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floran

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why does the floran have big tits? because she got...Implants :Dcomment
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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/12/2014
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Floran

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#16 - you need help, professional help  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on FJ got me laid 0
#18 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
F-Floran... Not now... PM if you wanna do lewd stuff...
#12 - thanks  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ got me laid 0
#13 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait what the fuck am I doing... I'm being nice to you...
TITS OR GTFO YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING THEMED ACCOUNT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY PIXEL-BULLSHIT GAME! KILL YOURSELF! PLANTS SUCK ASS AND I HOPE VEGANS GENOCIDE YOU!!!
#16 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
you need help, professional help
#18 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
F-Floran... Not now... PM if you wanna do lewd stuff...
#10 - **floran used "*roll picture*"** **floran rolled image ** …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ got me laid +1
#11 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** Holy fug nice roll floran I congratulate you!
#12 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks
#13 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait what the fuck am I doing... I'm being nice to you...
TITS OR GTFO YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING THEMED ACCOUNT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY PIXEL-BULLSHIT GAME! KILL YOURSELF! PLANTS SUCK ASS AND I HOPE VEGANS GENOCIDE YOU!!!
#16 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
you need help, professional help
#18 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
F-Floran... Not now... PM if you wanna do lewd stuff...
#7 - your roll is...I hate you tara  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ got me laid 0
#9 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** D-Don't stare!
#10 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll picture*"**
**floran rolled image** I do what I want
#11 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** Holy fug nice roll floran I congratulate you!
#12 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks
#13 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait what the fuck am I doing... I'm being nice to you...
TITS OR GTFO YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING THEMED ACCOUNT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY PIXEL-BULLSHIT GAME! KILL YOURSELF! PLANTS SUCK ASS AND I HOPE VEGANS GENOCIDE YOU!!!
#16 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
you need help, professional help
#18 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
F-Floran... Not now... PM if you wanna do lewd stuff...
#5 - **floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **floran rolls Out…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ got me laid +1
#6 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** haha you and your bad luck floran!
you're such a nigger!
#7 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
your roll is...I hate you tara
#9 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** D-Don't stare!
#10 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll picture*"**
**floran rolled image** I do what I want
#11 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** Holy fug nice roll floran I congratulate you!
#12 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks
#13 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait what the fuck am I doing... I'm being nice to you...
TITS OR GTFO YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING THEMED ACCOUNT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY PIXEL-BULLSHIT GAME! KILL YOURSELF! PLANTS SUCK ASS AND I HOPE VEGANS GENOCIDE YOU!!!
#16 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
you need help, professional help
#18 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
F-Floran... Not now... PM if you wanna do lewd stuff...
#4 - **floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **floran rolls Con…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ got me laid +1
#5 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**floran rolls Outlook good**
#6 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** haha you and your bad luck floran!
you're such a nigger!
#7 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
your roll is...I hate you tara
#9 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** D-Don't stare!
#10 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll picture*"**
**floran rolled image** I do what I want
#11 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** Holy fug nice roll floran I congratulate you!
#12 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks
#13 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait what the fuck am I doing... I'm being nice to you...
TITS OR GTFO YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING THEMED ACCOUNT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY PIXEL-BULLSHIT GAME! KILL YOURSELF! PLANTS SUCK ASS AND I HOPE VEGANS GENOCIDE YOU!!!
#16 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
you need help, professional help
#18 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
F-Floran... Not now... PM if you wanna do lewd stuff...
#2 - **floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **floran rolls Con…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ got me laid +9
#14 - logicalcommonsense (01/09/2016) [-]
We're watching ironclad right. We're both sitting in computer chairs next to each other. I haven't held her hand yet. I asked her if she likes watching Netflix a lot.

What do I say?
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#17 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**floran rolls Work comfortably (or walk down a public street) without the fear of sexual harassment**tell her about how you <-
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#19 - logicalcommonsense (01/09/2016) [-]
Before this movie we both got coffee from starbucks. She said her stomach was upset cause she drank it too fast.

I told her I drank mine really fast too and said," don't be a bitch" and she slapped me. I thought I was making a joke... not going well how do I fix this
#37 - joppo (01/10/2016) [-]
1: dont sit on funnyjunk when you netflix and chill dude!
2: stomach upset, avoid anal.
3: go for a horror movie or do something that she isnt ok with, girls like to feel safe in your arms!
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#31 - thesunpraiser (01/10/2016) [-]
Jesus OP you dun fucked up.
#20 - floran (01/10/2016) [-]
don't tell a girl she a bitch even if she a bitch
#4 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**floran rolls Concentrate and ask again**
#5 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**floran rolls Outlook good**
#6 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** haha you and your bad luck floran!
you're such a nigger!
#7 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
your roll is...I hate you tara
#9 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** D-Don't stare!
#10 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
**floran used "*roll picture*"**
**floran rolled image** I do what I want
#11 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** Holy fug nice roll floran I congratulate you!
#12 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks
#13 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait what the fuck am I doing... I'm being nice to you...
TITS OR GTFO YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING THEMED ACCOUNT! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY PIXEL-BULLSHIT GAME! KILL YOURSELF! PLANTS SUCK ASS AND I HOPE VEGANS GENOCIDE YOU!!!
#16 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
you need help, professional help
#18 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
F-Floran... Not now... PM if you wanna do lewd stuff...
#17 - Picture 01/09/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 9/9 +8
#11 - every morning is too much, it has to be like once a week only … 01/09/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 9/9 +2
#4 - last one, pee is actually good for plants in small doses. Nitr…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 9/9 +21
#51 - dwarfboy (01/10/2016) [-]
My father The complete psychopath that he was had us pissing in jugs and letting it ferment so we could 'treat' the plants with it.

my father was the smartest and most fucking retarded person I know
#69 - rollfourexplain (01/10/2016) [-]
So how did it turn out?
#91 - dwarfboy (01/10/2016) [-]
Didn't work for a multitude of reasons.

First off being that we never actually fucking used it because my dad has the attention span of a five year old

Second off that our garden ALSO never fucking worked because of how big he made it (The weeds had grown taller than him. A nearly 7 foot tall giant)

Third off being that he never actually HELPED with the garden and just told us to take care of it.

The piss certainly fermented though. Probably toxic, but we'll never know.
#29 - lulusaurus (01/10/2016) [-]
What the piss is this shit.
#40 - floran (01/10/2016) [-]
Yordles doing yordle stuff
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#13 - vigilum (01/09/2016) [-]
Another one of your fetishes revealed.
#17 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
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#8 - brothergrimm (01/09/2016) [-]
One of my friends had a sapling outside of his house that he pissed on every morning.... After like 2-3 months, all grass around it was dead and the sapling was black like it had been burned. I told him to drink less monster.
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#11 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
every morning is too much, it has to be like once a week only on the dirt around and after it is big enough to handle the burn...and yeah, monster is like liquid cancer.
#42 - old enough 01/09/2016 on social experiment +7
#1546917 - sure, haven't get it yet  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1546971 - Virt (01/09/2016) [-]
sweet!
well i hope it turns out nice
#1546763 - I remember ************* Roxanne, but no is part of a L… 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#1546752 - use google pixie undercut: Soule's haircut Regula…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1546762 - Virt (01/09/2016) [-]
oh sweet
would you show us your haircut? : o
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#1546917 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
sure, haven't get it yet
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#1546971 - Virt (01/09/2016) [-]
sweet!
well i hope it turns out nice
#1546741 - no, is Zyra  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1546743 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
go watch the movie and wait for the scen where she's holding some books. you'll see what i mean
#1546763 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
I remember motherfucking Roxanne, but no is part of a LoL comic unless the autor based it on her
#1546724 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1546736 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
is that pic based off of that chick from a A Goofy movie?
#1546741 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
no, is Zyra
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#1546743 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
go watch the movie and wait for the scen where she's holding some books. you'll see what i mean
#1546763 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
I remember motherfucking Roxanne, but no is part of a LoL comic unless the autor based it on her
#1546734 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
we cant all be pretty
#1546673 - designed by Hugo BOSS 1942 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
#1546638 - looking for haircuts, mfw pixie hairstyle also …  [+] (15 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom +2
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#1546872 - indigenouslotion (01/09/2016) [-]
Undercut's are cool. They seem to be really popular nowadays
#1546742 - Virt (01/09/2016) [-]
i dont understand anything about hair
#1546752 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
use google
pixie undercut: Soule's haircut

Regular undercut: >>#1546673 German haircut
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#1546762 - Virt (01/09/2016) [-]
oh sweet
would you show us your haircut? : o
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#1546917 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
sure, haven't get it yet
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#1546971 - Virt (01/09/2016) [-]
sweet!
well i hope it turns out nice
User avatar
#1546714 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
unless you're ugly that'll look good

u ugly?
#1546724 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
User avatar
#1546736 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
is that pic based off of that chick from a A Goofy movie?
#1546741 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
no, is Zyra
User avatar
#1546743 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
go watch the movie and wait for the scen where she's holding some books. you'll see what i mean
#1546763 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
I remember motherfucking Roxanne, but no is part of a LoL comic unless the autor based it on her
#1546734 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
we cant all be pretty
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#1546645 - kaelthor (01/09/2016) [-]
Undercuts look pretty good
#1546673 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
designed by Hugo BOSS 1942
#1546614 - Picture 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom +1
#1546613 - 142.. most are porn links  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1546615 - thimmiee (01/09/2016) [-]
nice
#47 - Picture 01/09/2016 on The Obvious Answer +6
#1546508 - Should be able to pick 2 or 3  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1546511 - joshlol (01/09/2016) [-]
tbh I was expecting laptops to dominate

how surprising
#1546496 - Except i dont like anime and im skinny :c  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom 0
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#1553622 - andra (01/11/2016) [-]
omg same
#1546382 - I prefer rainforests cold 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom +1
#1546378 - Im in lesbians with her  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on FJ Backroom +1
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#1546404 - andra (01/09/2016) [-]
so youre saying that youre a fat ugly weeb
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#1546496 - floran (01/09/2016) [-]
Except i dont like anime and im skinny :c
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#1553622 - andra (01/11/2016) [-]
omg same
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User avatar #1354 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Can I urinate on you
#1355 to #1354 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
No way José
User avatar #1356 to #1355 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm doing it anyways
#1357 to #1356 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Floran ssstab ssstab
Floran ssstab ssstab
#1359 to #1358 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
And that is how Twi lost his dick
#1360 to #1359 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
I guess it's a good thing I never had one
#1361 to #1360 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You said you were a futa before
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
It's a clit not a dick
#1363 to #1362 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
That is not how any of it works. You get Double ssstabed for being dumb
#1364 to #1363 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh have I got some freaky porn to show you my friend
#1365 to #1364 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Porn and sstab? This sounds bad
#1366 to #1365 - twi (01/10/2016) [-]
Please stop stabbing me
#1367 to #1366 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
For now
#1352 - argoniantits (01/08/2016) [-]
Prepare your plantus
#1353 to #1352 - floran ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I...wat?
User avatar #1333 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Well thx for all the free porn. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our fap pleasure.
#1334 to #1333 - floran ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
it was fun for a while, but is demanding to do something in a schedule...plus I ran out of stuff to post
User avatar #1335 to #1334 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Hey people are already happy you did all that for us. But of course if you don't want to do it anymore no-one will hold it against you.
User avatar #1327 - twi (01/01/2016) [-]
Love me
#1328 to #1327 - floran ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
my heart ran out of sap, no love left to give
#1329 to #1328 - twi (01/02/2016) [-]
How get more sap?
How get more sap?
#1330 to #1329 - floran ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I dunno, probably professional help and therapy
#1331 to #1330 - twi (01/02/2016) [-]
plant waaaiifuuu
plant waaaiifuuu
#1336 to #1332 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh **** me floran! Cum all that sap inside my hairy pussy and make me your biiiiitch! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
#1344 to #1342 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
you like Jojo, nothing could be worse than that
#1346 to #1344 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
...How does a great anime compare to some ****** "retro"-esque western video game?
#1348 to #1346 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Because Undertale makes sense while JoJo is just castlevania but 300% more homoerotic
Because Undertale makes sense while JoJo is just castlevania but 300% more homoerotic
#1349 to #1348 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
...Makes more sense?
How?
And how does that make it a better game...
.... You do realize there are EIGHT JoJo parts right? Not just Phantom Blood ... Which is amazing and doesn't really have anything to do with Castlevania , since Dio as a vampire isn't mythical at all .
#1350 to #1349 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
only watched 2 episodes, boring as ****
#1351 to #1350 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
God you're a vapid cunt
I really am glad I don't have your mentality
if it isn't a ****** , lazily-made pixel ******** but hey it brings back memories rightxD game for you to jump around like an adhd-middle-schooler it's "boring as ****** right?
User avatar #1318 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I have bought starbound. And started playing as glitch. and monkey. and floran.
#1319 to #1318 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Floran massster race
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Well they are fun. But not as fun as killing the monkey people with glitch.

Also why is everyone a slave to the *great monkey*?
#1321 to #1320 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
coz sssilly monkeys are too boring to live by themselves, unlike Floran who look for the ultimate freedom and ssself dependence
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Why yes. Also if i kill them do i get there weapons?

Also glitches do the same thing right? Wanting freedom and independence?
#1323 to #1322 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
machine and Floran are actually neutral at each other, both get the waysss of battle and conquer.

but they are more "honor" thing about their fights, as Floran is more sssport like or fun of it
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Well it is quite cool to see. Both being the opposite and still being the neutral to each other.

Well haven't seen much of that yet. But can you get weapons from the monkey guards?
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - floran ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
no :C
weapons can be found on crates nearby tho
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I only got a flame thrower and a sword that can teleport. Just by luck.
#1305 - xfishy ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
#1307 to #1305 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Best
Friend
Floran
...
Salsa
#1309 to #1307 - xfishy ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Salsa dancing?
#1311 to #1309 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
taco salsa!
#1304 - axxein (12/26/2015) [-]
hello plant
#1337 to #1304 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Hello McBurd
#1306 to #1304 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #1308 to #1306 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
hello. How are you? You seem cool
#1310 to #1308 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I am sick...why are you saying that?
User avatar #1312 to #1310 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
i dunno, why not? you're cool on the board.

everyone is sick lately.
#1313 to #1312 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
probably because winter, for me is the little sleep and lots of work I get also mixing the 41°C heat of the beach with the 20°C cold of the bus.

User avatar #1314 to #1313 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
yeah, that'll do it.

don't overwork yourself to hard
#1315 to #1314 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
already thinking this will be my last year in that job, I am just so tired of it.
#1316 to #1315 - axxein (12/28/2015) [-]
grats. just remember to find something else before you quit. Monotony can kill anyone. Hopefully you can do the thing.

what do you do?
#1317 to #1316 - floran ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
tour guide in a tropical island
#1302 - Sperit ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas
User avatar #1338 to #1303 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
FLORAN PLEASE HELP SPERIT HE CAN'T WAKE UP
User avatar #1341 to #1338 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
good
User avatar #1343 to #1341 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
why so mean ? ;(
#1299 - argoniantits (12/24/2015) [-]
Merry chrsitmas you stupid plant beautiful flower
#1340 to #1299 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Y-You like floran too?
#1345 to #1340 - floran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
don't make me block you again
#1347 to #1345 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
b-but I'm bein' nice...
#1301 to #1299 - floran ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
merry jew in a stick spawn commemoration
User avatar #1294 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Hey cutie. How ya doing? how is life going?
#1295 to #1294 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
not much, I feel...neutral I guess
unhappy but not depressed.

life well, going to work all christmas till new year...considering that my last days in that work
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Ooh? That sucks. but hopefully you will get a better job after the one you got now.
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
yeah, looking for someone more adventurous and risky, like bungee, canopy or skydiving.

right now I feel like a mix of plane stewardess and scort but without the sex part
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Well. That does sound pretty damm cool to do. But how are you going to manage that?

It would be better with the sex part wouldn't it?
User avatar #1300 to #1298 - floran ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
well looking for the right contacts, of course.
that or do some "voluntary" work first to learn the stuff

it would make it more interesting
User avatar #1292 - Byte (12/23/2015) [-]
Hello best plant. Would you care to join me in the feasting of many piles of flesh and bone?
#1293 to #1292 - floran ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
sssure
#1281 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
plant!
#1282 to #1281 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
cat girl
#1283 to #1282 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
whats up?
#1284 to #1283 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
well not much, will go out with friends to an anime cafe later
#1285 to #1284 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
neat never knew those things existed
neat never knew those things existed
#1286 to #1285 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
really? they are really popular all over the world where weeaboos exist

I don't even like anime, but the food is great and the cocktails amazing...plus waitress use a tiny maid outfit
#1287 to #1286 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
i have a mighty need for waitress in tiny maid outfit but nah not a lot here in the states
#1288 to #1287 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
probably for the lack of tiny girls that fit in the anime look and in less that a day it would be sued cos "tiny outfit is exploiting female body" or some **** like that
#1289 to #1288 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
probs heh welp time to move
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - floran ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
there was a time I wanted to move to US, then tumblr and "anti-terror" laws happened

#1291 to #1290 - zealotgold ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
true but i love my guns so i dont really mind at all
User avatar #1265 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
So how does the new PC feel?
#1266 to #1265 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
first time I am in love with a machine
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
That means that the love for machines was always there.
#1268 to #1267 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
negatory, Floran dislike machines in general. Gears and metal are cold and uncooperative, I don't trust it
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
But you still love your PC.

How does that work?
#1270 to #1269 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
buy it pre-build, so didn't have to deal with make it work. Also so far it does I what I want it to do, unlike most machines that do what they want. I don't like te feel of using machines like cars or motorcycles, I would rather ride a horse.

Live things can be talk to, they feel and there is a connection, machines don't connect to feelings so you can't negotiate with them
User avatar #1271 to #1270 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
But machines are absolute. When you have them as ally they do not betray you. They are programmed in such a way that they only do specific orders.

Also good to hear the pc is working as intended.
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
machines can betray you at any moment, they don't care for sides. A virus can **** it up, they can be reprogrammed to serve other things. wouldn't trust a being without soul.
haven't played Fallout4, so I dunno if I would save those machines yet

things aside, this pc is a huge upgrade. my laptop had a intel hd 3000 and this pc has a Nvidia GTX 960
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
That is a huuuuge upgrade. Means you can play a lot more games now. Which is quite cool.



Well do note that your kind can betray each other just as much. At least machines don't swich sides whenever they feel like it. That can only happen if other people **** with it. In which it isn't there fault.
#1274 to #1273 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm a people's plant, I can deal with people easily and talk my way out of almost anything.
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Well.

I am pretty sure *talking* with you is more you raping them to get out of a situation. Cause let's be honest. you would kill everyone if you had the chance.
#1276 to #1275 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
caught me, can't ssstab, ssseduce or ssscare machines
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
That would explain why you like humans *aka meatbags* so much. Can do all 3 without any problem. Well of course except for me. But now i know your secrets.
#1278 to #1277 - floran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
meatbagsss love Floran funbagsss
meatbagsss love Floran funbagsss
User avatar #1280 to #1278 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Also thx for the weekly porn.
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Being fair

Meatbags love all kinds of funbags. Not just those of floran. Sometimes i think they love them a little bit to much. And well that is a + for florans. machines don't have funbags. No real ones anyway.
#1258 - giffythetoad (12/09/2015) [-]
Check out my ass.
#1259 to #1258 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
too lewd
#1261 to #1260 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
dat jpeg quality
#1263 to #1262 - floran ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
dem pixels
User avatar #1254 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - floran ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #1256 to #1255 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Sorry was bored so sent a Rawrrrr xD messege to those who commented on the raaaawwrr post
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - floran ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
oh, now I remember it
User avatar #1252 - xfishy ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
ay floran, you still play starbound/looking forward to these upcoming updates?
#1243 to #1242 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
suck my bbc
#1244 to #1243 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
S-Stop floran... T-That's too much.... I don't want it! I SAID ******* STO-*SLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
#1246 to #1245 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
Lmao that comic was so ******* furry
I know you like furry dykes floran , but how 'bout you go str8 with me tonite?
#1247 to #1246 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
negatory
muscle furry chicks 4eva
#1248 to #1247 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
lmao wat
Kiss me
#1250 to #1249 - tarabostes (11/27/2015) [-]
GIF
But ... I never said anything about soda... STOP POSTING ****** UNDERTALE MEMES! STARBOUND ******** WAS TOUGH ENOUGH!
#1251 to #1250 - floran ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
both then
#1233 to #1231 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
sup
sup
#1235 to #1233 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
thanksgiving break bby
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
for me is work season, already got called for this weekend and worked 4 days last week

if all goes well I may get a new PC for December
#1237 to #1236 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
oo nice, I need to update my graphics card so i can have a chance to play fallout 4

I also did a drawing stream on twitch not too long ago
it went oko link if you want to watch www.twitch.tv/bizzareslam/v/26653527
the first part was when I was waiting for a request to happen and started doodling
#1240 to #1237 - floran ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
you getting better...going to sleep now

finally fixed my sleep times to naturally wake up at 3 am
#1241 to #1240 - bizzareslam (11/26/2015) [-]
better is always good
im aiming on actually making a comic too

goodnoo
#1229 - Sperit ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #1232 to #1230 - Sperit ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
a free hug can't you ******* read?
User avatar #1238 to #1234 - Sperit ONLINE (11/26/2015) [-]
#1225 - zealotgold ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
hai plant
#1226 to #1225 - floran ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
is 5 am, finally over that 4 days of work in a row
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - zealotgold ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
time too relax then!!
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - floran ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
breakfast, games and not move a muscle, but seems like I got used to wake up this early now
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