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#29 - Vielen dank!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Stupid sexy Flanders! 0
User avatar #31 - thepastryistrue (09/07/2013) [-]
Gern geschehen.
#92 - It's more creative than every water pokémon ever  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Yeah, well at least I can... 0
#98 - fitemeirlbro (09/07/2013) [-]
#99 - fmaestrolol (09/07/2013) [-]
I stand corrected
#80 - Nothing wrong with Ponyta/Rapidash  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Yeah, well at least I can... 0
User avatar #83 - fitemeirlbro (09/07/2013) [-]
yea but still is a pony lit on fire not very creative
#92 - fmaestrolol (09/07/2013) [-]
It's more creative than every water pokémon ever
#98 - fitemeirlbro (09/07/2013) [-]
#99 - fmaestrolol (09/07/2013) [-]
I stand corrected
#24 - Out of interest, what are some German words for penis and vagina?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Stupid sexy Flanders! 0
User avatar #27 - thepastryistrue (09/07/2013) [-]
A small collection of words for "penis": Schwanz, Pimmel, Dödel, Ding, Geschlecht, Geschlechtsteil, Gemächt, Glied, Pillermann, Lümmel and best of all: Fotzhobel.
And a small collection of words for "vagina": Fotze, Muschi, Scheide, Muschel, Pussy, Mumu, Möse, Loch, Schmuckkästchen and best of all: Lustgrotte.
#32 - optimussum (09/07/2013) [-]
I want your fat meaty Geschlechtsteil in my tight virgin Schmuckkästchen
#29 - fmaestrolol (09/07/2013) [-]
Vielen dank!
User avatar #31 - thepastryistrue (09/07/2013) [-]
Gern geschehen.
#148 - who even needs to breath dude? Oxygen is unnatural, science says so 08/30/2013 on America? 0
#44 - Well I hope you enjoy that all bro  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on America? +1
User avatar #45 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
You too.
#42 - Personally I find it impressive, I'm somewhat worried about br…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/29/2013 on America? +2
#43 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Like I said above, I have a high metabolism and eat a lot.

So if I did work out, I could probably gain a decent amount. But personally I don't want to be super muscular.

slight pecs, a bit more stomach definition, my arms and back are fine, my chest is getting fixed. Once all that is taken care of I will have an ideal body I think.
User avatar #77 - tbagbandit (08/29/2013) [-]
Is that a Warframe?
User avatar #137 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
yes
#139 - tbagbandit (08/29/2013) [-]
That game is awesome.
User avatar #141 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Yes. I have every frame.
#142 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Is there a trick to farming in that game?
User avatar #143 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Having money.
#144 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Thought so, thank you sir.

feel free to add tbagbandit.
User avatar #145 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh boy.

Who do you main?
User avatar #146 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Excalibur, working on Rhino, but need the body and systems
User avatar #147 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Rhino has a super high drop rate.
#44 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Well I hope you enjoy that all bro
User avatar #45 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
You too.
#40 - Okay you win, you are thinnest! I'd say scrawniest but your ar…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/29/2013 on America? +1
User avatar #41 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah its weird how thick my arms are compared to my body.
#42 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Personally I find it impressive, I'm somewhat worried about breaking my arms, constantly.
#43 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Like I said above, I have a high metabolism and eat a lot.

So if I did work out, I could probably gain a decent amount. But personally I don't want to be super muscular.

slight pecs, a bit more stomach definition, my arms and back are fine, my chest is getting fixed. Once all that is taken care of I will have an ideal body I think.
User avatar #77 - tbagbandit (08/29/2013) [-]
Is that a Warframe?
User avatar #137 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
yes
#139 - tbagbandit (08/29/2013) [-]
That game is awesome.
User avatar #141 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Yes. I have every frame.
#142 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Is there a trick to farming in that game?
User avatar #143 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Having money.
#144 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Thought so, thank you sir.

feel free to add tbagbandit.
User avatar #145 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh boy.

Who do you main?
User avatar #146 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Excalibur, working on Rhino, but need the body and systems
User avatar #147 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Rhino has a super high drop rate.
#44 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Well I hope you enjoy that all bro
User avatar #45 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
You too.
#36 - Twinsies. 145 lbs, 6'4". I think that's about ev…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/29/2013 on America? +1
User avatar #38 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm getting surgery this year so..
#40 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Okay you win, you are thinnest! I'd say scrawniest but your arms are larger than mine
User avatar #41 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah its weird how thick my arms are compared to my body.
#42 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Personally I find it impressive, I'm somewhat worried about breaking my arms, constantly.
#43 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Like I said above, I have a high metabolism and eat a lot.

So if I did work out, I could probably gain a decent amount. But personally I don't want to be super muscular.

slight pecs, a bit more stomach definition, my arms and back are fine, my chest is getting fixed. Once all that is taken care of I will have an ideal body I think.
User avatar #77 - tbagbandit (08/29/2013) [-]
Is that a Warframe?
User avatar #137 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
yes
#139 - tbagbandit (08/29/2013) [-]
That game is awesome.
User avatar #141 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Yes. I have every frame.
#142 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Is there a trick to farming in that game?
User avatar #143 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Having money.
#144 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Thought so, thank you sir.

feel free to add tbagbandit.
User avatar #145 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh boy.

Who do you main?
User avatar #146 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Excalibur, working on Rhino, but need the body and systems
User avatar #147 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Rhino has a super high drop rate.
#44 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Well I hope you enjoy that all bro
User avatar #45 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
You too.
#20 - I am pretty sure I'm thinner, plus I have that concave chest thing.  [+] (20 new replies) 08/29/2013 on America? +2
User avatar #24 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
I too have pectus excavatum.

I'm 5'6" and 115 lbs, I don't think you're thinner than me unless you're anorexic or anemic.

I won't post the picture forcing people to see, but if you care enough you can click the link.
imgur.com/55nok8R
User avatar #69 - hektoroftroy (08/29/2013) [-]
Well shit i'm 6' and 125
#36 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Twinsies.

145 lbs, 6'4". I think that's about even with each other, maybe...

I'd give you a pic for pic but I detest my torso
User avatar #38 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
I'm getting surgery this year so..
#40 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Okay you win, you are thinnest! I'd say scrawniest but your arms are larger than mine
User avatar #41 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Yeah its weird how thick my arms are compared to my body.
#42 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Personally I find it impressive, I'm somewhat worried about breaking my arms, constantly.
#43 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Like I said above, I have a high metabolism and eat a lot.

So if I did work out, I could probably gain a decent amount. But personally I don't want to be super muscular.

slight pecs, a bit more stomach definition, my arms and back are fine, my chest is getting fixed. Once all that is taken care of I will have an ideal body I think.
User avatar #77 - tbagbandit (08/29/2013) [-]
Is that a Warframe?
User avatar #137 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
yes
#139 - tbagbandit (08/29/2013) [-]
That game is awesome.
User avatar #141 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
Yes. I have every frame.
#142 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Is there a trick to farming in that game?
User avatar #143 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Having money.
#144 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Thought so, thank you sir.

feel free to add tbagbandit.
User avatar #145 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh boy.

Who do you main?
User avatar #146 - tbagbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
Excalibur, working on Rhino, but need the body and systems
User avatar #147 - snakefire (08/30/2013) [-]
Rhino has a super high drop rate.
#44 - fmaestrolol (08/29/2013) [-]
Well I hope you enjoy that all bro
User avatar #45 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [-]
You too.
#82 - This concoction shall be noted and tested. 08/28/2013 on Wowda-melm +2
#143 - Das ist mir egal 08/27/2013 on Sausages -1
#25 - Not XBL but still  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on When On Xbox Live +29
User avatar #77 - asked (08/20/2013) [-]
Seriously, gotta hate it when towelheads try to insult you in english but fail miserably
#222 - Teleportation. I'm young enough not to want my youth back, plu… 08/20/2013 on Choose 0
#155 - I'm convinced I got into university on the basis that my name … 08/20/2013 on college 0
#1487 - Good pick. 08/12/2013 on Comment. +1
#60 - Nice to see, not nice to touch 08/11/2013 on I know you're pissed baby... +1
#19 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on dafuq do u need a title for +1
#23 - Bacon rashers, it's just strips of bacon 08/04/2013 on Babies vs. Animals +18
#17 - THERE IS A ******* Q IN "PROBLEM" YOU S…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Tlite +1
User avatar #20 - fireprincess (07/28/2013) [-]
There's also an extra a and not enough es(e's?) in because.
#29 - Some women like that, some don't. A person is more likely to c… 07/27/2013 on Tumblr +6
#45 - Picture 07/20/2013 on Russia vs japan +5
#82 - Picture 07/19/2013 on A gif for your reaction folder 0
#4457 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +3
#80 - Wait, fossils and caught fish are everyday day items?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on Baguettes, baguettes... 0
User avatar #83 - ohsnapitzari (07/10/2013) [-]
If it's their job then pretty much
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