if i had a dollar everytime i herd that i would of have my own home by now.

Good to know; shame my little joke didn't go as planned, but thinks happen.

well i am known with a very little sense of humor to none.

Well, I must get going; more souls to prank and actual ones to reap. Taa taa!

seya.

for what...

Do you know who I am?

no i don't sorry.

I am Thanatos, the pony tasked with leading souls to their final resting places. Unfortunately, your time in the mortal realm has come to an end; however, you'll be happy to know your soul has been preevaluated and you'll be going to Tartarus!

okay why?

Because you're dead, of course.

Strange i don't feel dead.

That's normal; to keep the mind from going insane, Faust designed it to be as familiar as possible. Come with me, please. We have a long way to Tartarus.

why the fuck would i go insane?

Some ponies do.

i doubt that.

You have a threatening glare going on there; you should have that looked at.

you just don't believe you.

well how did i die then.

Look lady I just bring the souls.

then your a fake.

Whatever you say, crazy lady...

well i just find it weird cause it sounds like you do the grim reaper job picking up souls and also telling them how they died but you don't know how i died so you must be a fake and im not really dead.