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floydcalling

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/22/2011
Last Login:2/09/2015
Location:Everywhere and Nowhere
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 104 total,  167 ,  63
Comment Thumbs: 6236 total,  7164 ,  928
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 10 Content: New Here → Level 11 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:1029
Total Comments Made:1800
FJ Points:6568
You know, they say spandex is the best disguise...

latest user's comments

#233 - 1. "Look around you, what is left for you? You are no b… 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! 0
#95 - Science is the ****. Keeping life cool and whatnot. 12/09/2013 on This week in science 0
#4 - Not Lotro. I started a dwarf character and I'm beating the **…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on It sucks at first +1
#6 - nationalanthem (12/05/2013) [-]
Lotro Ftw
#25 - **floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #5074… 12/05/2013 on Description +1
#6 - **floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #184 … 12/05/2013 on Grow up my little picture... -1
#52 - mfw this happens in the middle of a game 12/03/2013 on Yes. Please do. 0
#230 - I have made a terrible mistake. 12/02/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#229 - Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
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#245 - leal (12/02/2013) [-]
Your welcome.
#6 - This is perhaps, the only confession bear I can agree with. gg 12/01/2013 on (untitled) 0
#7 - **floydcalling rolled user leal ** My partner for the zomb…  [+] (84 new replies) 12/01/2013 on FJ in a nutshell +17
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#220 - drbrainbleach (12/02/2013) [-]
**drbrainbleach rolled user loonquawl ** lets go kick some ass
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#214 - megavoir (12/02/2013) [-]
**megavoir rolled user pandacore ** Let's go faggot.
#215 - pandacore (12/02/2013) [-]
you are wished luck by shibe
#217 - shibe (12/02/2013) [-]
shibecore

yes i have made this

yes my name is shibe

wow
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#249 - megavoir (05/22/2014) [-]
i find it strange looking at my old comments and finding you here
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#250 - shibe (05/22/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#218 - pandacore (12/02/2013) [-]
shibe-core
atlast
we can be together
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#212 - vegeta (12/01/2013) [-]
**vegeta rolled user heartlessrobot ** my partner.
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#238 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm with like, 3 other people as well.
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#239 - vegeta (12/02/2013) [-]
I swear to piss I'll slice your nuts off if you suddenly turn into David Morrissey and lose an eye.
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#240 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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#241 - vegeta (12/02/2013) [-]
you're a heartlessrobot!
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#207 - Sethorein (12/01/2013) [-]
**Sethorein rolled user obedientflyer ** welp apparently this is a thing now.
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#188 - leal (12/01/2013) [-]
have fun dying.
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#229 - floydcalling (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks.
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#245 - leal (12/02/2013) [-]
Your welcome.
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#187 - mattmuch (12/01/2013) [-]
You rolled the worst possible person
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#230 - floydcalling (12/02/2013) [-]
I have made a terrible mistake.
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#175 - zameckis (12/01/2013) [-]
**zameckis rolled user sequel **
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#178 - sequel (12/01/2013) [-]
zombie apocalypse 2
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#172 - kikomiaaa (12/01/2013) [-]
**kikomiaaa rolled user alexanderburns **

Let's go zombie hunting, bitch.
#161 - ceasario (12/01/2013) [-]
**ceasario rolled user bitchyouabitch ** mine's better
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#138 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
**zakaizer rolled user warzon ** Buddy, get your arse in here... And bring a gun or something, we're kinda out of them.
#231 - chubbisavior (12/02/2013) [-]
I see how it is
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#139 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
So I have to cover you and curveball? Good I need the practice.
Wait only one gun?
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#140 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
Well, more than one if you want, depends on how many you can carry.
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#141 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
All of the guns
all of them.
#142 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
Let's kick some zombie arse. Then go for a pint.
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#143 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't drink it would be a bad idea for the marksman to be drinking.
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#144 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
Fine... Dibs on your pint, besides, one isn't going to impair you that much, especially if it's some weak stuff like beer. But hey, your choice, I ain't gonna make you drink it.
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#145 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
Fair enough
Wait what type of zombies are we killing?
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#146 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
If it's England... Anything from Dawn of the Dead to Shaun of the Dead.

Be prepared for anything.
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#147 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
So load the mini nukes and stay away from bars unless one of us is bitten got it.


Never fought in England before.
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#205 - curveball (12/01/2013) [-]
Chill at my place with a pint and wait for it all to blow over.
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#206 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
That dint screw us over.
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#134 - theincrediblemrk (12/01/2013) [-]
**theincrediblemrk rolled user ImNotFunnyAtAll **
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#226 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (12/02/2013) [-]
Uh oh
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#227 - theincrediblemrk (12/02/2013) [-]
I hope you at least tell good jokes.
#127 - jazzyietheferret (12/01/2013) [-]
**jazzyietheferret rolled user heartlessrobot ** You and I are just going to fuck until it blows over.
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#128 - heartlessrobot (12/01/2013) [-]
Yes please!
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#125 - curveball (12/01/2013) [-]
**curveball rolled user warzon ** Rock and roll buddy.
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#126 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
Get me ammo and a position and you'll get a lot of dead.
#116 - powneriffic (12/01/2013) [-]
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#110 - misab (12/01/2013) [-]
**misab rolled user shippou ** mine
#113 - shippou (12/01/2013) [-]
lets go kill some zombies
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#109 - fuckthepopo (12/01/2013) [-]
**fuckthepopo rolled user cirruss ** Let's do this nigga
#232 - cirruss (12/02/2013) [-]
do what?
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#233 - fuckthepopo (12/02/2013) [-]
kick zombie ass.
#234 - cirruss (12/02/2013) [-]
Sweet. When do we start.
#235 - fuckthepopo (12/02/2013) [-]
Now.
#236 - cirruss (12/02/2013) [-]
Calling in an artillery strike.
#100 - anon (12/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user Sunset ** this guy is alone because I am anon
#95 - garroshhellscream (12/01/2013) [-]
**garroshhellscream rolled user newforomador ** Throm-Ka, you are the lucky one that gets to fight the Scourge along side your warchief. The Lich King sought to sow the seeds of fear. Let me be the first to show him the Horde fears nothing!
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#83 - leebobo (12/01/2013) [-]
**leebobo rolled user lorddrake **
lets show these homos how to fuck up some zombies!
#90 - lorddrake (12/01/2013) [-]
let's fukken do this mate.
#92 - leebobo (12/01/2013) [-]
yeah mate. seen any zombies around, have ya?
#93 - lorddrake (12/01/2013) [-]
**lorddrake rolled user mangostormlegend **

LOOK OUT
here's one!
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#94 - leebobo (12/01/2013) [-]
get it! hit it in the head with a cricket bat!
fuggin av im!
#237 - mangostormlegend (12/02/2013) [-]
*ominous trumpeting*
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#65 - feglol (12/01/2013) [-]
**feglol rolled user blackoutats ** my zombie apocalypse partner
#67 - feglol (12/01/2013) [-]
my partner has colored text.
Pretty sure im set.
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#112 - blackoutats (12/01/2013) [-]
Nope. You're screwed.
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#8 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
**destineddeity rolled user poorlyred **

My partner
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#9 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
Shiet
#10 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
We got this bro
#11 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
It's a good thing I'm an Espurr
#12 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
and I'm pretty skilled up close ;D
#13 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
Suspicious wink
#14 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
;#
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#19 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
Stahp staring at me like that

:c
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