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| #4 - you lost your soul, noone won [+] (1 new reply) | 20 hours ago on Signal the husband | +10 |
| #1 - watching genocide route like [+] (12 new replies) | 21 hours ago on Signal the husband | +24 |
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itsgnar (20 hours ago) [-] I did neutral to get started. I did True Pacifist to get the good ending. I did Genocide for the challenge, not for the sake of killing them. I did a Soulless Pacifist to make things right after that. As long as you're the player you can make it up for them or fuck it up. That's your choice. That's basically what the game tries to show you: as a player, you have unlimited power. I may have killed them all but it was only once and I brought them back using the magic you call "reset". #12 -
itsgnar (20 hours ago) [-] You bring them back, your soul is corrupted, yes. But, you can edit the files of the hame to make that statement false because, again, it's within the realm of possibilities as a player. And either if you make a souless pacifist, flowey tells you shit is fine in there and that you shouldn't reset because everyone's happy. "But should you trust Flowey?" Yes. Why would he lie at this point? He became Asriel and made his mind back together. Flowey simply acts on self-interest, he's not actually evil. Your actions have repercussions but that doesn't mean you can't do something about it. #25 -
hueduebue (1 hour ago) [-] But thats not the message. All that aside toby tries to explain to you via the game you choose to do your own path and the consequence is not meant to be below you. It tries to say for genocide your actions are you choosing to kill because...why? well many do it just because they can to see what happens. Others probably just go idk. Try not to treat it as if its a challenge. Because if you think about what toby tries to get through your head during it. He makes a good point and somewhere in all of it. When you do the best ending flowey tells you something and i understood that as toby telling you that if you got your happy ending then leave it be don't reset just to do something else like genocide. Basically let go don't abuse your power to simply try something else. I think the shit gets engrained in our heads that we sometimes miss the exact point of in this case toby tries to explain via undertale and specifically the various things that ends up happening due to your actions. Its interesting to think about. I did a pure genocide run first. sense I'd already seen enough spoilers about the game I wasn't concerned about being a pacifist. I wanted to see if it really was as hard to do as people said. Then I went and had to fix my game cause I felt bad at the ending. Went through true pacifist. Haven't touched it sense. | ||
| #13 - there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish [+] (5 new replies) | 21 hours ago on oy vey | +5 |
| Not necessarily. Being jewish does not make you evil. But jews as a race are evil. There are good jews. There are good Africans too. And people think I am a bigot. | ||
| #41 - never forguetti | 21 hours ago on Taking the kid for a walk | +6 |
| #101 - she got kawaii'd [+] (3 new replies) | 21 hours ago on Depression | 0 |
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| #3 - I tried to start the video [+] (2 new replies) | 22 hours ago on Lewd | +73 |
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| #29 - like the logo on a brand, is for easy recognition. | 23 hours ago on Don't Funnyjunk and drive | +22 |
| #48 - Picture | 23 hours ago on Depression | +13 |
| #45 - because you are licking the wrong yordle [+] (10 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Depression | +26 |
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anon (22 hours ago) [-] Bandlebro. Has bro in the name, but the artist is female. Somewhat attractive. | ||
| #87 - you are my hero | 01/11/2016 on Shitty Battlestations Comp | +9 |
| #70 - eh good thing I am sticking to black and white TV forever... | 01/11/2016 on What is love? | 0 |
| #93 - >1 minute in google search | 01/11/2016 on Dank and Music Webm 33 | +4 |
| #83 - Mettaton makes me feel awkward [+] (3 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Dank and Music Webm 33 | +38 |
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floran (01/11/2016) [-] pumpkinetics.tumblr.com/post/131597929506/more-pics-from-my-undyne-cosplay-test >1 minute in google search | ||
| #80 - Add me fam | 01/11/2016 on Dank and Music Webm 33 | 0 |
| #41 - FJ in arabic soon [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Oh no | +3 |
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| #95 - LOUDER! | 01/11/2016 on South Korea Strikes Back | +1 |
| #164 - >people not knowing of Fj oldest troll | 01/11/2016 on What WoW looked like 17... | +1 |
| #1554201 - play a game and drink a tea, you will feel sleepy in no time | 01/11/2016 on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| #1553881 - yordles are adorable as **** | 01/11/2016 on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| #1553828 - Thanks! I can turn that video into the wallpaper, maybe ev… | 01/11/2016 on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| #1553822 - how? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| #1553792 - I really want the animated version of this Poppy wallpaper [+] (14 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| Is that the best quality or is funnyjunk just being autistic? Also. Maintaining an animated high res image in the background IS taxing | ||
| #92 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on dragon dongs | +1 |
| #1553733 - good Floran doesn't share | 01/11/2016 on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| #1553720 - is it your booooyfriend? [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on FJ Backroom | 0 |
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Well thx for all the free porn. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our fap pleasure.
Hey people are already happy you did all that for us. But of course if you don't want to do it anymore no-one will hold it against you.
Oh **** me floran! Cum all that sap inside my hairy pussy and make me your biiiiitch! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
I have bought starbound. And started playing as glitch. and monkey. and floran.
Well they are fun. But not as fun as killing the monkey people with glitch.
Also why is everyone a slave to the *great monkey*?
Also why is everyone a slave to the *great monkey*?
Why yes. Also if i kill them do i get there weapons?
Also glitches do the same thing right? Wanting freedom and independence?
Also glitches do the same thing right? Wanting freedom and independence?
Well it is quite cool to see. Both being the opposite and still being the neutral to each other.
Well haven't seen much of that yet. But can you get weapons from the monkey guards?
Well haven't seen much of that yet. But can you get weapons from the monkey guards?
I only got a flame thrower and a sword that can teleport. Just by luck.
Ooh? That sucks. but hopefully you will get a better job after the one you got now.
Well. That does sound pretty damm cool to do. But how are you going to manage that?
It would be better with the sex part wouldn't it?
It would be better with the sex part wouldn't it?
Hello best plant. Would you care to join me in the feasting of many piles of flesh and bone?
That means that the love for machines was always there.
But you still love your PC.
How does that work?
How does that work?
buy it pre-build, so didn't have to deal with make it work. Also so far it does I what I want it to do, unlike most machines that do what they want. I don't like te feel of using machines like cars or motorcycles, I would rather ride a horse.
Live things can be talk to, they feel and there is a connection, machines don't connect to feelings so you can't negotiate with them
Live things can be talk to, they feel and there is a connection, machines don't connect to feelings so you can't negotiate with them
But machines are absolute. When you have them as ally they do not betray you. They are programmed in such a way that they only do specific orders.
Also good to hear the pc is working as intended.
Also good to hear the pc is working as intended.
machines can betray you at any moment, they don't care for sides. A virus can **** it up, they can be reprogrammed to serve other things. wouldn't trust a being without soul.
haven't played Fallout4, so I dunno if I would save those machines yet
things aside, this pc is a huge upgrade. my laptop had a intel hd 3000 and this pc has a Nvidia GTX 960
haven't played Fallout4, so I dunno if I would save those machines yet
things aside, this pc is a huge upgrade. my laptop had a intel hd 3000 and this pc has a Nvidia GTX 960
That is a huuuuge upgrade. Means you can play a lot more games now. Which is quite cool.
Well do note that your kind can betray each other just as much. At least machines don't swich sides whenever they feel like it. That can only happen if other people **** with it. In which it isn't there fault.
Well do note that your kind can betray each other just as much. At least machines don't swich sides whenever they feel like it. That can only happen if other people **** with it. In which it isn't there fault.
Well.
I am pretty sure *talking* with you is more you raping them to get out of a situation. Cause let's be honest. you would kill everyone if you had the chance.
I am pretty sure *talking* with you is more you raping them to get out of a situation. Cause let's be honest. you would kill everyone if you had the chance.
That would explain why you like humans *aka meatbags* so much. Can do all 3 without any problem. Well of course except for me. But now i know your secrets.
Being fair
Meatbags love all kinds of funbags. Not just those of floran. Sometimes i think they love them a little bit to much. And well that is a + for florans. machines don't have funbags. No real ones anyway.
Meatbags love all kinds of funbags. Not just those of floran. Sometimes i think they love them a little bit to much. And well that is a + for florans. machines don't have funbags. No real ones anyway.
ay floran, you still play starbound/looking forward to these upcoming updates?
S-Stop floran... T-That's too much.... I don't want it! I SAID ******* STO-*SLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
Lmao that comic was so ******* furry
I know you like furry dykes floran , but how 'bout you go str8 with me tonite?
I know you like furry dykes floran , but how 'bout you go str8 with me tonite?
oo nice, I need to update my graphics card so i can have a chance to play fallout 4
I also did a drawing stream on twitch not too long ago
it went oko link if you want to watch www.twitch.tv/bizzareslam/v/26653527
the first part was when I was waiting for a request to happen and started doodling
I also did a drawing stream on twitch not too long ago
it went oko link if you want to watch www.twitch.tv/bizzareslam/v/26653527
the first part was when I was waiting for a request to happen and started doodling


