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Steam Profile: IncubationNation
Consoles Owned: PS3, Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: All.
Date Signed Up:4/22/2011
Last Login:9/21/2014
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#83 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 01/28/2014 on *I move away from the mic... -3
#145 - holmesc (09/02/2014) [-]
nigga please
#107 - coldfusion (01/28/2014) [-]
You haven't watched Chocolate rain?

Here's the link if you haven't:
"Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday
User avatar #146 - floydcalling (09/03/2014) [-]
haha funny. go fuck yourself
User avatar #91 - destineddeity (01/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #96 - floydcalling (01/28/2014) [-]
I don't know what I expected.
User avatar #97 - destineddeity (01/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to Dave.
#20 - The Nuckelavee. This is a faery.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on boogy boo!! list (myth list) +4
#70 - applescryatnight (01/27/2014) [-]
"let me in dude, im a faery"
User avatar #31 - thechosentroll (01/27/2014) [-]
It's fucking metal is what it is.
#119 - **floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #113 …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on gigity gigity -3
#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
stfu
#124 - fagnut (01/27/2014) [-]
Thats a good face
#56 - Nah, bruh. 01/25/2014 on floydcalling's profile 0
#78 - Thank you for saying it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on I said this to my mother 0
User avatar #94 - butterisgood (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah, it was such an unpopular opinion that needed saying!
#37 - I saw this on e621.  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Sad Sylveon +30
#240 - Javapenguin (01/13/2014) [-]
#205 - monsquaz (01/12/2014) [-]
#198 - granodd (01/12/2014) [-]
#189 - bluewafflekisser (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm fapped and loaded
User avatar #123 - WhiteCrayon (01/12/2014) [-]
Dam it I just got out of the NSFW section.
#107 - ohhh has deleted their comment.
#100 - dinonator (01/12/2014) [-]
fuck CoC
User avatar #195 - keltainenlumi (01/12/2014) [-]
TiTS will be upon us soon
#98 - rdobet (01/12/2014) [-]
Congratulations
#45 - wafflelord (01/11/2014) [-]
#96 - johrny (01/12/2014) [-]
I needed to see that!
#36 - Comment deleted 01/11/2014 on Sad Sylveon 0
#28 - As explained below, they are called Sergals, they're a fiction… 01/07/2014 on oh so pun -2
#3 - That was just... terrible.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2014 on oh so pun +2
User avatar #5 - waffies (01/06/2014) [-]
what ARE those things? and what are they from? i've seen pictures of em everywhere but never their origin
User avatar #28 - floydcalling (01/07/2014) [-]
As explained below, they are called Sergals, they're a fictional sentient furry creature.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2014) [-]
Those are called Sergals. They are a made up race from a story by a Furry.
(source: I was once a furry)
#14 - sanguinesolitude (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - waffies (01/06/2014) [-]
well shit, they really spread out from there to have so many artists drawing them. Thanks
#99 - The way that stick man is humping that Logic makes it appear t… 12/29/2013 on The Woman I Love 0
#27 - For someone just starting Evangelion, is there anything I shou…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on Pen² +2
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/24/2013) [-]
Just pay attention to what's being said, 'cause it doesn't spoon feed the plot at all - the plot is reasonably complex, the symbolism and biblical allusions are as shallow as a puddle so feel free to completely ignore them.
Also, Shinji doesn't man up for more than two minutes, so don't make the mistake of watching the entire thing expecting him to take the whole world on his shoulders. He's a whiny, angsty, little faggot, and a surprisingly well done character for an anime.
#70 - Mfw when I turn on webcam 12/13/2013 on Selfies +2
#34 - Picture 12/12/2013 on Me next week -1
#5 - Picture 12/10/2013 on The Glove Is On 0
#8 - Watch this gif and listen to Stylo at the same time. It is od… 12/10/2013 on MFW feeding 0
#233 - 1. "Look around you, what is left for you? You are no b… 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! 0
#95 - Science is the **** . Keeping life cool and whatnot. 12/09/2013 on This week in science 0
#4 - Not Lotro. I started a dwarf character and I'm beating the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on It sucks at first +1
#6 - nationalanthem (12/05/2013) [-]
Lotro Ftw
#25 - **floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #5074… 12/05/2013 on Description +1
#6 - **floydcalling rolled a random image posted in comment #184 … 12/05/2013 on Grow up my little picture... -1
#52 - mfw this happens in the middle of a game 12/03/2013 on Yes. Please do. 0
#230 - I have made a terrible mistake. 12/02/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#229 - Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
User avatar #245 - leal (12/02/2013) [-]
Your welcome.
#6 - This is perhaps, the only confession bear I can agree with. gg 12/01/2013 on (untitled) 0
#7 - **floydcalling rolled user leal ** My partner for the zomb…  [+] (84 new replies) 12/01/2013 on FJ in a nutshell +17
User avatar #220 - drbrainbleach (12/02/2013) [-]
**drbrainbleach rolled user loonquawl ** lets go kick some ass
User avatar #214 - megavoir (12/02/2013) [-]
**megavoir rolled user pandacore ** Let's go faggot.
#215 - pandacore (12/02/2013) [-]
you are wished luck by shibe
#217 - shibe (12/02/2013) [-]
shibecore

yes i have made this

yes my name is shibe

wow
User avatar #249 - megavoir (05/22/2014) [-]
i find it strange looking at my old comments and finding you here
User avatar #250 - shibe (05/22/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #218 - pandacore (12/02/2013) [-]
shibe-core
atlast
we can be together
User avatar #212 - vegeta (12/01/2013) [-]
**vegeta rolled user heartlessrobot ** my partner.
User avatar #238 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm with like, 3 other people as well.
User avatar #239 - vegeta (12/02/2013) [-]
I swear to piss I'll slice your nuts off if you suddenly turn into David Morrissey and lose an eye.
User avatar #240 - heartlessrobot (12/02/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #241 - vegeta (12/02/2013) [-]
you're a heartlessrobot!
User avatar #207 - Sethorein (12/01/2013) [-]
**Sethorein rolled user obedientflyer ** welp apparently this is a thing now.
User avatar #188 - leal (12/01/2013) [-]
have fun dying.
User avatar #229 - floydcalling (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #245 - leal (12/02/2013) [-]
Your welcome.
User avatar #187 - mattmuch (12/01/2013) [-]
You rolled the worst possible person
User avatar #230 - floydcalling (12/02/2013) [-]
I have made a terrible mistake.
User avatar #175 - zameckis (12/01/2013) [-]
**zameckis rolled user sequel **
User avatar #178 - sequel (12/01/2013) [-]
zombie apocalypse 2
User avatar #172 - kikomiaaa (12/01/2013) [-]
**kikomiaaa rolled user alexanderburns **

Let's go zombie hunting, bitch.
#161 - ceasario (12/01/2013) [-]
**ceasario rolled user bitchyouabitch ** mine's better
User avatar #138 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
**zakaizer rolled user warzon ** Buddy, get your arse in here... And bring a gun or something, we're kinda out of them.
#231 - chubbisavior (12/02/2013) [-]
I see how it is
User avatar #139 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
So I have to cover you and curveball? Good I need the practice.
Wait only one gun?
User avatar #140 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
Well, more than one if you want, depends on how many you can carry.
User avatar #141 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
All of the guns
all of them.
#142 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
Let's kick some zombie arse. Then go for a pint.
User avatar #143 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't drink it would be a bad idea for the marksman to be drinking.
User avatar #144 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
Fine... Dibs on your pint, besides, one isn't going to impair you that much, especially if it's some weak stuff like beer. But hey, your choice, I ain't gonna make you drink it.
User avatar #145 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
Fair enough
Wait what type of zombies are we killing?
User avatar #146 - zakaizer (12/01/2013) [-]
If it's England... Anything from Dawn of the Dead to Shaun of the Dead.

Be prepared for anything.
User avatar #147 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
So load the mini nukes and stay away from bars unless one of us is bitten got it.


Never fought in England before.
User avatar #205 - curveball (12/01/2013) [-]
Chill at my place with a pint and wait for it all to blow over.
User avatar #206 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
That dint screw us over.
User avatar #134 - theincrediblemrk (12/01/2013) [-]
**theincrediblemrk rolled user ImNotFunnyAtAll **
User avatar #226 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (12/02/2013) [-]
Uh oh
User avatar #227 - theincrediblemrk (12/02/2013) [-]
I hope you at least tell good jokes.
#127 - jazzyietheferret (12/01/2013) [-]
**jazzyietheferret rolled user heartlessrobot ** You and I are just going to fuck until it blows over.
User avatar #128 - heartlessrobot (12/01/2013) [-]
Yes please!
User avatar #125 - curveball (12/01/2013) [-]
**curveball rolled user warzon ** Rock and roll buddy.
User avatar #126 - warzon (12/01/2013) [-]
Get me ammo and a position and you'll get a lot of dead.
#116 - powneriffic (12/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 - misab (12/01/2013) [-]
**misab rolled user shippou ** mine
#113 - shippou (12/01/2013) [-]
lets go kill some zombies
User avatar #109 - fuckthepopo (12/01/2013) [-]
**fuckthepopo rolled user cirruss ** Let's do this nigga
#232 - cirruss (12/02/2013) [-]
do what?
User avatar #233 - fuckthepopo (12/02/2013) [-]
kick zombie ass.
#234 - cirruss (12/02/2013) [-]
Sweet. When do we start.
#235 - fuckthepopo (12/02/2013) [-]
Now.
#236 - cirruss (12/02/2013) [-]
Calling in an artillery strike.
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user Sunset ** this guy is alone because I am anon
#95 - garroshhellscream (12/01/2013) [-]
**garroshhellscream rolled user newforomador ** Throm-Ka, you are the lucky one that gets to fight the Scourge along side your warchief. The Lich King sought to sow the seeds of fear. Let me be the first to show him the Horde fears nothing!
User avatar #83 - leebobo (12/01/2013) [-]
**leebobo rolled user lorddrake **
lets show these homos how to fuck up some zombies!
#90 - lorddrake (12/01/2013) [-]
let's fukken do this mate.
#92 - leebobo (12/01/2013) [-]
yeah mate. seen any zombies around, have ya?
#93 - lorddrake (12/01/2013) [-]
**lorddrake rolled user mangostormlegend **

LOOK OUT
here's one!
User avatar #94 - leebobo (12/01/2013) [-]
get it! hit it in the head with a cricket bat!
fuggin av im!
#237 - mangostormlegend (12/02/2013) [-]
*ominous trumpeting*
User avatar #65 - feglol (12/01/2013) [-]
**feglol rolled user blackoutats ** my zombie apocalypse partner
#67 - feglol (12/01/2013) [-]
my partner has colored text.
Pretty sure im set.
User avatar #112 - blackoutats (12/01/2013) [-]
Nope. You're screwed.
User avatar #8 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
**destineddeity rolled user poorlyred **

My partner
User avatar #9 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
Shiet
#10 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
We got this bro
#11 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
It's a good thing I'm an Espurr
#12 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
and I'm pretty skilled up close ;D
#13 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
Suspicious wink
#14 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
;#
#15 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
#16 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
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#18 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
#19 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
Stahp staring at me like that

:c
#20 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
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#26 - destineddeity (12/01/2013) [-]
#61 - timelimit (12/01/2013) [-]
#27 - poorlyred (12/01/2013) [-]
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#57 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #57 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
U avn a giggle m8? I'll bash yer fookn ed in i swer on me mum
User avatar #59 to #58 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
i swer on ur mum last night. :3
User avatar #60 to #59 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
you bastard or bitch! I oughtta give you a piece of my mind or penis
User avatar #61 to #60 - ThexD (06/07/2014) [-]
let me in or on your head.
User avatar #62 to #61 - floydcalling (06/07/2014) [-]
u wot m8?
#55 - funnyisme (01/24/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #56 to #55 - floydcalling (01/25/2014) [-]
Nah, bruh.
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