No way José

I'm doing it anyways

Floran ssstab ssstab

And that is how Twi lost his dick

I guess it's a good thing I never had one

You said you were a futa before

It's a clit not a dick

That is not how any of it works. You get Double ssstabed for being dumb

Oh have I got some freaky porn to show you my friend

Porn and sstab? This sounds bad

Please stop stabbing me

For now

I...wat?

it was fun for a while, but is demanding to do something in a schedule...plus I ran out of stuff to post

Hey people are already happy you did all that for us. But of course if you don't want to do it anymore no-one will hold it against you.

my heart ran out of sap, no love left to give

How get more sap?

I dunno, probably professional help and therapy

plant waaaiifuuu

Oh **** me floran! Cum all that sap inside my hairy pussy and make me your biiiiitch! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

>Undertale

you like Jojo, nothing could be worse than that

...How does a great anime compare to some ****** "retro"-esque western video game?

Because Undertale makes sense while JoJo is just castlevania but 300% more homoerotic

...Makes more sense?
How?
And how does that make it a better game...
.... You do realize there are EIGHT JoJo parts right? Not just Phantom Blood ... Which is amazing and doesn't really have anything to do with Castlevania , since Dio as a vampire isn't mythical at all .

only watched 2 episodes, boring as ****

God you're a vapid cunt
I really am glad I don't have your mentality
if it isn't a ****** , lazily-made pixel ******** but hey it brings back memories rightxD game for you to jump around like an adhd-middle-schooler it's "boring as ****** right?

Floran massster race

Well they are fun. But not as fun as killing the monkey people with glitch.

Also why is everyone a slave to the *great monkey*?

coz sssilly monkeys are too boring to live by themselves, unlike Floran who look for the ultimate freedom and ssself dependence

Why yes. Also if i kill them do i get there weapons?

Also glitches do the same thing right? Wanting freedom and independence?

machine and Floran are actually neutral at each other, both get the waysss of battle and conquer.

but they are more "honor" thing about their fights, as Floran is more sssport like or fun of it

Well it is quite cool to see. Both being the opposite and still being the neutral to each other.

Well haven't seen much of that yet. But can you get weapons from the monkey guards?

no :C
weapons can be found on crates nearby tho

I only got a flame thrower and a sword that can teleport. Just by luck.

Best
Friend
Floran
...
Salsa

Salsa dancing?

taco salsa!

Hello McBurd

hello

hello. How are you? You seem cool

I am sick...why are you saying that?

i dunno, why not? you're cool on the board.

everyone is sick lately.

probably because winter, for me is the little sleep and lots of work I get also mixing the 41°C heat of the beach with the 20°C cold of the bus.

yeah, that'll do it.

don't overwork yourself to hard

already thinking this will be my last year in that job, I am just so tired of it.

grats. just remember to find something else before you quit. Monotony can kill anyone. Hopefully you can do the thing.

what do you do?

tour guide in a tropical island

FLORAN PLEASE HELP SPERIT HE CAN'T WAKE UP

good

why so mean ? ;(

Y-You like floran too?

don't make me block you again

b-but I'm bein' nice...

merry jew in a stick spawn commemoration

not much, I feel...neutral I guess
unhappy but not depressed.

life well, going to work all christmas till new year...considering that my last days in that work

Ooh? That sucks. but hopefully you will get a better job after the one you got now.

yeah, looking for someone more adventurous and risky, like bungee, canopy or skydiving.

right now I feel like a mix of plane stewardess and scort but without the sex part

Well. That does sound pretty damm cool to do. But how are you going to manage that?

It would be better with the sex part wouldn't it?

well looking for the right contacts, of course.
that or do some "voluntary" work first to learn the stuff

it would make it more interesting

sssure

cat girl

whats up?

well not much, will go out with friends to an anime cafe later

neat never knew those things existed

really? they are really popular all over the world where weeaboos exist

I don't even like anime, but the food is great and the cocktails amazing...plus waitress use a tiny maid outfit

i have a mighty need for waitress in tiny maid outfit but nah not a lot here in the states

probably for the lack of tiny girls that fit in the anime look and in less that a day it would be sued cos "tiny outfit is exploiting female body" or some **** like that

probs heh welp time to move

there was a time I wanted to move to US, then tumblr and "anti-terror" laws happened

true but i love my guns so i dont really mind at all

first time I am in love with a machine

That means that the love for machines was always there.

negatory, Floran dislike machines in general. Gears and metal are cold and uncooperative, I don't trust it

But you still love your PC.

How does that work?

buy it pre-build, so didn't have to deal with make it work. Also so far it does I what I want it to do, unlike most machines that do what they want. I don't like te feel of using machines like cars or motorcycles, I would rather ride a horse.

Live things can be talk to, they feel and there is a connection, machines don't connect to feelings so you can't negotiate with them

But machines are absolute. When you have them as ally they do not betray you. They are programmed in such a way that they only do specific orders.

Also good to hear the pc is working as intended.

machines can betray you at any moment, they don't care for sides. A virus can **** it up, they can be reprogrammed to serve other things. wouldn't trust a being without soul.
haven't played Fallout4, so I dunno if I would save those machines yet

things aside, this pc is a huge upgrade. my laptop had a intel hd 3000 and this pc has a Nvidia GTX 960

That is a huuuuge upgrade. Means you can play a lot more games now. Which is quite cool.



Well do note that your kind can betray each other just as much. At least machines don't swich sides whenever they feel like it. That can only happen if other people **** with it. In which it isn't there fault.

I'm a people's plant, I can deal with people easily and talk my way out of almost anything.

Well.

I am pretty sure *talking* with you is more you raping them to get out of a situation. Cause let's be honest. you would kill everyone if you had the chance.

caught me, can't ssstab, ssseduce or ssscare machines

That would explain why you like humans *aka meatbags* so much. Can do all 3 without any problem. Well of course except for me. But now i know your secrets.

meatbagsss love Floran funbagsss

Also thx for the weekly porn.

Being fair

Meatbags love all kinds of funbags. Not just those of floran. Sometimes i think they love them a little bit to much. And well that is a + for florans. machines don't have funbags. No real ones anyway.

too lewd

dat jpeg quality

dem pixels

Sorry was bored so sent a Rawrrrr xD messege to those who commented on the raaaawwrr post

oh, now I remember it

suck my bbc

S-Stop floran... T-That's too much.... I don't want it! I SAID ******* STO-*SLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*

Lmao that comic was so ******* furry
I know you like furry dykes floran , but how 'bout you go str8 with me tonite?

negatory
muscle furry chicks 4eva

lmao wat
Kiss me

But ... I never said anything about soda... STOP POSTING ****** UNDERTALE MEMES! STARBOUND ******** WAS TOUGH ENOUGH!

both then

sup

thanksgiving break bby

for me is work season, already got called for this weekend and worked 4 days last week

if all goes well I may get a new PC for December

oo nice, I need to update my graphics card so i can have a chance to play fallout 4

I also did a drawing stream on twitch not too long ago
it went oko link if you want to watch www.twitch.tv/bizzareslam/v/26653527
the first part was when I was waiting for a request to happen and started doodling

you getting better...going to sleep now

finally fixed my sleep times to naturally wake up at 3 am

better is always good
im aiming on actually making a comic too

goodnoo

a free hug can't you ******* read?

is 5 am, finally over that 4 days of work in a row

time too relax then!!