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Date Signed Up:4/22/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#6 - I wish for dat ass  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2013 on No Espurrations. +2
User avatar #10 - playercz (10/25/2013) [-]
wtf theres e621/r34 even of that thing ?!
#20 - playercz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - floydcalling (10/25/2013) [-]
No exceptions, bro.
User avatar #21 - playercz (10/26/2013) [-]
hmm
#9 - vpngtn (10/25/2013) [-]
#2 - I'm glad I decided to start watching BrBa because now I can al…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Breaking Bart +1
User avatar #17 - majormoron (10/24/2013) [-]
Me too, plus its an awesome TV show.
#4 - >INB4 flagged for softcore suggestive porn. 10/21/2013 on Gribbled +1
#56 - Comment deleted 10/15/2013 on Poor Moe... +1
#21 - Yes, I know, I was making a joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on well played IT guy -1
User avatar #22 - theshade (10/14/2013) [-]
Oh, i miss understood, i saw that sentence with lacking grammar, i read it as "IT, what do you mean?" my bad
#3 - I T what you mean  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2013 on well played IT guy +5
#16 - devout feminist (10/14/2013) [-]
I T what you did there
User avatar #4 - theshade (10/14/2013) [-]
"IT" stands for "Information Technology", basically working with computers.
User avatar #21 - floydcalling (10/14/2013) [-]
Yes, I know, I was making a joke.
User avatar #22 - theshade (10/14/2013) [-]
Oh, i miss understood, i saw that sentence with lacking grammar, i read it as "IT, what do you mean?" my bad
#1123 - I like where this is going. 10/04/2013 on Sam from Supernatural 0
#27 - I didn't vote for the ******* .  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on None 0
User avatar #45 - vatra (10/04/2013) [-]
See below for an explanation about that.
#245 - I saw your name and knew it was time to answer the summons. 10/03/2013 on Ghost - click on it +2
#18 - Is this an actual location in every game? 09/24/2013 on Generations 0
#208 - SonicTeam likes fat chicks. 09/18/2013 on 15 pounds... 0
#111 - >For the most part. I do realize that there exist exc… 09/16/2013 on Fucking Gensixers 0
#47 - Pokemon have never been particularly original for the most par…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Fucking Gensixers +8
User avatar #98 - sqman (09/16/2013) [-]
Explain lugia
User avatar #116 - scytherkris (09/16/2013) [-]
"Lugia's origin is unclear. While it is regarded a legendary bird Pokémon, it also has elements of dragons, dinosaurs, and sea creatures. It is suggested that Ryūjin, a dragon who lived on the ocean floor and was the Shinto god of the sea, is a possible basis for Lugia. The two have similarities in mythology, and further evidence lies in Lugia's Shiny coloration: red and white are also the colors of the coral of which the Ryūgū-jō's palace was made. The beluga whale, a white whale with a similar body shape and coloration to Lugia, is also cited as a design source: at the very least, it may also form part of Lugia's name origin."

Basically a dragon-bird-whale
User avatar #111 - floydcalling (09/16/2013) [-]
>For the most part.
I do realize that there exist exceptions to the rule.
#26 - Hello newfriend  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on adrowningfish's profile 0
#27 - adrowningfish (09/16/2013) [-]
Hi
#36 - Woahohoho! Sorry cockgobler 09/14/2013 on Mmm +1
#31 - Bathysphere's. We're that much close to Bioshock.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Mmm +1
User avatar #35 - misterbatman (09/14/2013) [-]
Bathyspheres are already a thing, faggot
User avatar #36 - floydcalling (09/14/2013) [-]
Woahohoho! Sorry cockgobler
#81 - Why does anybody ******* care? The D wants what … 09/14/2013 on A normal day on the Internet +1
#398 - **floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #1271… 09/11/2013 on Facebook(∞) 0
#136 - Bugs Bunny would make an adept trap. 09/11/2013 on Cartoons 0
#46 - Wow. That was just... wow. 09/10/2013 on I dont want to know why +1
#9 - Comment deleted 09/10/2013 on Nyan Cat +3
#712 - "I am what I am in my ass" - KMFDM 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... 0
#59603 - You said you don't have insurance, right? Well, if I were you… 09/07/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#59575 - How much of your penis did you shear off? Depending on your a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #59596 - phanact (09/07/2013) [-]
About 23.192%
User avatar #59607 - bitchesdigcelestia (09/07/2013) [-]
wait
is that nigga for real VVVV
User avatar #59609 - phanact (09/07/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #59603 - floydcalling (09/07/2013) [-]
You said you don't have insurance, right? Well, if I were you, I would head immediately to the nearest free clinic. If that's not doable, I would disinfect the damaged area (you might want to take some painkillers) and cleanse the wound of blood. Apply medical tape, gauze, etc, really any sterile cloth like material you have lying around, and tape it. Keep in mind you want to keep blood flowing, so don't put yourself in a stranglehold.
#186 - eh? eh? ehhh?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Sexual +1
User avatar #189 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
that last one should stand there.. it's late around here.
#187 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
eh! eh! ehhh!
User avatar #188 - martyandtaylor (09/05/2013) [-]
love eloquent conversations
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#57 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #57 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
U avn a giggle m8? I'll bash yer fookn ed in i swer on me mum
User avatar #59 to #58 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
i swer on ur mum last night. :3
User avatar #60 to #59 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
you bastard or bitch! I oughtta give you a piece of my mind or penis
User avatar #61 to #60 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
let me in or on your head.
User avatar #62 to #61 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
#55 - funnyisme (01/24/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #56 to #55 - floydcalling (01/25/2014) [-]
Nah, bruh.
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