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#113 - Don't forget the WD-40. 03/19/2013 on Science of the week +1
#68 - Picture 03/19/2013 on Raduckal! -1
#4 - so the gm of my dark heresy campaign just told me that abstine…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2013 on fucking psykers 0
#5 - sephrax (04/06/2013) [-]
Yes, that is actually not that bad a thing to promote, if you can get over the homosexuality thing. A Sororitas Sister will be far less willing to dishonor herself in battle, hell even more motivated to fight hard, if she is in the presence of her lover.

Also helps with stress both on and off the battlefield.
#6 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Also, kinky lesbian sadistic hotness.
#6 - angry marines chapter you need to look them up 03/17/2013 on fukk yeah 0
#14 - is source based, gmod I believe otherwise sfm 03/17/2013 on stay out of the water 0
#6 - he didn't say it was gothic class.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on My Imperial Lance Frigate +1
User avatar #7 - anonrandom (03/22/2013) [-]
I know it's a Gothic class at a glance
#3 - Picture 03/17/2013 on I will, Commissar! 0
#5 - Comment deleted 03/12/2013 on Oh, Southern Raiders... 0
#189 - why........ 03/12/2013 on Avatar feels 0
#177 - Garry' Mod: player one: hur dar hir hur hue player two…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Chat rooms +3
#189 - pariahlol (03/12/2013) [-]
Garry's Mod:
player one: Hey everybody come buy mah drugzz!!
player two: items! RDMER KILLED ME
player three: no caps fag
player two: RDMER
player two has been banned for caps
player four: it's not RDM if you looked at me wierd, faggot
#69 - may spiderbro watch over you on this glorious day 03/12/2013 on My dad +1
#384 - No one has considered that this might just be a joke.... 03/12/2013 on Hey you Christians! Get off... 0
#380 - or its a joke, honestly kinda sounds like something my priest …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Hey you Christians! Get off... +1
User avatar #398 - englman (03/12/2013) [-]
Lol nice XD
#76 - but there are only 12 months in a year 03/10/2013 on Confirmed -2
#2 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Nurgle Plague Marine 0
#117 - really, huh. looked at lot like the mastiff I might be buying …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on This is what true fear... 0
User avatar #118 - hospitaller (03/07/2013) [-]
Well if you want to get a dog, I'd personally recommend a Newf, they're big dogs, but they are loveable and though they typically weigh in at 160 pounds, they are very gentle and great with kids.

And for all I know it could be a Mastiff, but to me it just looks like a Newf, and a lot of people in the comments seem to agree as well.
#119 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's a Newfoundland too. Although mine looks like more like a Landseer, but black. She scares some of the local small breed dogs shitless. I've seen dog's do this (sorry for the repost) and some have actually run across the street.
#379 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 03/05/2013 on God Damnit +3
#386 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
Not him, and I have to reiterate. Modern American culture is retarded. Especially when it comes to sexuality and other things you shelter your kids from.
User avatar #387 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
No argument here, but that's not really an aspect of our culture so much as we cannot figure out how to make the FCC and the conservative morons who cannot stand the sight of nipples go the fuck away.
#388 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
We can go deeper, then. American culture, in everything, supports short term solutions which fuck you up in the long term. It's the only country in the world that classifies hormonal bloody anti-depressants as "mild sedatives" and uses them as shut-the-fuck-up pills for kids, when every other country in the world made feeding undeveloped kids hormones illegal.

The "short term solution" culture extends beyond that, but that subject specifically hits too close to home for me. In reality, if you look at USA's external politics, you will see that it's always "fuck 50 years from now. That's FUTURE eagle's problem."
#391 - HOtaconE has deleted their comment.
User avatar #389 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
Again, I cannot argue your basic premise. The FCC sure seemed like a good idea at the time...until they suddenly had the power to fine people into poverty without warning or accountability.
#392 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you now know why the world thinks Americans are retarded. It's not Americans, it's the modern American culture. Now, hopefully, you can be more understanding when some poor Anon calls you retarded.
User avatar #393 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
You're preaching to the choir, friendo. Anybody with a critical eye can find the flaws in any country's methodology. Except Germany, motherfuckers have bread vending machines.
#395 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
You serious? Shit, glad to know the ovens built for my kind are being put to good use now.
User avatar #588 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
Hot, fresh bread, at the press of a button. The Holocaust was a small price to pay for that shit.
#589 - HOtaconE (03/06/2013) [-]
You might be right, as the joy of hot, fresh bread at the press of a button can bring world peace.
User avatar #590 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
Jews = war and hatred
Bread = peace and harmony
Seems simple when you think about it, really.
#591 - HOtaconE (03/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I resent that.
Jews = Good business and a quarter of noble prizes.
User avatar #593 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
You're right. Most of those bread vending machines are probably owned by Jews.
#1 - this has already been here 4 times, I gave you a thumb, but if… 03/05/2013 on Astartes Pattern condoms +3
#370 - It is thing like this that makes Europe think we're all retards  [+] (17 new replies) 03/05/2013 on God Damnit +9
User avatar #403 - ivoryhammer (03/05/2013) [-]
Who cares what the Europeans think, they wouldn't be around if not for us.
User avatar #418 - TheFixer (03/05/2013) [-]
you just went full retard.
#378 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
You are a bunch of retards
#379 - flutterdoc (03/05/2013) [-]
#386 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
Not him, and I have to reiterate. Modern American culture is retarded. Especially when it comes to sexuality and other things you shelter your kids from.
User avatar #387 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
No argument here, but that's not really an aspect of our culture so much as we cannot figure out how to make the FCC and the conservative morons who cannot stand the sight of nipples go the fuck away.
#388 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
We can go deeper, then. American culture, in everything, supports short term solutions which fuck you up in the long term. It's the only country in the world that classifies hormonal bloody anti-depressants as "mild sedatives" and uses them as shut-the-fuck-up pills for kids, when every other country in the world made feeding undeveloped kids hormones illegal.

The "short term solution" culture extends beyond that, but that subject specifically hits too close to home for me. In reality, if you look at USA's external politics, you will see that it's always "fuck 50 years from now. That's FUTURE eagle's problem."
#391 - HOtaconE has deleted their comment.
User avatar #389 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
Again, I cannot argue your basic premise. The FCC sure seemed like a good idea at the time...until they suddenly had the power to fine people into poverty without warning or accountability.
#392 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you now know why the world thinks Americans are retarded. It's not Americans, it's the modern American culture. Now, hopefully, you can be more understanding when some poor Anon calls you retarded.
User avatar #393 - schneidend (03/05/2013) [-]
You're preaching to the choir, friendo. Anybody with a critical eye can find the flaws in any country's methodology. Except Germany, motherfuckers have bread vending machines.
#395 - HOtaconE (03/05/2013) [-]
You serious? Shit, glad to know the ovens built for my kind are being put to good use now.
User avatar #588 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
Hot, fresh bread, at the press of a button. The Holocaust was a small price to pay for that shit.
#589 - HOtaconE (03/06/2013) [-]
You might be right, as the joy of hot, fresh bread at the press of a button can bring world peace.
User avatar #590 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
Jews = war and hatred
Bread = peace and harmony
Seems simple when you think about it, really.
#591 - HOtaconE (03/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I resent that.
Jews = Good business and a quarter of noble prizes.
User avatar #593 - schneidend (03/06/2013) [-]
You're right. Most of those bread vending machines are probably owned by Jews.
#83 - is k buddy mine ended up being Hollingsworth II 03/05/2013 on Lil Marco 0
#115 - the big black one?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2013 on This is what true fear... 0
User avatar #116 - hospitaller (03/05/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #117 - flutterdoc (03/06/2013) [-]
really, huh. looked at lot like the mastiff I might be buying for my mother. but ok.
User avatar #118 - hospitaller (03/07/2013) [-]
Well if you want to get a dog, I'd personally recommend a Newf, they're big dogs, but they are loveable and though they typically weigh in at 160 pounds, they are very gentle and great with kids.

And for all I know it could be a Mastiff, but to me it just looks like a Newf, and a lot of people in the comments seem to agree as well.
#119 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's a Newfoundland too. Although mine looks like more like a Landseer, but black. She scares some of the local small breed dogs shitless. I've seen dog's do this (sorry for the repost) and some have actually run across the street.
#31 - Picture 03/04/2013 on Chloroform +3
#77 - it is a mastiff, very rare and expensive dogs, looking at buyi…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2013 on This is what true fear... -1
User avatar #91 - hospitaller (03/04/2013) [-]
Actually I think it's a Newfoundland puppy, they've probably shorn, I think that's how it's spelled, it for the summer.
User avatar #115 - flutterdoc (03/05/2013) [-]
the big black one?
User avatar #116 - hospitaller (03/05/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #117 - flutterdoc (03/06/2013) [-]
really, huh. looked at lot like the mastiff I might be buying for my mother. but ok.
User avatar #118 - hospitaller (03/07/2013) [-]
Well if you want to get a dog, I'd personally recommend a Newf, they're big dogs, but they are loveable and though they typically weigh in at 160 pounds, they are very gentle and great with kids.

And for all I know it could be a Mastiff, but to me it just looks like a Newf, and a lot of people in the comments seem to agree as well.
#119 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's a Newfoundland too. Although mine looks like more like a Landseer, but black. She scares some of the local small breed dogs shitless. I've seen dog's do this (sorry for the repost) and some have actually run across the street.
#359 - well actually anon hunting rifles where designed for hunting animals 03/04/2013 on American problems +1
#10 - there is a reason grey knight standard box is 50$ and only 5 models 03/04/2013 on My first Grey Knight attempt +1

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