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Floran
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| #28 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 16 hours ago on Well played | +14 |
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anon (15 hours ago) [-] How the hell is a foot fetish specific? That's literally like the second most common fetish in the world | ||
| #1555500 - that pictures always ***** me up | 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| #1555493 - where do you live to be so afraid? [+] (6 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
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| #1555484 - actually one of the things I would do if I end up joining is l… | 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| #20 - because tits are good at any size, but taking this off and rev… [+] (2 new replies) | 16 hours ago on *Legendary Synth Armor | -3 |
| Idk, you can be pretty fit but just not as toned as that suit would make you look. I wouldn't go for someone that's so shallow though to base choice on looks alone. So if you fake it, take it off, and they still give you a chance then they're pretty good in my eyes. I don't think fat people could realistically pull it off as well. | ||
| #1555456 - I am bi, wouldn't mind sucking off some soldiers...no ho… [+] (2 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| You can join later on in your contract, your scores still have to be high enough to qualify tho. To go SF you have to score high enough on your aptitude test before you even sign the paperwork. You pick your job, your scores tell you what ones are available. | ||
| #1555448 - outside borders, like seen war personally [+] (1 new reply) | 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| Not yet. Personally, I don't think my company is ready for a combat deployment. Too many naive young dicks. | ||
| #1555432 - you in the army? what part of it you in? have you served outsi… [+] (3 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| Not yet. Personally, I don't think my company is ready for a combat deployment. Too many naive young dicks. | ||
| #1555427 - I love raise against, saw them in concert too but I still … [+] (2 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| liked their lat album but yeah, anything you would expect someone to do morally incorrect things under any form of constant stress or trauma | ||
| #17 - thanks, here is a dank video as token of my appreciation [+] (1 new reply) | 16 hours ago on Dank and Music Webm 34 | +1 |
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| #1555391 - I had wanted to join since I was in high school, even as I fee… [+] (5 new replies) | 16 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| I went in weighing 134lbs soaking wet at 6'. I now weigh 160lbs. You'll bulk up bro, trust me. And for the following orders without being told? I sure as shit had difficulty doing it, but it'll become almost muscle memory with time. Not yet. Personally, I don't think my company is ready for a combat deployment. Too many naive young dicks. | ||
| #1555380 - when I think of the Army I still think of brave adventurous pe… [+] (23 new replies) | 17 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| THEY TOOK OFF HIS CLOTHS THEY PISSED IN HIS HANDS I TOLD THEM TO STOP BUT THEN I JOINED IN liked their lat album but yeah, anything you would expect someone to do morally incorrect things under any form of constant stress or trauma That's how they hook you. How grunt life really is: A. You're definitely forged alright, except they have to let in too much slag or they don't get the right amount for production. So the standards are low. This can cause big problems. B. These guys are bloody idiots. Some could barely shoot the broadside of a barn. And you have to trust these people with your lives. C. It gets intensely gay. And almost every grunt is straight. Shit just happens, and you can do nothing about it except go with the flow. Oh, you're cold on a rest portion of the mission? Cuddle up with your battle buddy, you've got second watch. There's more but I'm tired and lazy. I am bi, wouldn't mind sucking off some soldiers...no homo how much till you enter an special force unit? like could you be so good in training you enter right at it or you always need to spend couple of years in combat? I have little knowledge of army...never been outside of Costa Rica, never had seen a soldier or a large gun in my life. You can join later on in your contract, your scores still have to be high enough to qualify tho. To go SF you have to score high enough on your aptitude test before you even sign the paperwork. You pick your job, your scores tell you what ones are available. Honor doesn't stop bullets. The French can attest to that during their...disputes with the British and their longbowmen. it all went down hill for france after Napoleon died, he fuckin waged war against like all of europe and was fucking winning That was after the era of which I spoke, but you do have a point. Don't invade Russia in winter. Eh, i'm sure some army men/marines/air force/navy/ rangers/ etc. people feel like how you do about it #1555391 -
floran (16 hours ago) [-] I had wanted to join since I was in high school, even as I feel there is people out there with families who are risking their lives while I got nothing to lose. But at the same time I feel I may not be cut for it, I am bad at following orders without asking and physically I am petite to put it gently...there is no option of fucking it up in that kind of life I went in weighing 134lbs soaking wet at 6'. I now weigh 160lbs. You'll bulk up bro, trust me. And for the following orders without being told? I sure as shit had difficulty doing it, but it'll become almost muscle memory with time. Not yet. Personally, I don't think my company is ready for a combat deployment. Too many naive young dicks. | ||
| #3 - requesting song on second video, I want to play that osu map [+] (3 new replies) | 17 hours ago on Dank and Music Webm 34 | 0 |
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| #27 - Goddamnit Luka [+] (3 new replies) | 17 hours ago on cute Victorian lesbians | 0 |
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| #1555329 - I hate sending resumes to places, I don't want to meet people … | 17 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| #1555228 - is the end of times | 18 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| #1555217 - Floran delivers [+] (1 new reply) | 18 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
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| #1555208 - expected worse, but will deliver [+] (2 new replies) | 18 hours ago on FJ Backroom | 0 |
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| #1555197 - dubs for what I make my new tf2 spray...if **** keep it… [+] (5 new replies) | 18 hours ago on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| **prettyflyforaderp used "*roll 6, 00-99*"** **prettyflyforaderp rolls 36** **prettyflyforaderp rolls 53** **prettyflyforaderp rolls 78** **prettyflyforaderp rolls 71** **prettyflyforaderp rolls 28** **prettyflyforaderp rolls 66** | ||
| #15 - Picture | 18 hours ago on Character Art: Centaur | +2 |
| #14 - exactly | 18 hours ago on Character Art: Centaur | +1 |
| #41 - tie and soule OTP [+] (2 new replies) | 18 hours ago on Oh Yeah? | +23 |
| The fuck she sounds like a man i didn't think she'd sound manly | ||
| #24 - referring to this | 19 hours ago on oy vey | +7 |
| #77 - This makes me feel things... [+] (10 new replies) | 19 hours ago on Character Art: Dragons/Wyverns | +17 |
| The fact this image has been used (at least) twice on front-page content (along with similar stuff) makes me wonder if FJ is actually becoming more furry/scaly. | ||
| #10 - that is not what the games tells, you have unlimited power but… [+] (3 new replies) | 20 hours ago on Signal the husband | 0 |
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itsgnar (20 hours ago) [-] You bring them back, your soul is corrupted, yes. But, you can edit the files of the hame to make that statement false because, again, it's within the realm of possibilities as a player. And either if you make a souless pacifist, flowey tells you shit is fine in there and that you shouldn't reset because everyone's happy. "But should you trust Flowey?" Yes. Why would he lie at this point? He became Asriel and made his mind back together. Flowey simply acts on self-interest, he's not actually evil. Your actions have repercussions but that doesn't mean you can't do something about it. #25 -
hueduebue (1 hour ago) [-] But thats not the message. All that aside toby tries to explain to you via the game you choose to do your own path and the consequence is not meant to be below you. It tries to say for genocide your actions are you choosing to kill because...why? well many do it just because they can to see what happens. Others probably just go idk. Try not to treat it as if its a challenge. Because if you think about what toby tries to get through your head during it. He makes a good point and somewhere in all of it. When you do the best ending flowey tells you something and i understood that as toby telling you that if you got your happy ending then leave it be don't reset just to do something else like genocide. Basically let go don't abuse your power to simply try something else. I think the shit gets engrained in our heads that we sometimes miss the exact point of in this case toby tries to explain via undertale and specifically the various things that ends up happening due to your actions. Its interesting to think about. I did a pure genocide run first. sense I'd already seen enough spoilers about the game I wasn't concerned about being a pacifist. I wanted to see if it really was as hard to do as people said. Then I went and had to fix my game cause I felt bad at the ending. Went through true pacifist. Haven't touched it sense. | ||
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Well thx for all the free porn. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our fap pleasure.
Hey people are already happy you did all that for us. But of course if you don't want to do it anymore no-one will hold it against you.
Oh **** me floran! Cum all that sap inside my hairy pussy and make me your biiiiitch! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
I have bought starbound. And started playing as glitch. and monkey. and floran.
Well they are fun. But not as fun as killing the monkey people with glitch.
Also why is everyone a slave to the *great monkey*?
Also why is everyone a slave to the *great monkey*?
Why yes. Also if i kill them do i get there weapons?
Also glitches do the same thing right? Wanting freedom and independence?
Also glitches do the same thing right? Wanting freedom and independence?
Well it is quite cool to see. Both being the opposite and still being the neutral to each other.
Well haven't seen much of that yet. But can you get weapons from the monkey guards?
Well haven't seen much of that yet. But can you get weapons from the monkey guards?
I only got a flame thrower and a sword that can teleport. Just by luck.
Ooh? That sucks. but hopefully you will get a better job after the one you got now.
Well. That does sound pretty damm cool to do. But how are you going to manage that?
It would be better with the sex part wouldn't it?
It would be better with the sex part wouldn't it?
Hello best plant. Would you care to join me in the feasting of many piles of flesh and bone?
That means that the love for machines was always there.
But you still love your PC.
How does that work?
How does that work?
buy it pre-build, so didn't have to deal with make it work. Also so far it does I what I want it to do, unlike most machines that do what they want. I don't like te feel of using machines like cars or motorcycles, I would rather ride a horse.
Live things can be talk to, they feel and there is a connection, machines don't connect to feelings so you can't negotiate with them
Live things can be talk to, they feel and there is a connection, machines don't connect to feelings so you can't negotiate with them
But machines are absolute. When you have them as ally they do not betray you. They are programmed in such a way that they only do specific orders.
Also good to hear the pc is working as intended.
Also good to hear the pc is working as intended.
machines can betray you at any moment, they don't care for sides. A virus can **** it up, they can be reprogrammed to serve other things. wouldn't trust a being without soul.
haven't played Fallout4, so I dunno if I would save those machines yet
things aside, this pc is a huge upgrade. my laptop had a intel hd 3000 and this pc has a Nvidia GTX 960
haven't played Fallout4, so I dunno if I would save those machines yet
things aside, this pc is a huge upgrade. my laptop had a intel hd 3000 and this pc has a Nvidia GTX 960
That is a huuuuge upgrade. Means you can play a lot more games now. Which is quite cool.
Well do note that your kind can betray each other just as much. At least machines don't swich sides whenever they feel like it. That can only happen if other people **** with it. In which it isn't there fault.
Well do note that your kind can betray each other just as much. At least machines don't swich sides whenever they feel like it. That can only happen if other people **** with it. In which it isn't there fault.
Well.
I am pretty sure *talking* with you is more you raping them to get out of a situation. Cause let's be honest. you would kill everyone if you had the chance.
I am pretty sure *talking* with you is more you raping them to get out of a situation. Cause let's be honest. you would kill everyone if you had the chance.
That would explain why you like humans *aka meatbags* so much. Can do all 3 without any problem. Well of course except for me. But now i know your secrets.
Being fair
Meatbags love all kinds of funbags. Not just those of floran. Sometimes i think they love them a little bit to much. And well that is a + for florans. machines don't have funbags. No real ones anyway.
Meatbags love all kinds of funbags. Not just those of floran. Sometimes i think they love them a little bit to much. And well that is a + for florans. machines don't have funbags. No real ones anyway.
ay floran, you still play starbound/looking forward to these upcoming updates?
S-Stop floran... T-That's too much.... I don't want it! I SAID ******* STO-*SLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
Lmao that comic was so ******* furry
I know you like furry dykes floran , but how 'bout you go str8 with me tonite?
I know you like furry dykes floran , but how 'bout you go str8 with me tonite?
oo nice, I need to update my graphics card so i can have a chance to play fallout 4
I also did a drawing stream on twitch not too long ago
it went oko link if you want to watch www.twitch.tv/bizzareslam/v/26653527
the first part was when I was waiting for a request to happen and started doodling
I also did a drawing stream on twitch not too long ago
it went oko link if you want to watch www.twitch.tv/bizzareslam/v/26653527
the first part was when I was waiting for a request to happen and started doodling
