The God Admin we serve
#23 - russianmafiaman (22 hours ago) [-]
Traitorous Thousands Sons Heretic
#1282 - I've not almost never have not not been a troll, plus I've bee… 10/20/2014 on need more mods like joshlol 0
#93 - It truly is in the nature of man to gaze into the eye of madne…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 12 -... +1
User avatar #94 - bbboy (10/19/2014) [-]
Really dope my friend, REALLY dope!
#4 - Maybe living on a 4.5 billion year old spaceship would be a bi… 10/19/2014 on epic space ship 0
#85 - This is the greatest thing I've seen in my entire life. KOTH …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 12 -... +6
User avatar #92 - bbboy (10/19/2014) [-]
I'm not even disgusted with this, i just want some one to write a story about this. How did this person come up with this paring. What inspired them to make this paring?
User avatar #93 - foelkera (10/19/2014) [-]
It truly is in the nature of man to gaze into the eye of madness, simply to remark "I wish to see more."

philosophy aside, a story behind the picture would be pretty dope
User avatar #94 - bbboy (10/19/2014) [-]
Really dope my friend, REALLY dope!
#17 - My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. Can you say the same? 10/19/2014 on preach +3
#36 - >Not using interpunct for multiplication lrn2math … 10/18/2014 on I'm aspiring engineer +2

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#54 - foelkera ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 - jeffthellamaking (10/12/2014) [-]
goml
User avatar #63 to #62 - foelkera ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
wot
#61 - anonymousperson (08/12/2014) [-]
**anonymousperson rolled comment #28 ** :
Those are some of the supposedly "dead" children from the sandy hook shooting.
#60 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 - dragonoob (04/19/2014) [-]
Holy **** , you are practically famous!
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/04/2014) [-]
should have stayed away.
#57 to #56 - foelkera ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
stay mad
#55 - implosay (08/30/2013) [-]
C'mon you ****** . Don't leave me hanging. Let's have a scream battle.
User avatar #31 - smittyblack (02/03/2013) [-]
Weren't you the Flash guy? :O
User avatar #32 to #31 - foelkera ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #28 - Timmietim ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
did someone really offer you that?
and did he really trade it with you?
Because the vintage bills is 2 buds
and unusual added too. the stahlhelm is only worth like 2 ref
User avatar #29 to #28 - foelkera ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
he made an offer on youtube
User avatar #30 to #29 - Timmietim ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
I'd try to get it as fast as possible before he/she finds out.
I might look like an ass here but that is how trading works basically.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - foelkera ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
because I love you
#27 to #26 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#18 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
do u want me to make a better offer? or they're not for sale
#19 to #18 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
they're not for sale ?
User avatar #20 to #19 - foelkera ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
not for sale, sorry
#21 to #20 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
whyyyy? :'(
User avatar #22 to #21 - foelkera ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
I DUNNO LOL
#24 to #22 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
okay. thx for considering :(
#23 to #22 - dareposta (11/11/2012) [-]
you really have no use for them, except if you collect items, and by the looks of it you don't :-), so can i please have them now?
User avatar #16 - seveer (08/29/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to trade me your runic bow item? I can make a good offer, and it doesn't look like you collect.
User avatar #17 to #16 - foelkera ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
no thanks
User avatar #13 - dvdfaust ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
I wub u 2
User avatar #14 to #13 - foelkera ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
C:
User avatar #15 to #14 - dvdfaust ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
<3
User avatar #12 - foelkera ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
minecraft maek poopy good time
#10 - squirtygoat (06/11/2012) [-]
You know what you rolled. Now leave.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - foelkera ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
Thanks! Merry Christmas, friend!
#6 - thefunnyside (10/02/2011) [-]
PLEASE upload your craftminer world! Its the one with the cacti pistions and where youcanmake anything explode! I'll give you one with an awesome seed and ********* of diamonds!


Here is a funny picture!
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User avatar #5 to #4 - foelkera ONLINE (08/21/2011) [-]
YESH I AM >:D

NOW PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
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