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Facebook Profile: facebook.com/FloydSkwire
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/Floydcalling
Steam Profile: IncubationNation
Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, PC
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Date Signed Up:4/22/2011
Last Login:12/04/2014
Location:Everywhere and Nowhere
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Total Comments Made:1800
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#53 - Well, since you asked so nicely. 08/11/2012 on Awkward Marge 0
#5 - It's a black square, my friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on mars +9
User avatar #6 - guiguito (08/08/2012) [-]
i swear i saw a face there, whatever
#2 - what  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2012 on mars +1
#11 - spidermanrapeskids (08/08/2012) [-]
If you can't see what's in his picture, here's a clearer version for you
User avatar #4 - guiguito (08/08/2012) [-]
what is it? i can't see it
User avatar #5 - floydcalling (08/08/2012) [-]
It's a black square, my friend.
User avatar #6 - guiguito (08/08/2012) [-]
i swear i saw a face there, whatever
#1075 - Even if this is fake, so much goddamn butthurt in the comments. 08/08/2012 on Delivered, hope you enjoy. 0
#1050 - Sometimes at night, I like to cover myself with vaseline and p… 08/05/2012 on As of now do you still get... +7
#7 - Kill yourself.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2012 on my life in tf2 -35
#62 - redwind (07/29/2012) [-]
This man is a legend!
#24 - RequieminMortis (07/28/2012) [-]
#8 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
#405 - lolwut, Why the **** are buckyballs illegal now? 07/28/2012 on Product legality in Merica -1
#10627 - You're welcome. I can't imagine who it is, but if there's any… 07/27/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
#10625 - And why would I want that? I've been on a relatively friendly…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10626 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Well I thank you, but I'm just trying to figure out who is deceiving me.
User avatar #10627 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
You're welcome. I can't imagine who it is, but if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
#10623 - I know I'm just some guy from the internet, but I'm trusting y…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10624 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Having me gone and no longer seeing me anywhere.
User avatar #10625 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
And why would I want that? I've been on a relatively friendly level with you since I joined, and I intend to keep it that way.
User avatar #10626 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Well I thank you, but I'm just trying to figure out who is deceiving me.
User avatar #10627 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
You're welcome. I can't imagine who it is, but if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
#10621 - Which is true, yes. But still, I assure you, it isn't me.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10622 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Last thing is that after we talk, the anon appears again.
User avatar #10623 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
I know I'm just some guy from the internet, but I'm trusting you, man to man, to believe me when I say it's not me. What could I possibly gain from doing this?
User avatar #10624 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Having me gone and no longer seeing me anywhere.
User avatar #10625 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
And why would I want that? I've been on a relatively friendly level with you since I joined, and I intend to keep it that way.
User avatar #10626 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Well I thank you, but I'm just trying to figure out who is deceiving me.
User avatar #10627 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
You're welcome. I can't imagine who it is, but if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
#10619 - It is not.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10620 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm not trying to make a fuss, but what he told me was the same shit you told me. About people can be not what they are
User avatar #10621 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
Which is true, yes. But still, I assure you, it isn't me.
User avatar #10622 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Last thing is that after we talk, the anon appears again.
User avatar #10623 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
I know I'm just some guy from the internet, but I'm trusting you, man to man, to believe me when I say it's not me. What could I possibly gain from doing this?
User avatar #10624 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Having me gone and no longer seeing me anywhere.
User avatar #10625 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
And why would I want that? I've been on a relatively friendly level with you since I joined, and I intend to keep it that way.
User avatar #10626 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Well I thank you, but I'm just trying to figure out who is deceiving me.
User avatar #10627 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
You're welcome. I can't imagine who it is, but if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
#10602 - Greetings, Team Sonic, how goes the hunt?  [+] (11 new replies) 07/26/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10604 - SonicTeam (07/26/2012) [-]
I'm beginning to think this anon who speaks to me is you.
User avatar #10619 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
It is not.
User avatar #10620 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm not trying to make a fuss, but what he told me was the same shit you told me. About people can be not what they are
User avatar #10621 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
Which is true, yes. But still, I assure you, it isn't me.
User avatar #10622 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Last thing is that after we talk, the anon appears again.
User avatar #10623 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
I know I'm just some guy from the internet, but I'm trusting you, man to man, to believe me when I say it's not me. What could I possibly gain from doing this?
User avatar #10624 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Having me gone and no longer seeing me anywhere.
User avatar #10625 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
And why would I want that? I've been on a relatively friendly level with you since I joined, and I intend to keep it that way.
User avatar #10626 - SonicTeam (07/27/2012) [-]
Well I thank you, but I'm just trying to figure out who is deceiving me.
User avatar #10627 - floydcalling (07/27/2012) [-]
You're welcome. I can't imagine who it is, but if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
User avatar #10603 - SonicTeam (07/26/2012) [-]
Terrible
#10580 - **floydcalling rolled user sunnyday ** 07/24/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
#18 - **floydcalling rolls 0,335** Nice work. 07/24/2012 on Luckyreyes Vegas performance 0
#14 - I don't know what this is, please explain. 07/24/2012 on Luckyreyes Vegas performance 0
#10529 - Alright, how 'bout this? Stick your head inside an elephan…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10530 - SonicTeam (07/23/2012) [-]
The elephant one
#10528 - Good choice. 07/23/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
#10526 - SonicTeam! It's horrible! In the year 2047, your son marries…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10527 - SonicTeam (07/23/2012) [-]
Meh. I can always kill it
User avatar #10528 - floydcalling (07/23/2012) [-]
Good choice.
#10514 - Funnyjunk used to have the same grip on me. But don't you liv…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10516 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
Not really.
#10510 - The last piece of advice I can offer right now, don't let this…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10512 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
I just can't believe how much I've let a website control me. After all, it's my home cause ATM, I don't have friends that live nearby.
User avatar #10514 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk used to have the same grip on me. But don't you live in/near Vegas? Surely there is SOMEbody around.
User avatar #10516 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
Not really.
#10508 - There are people out there who aren't what they appear to be, …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10509 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
If only I can find out who is betraying me.
User avatar #10510 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
The last piece of advice I can offer right now, don't let this take control of your life. Don't become suspicious of everyone around you. And good luck finding out who it is, I'd like you to get back to normalcy.
User avatar #10512 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
I just can't believe how much I've let a website control me. After all, it's my home cause ATM, I don't have friends that live nearby.
User avatar #10514 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk used to have the same grip on me. But don't you live in/near Vegas? Surely there is SOMEbody around.
User avatar #10516 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
Not really.
#10503 - Trust me, I have no reason to. Judging from any history you k…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10504 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
Well this anon apparently has connections with someone whose friends with me. That or he's really clever at hacking through my profile and seeing all that I write.
User avatar #10508 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
There are people out there who aren't what they appear to be, and have many capabilities. Remember that, SonicTeam.
User avatar #10509 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
If only I can find out who is betraying me.
User avatar #10510 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
The last piece of advice I can offer right now, don't let this take control of your life. Don't become suspicious of everyone around you. And good luck finding out who it is, I'd like you to get back to normalcy.
User avatar #10512 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
I just can't believe how much I've let a website control me. After all, it's my home cause ATM, I don't have friends that live nearby.
User avatar #10514 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk used to have the same grip on me. But don't you live in/near Vegas? Surely there is SOMEbody around.
User avatar #10516 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
Not really.
#10499 - I like where this is going.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2012 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #10501 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
Floyd...are you talking behind my back?
User avatar #10503 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
Trust me, I have no reason to. Judging from any history you know about me, I'm sure you can determine that I'm not that type of person. If you're referring to the post I just put on facebook, I just like to screw with my friends.
User avatar #10504 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
Well this anon apparently has connections with someone whose friends with me. That or he's really clever at hacking through my profile and seeing all that I write.
User avatar #10508 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
There are people out there who aren't what they appear to be, and have many capabilities. Remember that, SonicTeam.
User avatar #10509 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
If only I can find out who is betraying me.
User avatar #10510 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
The last piece of advice I can offer right now, don't let this take control of your life. Don't become suspicious of everyone around you. And good luck finding out who it is, I'd like you to get back to normalcy.
User avatar #10512 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
I just can't believe how much I've let a website control me. After all, it's my home cause ATM, I don't have friends that live nearby.
User avatar #10514 - floydcalling (07/22/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk used to have the same grip on me. But don't you live in/near Vegas? Surely there is SOMEbody around.
User avatar #10516 - SonicTeam (07/22/2012) [-]
Not really.
#18 - Hahaaa 07/22/2012 on Tails Tales +1
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User avatar #58 to #57 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
U avn a giggle m8? I'll bash yer fookn ed in i swer on me mum
User avatar #59 to #58 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
i swer on ur mum last night. :3
User avatar #60 to #59 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
you bastard or bitch! I oughtta give you a piece of my mind or penis
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let me in or on your head.
User avatar #62 to #61 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
#55 - funnyisme (01/24/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #56 to #55 - floydcalling (01/25/2014) [-]
Nah, bruh.
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