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Facebook Profile: facebook.com/FloydSkwire
Youtube Channel: youtube.com/user/Floydcalling
Steam Profile: IncubationNation
Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: All.
Date Signed Up:4/22/2011
Last Login:9/03/2014
Location:Everywhere and Nowhere
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Content Thumbs: 104 total,  167 ,  63
Comment Thumbs: 6231 total,  7159 ,  928
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 10 Content: New Here → Level 11 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
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Total Comments Made:1800
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#712 - "I am what I am in my ass" - KMFDM 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... 0
#59603 - You said you don't have insurance, right? Well, if I were you… 09/07/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#59575 - How much of your penis did you shear off? Depending on your a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #59596 - phanact (09/07/2013) [-]
About 23.192%
User avatar #59607 - bitchesdigcelestia (09/07/2013) [-]
wait
is that nigga for real VVVV
User avatar #59609 - phanact (09/07/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #59603 - floydcalling (09/07/2013) [-]
You said you don't have insurance, right? Well, if I were you, I would head immediately to the nearest free clinic. If that's not doable, I would disinfect the damaged area (you might want to take some painkillers) and cleanse the wound of blood. Apply medical tape, gauze, etc, really any sterile cloth like material you have lying around, and tape it. Keep in mind you want to keep blood flowing, so don't put yourself in a stranglehold.
#186 - eh? eh? ehhh?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Sexual +1
User avatar #189 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
that last one should stand there.. it's late around here.
#187 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
eh! eh! ehhh!
User avatar #188 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
love eloquent conversations
#33 - **floydcalling rolls 271,730,869**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Wonka is a dick. 0
User avatar #35 - lucianolp (09/05/2013) [-]
**lucianolp rolls 288,781,754** haven't been on FJ in a while. making sure I still know how to roll.
#152 - I'd have sex with everybody in this thread. It would be one b…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Sexual +3
User avatar #183 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
!
User avatar #186 - floydcalling (09/05/2013) [-]
eh? eh? ehhh?
User avatar #189 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
that last one should stand there.. it's late around here.
#187 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
eh! eh! ehhh!
User avatar #188 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
love eloquent conversations
#295 - Admin, have my babies. 09/05/2013 on The only real site on the net -1
#33 - **floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #36 … 09/02/2013 on Reactions -1
#32 - Comment deleted 09/02/2013 on Reactions 0
#131 - Every ******* vegan argument is complete and utte… 09/02/2013 on Fuckin' Vegans +4
#261 - IT DOES EXIST 09/02/2013 on This week in science +12
#13149 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #13150 - SonicTeam (08/31/2013) [-]
*gasp*
#1463 - Well, I meant not recently anyway, for about the past year and… 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
#1404 - I couldn't really care less either way. Never post, never com…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
User avatar #1455 - Greevon (08/07/2013) [-]
6843 thumbs up with no comments?
HAXX!!!!

No, but really, I must really not comment very often if people who claim to "never comment" have more thumbs than me and I've been around much longer than them. (On your current account, anyways.)
User avatar #1463 - floydcalling (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, I meant not recently anyway, for about the past year and a half I've really just been coming out of habit.
#911 - Very few friends. 07/31/2013 on Why do you come to this site? 0
#160 - Picture 07/22/2013 on The Girls from NSFW +4
#151 - SonicTeam made and posted this like what, 2, 3, months ago?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on The Girls from NSFW +1
User avatar #158 - missrainbowdash (07/22/2013) [-]
didn't family guy post it before that though?
#160 - floydcalling (07/22/2013) [-]
#32 - Hey, a hole is a hole. 06/01/2013 on Squidson and Benward 0
#13 - I have come out of the shadows just to thumb this up.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Squidson and Benward +1
User avatar #19 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (05/30/2013) [-]
**closet
User avatar #32 - floydcalling (06/01/2013) [-]
Hey, a hole is a hole.
#14 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
no you came out in a comment telling us you thumbed.
#1 - Comment deleted 03/09/2013 on Dammit EA why?! 0
#246 - I'm so confused as to this drastic turn in my life. 02/18/2013 on H-hey... 0
#164 - I use AOL. 02/16/2013 on -George Santayana -1
#245 - That's not the point I'm making. My point is that it's very a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on When I keep dying on the... 0
#249 - lollytool (02/01/2013) [-]
True, it's a bit annoying.
#181 - The end level of Jak 3, when your chasing Errol's Dark Maker ship.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on When I keep dying on the... 0
#190 - lollytool (01/31/2013) [-]
But Jak 3 is incredibly easy?
User avatar #245 - floydcalling (02/01/2013) [-]
That's not the point I'm making. My point is that it's very aggravating to chase after and shoot all those leg power things, only to get crushed, or boost at the wrong time and having to start over and over.
#249 - lollytool (02/01/2013) [-]
True, it's a bit annoying.
#15 - Le It was le good and keep up with le the descriptions 01/29/2013 on That One Little Word 0
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#57 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #57 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
U avn a giggle m8? I'll bash yer fookn ed in i swer on me mum
User avatar #59 to #58 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
i swer on ur mum last night. :3
User avatar #60 to #59 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
you bastard or bitch! I oughtta give you a piece of my mind or penis
User avatar #61 to #60 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
let me in or on your head.
User avatar #62 to #61 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
#55 - funnyisme (01/24/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #56 to #55 - floydcalling (01/25/2014) [-]
Nah, bruh.
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