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#18 - me too and it was so natural!! 12/14/2015 on Well done! +2
#41 - well that ******* destroyed me holy ****... 11/20/2015 on (untitled) 0
#39 - really the job of people in the government is to fill a role y… 11/07/2015 on Its the current year 0
#27 - I'm kinda afraid i'm never going to have sex.  [+] (34 new replies) 11/06/2015 on Anon is a virgin +12
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#51 - destismad (11/06/2015) [-]
You're probably gonna lose it late, I lost it early, to early. I was just 12 (maybe 11 but my memory's not very good). Who do you think has it worse?
#47 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
Take it from me man, it's a little over rated

Getting a girl to spread her legs for you isn't that hard to do, and it feels pretty great for a while, but in hindsight now i'm seeing how it really screwed me up. I've had my way with plenty of girls and after some time it's come back to bite me. When i do find a meaningful relationship it's always awkward to inform your new partner who you've banged and it causes tension that never really goes away. You also have to worry about knocking a chick up and getting STI's. I've spent half a decade getting tested and re tested for STI's because of strange symptoms and marks i got from screwing a nasty chick. All Doctors say i'm clean but i still have symptoms and i feel sometimes like something's wrong. Again, thinking you knocked some random slut up is a horrible feeling, trust me. Another unfun thing is when you have to deal with the girls you've messed around with and then knowing all the guys they've banged and it makes a huge web of weird nasty people.

A lot of people who wait until marriage and only have one partner report having more meaningful sexual relationships and have less stress on their marriages.

Don't worry if you haven't had sex yet, the right girl will come along and you'll make love and it'll be fine. In the mean time you just focus on making a better you and finding a girl for the long haul
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#53 - tjkskateboarder (11/06/2015) [-]
Definitely don't take sex lightly. Banging hoes is like an upgraded form of masturbation with the same result. Im 17 and I recently fell in love with my girlfriend, and shes the only girl were I never get tired of banging her. Its that emotional connection that i thought was bullshit all along. And then after I nut, i can look down at the girl and not be ashamed. Not feel like Im just disrespecting this bitch and throwing her away. I think she might have feminized me. But for some guys banging tons of bitches is the way to go. I just find myself unfulfilled after. Its nice to have a best friend that you can bang. Dont worry about not having sex until your 40 for gods sake. As long as its with the right person. My mother always told me that, I just wished I had listened. Dont worry about nutting too early either. If shes the right girl, she wont care, and she'll know you'll get better. Or you could just wait till your hard again and dive in for round two. good luck fj virgins.
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#64 - drewciferous (11/06/2015) [-]
17
giving out life advice

kid you got a long way to go before you can tell me that you fell in love
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#91 - tjkskateboarder (11/09/2015) [-]
Maybe I've been through more in 17 years than you have in 25 or 30 or whatever. Don't be ignorant. I'm just trying to help
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#92 - drewciferous (11/09/2015) [-]
im sure you have kid tell me all about your hardships that youve struggled through
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#94 - tjkskateboarder (11/10/2015) [-]
Its ridiculous that society believes Im old enough to make life decisions about my career and my college. Not to mention I'll be able to file for student loans in a couple months, where such debt could go towards a house. But when I say Im in love, Im too immature. Is there some test I have to pass to feel an emotion? Is there a sign that say 'you must be this old to fall in love'?
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#95 - drewciferous (11/10/2015) [-]
what a sad story that ive never heard before, got anything of meaning?
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#96 - tjkskateboarder (11/10/2015) [-]
You're probably right, I just think I know everything because I'm just a kid
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#97 - drewciferous (11/11/2015) [-]
cmon you tell me that you've been through more than me but don't have a single example you're as bad as the person who called out totalbiscuit then asked for examples
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#99 - tjkskateboarder (11/12/2015) [-]
Besides, you and I could just make a ton of shit up. This is the internet after all. All I know is this girl makes me happy, and I don't need to grow up in the South African slums to know so.
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#98 - tjkskateboarder (11/12/2015) [-]
Why should I waste my time exchanging life stories with you?
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#100 - drewciferous (11/12/2015) [-]
thats the attitude, back down when you aint got shit
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#101 - tjkskateboarder (11/13/2015) [-]
Why don't you tell me your story? Then I'll decide if your worthy of mine
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#103 - drewciferous (11/13/2015) [-]
Maybe I've been through more in 17 years than you have in 25 or 30 or whatever. Don't be ignorant. I'm just trying to help

you called me out but have nothing
keep on going bud
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#104 - tjkskateboarder (11/15/2015) [-]
Oh, did I? Or did I say Maybe? As in, I issued a possibility that may or may not be true. You called me out for not being in love, assuming that I need life experience to pursue a meaningful relationship. Then I responded with that, which is true. I could have gone through more than you, or I could not have. You don't know me. I don't know you. I can go all day old man
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#105 - drewciferous (11/15/2015) [-]
saying maybe in that context is given as a taunting/sarcastic intonation dont try to bullshit out of that saying it as an innocent modifier
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#107 - tjkskateboarder (11/15/2015) [-]
Its absolutely ridiculous how much time I've wasted at this point arguing against a complete stranger. Its pathetic. I'm done responding. Good luck with your hardships. I'll deal with mine
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#106 - tjkskateboarder (11/15/2015) [-]
How can you assume that from text? You cant tell its meaning without hearing my actual voice or seeing my person.
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#102 - tjkskateboarder (11/13/2015) [-]
You're*
#93 - tjkskateboarder has deleted their comment.
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#35 - plazmaflare (11/06/2015) [-]
NP bro just revel in your wizard powers and focus on science.
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#31 - polarpulse (11/06/2015) [-]
just fuck a hooker gg ez

ffs you guys are making it hard for yourself

Inb4 I'm too poor to buy a hooker
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#37 - yuichka (11/06/2015) [-]
more like: inb4 not interested in easy sex with a hoe
#77 - tarabostes (11/06/2015) [-]
But i'm interested in you yuichka , so ....
#84 - yuichka (11/06/2015) [-]
that is rude
#87 - tarabostes (11/06/2015) [-]
Hurts , doesn't it??
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#67 - polarpulse (11/06/2015) [-]
Most of these faggots cry about being virgins when the solution is right there. If they don't wanna be cherry boys so bad then just fuck a hooker
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#28 - wraithguard (11/06/2015) [-]
You wouldn't be the only one. I'm 23 and I've never even been on a date. It's my own fault though. I've put absolutely zero effort into dating. I've recently been trying to change that. Maybe after I graduate from college l'll finally have the time to put into it.
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#71 - plasticcup (11/06/2015) [-]
I'll raise you 40 and i'll put you in my movie.
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#50 - lightningfarronxp (11/06/2015) [-]
Same situation and age as you only difference is i actually had a few girlfriends in middle and high school but gave up keeping in touch with anyone after i graduated. My advice find a girl in college. After you leave school you pretty much only have 4 options: online dating, someone introduces you to someone, workplace (as long as you dont mind risking your job) and (if your alpha enough) try talking to random women.
#32 - twistingtornado (11/06/2015) [-]
Same, although I'm 22. I put no effort into anything women, only books and journal articles. There is the right time for everything. Study first, be successful, then women come later.
#52 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
I really recommend you put some time into women man, they do some subtle ass shit that you have to learn. I'm still a virgin and the same age as you because I didn't realize women wanted to have sex. I wish someone got me a fucking list of all the shit women do. OR you can just be alpha and be upfront about wanting to fuck them, but I can't do it, I've tried.
#82 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
As someone who should be a virgin I think I'm ugly af, not charming at all, and pretty beta , but somehow manages to get cooch, what works for me is to not only think about sex, but still paying attention to when she is thinking about it. It also really helps to be genuinely interested in her who would've thought that people like to get attention and be listened to .

I want to add, though, that I sometimes wish I didn't lose my virginity the way I did drunk hook-up, which led to a toxic relationship because it would've been 1000x better if it were with someone I cared about. So take that in consideration too.
#16 - knew a girl who had her periods like once every 4 months. 11/06/2015 on rekt +2
#22 - Come back when you're 24 and you can be in my club.  [+] (38 new replies) 11/06/2015 on Anon is a virgin +46
#25 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
I raise your 24 to my 26. We're nearing the point of no return my friend.
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#42 - mattdoggy (11/06/2015) [-]
Anon confirmed to be almost wizard
#27 - flyingcube (11/06/2015) [-]
I'm kinda afraid i'm never going to have sex.
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#51 - destismad (11/06/2015) [-]
You're probably gonna lose it late, I lost it early, to early. I was just 12 (maybe 11 but my memory's not very good). Who do you think has it worse?
#47 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
Take it from me man, it's a little over rated

Getting a girl to spread her legs for you isn't that hard to do, and it feels pretty great for a while, but in hindsight now i'm seeing how it really screwed me up. I've had my way with plenty of girls and after some time it's come back to bite me. When i do find a meaningful relationship it's always awkward to inform your new partner who you've banged and it causes tension that never really goes away. You also have to worry about knocking a chick up and getting STI's. I've spent half a decade getting tested and re tested for STI's because of strange symptoms and marks i got from screwing a nasty chick. All Doctors say i'm clean but i still have symptoms and i feel sometimes like something's wrong. Again, thinking you knocked some random slut up is a horrible feeling, trust me. Another unfun thing is when you have to deal with the girls you've messed around with and then knowing all the guys they've banged and it makes a huge web of weird nasty people.

A lot of people who wait until marriage and only have one partner report having more meaningful sexual relationships and have less stress on their marriages.

Don't worry if you haven't had sex yet, the right girl will come along and you'll make love and it'll be fine. In the mean time you just focus on making a better you and finding a girl for the long haul
User avatar
#53 - tjkskateboarder (11/06/2015) [-]
Definitely don't take sex lightly. Banging hoes is like an upgraded form of masturbation with the same result. Im 17 and I recently fell in love with my girlfriend, and shes the only girl were I never get tired of banging her. Its that emotional connection that i thought was bullshit all along. And then after I nut, i can look down at the girl and not be ashamed. Not feel like Im just disrespecting this bitch and throwing her away. I think she might have feminized me. But for some guys banging tons of bitches is the way to go. I just find myself unfulfilled after. Its nice to have a best friend that you can bang. Dont worry about not having sex until your 40 for gods sake. As long as its with the right person. My mother always told me that, I just wished I had listened. Dont worry about nutting too early either. If shes the right girl, she wont care, and she'll know you'll get better. Or you could just wait till your hard again and dive in for round two. good luck fj virgins.
User avatar
#64 - drewciferous (11/06/2015) [-]
17
giving out life advice

kid you got a long way to go before you can tell me that you fell in love
User avatar
#91 - tjkskateboarder (11/09/2015) [-]
Maybe I've been through more in 17 years than you have in 25 or 30 or whatever. Don't be ignorant. I'm just trying to help
User avatar
#92 - drewciferous (11/09/2015) [-]
im sure you have kid tell me all about your hardships that youve struggled through
User avatar
#94 - tjkskateboarder (11/10/2015) [-]
Its ridiculous that society believes Im old enough to make life decisions about my career and my college. Not to mention I'll be able to file for student loans in a couple months, where such debt could go towards a house. But when I say Im in love, Im too immature. Is there some test I have to pass to feel an emotion? Is there a sign that say 'you must be this old to fall in love'?
User avatar
#95 - drewciferous (11/10/2015) [-]
what a sad story that ive never heard before, got anything of meaning?
User avatar
#96 - tjkskateboarder (11/10/2015) [-]
You're probably right, I just think I know everything because I'm just a kid
User avatar
#97 - drewciferous (11/11/2015) [-]
cmon you tell me that you've been through more than me but don't have a single example you're as bad as the person who called out totalbiscuit then asked for examples
User avatar
#99 - tjkskateboarder (11/12/2015) [-]
Besides, you and I could just make a ton of shit up. This is the internet after all. All I know is this girl makes me happy, and I don't need to grow up in the South African slums to know so.
User avatar
#98 - tjkskateboarder (11/12/2015) [-]
Why should I waste my time exchanging life stories with you?
User avatar
#100 - drewciferous (11/12/2015) [-]
thats the attitude, back down when you aint got shit
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#101 - tjkskateboarder (11/13/2015) [-]
Why don't you tell me your story? Then I'll decide if your worthy of mine
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#103 - drewciferous (11/13/2015) [-]
Maybe I've been through more in 17 years than you have in 25 or 30 or whatever. Don't be ignorant. I'm just trying to help

you called me out but have nothing
keep on going bud
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#104 - tjkskateboarder (11/15/2015) [-]
Oh, did I? Or did I say Maybe? As in, I issued a possibility that may or may not be true. You called me out for not being in love, assuming that I need life experience to pursue a meaningful relationship. Then I responded with that, which is true. I could have gone through more than you, or I could not have. You don't know me. I don't know you. I can go all day old man
User avatar
#105 - drewciferous (11/15/2015) [-]
saying maybe in that context is given as a taunting/sarcastic intonation dont try to bullshit out of that saying it as an innocent modifier
User avatar
#107 - tjkskateboarder (11/15/2015) [-]
Its absolutely ridiculous how much time I've wasted at this point arguing against a complete stranger. Its pathetic. I'm done responding. Good luck with your hardships. I'll deal with mine
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#106 - tjkskateboarder (11/15/2015) [-]
How can you assume that from text? You cant tell its meaning without hearing my actual voice or seeing my person.
User avatar
#102 - tjkskateboarder (11/13/2015) [-]
You're*
#93 - tjkskateboarder has deleted their comment.
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#35 - plazmaflare (11/06/2015) [-]
NP bro just revel in your wizard powers and focus on science.
User avatar
#31 - polarpulse (11/06/2015) [-]
just fuck a hooker gg ez

ffs you guys are making it hard for yourself

Inb4 I'm too poor to buy a hooker
User avatar
#37 - yuichka (11/06/2015) [-]
more like: inb4 not interested in easy sex with a hoe
#77 - tarabostes (11/06/2015) [-]
But i'm interested in you yuichka , so ....
#84 - yuichka (11/06/2015) [-]
that is rude
#87 - tarabostes (11/06/2015) [-]
Hurts , doesn't it??
User avatar
#67 - polarpulse (11/06/2015) [-]
Most of these faggots cry about being virgins when the solution is right there. If they don't wanna be cherry boys so bad then just fuck a hooker
User avatar
#28 - wraithguard (11/06/2015) [-]
You wouldn't be the only one. I'm 23 and I've never even been on a date. It's my own fault though. I've put absolutely zero effort into dating. I've recently been trying to change that. Maybe after I graduate from college l'll finally have the time to put into it.
User avatar
#71 - plasticcup (11/06/2015) [-]
I'll raise you 40 and i'll put you in my movie.
User avatar
#50 - lightningfarronxp (11/06/2015) [-]
Same situation and age as you only difference is i actually had a few girlfriends in middle and high school but gave up keeping in touch with anyone after i graduated. My advice find a girl in college. After you leave school you pretty much only have 4 options: online dating, someone introduces you to someone, workplace (as long as you dont mind risking your job) and (if your alpha enough) try talking to random women.
#32 - twistingtornado (11/06/2015) [-]
Same, although I'm 22. I put no effort into anything women, only books and journal articles. There is the right time for everything. Study first, be successful, then women come later.
#52 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
I really recommend you put some time into women man, they do some subtle ass shit that you have to learn. I'm still a virgin and the same age as you because I didn't realize women wanted to have sex. I wish someone got me a fucking list of all the shit women do. OR you can just be alpha and be upfront about wanting to fuck them, but I can't do it, I've tried.
#82 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
As someone who should be a virgin I think I'm ugly af, not charming at all, and pretty beta , but somehow manages to get cooch, what works for me is to not only think about sex, but still paying attention to when she is thinking about it. It also really helps to be genuinely interested in her who would've thought that people like to get attention and be listened to .

I want to add, though, that I sometimes wish I didn't lose my virginity the way I did drunk hook-up, which led to a toxic relationship because it would've been 1000x better if it were with someone I cared about. So take that in consideration too.
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#26 - ninjapants (11/06/2015) [-]
How did this happen dude?
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