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#76 - Picture 11/11/2012 on Some three meme +7
#213 - **** you OP I chuckled at the joke number one and… 10/29/2012 on Top 10 Creepypasta's +1
#73 - I enlarge the picture and then clicked the wrong "back&qu… 10/26/2012 on Oh, Youtube +1
#71 - I hate us too. 10/14/2012 on I have nothing better to do... +14
#425 - Yeah I know but if you consider Arceus as a non-pokemon, much … 10/05/2012 on Think About It 0
#287 - So Mew is the first pokémon and Arceus isn't a pokémon. That…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2012 on Think About It +1
#337 - garnykins (10/03/2012) [-]
Arceus is considered a pokemon (he's an legendary, ofc), and because he created the entire universe (which means all the other pokemon) he is technically the first... technically.
#425 - fmaestrolol (10/05/2012) [-]
Yeah I know but if you consider Arceus as a non-pokemon, much like you'd consider God to be non-human then he can create me from which all other pokemon will evolve, it just solves everything :)
#20 - MFW my name is Floyd.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Worth it. +26
User avatar #23 - astraea (09/17/2012) [-]
Are you pink?
#74 - Womens Study Major (09/17/2012) [-]
No. He isn't well so he stayed back at the hotel.
User avatar #85 - mandatorytrolling (09/17/2012) [-]
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand....
#85 - that's just not true.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on FUCK +3
User avatar #89 - bgbba (09/09/2012) [-]
I've been able to survive about 50 blocks via two blocks of water, so I seriously doubt that he'll die...
#71 - he could be screwed cos the fall damage would kill him and all…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/09/2012 on FUCK -4
#73 - mrmattastic (09/09/2012) [-]
with minecraft physics, the water would break the fall, not matter how little there is, and how high the fall
#85 - fmaestrolol (09/09/2012) [-]
that's just not true.
User avatar #89 - bgbba (09/09/2012) [-]
I've been able to survive about 50 blocks via two blocks of water, so I seriously doubt that he'll die...
User avatar #76 - Chuckaholic (09/09/2012) [-]
Actually, if you fall from high enough you need at least 3 or 4 blocks of water, maybe only 2. But a drop from a large height will kill if there's one block of water or less.
User avatar #84 - mrmattastic (09/09/2012) [-]
i agree to disagree, but i do say sorry about the gif saying fuck you, i only thought it was the emperor walking off after putting on the hat.
User avatar #88 - Chuckaholic (09/09/2012) [-]
Wasn't me, I was just chipping in.
Landing in Water will reduce fall damage. Depending on the height of the fall, it needs at least 3 blocks of water to reliably nullify the fall damage; however, even 1 or 2 blocks may sometimes do so.
From;
www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Fall_Damage#Fall_damage
User avatar #72 - doctordalek (09/09/2012) [-]
There is no fall damage when you hit a liquid.

In any video game.

Ever.
#80 - drainbramage (09/09/2012) [-]
Just Cause 2.
User avatar #79 - ieatyououtaldaylon (09/09/2012) [-]
just cause 2
#355 - that's me except im ridic skinny and i have a badly paying par… 09/04/2012 on 4chan -2
#374 - ahaa wish i was that kid! If i was good enough to be tracked b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2012 on WTF Fifa 0
User avatar #375 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Yeah Alex is a lucky bugger, hopefully he'll make it!

Sixth form is the way forward mate, that's what I did.

Much better than what i've seen/heard of college!
#373 - He's had an awful season and was making mistakes left right an…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2012 on WTF Fifa 0
#379 - salmonfingers (08/12/2012) [-]
That is true- a lot to live up to but he's a great keeper in his own right.
#336 - St. Albans is nice, I sometimes work for my uncle just outside…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2012 on WTF Fifa 0
User avatar #346 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Haha, my dad runs a St. Albans youth team, and there was one kid who came over from Spain and was basically unreal, so my dad sent him to a 6 week trial with Arsenal, Reading and West Ham. Arsenal said they'd continue to monitor him (and now won't leave him alone), but West Ham have signed him up.

I came back from uni for the summer, and it was West Ham away at Watford, so i watched!
#374 - fmaestrolol (08/10/2012) [-]
ahaa wish i was that kid! If i was good enough to be tracked by a premiership club I'm pretty sure I would have no worries!

I'm still in sixth form, hopefully I'll get decent grades and go somewhere good!
User avatar #375 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Yeah Alex is a lucky bugger, hopefully he'll make it!

Sixth form is the way forward mate, that's what I did.

Much better than what i've seen/heard of college!
#331 - Hopefully he will, can't really do much worse than Loach did! …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/10/2012 on WTF Fifa 0
#338 - salmonfingers (08/10/2012) [-]
I thought Loach was quite highly rated? Did he go down hill?


<This is the man right here.
#373 - fmaestrolol (08/10/2012) [-]
He's had an awful season and was making mistakes left right and centre!

To be fair, that man had the greatest coach of all...
#379 - salmonfingers (08/12/2012) [-]
That is true- a lot to live up to but he's a great keeper in his own right.
User avatar #334 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Well, St. Albans really.

I went to Watford's training ground the other day, it's a nice place!

I've also beaten Lee Hodson at 5-a-side. Just some trivia there.
#336 - fmaestrolol (08/10/2012) [-]
St. Albans is nice, I sometimes work for my uncle just outside there.

What were you doing there?! Why didn't you invite me?!

Can't be too hard to do that, he is a Watford player...
User avatar #346 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Haha, my dad runs a St. Albans youth team, and there was one kid who came over from Spain and was basically unreal, so my dad sent him to a 6 week trial with Arsenal, Reading and West Ham. Arsenal said they'd continue to monitor him (and now won't leave him alone), but West Ham have signed him up.

I came back from uni for the summer, and it was West Ham away at Watford, so i watched!
#374 - fmaestrolol (08/10/2012) [-]
ahaa wish i was that kid! If i was good enough to be tracked by a premiership club I'm pretty sure I would have no worries!

I'm still in sixth form, hopefully I'll get decent grades and go somewhere good!
User avatar #375 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Yeah Alex is a lucky bugger, hopefully he'll make it!

Sixth form is the way forward mate, that's what I did.

Much better than what i've seen/heard of college!
#329 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2012 on WTF Fifa +2
#356 - takesomemorewater (08/10/2012) [-]
#326 - It's cool, Almunia came to Watford (my team) we're …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/10/2012 on WTF Fifa 0
User avatar #328 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
I know he did, he's literally moved next door the lazy wanker.

He'll actually do well for you, I think.

You live in Watford?

I'm in London Colney!
#331 - fmaestrolol (08/10/2012) [-]
Hopefully he will, can't really do much worse than Loach did!

Ah sweet, I know that's fairly close but I have noooo idea how to get there or anything :P
#338 - salmonfingers (08/10/2012) [-]
I thought Loach was quite highly rated? Did he go down hill?


<This is the man right here.
#373 - fmaestrolol (08/10/2012) [-]
He's had an awful season and was making mistakes left right and centre!

To be fair, that man had the greatest coach of all...
#379 - salmonfingers (08/12/2012) [-]
That is true- a lot to live up to but he's a great keeper in his own right.
User avatar #334 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Well, St. Albans really.

I went to Watford's training ground the other day, it's a nice place!

I've also beaten Lee Hodson at 5-a-side. Just some trivia there.
#336 - fmaestrolol (08/10/2012) [-]
St. Albans is nice, I sometimes work for my uncle just outside there.

What were you doing there?! Why didn't you invite me?!

Can't be too hard to do that, he is a Watford player...
User avatar #346 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Haha, my dad runs a St. Albans youth team, and there was one kid who came over from Spain and was basically unreal, so my dad sent him to a 6 week trial with Arsenal, Reading and West Ham. Arsenal said they'd continue to monitor him (and now won't leave him alone), but West Ham have signed him up.

I came back from uni for the summer, and it was West Ham away at Watford, so i watched!
#374 - fmaestrolol (08/10/2012) [-]
ahaa wish i was that kid! If i was good enough to be tracked by a premiership club I'm pretty sure I would have no worries!

I'm still in sixth form, hopefully I'll get decent grades and go somewhere good!
User avatar #375 - goonmcnasty (08/10/2012) [-]
Yeah Alex is a lucky bugger, hopefully he'll make it!

Sixth form is the way forward mate, that's what I did.

Much better than what i've seen/heard of college!
#28 - Picture 08/02/2012 on Hugs and Kisses 0
#105 - Dat logic. Being called Batfink would be pretty cool though!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on How i feel after a... 0
User avatar #107 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I know. I wish I had been super intelligent so I could have voiced my opinion.
#101 - I've never come across the name Anneka before...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2012 on How i feel after a... 0
User avatar #103 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
That name is what happens when your mother allows your 4 year old brother to name you. I was either going to be Anneka or Batfink.
#105 - fmaestrolol (07/28/2012) [-]
Dat logic.

Being called Batfink would be pretty cool though!
User avatar #107 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I know. I wish I had been super intelligent so I could have voiced my opinion.
#96 - I should probably have got that from the x's...  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2012 on How i feel after a... 0
User avatar #97 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
And the girls name...
#101 - fmaestrolol (07/28/2012) [-]
I've never come across the name Anneka before...
User avatar #103 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
That name is what happens when your mother allows your 4 year old brother to name you. I was either going to be Anneka or Batfink.
#105 - fmaestrolol (07/28/2012) [-]
Dat logic.

Being called Batfink would be pretty cool though!
User avatar #107 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I know. I wish I had been super intelligent so I could have voiced my opinion.
#91 - Bro, ******* tell me about it. Here, hop…  [+] (40 new replies) 07/28/2012 on How i feel after a... +1
User avatar #92 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I am a chick.... But yes, that does help.
#99 - stainunderyournose (07/28/2012) [-]
...what..what is wrong with your man???? 0.o
User avatar #100 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
Apparently he doesn't have enough blood to power his dick and his brain.
#102 - stainunderyournose (07/28/2012) [-]
you only need to work one at a time!
User avatar #104 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
True. I probably just don't turn him on anymore.
User avatar #109 - captchakid (07/28/2012) [-]
What an asshole. But out I'm curious, what do you look like?
#112 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
#118 - coldfusion (07/28/2012) [-]
you're hot, I'd fuck you all day!!!!!! seriously
User avatar #119 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
Errr, thanks, I think lol
#121 - coldfusion (07/28/2012) [-]
do you, by any chance, live in the Chicago area? I wanna steal you for a while ;)
User avatar #126 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I'm English, so no :P
User avatar #114 - captchakid (07/28/2012) [-]
You're not bad. He's a prick.
User avatar #116 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
He's not a prick... he just can't seem to awaken the beast.
User avatar #127 - captchakid (07/28/2012) [-]
drop some viagra in his morning coffee. Or something similiar.
User avatar #129 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I considered that, but not only am I not the drugging kind of girlfriend,but knowing my luck all that would happen is he'd get the blue vision and headache side effects and no erection.
User avatar #136 - captchakid (07/28/2012) [-]
Hm....Dr. Phil time.
User avatar #137 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
He wouldn't visit a doctor if his cock fell off. Which it might as well have.
#106 - stainunderyournose (07/28/2012) [-]
thats depressing and that thought needs to change!
User avatar #108 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
That is easier said than done when your boyfriend hasn't touched you for 5 months. That nearly half a year!
#120 - coldfusion (07/28/2012) [-]
he's cheating on you, all guys are horny all the time, he's probably getting it from some1 else :(
User avatar #124 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
We're together pretty much all the time and when we're not we're either texting or talking online. He doesn't really have a chance to cheat.... That and he's a total geek and aside from his sister I am the only girl he knows =S
#132 - coldfusion (07/28/2012) [-]
sneak some Viagra into his tea or something, girl, u gotta get some!!!
what if you just show up naked in his room and you do all the work to get it all started?
User avatar #134 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
Before now, I have sat here on his bed, in my underwear with my legs apart not leaving a whole hell of a lot to the imagination. I don't have the self confidence to be naked, especially after 5 months of no interest and blaming my own appearance for four of them.
#138 - coldfusion (07/28/2012) [-]
it's not your body, but something is seriously wrong with him.

roll play? just shove your hands down his pants, rape him, force him, pull his pats down, i dunno, just go for it, us guys, we're not that good at picking up clues from girls, just rape him and get it over with, or you just not going to get any anytime soon.
User avatar #140 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I don;t give him clues. I have said out right several times that "We need to have sex.". There's no point forcing him if he simply doesn't want me.
#141 - coldfusion (07/28/2012) [-]
OMFD! that's y he doesn't want him, b/c ur telling him not to want you, unless you force him, your not getting laid tonight either.

JUST RAPE HIM!!!!!!
User avatar #111 - stainunderyournose (07/28/2012) [-]
..i...i have no response besides are you sure he is not gay?
User avatar #113 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
Yes I am sure he's not gay.
#115 - stainunderyournose (07/28/2012) [-]
then i dont know whats wrong, i cant diagnose the problem without knowing him lol
User avatar #117 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I know. I didn't expect you to lol. I've given up trying anyway so no big deal. Thanks anyway.
#123 - stainunderyournose (07/28/2012) [-]
that is one sad story, cheer up, it will get better :)
User avatar #128 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
When the fuck did Funny Junk become so nice? lol thanks
#133 - stainunderyournose (07/28/2012) [-]
make one postive! and it pushes the negatives away! :D and your welcome :)
(p.s. in the gif i posted above, make the cats head follow your mouse=endless entertainment)
User avatar #110 - captchakid (07/28/2012) [-]
Ouch. That sucks.
#96 - fmaestrolol (07/28/2012) [-]
I should probably have got that from the x's...
User avatar #97 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
And the girls name...
#101 - fmaestrolol (07/28/2012) [-]
I've never come across the name Anneka before...
User avatar #103 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
That name is what happens when your mother allows your 4 year old brother to name you. I was either going to be Anneka or Batfink.
#105 - fmaestrolol (07/28/2012) [-]
Dat logic.

Being called Batfink would be pretty cool though!
User avatar #107 - xxAnnekaxx (07/28/2012) [-]
I know. I wish I had been super intelligent so I could have voiced my opinion.
#568 - ultimate team is amazing! 07/22/2012 on WTF Ronaldo 0
#491 - I know but it is for different reasons - there are definitely …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2012 on WTF Ronaldo 0
User avatar #563 - turtlepoop (07/21/2012) [-]
well your facts where wrong anyways FIFA>PES because of ultimate team
#568 - fmaestrolol (07/22/2012) [-]
ultimate team is amazing!
#470 - No, FIFA is better than PES because PES has awful gameplay, FI… 07/21/2012 on WTF Ronaldo +1
#89 - Negative dick! 05/14/2012 on Harry weenie +2
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